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Post by Nabel on Apr 5, 2015 9:41:39 GMT
East Capitol city was both Nabel's most beloved, but least familiar place in the world. Having only come here a few times, the lad was surprised at how much people didn't mind (or at least, didn't comment negatively on) his ghastly appearance. It was also the city that the demon might have frequented the most, had he had the time. Sadly, Nabel's only regular venue of interest (aside from the local booze bar), was the city's largest and most beautiful candy shoppe. So there Nabel sat outside the building, having just spent his extra zeni on a few candy bars.
"Disch isch whych," Nabel munched on a butter bar. "I chub thisch schity." He said to himself, as he enjoyed the light breeze.
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Post by Zexama on Apr 5, 2015 9:55:15 GMT
Sniff, hmm, sniff sniff, YES IT WAS! Some bastard was eating Zexama's candy! Sniff, hmm, someone had brought three butter scotch candy bar, it seemed to be brought from, sniff sniff, a road? Wait no, next to it! It was brought from mile's candy shop, and the holder seemed to be a demon, currently experiencing the makyo star effect! And, he had no hair! Wait what? No hair? That was a tad odd, maybe her candy smelling skills were fading, wait, NO! Yeah right that would ever happen.
With a few more sniffs Zexama had located the exact co-ordinations of the target, then with a death stare to the wall in front of her, she got down low, and went go go go? Anyway, she went at lightning speeds to the target before seeing him, just before he took another bite she jumped up, kicked him in the face with enough force to send a house flying, and took all his candy bars.
Hmm, that's interesting, this reminded her of the time she did this exact same thing to another one of her friends, Kayio, hmm, all of those candies that she had to repay her, it was delightful, maybe uncle was right, helping people was the way to go! Oh wait... That's when Zexama looked at what she just did... "Opps?"
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Post by Nabel on Apr 5, 2015 10:03:42 GMT
"DID I JUST GET KICKED IN THE SCHNOZZ BY AN EIGHT YEAR OLD?!" Nabel picked himself up, staring at the debris that was once a brothel wall. The customers, including those engaging in carnal relations, stared at him. "HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!" The demon yelled angrily at the patrons. "THERE IS A CH-CHILD IN YOUR M-MIDST" He stammered, flying over to Zexama and covering her eyes with his single arm. "Avert your eyes little pinkle ponytailtle girl," He whispered into the child's ears. "They're just playing a grown-up game, just playing a grown-up game." He walked on, and lead the girl away from the horrific scene. "Also, you can keep my candy." He assured the young one. "Just don't kick people into walls anymore, it's rude." He released his grasp from the girl as soon as they were out of range from the strangers' very sexual encounters. "By the way, where are your parents?"
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Post by Zexama on Apr 5, 2015 10:15:25 GMT
What the actual hell did this man think it is? Yeah maybe she was being a bit rude by kicking him in the face and into a building but really, did he have to be this insulting. Just before he touched her face with his disgusting arm Zexama moved out of the way with agility, then she listened to his mumbling, yeah yeah, what ever, I've seen that everywhere she thought in her head. "I'll kick you when I want, but anyway, you wanna know where my parents are? Well, I could tell you about the one that is over 10,000 years old and trapped me in an egg, or about that 10 wizard dads that I killed, or if worst comes to worst I could tell you about my uncle, he's god."
((Just a short post to make things awkward :3 ))
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Post by Nabel on Apr 5, 2015 10:25:15 GMT
Nabel paused to process the little girls words. Wall kicking good. Seen that everywhere. 10'000 years. Uncle's god.
"WAIT. WAIT. WAIT." Nabel stared at the child's face with his single, twitching eye. "YOUR UNCLE'S GOD! DOES THAT MAKE YOU JESUS?!" The demon cried out, before realizing that nonsense was taking over his mind again. "Wait, what the hell's a Jesus?" He struggled to recollect his thoughts. "So one of your parents is 10'000 years old (and so are you), you killed your other one ten times, and your uncle's god..." He scratched the inside of his empty eye socket. "YOUR UNCLE'S THE KAMI?!" He looked at the girl, his discolored skin growing paler with shock. "That changes everything, lead me to him, young old girl." He flew ahead of her by mistake. "WE MUST DISCUSS THE STATE OF THE UNIVERSE!"
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Post by Zexama on Apr 5, 2015 10:33:22 GMT
This was amusing, she hadn't even see a stupid demon before, expect her, but she didn't count, because just because people call you something, doesn't mean you are one. "Well, close enough I guess, and who are you exactly? Probably some stupid 'badass' punk with no friends." Oh, it seemed Zexama has a bit of a potty mouth this man/demon, but that's when worst thing all of it happened, he wanted to go and visit uncle, to discuss the state of the universe?
"Listen buddy, I don't think you're cut out for that, and you may be tempted to eat one of the apples, and if you do that, you'll be kicked, not through a building, but through the sun. Got it? And I'll tell you, I'm not 8 neither am I 10,000, I'm about 1,000 last time I check, and this is for calling me old!" HIIIIIIII YA! Just then Zexama announced another kick, this time not at the head, but directly in the balls. She smiled and waved towards him, and then gave a polite bow. "I'll buy you some dinner, where do you want to eat?"
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Post by Nabel on Apr 5, 2015 10:46:49 GMT
"My young acquaintance, you have quite the temper." Nabel smiled at the little girl's sudden shift in emotions, he was glad being around someone who was even less sane than he was for once. "But that is okay. I suppose I demanded too much from a stranger." The decaying doll was tempted to pet the little girl's head, but withdrew his arm out of common sense, something even he had... At sporadic occasions."So sorry for that." He bowed at the elder creature. "I'd like to just return to my master actually, if you want, you may eat dinner with us."
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Post by Zexama on Apr 5, 2015 11:00:45 GMT
Zexama was smiling as her acting skills were going great, it seemed he had guessed her attempted act perfectly, quite good she was, she looked at the hand that was about to touch her head and she growled at the sight of it, then he aplogised and Zexama gave a quick bow to thank him for saying sorry, then he offered her to dinner, hmm, that would be a good idea, maybe she could get a free meal out of this guy after all.
"I would be delighted to have you as a meal, it would be my honor, may I ask your name, and your master's name? Then we shall walk!"
((Shall we continue this thread? Or move to a different thread? Either way, send a PM to Kiara, and tell him to join the thread whenever he wants))
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Post by Nabel on Apr 5, 2015 11:26:09 GMT
Nabel just remembered that he wasn't dealing with an eight year old girl, but a thousand year old demon. And having lived his life among them (well he is one, duh), made him feel very wary. But another thing irked him, the way the girl looked aesthetically pleasing. Now he wasn't a perv (not THA-THAT kind of perv at least), but seriously she looked adorable! Besides being freaking pink, she could have passed for any other second grader if she wanted to. Why was every demon, except for Nabel himself, bloody attractive?! It didn't make any sense! "Right, well my name is Jerry." Nabel gave his alias, snapping back to his senses and following after the girl. "And my master..." The butler hesitated. "Hers is Lady Kiara, she's basically royalty..." He flicked his wrist, summoning his demonic clown thing, which bowed begrudgingly at being summoned. "And this is the Poltergeist, he/she/it/they is/are my familiar of sorts." Nabel motioned towards the distance. "Mister or missus Poltergeist, would you please summon Lady Kiara?"The Poltergeist grumbled, but complied, running speedily into the distance. "Anyways, we shall arrive at our destination shortly." Nabel turned his head towards the child. "Now, what's your name, friend?" |
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Post by Zexama on Apr 5, 2015 11:39:21 GMT
She laughed at his name, Jerry huh? Zexama decided to just settle on Jerm, as in Germ. Then he mentioned his master being royalty, and Zexama gave out a big loud laugh of disapproval, you, apprentice to royalty? Yeah right, she thought in her head, she shook her head and kept listening to Jerm speak. Well, isn't he a cute little fellow, but anyway, yes, my name is Princess jellybean, ruler of the high Candy yard, Zexama, you may call me by, your highness or God, either one works."
She at the odd design of this man's sort of pet, and he started patting him on the head, quite a weird feature was that when her hand touch the ghostly dust emitted from the Poltergeist, it swarmed around the Majin's hand and seemed to try and swallow it in, she quickly snapped her back and started walking in front of Jerm, but realised that that was a terrible idea, because, well, she had no sense of direction, oh and she had no idea where the house was, so she quickly darted behind Jerm and walked behind him bobbing her head around.
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Post by Nabel on Apr 5, 2015 13:10:32 GMT
Nabel giggled at the girl's jest, but silently reminded himself to not let his guard down. Young or not (he was leaning on not), Zexama was still some sort of demon, and a powerful one at that. The butler had no intention of picking a fight with her, or becoming her dinner.
Nabel finally stopped walking when they had reached the outside a fancy restaurant. "Please wait here, your highness. The demon put down the urge to grin, and instead walked inside the establishment. Several minutes later, he walked back out with a smile on his face and four menus. "You can come in now Princess Zexama, our table is ready." He handed the child one of the menus. "Follow me, let's order our meals while we wait for Lady Kiara."
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Post by Zexama on Apr 5, 2015 20:48:09 GMT
Zexama followed Jerm with a different mood than usual, instead of the annoying stupid mood she was usually in, now she had decided to be in a uptight and resonable mood, just for this dinner. Zexama listened to Jerm as he told her to wait, she would of been mad if not for the 'your highness' that the ghostly figure added. After before extremely bored for many minutes, Zexama walked in and sat at the table with a smile on her face, she took the menu that Jerm had handed her and starting flicking through all the way to the dessert section.
After getting all the to the back of the menu, after trying to make all the other pages as well, she fell upon the dessert section, this is where she would rate how good the restaurant was, if they gave her the dessert that she ordered quick enough, and the food waste tasty enough for Zexama's standards, then she'd probably give the restaurant a bunch on Zeni. She look over to Jerm and began talking. "So where's this master you're soo fund about? Oh and just to let you know, I'll be getting the double banana spilt extra chocolate, extra strawberry sauce, and golden chocolate fudge on top of that, don't worry, I'll pay."
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Kiara
Rising Soul
PL: 27,681; Awakening(x4): 110,724; Items: One Use Space Pod, Heavy Weights (1/4th PL) Zeni: 998
Tag: @kiara
OOC Name: Human, Demon
Posts: 69 
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Post by Kiara on Apr 7, 2015 13:35:02 GMT
Heavy Weights
Ah the screams of agony were better than any of the finest wines to Kiara's finely attuned ears. It was starting to be a routine for Kiara to wake up and start her day filleting the skin of Aria. By now Kiara was almost completely done with her fifth time removing the woman's skin. She wanted Aria to know that even when she was broken; Kiara could still show the same level of disregard as when she needed to be broken in the first place. However, Kiara was tired of having to buy new clothes as blood stains often had a nasty habit of not coming out of her clothes.
Her senses alerted her to an approaching presence but the familiarity and underwhelming presence allowed her to continue her work until the last moment. Spending so much time in the caverns had Kiara's senses finely attuned to the sounds and presence of others so as Poltergeist materialized behind her. Kiara continued her work for a moment testing the demon's obedience before stopping her work. Turning around for a moment as she held up her hand signaling that the demonic clown could now speak.
Quickly yet respectfully, he delivered the message that he'd received from her butler Nabel. Kiara was half way inclined to deny the request on the premise that she did not actually eat. She'd meant literally going out in a town to gorge herself on some choice blood types but at least Nabel was trying. And to be fair, Kiara had not been specific but it seemed rather notable that Vampyre's drink blood. Either way, she sighed asking Poltergeist to turn lead the way toward his master Nabel.
Within a short fashion, Kiara arrived at the place to be surprised to see Nabel accompanied by what had to be a child. But as Kiara gave her a once over it seemed this 'child' was quite strong. Stronger than Kiara in fact which made Kiara wonder why exactly Nabel called her over. Kiara started to suspect treachery but she quieted that feeling for the moment to gather information. "Yes Nabel? Poltergeist mentioned that you had someone that I should meet? Surely you haven't hidden a daughter from me have you?" Kiara asked in regards to the child like pink girl accompanying him.
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Post by Nabel on Apr 7, 2015 14:45:27 GMT
"Nah, it's cool. I can pay for that. Nabel listened to everything that the girl had asked for, listing it down on a small piece of paper; afterwards, he showed her a comically large sack of bills. "The best thing about being a bouncer, is that you can take all of your unruly patron's cash and they can't complain." Giggling girlishly, the demon put the pouch back into hammerspace. "As for Lady Kiara -"
"... Surely you haven't hidden a daughter from me have you?"
"- she's right there." Nabel raised his arm, and waved at the Vampyre. "Good evening Lady Kiara!" The younger demon beamed, signalling her to the table. "I just wanted to make good on my promise; see, first paycheck!" He grinned, and once again brought out his magical mystical mythical painfully normal and mundane bag of money. "And as for this young lady," Nabel chuckled nervously. "She's a bit too old to be my kid..." He began to hyperventilate for a brief moment, before recollecting his train of thought. "She's actually just here to dine with us." The butler mentally rearranged his thoughts and stood up, pulling out a seat for his master. "And now that you're here m'lady, please take a seat." He smiled. "I already have a menu laid out for you and mister or missus Poltergeist... Wherever that clown is." He paused and changed the subject. "So, were the tools sharp enough for miss Aria's taste?"
"So, were the tools sharp enough for your taste." Poltergeist asked the blood-deprived woman. "Because Sir Jerry and I spent a whole three hours cleaning them." The clown found pleasure in the woman's suffering. "Admittedly, two of those hours were spent looking for an individual named 'Toole'..." It nodded, a delicate smiling painted on his face. "But it's the end result that matters." It gave one last knowing smile. "Anyway, I'm bored now. See you again tomorrow, fair lady." The clown laughed devilishly and left. It had already begun to make its way back to the restaurant. There was no way it would pass up an opportunity to dine at a proper establishment, and not one of the dumps it had resided in prior to its master's hiring.
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Post by Zexama on Apr 8, 2015 1:47:49 GMT
Zexama darted her eyes from left to right, looking at Kiara and the Jerm, over and over, she listened to Jerm and nodded at everything he said, if there was a question there, she didn't hear it, she looked up and down Kiara before nodding, she looked suitable enough to be royalty, in a way. One of the waiters placed down a fancy wooden basket with about ten pieces of garlic bread placed in it.
Zexama extended her antenna over to the garlic bread and wrapped it around two of the hot yummy pieces of yum, she then lifted it up and placed it in her mouth, it was nice to have something other than candy... NAH, she turned the garlic bread into lots of little skittles that melted in her mouth, she gave a soft hum as she devoured the yummy candy, she looked over the other two people and got on of the already stationed empty bowls, she then picked up a napkin and made it into lots of different types of candy, each with different flavours.
"Feel free to have as many as you would like, I'm not too fussy over you guys, you guys seem cool." The same waiter came over with a notepad and a pen in her hands, she had a black formal dress with white fabric sown in-between, it was very posh looking, Zexama looked up at the waiter as she spoke. "Are you ready to take your order?" Zexama grabbed the menu and pointed to the main meal, and then to all of the extras that were available to get, she gave a big smile and spoke."Thank you, and my friends will be having." She gave a wave of the her hand to the direction of her friends and the waiter looked at them a tad oddly.
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