As Collan continued to watch what was going on from the distance. More things had gotten into his vision, and the more that happened. The more strange this thing got. First a man and a small pink creature, now a blue woman, a man with blue hair that Collan swore he knew from somewhere, and...Capper!?
Out of all the people here, he never thought he'd see Capper! It made Collan a little more sure he could come out if Capper wasn't even being attacked. So he did so, flying over to where Capper had been with this someone named Tennenman create, leaning his head over both of their shoulders. "So what's going on here? Or are you two just as confused as me?" He asked, deciding to sit down.
You know, it was nice when Collan wasn't getting his face kicked in at random.
Egg had been standing there, ready for the worst to happen. Although he rose one of his eyes in confusion in response to what the saiyan had done. This saiyan, for one reason or another, had figured out how strong this Tennenman was, even though he could not sense ki. Feeling that shock, Sinage had dissipated his own attack before even unleashing his attack, questioning the fact that a 'saiba man' was as strong as this. Although curious about the Saiba man bit, EGG only responded with confusion filling his voice, "Me get strong through lots hard work. I use heavy cape I wear now, and work out and train in heavy room at home. Heavy Room really good, as it put pressure on body and makes me use more force, getting good use of of muscles. Training is the best way to become hero, after all.”
Still standing and charging his little golden sphere, EGG was completely taken aback when the saiyan had done something he had not expected. After having boasted about this being a proud fight the two of them would remember, after having shown off his attack and being cocky and everything… This saiyan vamoosed the living hell out of here, completely losing his thirst for battle and running away entirely.
Standing in shock for a good couple of seconds, EGG regained his composure as a smile came upon his face once more, having solved the issue at hand with nonviolence, EGG turned around, planning to back up the hill and ride his trike once more. However, as he turned around, his eyes widened as he saw more people here, once the Tennenman was aware of the situation around him. First was a blue haired person whose gender was very hard to determine as of right now, and was also weirdly not emitting a ki signature at all; next was a blue bug woman having a little tiff with a young person with a similar ki energy to the cowardly saiyan, the boy claiming to be much older than he looked; and finally a final person who was hiding in the bushes.
Then something completely new happened, as someone in a purple suit came out of nowhere and started chatting up the androgynous, blue haired person. EGG had a double take as he could not believe his eyes, unable to believe who this person was. He was easily recognizable, as EGG watched TV for a year straight after the death of his old man (#NeetLife). Rubbing his eyes, he could stil recognize the guy, but there was one thing that kept him from saying anything… That one thing, was this guy’s voice, which he audibly heard the man’s voice.
In shock, EGG said out loud with such glee, “JIMJOHN FIGHTINGMAN!?” EGG, having lived as a Neet for about a year, watched nothing but Sentai shows, Superhero movies, and various martial arts stuff. Among those shows, he had seen at least half of the JimJohn Fightingman episodes, learning basic combat from that show altogether. Although most of his own fighting style was self-taught, JimJohn Fightingman gave EGG a basic handle on how most combat should work. Smiling from ear to ear, EGG could not help himself from exclaiming, “I fan of work JimJohn. Wondered what happen to you, nice see you again!” Ending that little bit off with a wave, EGG turned his attention to the group that was starting to approach him.
First was that small guy whose ki is similar in nature to the guy who ran away, but felt much weaker and a little calmer in EGG’s opinion. The guy had called everyone a clod before joining EGG, wondering if the ‘tennenman’ would mind his presence, as everyone else was getting on his nerves. With a shrug, EGG says bright smile, “I don’t mind one bit. By way, my name EGG, not Tennenman. Nice meet you.” What happened next was a bit of an oddity to the Tennenman, as the blue bug woman created a double of herself, one half of her coming over to the group in which EGG and this small saiyan was in, asking if there is room for one more. With a small chuckle, EGG responded in turn, “There always room for one more. Maybe two, and definitely a hundred. I accept all as friend, geheheh.”
The magenta and cyan saibaman nearly lost his footing as someone put their weight on one of his shoulders, the person putting said weight on his shoulder doing the same thing to the small saiyan. Apparently he was wondering what was going on, which EGG responded nicely, “Honestly, no idea. I crash trike on top of hill, roll down here, and had stop guy from fighting. He coward and fly away, and I no give chase as he has no backbone. It okay leaving him around, until he cause more trouble. I will stop him again if need be, heheh. By way, name is EGG… Your names?”
Then he heard a rather abrasive voice ringing through the air, the saibaman turning his head to face this voice, which belonged to a young woman with horns and red hair. She was shouting at JimJohn, treating him rather poorly for no reason. Sure JimJohn came out here starting to question the blue haired person, who was apparently the leader of the world according to said redhaired woman; but it gave the woman no right in treating someone so poorly.
Remembering he had an EGG barrier in his hand, he launched his spherical barrier at the red-haired woman. Moving through the air, the golden sphere dissipated little by little as it neared Tekuma. However, as it reached within a meter of the red hair, a golden sphere encompassed her, trapping her within a golden bubble. EGG shouted at her, “Leave JimJohn alone. Instead of being Shouty SmallNubs, try talk like decent person. Never face harshness with more harshness, I always say. Also, you no get hurt in sphere, and it wear off soon. Just calm down and do nothing rash, and all be good, right? Plus, I don’t think you arrest people who share opinion on how leader works things. Everyone entitled to own opinion, and everyone entitled to share it. That how each person is.”
With a smile, he turned his attention, smiling coyly as he says in the group he’s a part of, “Sorry, I can’t help self when someone get angry like that. I have to be hero after all, heheh. So...... Names?”
Used [N1] EGG Barrier on Tekuma, intent to keep her in Spherical Barrier for one of my posting rounds, Charged for one posting round, so Barrier strength is 6,075 PL
He wore a purple jacket with big golden buttons, matching slacks, and stomped through the gathered crowd with a singular purpose. Poi thought he looked just like the old classroom science show star Mister Squints, with those big wire-rim glasses and pinched face, and the android had to push the excited poltergeist away from main circuits before a torrent of ghostly laughter managed to find his audio emitter. Poi’s ghost had never grown up with JimJohn Fightingman – that was far after his time – and though the spirit was an avid streamer of what seemed like every reel he’d missed out on in the eighty-some years of darkness, learning to count and spell with karate was way too kid-stuff for him.
It didn’t stop the ghost from letting out a fresh gale of internal cackling at being the “MASTER OF MEANY BO-BEENIES” though.
Vi-Poi, the sensible half of him anyway, recalled Jax’s brief and abortive run for office and his odd performance during the presidential debate. Could the out-of-proportion anger be due to his stinging defeat? Vi-Poi couldn’t really be blamed. Jax had parachuted into the debate, and worn a cape.
Leaning far back on the heels of his sneakers, fingers still in his pockets, Vi-Poi’s eyebrows climbed higher and higher as the tee-vee star’s tirade grew louder and louder.
When it was finally over and Jax was done, Vi-Poi attempted to appear properly dismayed by the chastisement, but Poi’s growing prowess over his systems belted out “Nice to see you again too, Mister Squints!”
The android became a blue streak, flitting out of the way to avoid getting smacked by the extremely-irritated thespian.
Tekuma’s angry and somewhat befuddling reaction gave him a moment's pause. Power-mad already? Vi-Poi wondered as she threatened to arrest Mister Squints for being a badger. He made a whoa-ing gesture with a hand to the newest BBAer. Some of KAOS had always needed a bit of parental guidance.
When Capper nervously complimented him, he reacted with a sheepish little smile. He’d intended to have the day off, so to speak, and it’d already turned into something else. The vertically-challenged Saiyan – one of the few Vi-Poi’d met shorter than himself – drifted away, followed by the blue creature his analytics finally identified as a bio-android: human, Brench-seijin, and Who-Knows-What. Her splitting act made his mind jolt with surprise. Bio-androids were tricky.
Some chi-sensitive stranger with a neat earpiece like a tortoise shell came from the brush to chat it up with violet and her little Saiyan, and Vi-Poi used the lull to remount his bicycle. He considered peddling off and leaving the accidental gathering to whatever fate had in store, but the corner-of-eye sight of Jax stewing with his arms folded brought too much amusing satisfaction.
“Call me Vi,” He said to EGG as the Saibaman put some sort of chi barrier around Tekuma. “But uh, using your chi is probably unnecessary.” The next he said loud enough for Jax to hear. “We don’t arrest people just for being sore losers.” Standing on his pedals, he steered in a slow circle around the former kid-show star. “Has anyone ever told you you look like someone on tee-vee?” He asked Jax with a sly smile, head tilted and eyebrow raised.
Timothy was engaging in one of his favorite training activities: Going for a nice fly around the world. Starting from the Master's dojo in the foothills of Mt. Paozu, every Sunday morning he would attempt to get to Mt. Frappe as fast as possible. He had never gotten there in under an hour, but he was making good time, if the stopwatch on his mental HUD was any indication. As he zoomed through the air, he began to descend. He liked to feel the wind on his casing, observe how the grass and trees were swayed by the wind he generated from his incredible speed. As he descended, he began to pick up a gathering of relatively low power levels, but mostly around his level. As his cameras focused, he caught sight of a familiar blue-haired android.
Virtual Poi?! Of all the places to find him, why here? Well, screw it, I guess I can stop the timer and come back to it later.
Doing so, he quickly lowered his altitude to get a better lock at the group. There was Vi-Poi alright. There was also Tekuma, along with some Saiyan kid with a tiny power level and a motorbike, likely some rookie who was brought along by mistake and stranded here. With a power level of 20, he felt kind of bad for the poor kid, stranded on an alien world where the average person hated him. However, he could appreciate that Capper was holding a peaceful conversation instead of going beserk or something. Unlike the energy signature that was rapidly leaving the area. Then there was a...bio-android...and a Tennenman?
Bomber jacket swaying in the wind as the android dropped to the ground, Timothy soon took notice of something a bit more...bizarre. Namely the purple-suited idiot who was challenging someone exponentially stronger than them to a fight. Never having heard of JimJohn Fightingman due to the fact that he came online with a mental age that exceeded his show's age bracket, Tim's eyes quickly took a picture of the weirdo, performing a standard reverse-image search of the guy using a built-in data connection.
Jax Punchlust,--there's no way that's his birth name--stage name JimJohn Fightingman, former television entertainer for children's programming whose image plummeted after he spectacularly flubbed a Presidential debate with...Virtual Poi. Watching the entire debate in under a second, Timothy minimized the browser window that had popped up on his mental UI and stared at the argument going on between the two of them, facepalming as he did so. This is actually happening. He decided to tell off goddamn Virtual Poi because of his own failures.
"Listen Jax," Timothy said, crossing his arms and narrowing his eyes. "I'm not sure exactly what you're arguing with my boss about, but it doesn't take a genius to see that you're still bitter over the Presidential debate. You lost, he won, now can you let it go for Kai's sake?"
Last Edit: Oct 10, 2016 0:18:50 GMT by Timothy Myers: Removing the cautioning/threat. Don't want to piss off Vi.
Post by Jax Punchlust on Oct 12, 2016 12:55:28 GMT
Things were not going well for our education-based hero. His attempt at calling out Vi-Poi and his meany bo-beeny ways had been successful, but he had failed to get Vi-Poi to stop whatever crime Jax was sure he was in the middle of committing. In fact, instead of Vi-Poi to back down and admit how awesomely talented and handsome Jax was (the effect he had wished his rant would of gotten), others came to defend the Earth's president from the purple wonder's attempt to get justice. But not everyone around wanted to get involved , in fact, it appeared that Jax's intimidating reputation as a skilled yet all-age-friendly fighter caused many of those gathered to step away from the clash of two former presidential candidates.
"Yeah so you better get out of...S-Squints...?" Jax paused, taking off his glasses and rubbing his left eye with his sleeve as he inspected as the frames to make sure they weren't making his face look peculiar in some manner. Placing them back on his face, and adjusting them to make sure they were in his standard "about to wreck you" set-up he had before fights, he continued his sentence. "Oh, you have it coming for you now, 'Mr.High and Mighty'. Prepare to taste peace from my fists-"
Again, Jax was interrupted in the middle of one of his famous one-liners, and he was starting to get highly annoyed with how this whole interaction was going down. This time it it was a red-headed teen, who started mouthing off to him about how great Vi-Poi was how they were only trying to help the Earth. Obviously, she had bought into whatever lies she was being sold. The new threat was probably one of the most egregious use's of an authority's power, as the young woman threatened to take Jax in to prison if he continued questioning their leader. Vi-Poi's was quite the totalitarian, it seemed.
"I can speak out against Vi and his stupid army all I want! You think you're heroes? You think this is peace? Well it's not. It's not hip and jive, man."
Jax shimmied into one of his go-to fighting poses (a finger extended in the air with his hip popped out), as he prepared to fight back whatever lackey the robotic leader sent to try to take care of him. Before he could retaliate to Vi’s defense force, a yellow barrier wrapped around the red-haired woman, preventing the blue banner army member from being able to do arm to the purple wonder. Jax was perplexed by what happened, examining his pose for a moment to make sure he hadn’t accidentally come across a new super-dope technique, but the ranting of a pink genital-like being showed that they were the cause of the protective shield. Apparently his fan didn’t want him to engage in battle, and also agreed with Jax’s stance in the manner. He was glad to see he wasn’t alone in his position against the president’s jerk squad.
Of course, the Saibamen wasn’t the only one with opinions to shares. From the crowd came what appeared to be another young human, crossing their arms and berating Jax for his actions. The attempt to reason with him only made him more infuriated, his fists starting to clench. This wasn’t about his losing to Vi-Poi, no, it had nothing to do that. Not at all. That’d be a big baby thing to do, and Jax wasn’t a baby, he was a big strong fighting man. No, this was because Vi-Poi was a jerk, who hurt countless people, including the person him and his friends caused to run away from here only moments ago. Turning his attention back to the robotic bully, he overheard him calling down his ally for the actions, along with insinuating that Jax was some sort of “sore loser”. As if trying to push him over the edge, Vi-Poi started to revolve around him, before asking if he had been on “tee-vee”.
This is where he, for all intents and purposes, lost it.
“Was I on tee-vee? I MADE tee-eve! I was rated the number one show for my whole ten year run! I’m a superstar! Don’t go trying to pretend you don’t know me, and putting me down. I guess it’s hard to know what’s going on, when you’re so high and above us all in your presidential throne…” He corrected his fighting pose, which had loosened over the last minute or so, and made a motion to challenge the leader of Earth. “Well guess what, it’s time someone put you’re bo-beeny butt back in it’s place! C’mon, let’s go, baby!”
Before Capper had biked down the hill to greet the tennenman, he seemed to freak out about the nearby purple-suited man. Capper didn't recognize Jax- as the two had yet to introduce themselves to eachother at a future randevú in Satan City. Needless to say, the pink and blue saibaman really seemed to be a fan of this guy.
Now at the bottom of the hill, Capper hopped off his bike as Egg introduced himself, walking the motorbike over to a nearby tree and letting it rest against it's trunk so it would not fall over. Before Capper could say anything else, he jolted back when he saw not one, but two of the bug-lady that called him young. Oh god, they were multiplying?! Clutching his heart and shivering a little, Capper calmed down when the two merged back into one- oh thank the kais it was only a Multiform technique. Valence asked if she could join their conversation, to which Capper spoke with a roll of his eyes. "Eh, sure, why not? Just don't go around making rash assumptions again!" Capper spoke. His power was inferior to this lady, like how it was to everyone he met, really. Capper didn't want to make enemies now- the best course of action was to just put up with Valence for now, whom he wasn't quite fond of for calling him short- fake it 'till you make it! Turning back to Egg, Capper straightened his posture and moved his arms behind his back. He couldn't be as ignorant as that Lizabeth lady he met awhile back, right? "Alright, Egg... But you do know your species and sub-breed, correct?" Capper voiced, tilting his head and crossing his arms.
But next thing Capper knew, a familiar voice chimed in behind the three oddballs. "Collan!!" Capper yelped in glee, promptly turning around and attempting to hug-tackle his friend, right in the face. Collan might not be getting his face kicked in today, but he had seventy pounds of saiyan heading his way now. After possibly knocking his friend down, Capper would lean back up and let go of Collan, hopping around near him. "Thank the stars! I thought everyone here were a buncha blockheads!" Capper was surrounded by a bunch of idiots so far, and he was overjoyed to see someone that he could properly trust if the poop hit the fan. Trotting back over to the group, Capper would suspiciously eye EGG for a moment, raising a brow... Was he actually...?
Walking over to Egg, Capper would inch into the saibaman's personal space, tilting his head and looking at him for... something. But what? "Hm..." After a few moments, Capper would throw his arms up, stars in his now bright eyes. "Oh my stars, you're even shorter than me!!" Capper voiced, his tail wagging behind him. "I KNEW IT! I couldn't be the shortest on this mudball! The creator has spoken!!" After that little episode, Capper would back away from Egg, clearing his throat and speaking once more. "Sorry. I-It's not every day I find someone shorter than me!" That was true. Capper was always happy to know that he wasn't the shortest of the short. Etoru was the only other person Capper found to be shorter than him so far.
Egg was confused as Capper and the rest of their squad was- he just bumped into Sinage, who flew away when Egg showed his strength. Like a coward. jeez- that guy was even more cowardly than Capper! Looking back up at the other group on top of the hill, EGG seemed to have put Tekuma in a ball off Ki, to which an audible stifled snort of laughter could be heard from Capper. She looked ridiculous in that thing! Egg quickly came to Jax's defense as well. Capper could not fully understand why, though.
Turning his head back to the group when Egg asked for their names, Capper was the first to respond. "Ahem!... Anyways." Adjusting his Scouter, the saiyan briefly clocked everyone's power levels- oh boy, if he made a false move, there was quite the fighting force that would be after him. Either way, the saiyan wanted to appeal to the best of these people. "I am Capper. Capper Logan Hofferson. I'm probably the only saiyan technician the Solar Empire has to offer. And who are you all?" After the group would introduce themselves, Capper would jolt a little when he heard Jax challenging the President of the Earth to a fight. "Oof, looks like there's gonna be a scuffle up there... Does anyone want to make bets?"
Vale didn't see her reaction as 'rash', in fact she saw it as quite logical; there was still the possibility that someone too young was being reckless-- this was a chance she wasn't willing to take. "Yeah. Sure." Instead, in a rare turn of events; she simply scolded a short teenager that is luckily just old enough to start riding a motor vehicle, and given that she had offended him a fair bit she decided to not bring that up out of respect.
People had begun to almost suddenly wiggle out of the snow. Vale wondered if anyone else was going to show up... Hopefully there would be more entering the 'Maturity Pit' as she would call it. So far besides Vale; there was a goofy Tennenman, a grumpy Saiyan nerd, and now another young adult-- who was apparently suffering from 'Looking-Older-Than-They-Are-Itis' with the bright grey hair and all. "So, 'whats going on here' ya ask?" Vale looked back up the hill at the awkward situation, which only got more cringe-y to look at as more people came along, adding to the mess. "A silly disaster, most likely." She sighed, giving more attention to those gathered in the Maturity Pit. The little Tennenman known as Egg was apparently also watched Jax's old show! Vale couldn't help but grin, such a enthusiastic reaction was great to see. "Oh, so you're a fellow fan of that series, Egg? You're quite serious about the whole heroic message too... S'good to see."
In an effort to be formal, Vale bowed to the group before introducing herself. "I'm Valence Aris~" Ordinarily, with the mention of he SSE, Vale's expression would sour; but Capper was far from the typical Saiyan. Maybe all the brawn went to his brain instead? Even if he was likely a simple 'technician'-- surely he shared an appreciation for science and the many marvels of inventing! "Oh, now that's interesting. You see, I'm a graduate of both the Azuria and Mauvin Science Academies in the Brenchian bi-planetary system... Now, that bike of yours..." She looked between Capper and his motorbike to figure out some similarities. After all, it is said that a truly perfect and loved creation will have traits and quirks similar to the creator. "I'm guessing you made it, or at least had a hand in it's construction?"
Collan had turned to what he was now going to officially think of as, 'the blue woman', as she had given the explanation he wanted. To be fair, she wasn't wrong. This did already seem strange to Collan, he knew something was going to break out at some point, but he'd probably leave as soon as it did. He was looking to train, not get himself killed.
But after some conversations that Collan wasn't paying attention to, the blue woman had introduced herself as Valence. It was a nice sounding name, not much more to say about that. But besides handing over here with Capper and this small pink creature, Collan didn't have much to do here besides site there and watch the 'fire works'. Sorry if this post seems lack luster, didn't have too many ideas for this one.
After capturing the angry little hybrid in a ball of ki energy, some of the people gave him looks that screamed thanks towards him, especially from his TV hero star, JimJohn Fightningman. Then there was a couple who had to address EGG's actions as being a little rash, the main proponent of this side being that blue haired person who apparently lead the planet. Shrugging, EGG would say to Vi-Poi, "It go away when she calm down. And judging by how angry lady look like she yelling and stomping in there, she not leaving any time soon... She won't even run out of ogsigen1, as air pemate2 through ki. Sorry if incobenance3."
(My IC reason as to why Tekuma won't post for us. Hope this helps you implement why she isn't posting.)
Turning back to the group he was talking to, the small saiyan named Capper inquired upon EGG's species and breed, to which caused the pink and blue plant-based alien to frown a bit, while tilting his head a little and looking directly up at his brow. Scratching the back of his cranium, EGG thought at what those words mean, only barely knowing their terms as they were used on a couple of those quadraped animals that looked so gosh darn fluffy and cute in the shows he kept scrolling by when looking for active hero shows. Shaking his head, EGG would say, "I don't know that word that well, but I am EGG. Although no one know what I am, I know I am EGG. That good for me."
Even though he was admitting his own ignorance, he had a smile on his face as he was proud of who is, and he is most definitely EGG. Then after the small saiyan had met with a friend of his, he turned back to the magenta and cyan tennenman, and had an observation of some kind, trying to fiddle through his mind as he was trying to figure out the idea he wanted to say. Soon he lifted his arms and exclaimed that he was much taller than the plant alien, which the sudden surprise scared EGG a little, causing the smaller being to jump at least a little. After the happy speak, Capper apologized for his attitude, to which EGG just shrugged and says, "I no mind at all. If me being small make you happy, all fine with me. I don't like bully or making other feel bad, so don't insult height."
Still having a happy-go-lucky attitude, the blue bug lady had taken notice of EGG actually knowing of JimJohn's show, and had even asked about the tennenman being a fan of the series. Putting both of his hands on his hips, EGG did a standing hero pose, his full height just being shy of an inch from matching Capper, and he said with such glee, "It was one of shows I saw over the course of... erm, three hundred day of watching hero shows. Watch JimJohn help me learn number, talk like you, and even fight good. Plus, I do hero speech because I am hero, heheh!"
Then both Capper and Vale made their introductions, to which EGG chimed in with a quick, "Nice meet you three!"
Then after hearing talk about taking bets, EGG wondered what they were talking about, and then he noticed that JimJohn was challenging the blue hair person to a fight. Apparently while EGG was distracted by the people in the 'maturity pit', the blue haired person had insulted Jax to the point of a challenge to a fight. Because the pink creature had no context of why they were fighting, he just stayed silent and hoped that things won't go too far south.
Vi-Poi assessed the new arrival, immediately recognizing him as a newly inducted android of the Blue Banner Army. He gave Timothy a wink of reassurance as the fighter came to his defense. Swiveling his bike to a stop, he leaned on one leg as he listened to Jax. Oh man, Mister Squints wants to brawl! Poi’s ghost squeaked into his ear. We’ve got to do this, fighting JimJohn Fightingman is like getting to wrestle Bao. Legend.
"Just make sure you let her go if she passes out," he told EGG as Jax rambled on, leaning an elbow against his handlebars and resting his chin in a hand.
When Jax was done, Vi-Poi straightened up and clapped his hands together in excitement. He hadn't had a good fight in a while. Plus bo-beeny, that's the greatest. Gonna use that line sometime.
“Imma warn ya Squints, the last guy that fought me had the handsome punched right off his face!” The small android growled in perfect mimicry of the beloved former president, Bao. He levitated off of his bike, lifting away before settling in the grass in front of Jax. A loud and low groan of wind came swiftly down from the mountains as he opened his reactor to battle levels. The grass beneath them rattled, and Vi-Poi’s pink hood flapped to the side like a banner in the gust.
He bridged his fingers together and gave his ytrium alloy knuckles a good crack, doing some deep knee bends afterward. “Are we going to count or sing our A B C’s while we fight?” He asked teasingly, voice returning to normal. His blue eyes were lidded with sarcasm.
The others were off to one side, in some conversation of their own, taking bets even.
Vi-Poi slumped back Liang’s Tiger School fighting stance, guard leg far out, fingers curled back against the palms. "Okay, I'll let you go first," He said with a grin, then lunged forward and swiped a paw at Jax’s face, hard enough to send Jax flying head over heels through the air if it connected. He wasn’t moving near his top speed, but he hadn’t toggled his power down at all -- he was simply fighting in a lighthearted manner. "Oops, I lied!"
Observing that Vi-Poi and Jax were about to fight, and knowing that there was nothing he could do about it, Timothy simply shrugged and walked over to the hybrid, the tiny Saiyan, the Bio-Android, and the Tennenman, who seemed to be having a conversation of some kind. He gave Tekuma an odd glance as he passed by, but otherwise didn't seem to care very much. Sitting cross-legged in the snow, the cold not affecting him thanks to his mechanical physiology and ki aura, he sighed and said, "Well, looks like their fight escalated and there's really nothing I can do about it now. Jax is going to get torn to shreds unless Poi powers down, but he's beyond being reasoned with, and hopefully he learns from this experience. Anyway, the name's Timothy. I'm the newest member of KAOS. What about you four?"
EDIT: "Oh, and what's Tekuma doing in that ki bubble anyway?" he asked, jerking his head in her direction.
Jax brushed his nose, as he stared down his opponent, letting the northern breeze and the silence in the air set the tone for the two's epic encounter. Switching his legs into a fighting stance, he threw his arms into the air as they started going up and down in an awkward manner, almost as if he was trying to imitate a bird with damaged wings. He tried forming some sort of one-liner, something that would get to the whatever cold, rusted device the robot used for a heart. He wanted to insult his poor leadership, but he had done that enough. And he couldn't just point out how they weren't human, he didn't want to come off as robophobic. No he had to go for the guts, for the finishing blow. He had to insult their appearance, all of their ugly stupid artificial face. Thinking back to an old line from his short-lived rap career, he prepared to deal the best put-down ever done in the history of all of put-downs, and as the words started to leave his lips...the robot stole them. The robot must of his read his mind or something, because they said the exact words he was thinking of. And, he kept on using that annoying nickname that he must of felt so clever using. Jax's had officially been pushed to the edge.
"He's dead meat. Well, not dead meat. He's...spare parts. Yeah, heap of junk, you're gonna need more then just an average tune-up when Mr.Righty comes a-knocking on your face...heh, my lines are so badass..."
Vi-Poi continued talking trash about Jax, as their systems starting booting up and preparing for their fight. But Jax had stopped listening the moment that his rather witty comment had been taken. The only words that came through was the offer for him to make the first move, and after all that the blue-haired bot had put him through, he was more then ready to Vi up on that.
"Okay, this is it. This is where I get to show him up. Time for me to just go out and prove that us Punchlusts are a stubborn and unstoppable bunch-"
Alas, he wasn't able to prove his point very clearly, as when he put his first foot down to race towards Vi his face was almost immediately meet by the warm welcome a metal strike to his face. The blow sent Jax back head first into the sky, and nearly out of orbit, his body only stopping when he had fully registered what had happened. Now hovering slowly back to the ground below, he tried to find where the others where, his vision constantly being obstructed by some sort of red substance. Placing his head on his brow, and after analyzing it, Jax couldn't believe what he was seeing. Vi had damaged his entire forehead, to the point where an unhealthy amount of blood was pouring out it. His prefect face, flawless in every way, now ruined. All because the robot was playing unfair, and had done some dirty trick to get the upper-hand. That had to be it, how else could they have so easily injured him? Sure, he had been beaten before, but those were by...people. Not...it.
Dropping to the surface, the ground beneath giving way as the master of education clenched his fist as the other lay rested in his pants pocket. A smirk found itself unwinding on his face, thanks to Jax not being able to hide how damn proud he felt. If the "president"wanted to play dirty, well, he was about to see just how he picked the wrong guy to compete with. Blood oozing almost every possible way around his face, Jax lifted his head up, as he looked down at the android.
"Nice trick. I always forget that you politicians are the lying sort. Luckily us actors are equally capable of being unfair players..." Lifting his hand out of his pocket and revealing what he thought to be a undefeatable mixture of his own blood and years worth of pocket lint, he threw it in direction of Vi's face, as his launched himself forward. "LINT BARRAGE, SUCKAH!"
Assuming his plan would work, he went flying in towards Vi-Poi's stomach, hoping to tackle him to ground. There, he'd be able to be able to keep him down and be at the advantage, and it would be there that he would be able to once and for all get revenge on the being who ruined his life.
"...Huh. Well, I'd always be happy to explain it to you if you are curious. But I shan't waste your time with my ramblings, Egg--" Capper began to speak when EGG said he didn't know much about his own species. Capper knew of the saibamen and their general biology, some of them would help his father out around his bar every now and then, but none of them seemed to have the intelligence or sentience of EGG. Before Capper could speak any more, another man joined the group, introducing himself and asking about the squad that had separated themselves from the chaos above. "I'm Capper- technician of the Solar Empire. A pleasure to be at your service!... I do have to say, I'm looking forward seeing a good pounding going on up there. I see these all the time on Vegeta, never gets old."
Valence spoke up about her own education in the realm of inventing. Capper jolted for a moment, turning around with stars in his eyes. He was a bratty teen, sure, but the saiyan could appreciate the wonders of inventing and technology. He had heard lots about the academies Val supposedly went to! "Y-you went to the Azuria AND Mauvin Science Academies!? Both of them?!" Capper spoke. He was too young and never had a proper education on Vegeta, as they lacked normal educational schools, but Capper had done his research in his spare time about where he could go if he wanted to pursue his interest in technology. He almost went to Mauvin, but then the saiyan was stranded on the Earth during the Invasion. "Oh my stars, I've heard so much about those places!! You really went to b-both of them?! I've always wanted to--!"
A loud 'booomsh' echoed above as Vi-Poi landed a punch on Jax, sending the weak human flying. Capper let out a surprised, lower whistle. Man- there was no need to make bets, Jax stood no chance against Vi from what Capper was reading on his Scouter! "Ooooooooooh, snap. Things are getting heated up there." Capper spoke, directing the group's attention to the fight above. Turning back to Valence,Capepr spoke, closing his eyes and proudly putting a hand on his bike while speaking. "But yeah, the Blaster Bike is my own creation! It is a smaller prototype meant to test the systems I will use for my spaceship."
With everything that needed to be said, said, Capper's mind began to wander a little. Everyone sure did have some impressive rides... "...Hm..." Capper couldn't let Jax, Tekuma, and Vi have all the fun up there. He needed to give his new squad something to do! Mind wandering, Capper closed his eyes for a moment, before he had a sudden, brilliant idea. "You know, seeing everyone with all of these vehicles gives me an idea." The saiyan technician spoke, eyes closed with a hand on his chin. "While they are having their fun up there..." Capper threw his arms up, tail waggins behind him as he proclaimed his idea. "Howzabout we have our own little event down here! Like a kart race or something!" The saiyan's dialogue had gone from rather technical and professional to a little more carefree- he did use slang words a lot more often. Earth had set the saiyan free somewhat, lightening his mood and making him a little less tense when he was around people he could trust. Capper bounced a little in place as he began brainstorming for this epic race he had suddenly brainstormed. "Or! Or we can go bigger and I can host a huuuuge race at my place! It'll be awesome!"
Thus, chaos ensued over where Vi-Poi and Jax were fighting, things were shockingly serious... For all of two seconds before things went completely off the rails and right into silly Saturday morning cartoon town. It really was like being at a live stage show of JimJohn FightingMan, but like a 10 years later special!
Vale's face remained stoic, completely un-moving, but- to those experienced with biology- the wiggles of her antennae would portray another truth with their jumpy vertical movements. "I'm Valence." She waved politely to Timothy, and introduced herself as quickly as she could in order to not risk laughing.
Thanks to EGG however, the Maturity Pit conversation continued, so Vale could keep her attention on that to ground herself before she looks like a super-fool. "Ohhh, so you marathoned it all, along with some other shows? I mean... That might not've been too healthy, but I can relate to that. I've binge watched my fair share of TV~"
The Brenchian almost jumped when Capper practically lit right up in an inferno of excitement; indeed it was as Vale predicted, only a fair few passionate people would react like that. "Yes indeedy! I mean it kinda helps when your mother is, like, a super-genius that also tutors you, but I just really had the drive to go far, y'know? I primarily studied at Azuria because of the biotech curriculum-- its great-- but you should see some of the stuff the Mauvin engineering graduates build-" Vale held a hand to her chest, fondly recalling memories of her time at the academies. "-absolutely amazing."
Looking between the various vehicles herself, Vale had really only one thing to say to Capper's suggestion. "I'm in." She would have to tune up her own weird motorbike and get it beyond the prototype stage a fair bit faster by the looks of it...