A New Empire[OPEN DE]

Chire couldn't help but to chuckle at Vi's strange accent, finally letting out a howl of laughter at his pun. "Hah! Did you really, now?" Chire commented, wiping  a tear away from her eye. "That's hilarious! Air five me!" She spoke with a goofy smile, raising a hand into the air with a quick eyeroll. "So you're saying you had..." A smile crept across the saiyan mother's face as she raised a pair of finger guns. "Xylo-SHOWN him who's boss!?" The female spoke with an eyebrow waggle while Collard shook his head, running a hand down his face. Chire sent a quick glare to her husband, then a giddy glance back to the Premier. Hopefully he had a sense of humor. "But seriously, lay a finger on either of those two dorks, and imma punch you."

_{"Chire, no."}
"Chire, YEEEEES."

Meanwhile, the fuming Capper's tail continued to lash about and twitch with each shaking breath. He barely noticed his mother's voice, being completely tunnel-visioned onto his opponent. The saiyan almost screamed in response to Etoru's comment, but the only visible reaction was a sizable eye twitch and growl. Balling his hands into even tighter fists, Capper raised his arms up into a stance he saw once in a movie, making a note to wrap his tail around his waist so it wouldn't be grabbed.

With a flash, Etoru dropped out of his Super Saiyan form and dashed towards Capper, knocking the saiyan down with a quick punch! "ACK!" His opponent was quick to land atop the technician, pulling one of his locks of hair. Capper winced, closing his eyes for a moment. "TAKE THIS, YOU LUMPY, CLUMPY, CLOD!" A hand was pressed against the teen's cheek while Capper's free clenched fist rocketed forwards, aiming to punch Etoru right in the chin! Capper's head would swerve to the side, his mouth opening with a quick hiss. Jerking his head towards the hand that was on his face, Capper would attempt to bite down onto Etoru's hand, eyes wide and saiyan blood surging as they tumbled across the ground.

Soon enough, Capper's eyes locked onto Etoru's swaying tail... He remembered how Xylo had grabbed the limb, resulting in Etoru's folly that made the Namekian get Capper's Senzu bean (the whole bean escapade WAS Etoru's own fault in the end). He was strong, yes, but he was just a kid! Capper was a growing adult with smarts! His own tail unwrapped from around his waist with a quick flick. Soon enough, the brown, furry appendage slithered forwards, attempting to latch onto Etoru's own tail and squeeze it!

"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" Chire continued to encourage the brawling duo, leaning forwards with her Z-Phone. Collard folded his arms, wincing with every blow against his son... But, oddly enough, the father would feel a strange pressure against his leg, like someone was grabbing it... Peering down curiously, Collard's eye swould widen with shock, his face going red as a beet. That pervert from before was now swooning over the married man! And his face... What were those odd drawings? Collard barely noticed Chire's own signature in permadant marker on the man's face, glancing quickly between the stranger on his leg and his wife.

Disregarding Jiji's comment about Collard's name, the father would raise the leg the old man was grabbing up and to the side, poking his wife with his foot. "Uh... honey, if you will..." The father spoke, causing the battle-loving woman to glance over, face going white when she caught eye of the tiny old man... "Wait, what." The saiyan remarked, blinking once. Narrowing her eyes with anger welling up, the Super Saiyan Father would briefly flick his leg, attempting to kick the pervert off towards his wife. Should it succeed, Chire would catch Jiji by the scruff of his shirt.

"Listen here, my good ol' chummy buddy pal friend amigo." The female spoke with eerie seriousness. "Touch my husband again, and I will unmake you and mutilate everything you hold dear." The female spoke, her eyes blazing with energy as several bull skulls materialized behind her, blazing with energy. "We good?" Once she was done with her threat, the mother would drop the pervert back onto the ground and kick him away gently. "Now shoo. Scram." She demanded, still holding her Z-Phone high to record the fight between Capper and Etoru. Hopefully her one and only merciful offering to the pervert with the drawn-on face wouldn't go to waste.

Afterwards, Collan came forwards, asking who Chire was. "Oh, this is my wife, and Capper's mother. Chire, Collan. Collan, Chire." Collard spoke, pointing a finger to Chire, who spoke with a quick flex. "I was dead!" She spoke in a casual, chipper tone. Jormungandr seemed conflicted as to what was the right choice, but Collard offered a quick nod of reassurance to the snake... Meanwhile, the other saiyan, Kale, seemed to be talking to Vi. Chire rolled her eyes- he was making this little childish fight she was totally going to post on Jitter a lot more dramatic.

"DDDRAMA QUEEEEEN!" The female shouted, cupping a hand around her mouth while the other held the phone recording Capper and Etoru's epic death battle. "Chump, my kiddo just really hates Etoru now and wants to slap him silly. Simple as that." She spoke with a waggle of her brows, turning to eye the Premier... He was still charging his attack? Not good. Luckily, the mother of Capper had just the thing! The best way to the heart was through the stomach, right?

"Here, hold this." Chire briefly passed her Z-Phone to Collard, whom accepted it with a shurg, continuing to record the fight. "HEY! AGAIN! PREMIER GUY!" The parent called, waving down the blue-haired leader with a wide, almost comical smile. "I GOT SNACKS!" Chire proclaimed, pulling out a small Capsule. Tapping the top, Chire would toss the little container into the air. With a puff of smoke, several bags of food would fall to the ground, caught by the adept mother with a smile. "You Earthlings have the best food in the galaxy! Pastabilites especially!" She spoke, twirling a plate of the restaurant's signature spaghetti on her finger. "Have you ever tried their bacon pasta?" She spoke with a smile in an attempt to quail the strongest warrior's growing power.

"But howzabout we all relax and chow down now that there's no threat to the city, eh? Mission accomplished for you!" Chire smiled wide again, sitting down and setting the bags of food down, tossing some fries into the air and catching them in her mouth. Collard smiled with a quick chuckle, shaking his head. He was glad he alone could call Chire his wife. "Whhant sum?" The mother spoke to the group while eating, her tail complacently swaying to and fro. Food was the best. Food brought peace, life, and love-- though no amount of Pastabilites could save Etoru and Capper now as they tumbled across the ground, it seemed.

TAGS: Capper Hofferson  , Vi-Poi , Nava , Etoru  , Collan Vixen , Kale , Jormungandr
OOC NOTES: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

C O L L A R D   H O F F E R S O N UNKNOWN PL KI POINTS: 3/3 STATE: Base Form TECHS USED:    - None
C H I R E    H O F F E R S O N UNKNOWN PL KI POINTS: 3/3 STATE: Base Form TECHS USED:    - None
C A P P E R     H O F F E R S O N 20 PL KI POINTS: 3/3 STATE: Base Form TECHS USED:    - PUNCHIN THE SHITE OUTTA ETORU

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