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Post by Kaula on Aug 22, 2016 6:50:35 GMT
Kaula soared through the air of the other world - having just returned from an errand given to her by King Kai. Not only that, but she seemed to have not only a massive paper bag held above her hands - but she also appeared to have made a new friend. "CAN YOU GIVE ME A BIT MORE WARNING BEFORE YOU JUMP LIKE THIS, KAULA!?"A noisy one, at that. Kaula winced as he literally yelled in her ear. Her feet touched down on King Kai's driveway (or was it a road since it went all the way around the planet?) with a soft tuk. Sighing, she crouched down so the young Ogre could get off of her. She slammed the bag down on the ground, the smell of hot, fresh meat came from within! However food would not lessen her wrath as she turned around. "Could you PLEASE not yell in my ears like that!" she roared, pointing up to her pointed ears, "They are rather sensitive! AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, BUD, I gave you ample warning before I jumped. It's not my fault that you are a coward!" "Hey! I am not a coward!" "You're the one who yelled like a baby!" "I did not yell like a baby!" "Sounded like it to me!" with those words, the red ogre, who was clad in a hoodie, t-shirt, and shorts, went to turn away from Kaula and don his headphones. Kaula, who herself looked like she had been in a big battle, turned away. Her body was bruised. Her dress was ripped. In fact, the only thing keeping the dress on now was the belt at her waist. The only thing covering her chest was a sports bra that looked like it was made out of the same material of what they used for the undersuits in Saiyan armor. A hand came up, running her fingers through her bangs as she went to slowly float up, opening the massive bag. She disappeared within for a second before slowly rising up... HOLDING A BURGER ABOVE HER HEAD THAT WAS MUCH BIGGER THAN HER OWN BODY! She held it up triumphantly. King Kai would know, and maybe one of the others if they could put one and one together. But this. This massive thing. Was part of the Mighty King Yemma's lunch. Something she received as a reward! But that's a story she'd have to tell in a bit, probably. For now, she decided to brag in the only way she knew; loudly. "AW YEAH! HEY BOYS. I GOT SOME FOOD AND I DOUBT I CAN PROBABLY EAT IT ALL ON MY OWN. WHO WANT'S SOME!?" she roared out - obviously loud enough for everyone on King Kai's planet ( Pieter Wolfbane , Articho Reville , and King Kai ) to hear her.
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Post by Pieter Wolfbane on Aug 22, 2016 8:09:50 GMT
The day was quiet, as it had been usually, on King Kai's planet. However, today, there was grunting, underneath one of the taller trees on King Kai's planet! Pieter had been taking up a bit more personal training, to help improve himself a bit more, so he could take a better hit in the torso. Currently, he was upside-down, with his legs and tail wrapped around a thick branch. It wasn't anything special, in terms of those who kept themselves physically fit: Hanging sit ups! No matter the strength one had in their abs, they were always ready for improvement, especially in Pieter's case! He was keeping his hands on his head, struggling to make sure he didn't thrust his head up with each curl. He was honestly finding it difficult not to do, having to literally stop halfway to hang back down and tell himself, "Don't do that... That's gonna stiffen your neck! Breathe..."Pieter breathed through nose and mouth, as his arms dangled below his hanging head. When he felt comfortable, he grabbed his head, bent his elbows, and pulled himself up... He got all the way up and slowly brought himself down, concentrating fairly hard to not fall down. However the sudden shout from Kaula disrupted that concentration! For some reason, he straightened his legs and nearly slammed his head into the ground! But, his tail was still wrapped on the branch, allowing him to remain above the ground, though he was swinging about. "Damn it... Need to try to keep better focus next time," the hunter muttered, releasing the branch and landing on his feet, "I'll get used to it eventually... Wait. That smells like meat..."The scent hit him quickly... Rather, multiple scents, coming from near the house! Pieter, rather quickly, made his way to the house to ask, "Kaula, why am I smelling meeeeeeeaa-"He saw the enormous burger, larger than the battle torn girl, and couldn't help but stare at it. It looked delicious... And supremely unhealthy for anyone! Though, could they even get heart attacks or disease, for that matter, in the Afterlife? Pieter rose up a finger, as his tone changed. "-aaat... I'm gonna go get cleaned up, then you can tell us how you got that!"( Kaula , King Kai , Articho Reville , whoever wants to go up next!)
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Post by Articho Reville on Aug 22, 2016 23:41:53 GMT
Articho had been getting better with the higher gravity of King Kai's planet, though definitely not where he could confidently train without getting himself stuck in an awkward position with an inability to move. So, he had taken to running around the small planet. Well, "running" was a relative term. At first, it was more trudging around the planet, then walking, then fast walking. Right now, he had managed to get to the slow jogging tier, which wasn't much, but it was better than before. The only downsides to just running were that it got somewhat monotonous and every time he went down to the underside of the planet where he could see the end of Snake Way gave him vertigo. The only way to distract himself was to think. So, he thought. Not about any serious matter in particular, though. He just let his mind wander into daydreams for the run, even though he about crashed into every standing object on the planet doing so. The young hybrid found himself in the middle of a daydream about becoming the Turtle Hermit (he still had that strange desire to try and claim the title) when he smelled freshly cooked beef and heard Kaula call for their attention. His mind was shaken from its wandering as his head turned in the direction of Kaula's voice and his mouth began to salivate. He knew the smell of a hamburger, his absolute, 100% favorite food, anywhere. As quickly as he could, he ran towards the overwhelming smell of the hamburger and nearly had a stroke when he saw how big it was. "Did I die and go to second heaven or something?" he asked as he stared in awe at the giant burger. ( Kaula King Kai)
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Post by Kaula on Aug 23, 2016 6:23:29 GMT
(Just a heads up, Pieter, Kaula is outside. The bag is a bit too big to fit through the door. The burgers, too, probably. xD)
Kaula herself went to slowly float down to the ground before placing it down. The burger itself was still in a giant wrapper. Of course they had heard. They were all at least part Saiyan. So this was like heaven to them. "I know I'm beautiful, but no. You're still on King Kai's planet." Kaula teased. She paused a few moments, a hand coming up to poke at her chin before she shrugged. No harm telling them about that, she figured. "Interesting fact, Arnold." Kaula continued on as she went to turn around. She decided to mess with him by using the name King Kai called him when he had first arrived.
"There's no After After Life. You die here - poof. Apparently gone forever." she said as she turned back from to the burger, moving to start unwrap it. The burger itself.. Words.. Words couldn't describe it.
Wait a second, they totally could!
Everyone knew it was big. It had one patty - which was likely more than enough. A layer of very thick cut bacon. Lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, jalapenos, onions all piled up on top of each other and drenched (considering the quantities needed) in ketchup and mustard. To top it off, it had cheese on a premium bun. The bun being seedless, of course. It looked like the burger they used on McBaos commercials. Everyone knew the one. It looks so delicious on the commercials but then you go and buy one and it always looked nothing like the pictures. However - this one did.
The Saiyaness went to bring a hand up, raising two fingers. "I have two of these big boys. So I suppose we could split both three ways."
Then a greedy thought popped into her head. "Yeah, I suppose. ... Or. Or... I could have one and you both can cut the others in halves. Sound good?"
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Post by Pieter Wolfbane on Aug 24, 2016 0:25:59 GMT
"Ok, now that sounds like a joke, Kaula,"[/font] Pieter replied to the poofing comment, "But let's not talk glumness. You brought city food!"She proceeded to explain that she had another one, apparently, and was suggesting they cut it in 3 ways, even parts. Pieter, while he enjoyed the premise, and even as she greedily asked for one whole burger, he told them, "I honestly don't eat more than I need to. One of these suckers, in Earth civilian 'normal' size was enough for me before I got to where I'm at now. I'd say... About an eighth from each would be good."[/font] He was being honest, and was suggesting a middle ground, should an argument spurn forth. He further explained, "If this is anything like a McBao burger, we're gonna laze about for the next couple of weeks... Maybe more."( Articho Reville, your go!)
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Post by Articho Reville on Aug 24, 2016 1:53:15 GMT
Articho was too enthralled to get mad about Kaula's use of King Kai's incorrect name for the younger hybrid. "After After life or no, we've ascended to some higher plane than the one we're on right now," he said, waving his hand dismissively at her. He barely listened to Kaula's idea on how to split the burgers up, only really thinking about sinking his teeth into the giant slab of meat that made up the patties. He only snapped out of his stupor when he heard Kaula say she could have one to herself and he would split his with Pieter's. He about opened his mouth to speak, when Pieter said his suggestion, to which Articho nodded vigorously in agreement. "That sounds good to me," he said excitedly. Articho groaned at the mention of McBao's, making a face of disgust as he did. "I sure hope it's not like McBao's," the younger hybrid said. "That place gives me indigestion."Kaula Your turn!
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Post by Kaula on Aug 27, 2016 23:35:21 GMT
(Sorry guys. Hadn't - and still haven't - been feeling too good. So apologies if this post is subpar.)
Kaula glanced at Pieter and huffed out. Glumness. She didn't think of it too much as being glum. Just.. Informing them. If she didn't know, it's possible that they didn't know either! She stuck her hands on her hips for a moment, leaving her own burger to rest there as she slowly floated back up into the sky.
"Guys. Guys please. I was joking. This burger is literally bigger than me. I don't think I could eat two of them." she said with a soft huff. And with that, she went to slowly float down back into the bag.
The girl eventually emerged, in each of her hands she was holding a massive burger, similar to her own, and still wrapped in the paper. She went to simply toss one at Pieter before holding the last like a massive, meaty, kienzan. Which she then promptly threw at Articho. "Here you guys go!" she roared out.
Of course.. With the massive weight of the burgers.. It was likely going to hurt.
Used UP2 Burger throw technique. 33% (94,139) sent to both of them!
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Post by Pieter Wolfbane on Aug 28, 2016 18:22:07 GMT
Pieter crossed his arms and blinked with his head slightly tilted at Kaula's huffing. Why was she so glum? She brought home dinner and it was the time to relax! Articho was up for the idea, so why was she complaining? He looked up, shrugging with a very brief, soft chuckle, as he openly stated, "Ah, it's no biggie, really! What I said is literally proposing you get a whole burger for yourself since-"
Kaula went in and out of the bag, balancing each burger in one hand. She quickly tossed one to Pieter, which had prompted him to stop... That looked a lot bigger than it was!
"Oh crap!"
Pieter braced himself for impact, hands raised and with almost all his might, released a powerful shout brimming with energy! It would shake the planet, as the energy was pulsing from him to just keep this burger from crushing him, with the increased gravity! However, it seemed to let up, allowing Pieter to stand hunched over, a crater beneath him, and both hands over his head holding the burger up.
With a huff, he exclaimed, "You mind giving us a heads up next time before you toss the food at us? Dang thing ways more than a ton!"
The hunter put the burger down on the lawn, and with a quick upwards chop, cut the paper open! Steam billowed out in a hazy, but intoxicating cloud of tastefully salty scents. It helped keep a happy smile on his face, despite nearly being crushed!
(Great Beast's Roar (UP2) used to counteract the weight of the Burger throw!)
(KP: 1/3 from 3/3, for (UP2) usage.)
(Thread PL: 125,482)
(UP2 PL: 82,818.)
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Post by Articho Reville on Aug 29, 2016 5:44:05 GMT
Articho scoffed at Kaula with a joking smile. "That's quitter talk, Kaula," he said. "Never really took you for a qui-" The younger hybrid's words caught in his throat as Kaula pulled out two more of the giant burgers. A thin line of drool trailed from the corner of his mouth as his stared at the two beautiful hamburgers. As Kaula tossed one of the burgers at him, he immediately transformed into Super Saiyan and leapt towards the giant sandwich. "Come to daddy!" Articho shouted happily as he caught the burger. He was already tearing open the paper and digging into the burger before he even hit the ground. He, and his burger, hit the ground and bounced for a few feet before skidding to a stop. Articho lifted his head up out of the burger, his now blue eyes shining brightly and his mouth stuffed full of hamburger. "Hrmm hrmm hmph hrm!" he said excitedly through the food in his mouth. ---------------------- Articho has transformed into Super Saiyan! PL: 1,999,481! KP: 3/3 Kaula Your turn!
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Post by Pieter Wolfbane on Sept 3, 2016 20:16:09 GMT
(Just to keep this going. Feel free to respond when you are up for it, Kaula) Articho had taken up the Super Saiyan state, and without waiting for the others, had begun tearing into the meat! Pieter told him, "Hold on man! Kaula brought us the food, so she should be getting first bite into it!"Pieter's mentality was similar to a hunting pack member: The one who brings the prey down gets dibs on the best parts. In this case, Kaula had been the one put in the work, so Pieter was going to stand next to the burger Articho was currently devouring and wave his hand to her, so she could dig in! Meanwhile, Pieter quipped, leaning on the shrinking burger, "So, Kaula. What's the story for this feast?"(Small and to the point, I guess!) (KP: 3/3 from 2/3)
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Post by Kaula on Sept 4, 2016 1:20:29 GMT
"Always be ready. I shouldn't have to hold back because you aren't ready. And I will have you know, I ain't a quitter. Probably finished more things than you did." the young Saiyaness said in a soft huff. She stuck her hands on her hips as she stared at the both of them for a few moments. She wasn't too happy that she decided to share with Articho. But why not, she figured. Wouldn't hurt her to be a little bit nice.
She dusted herself off with a sigh before she floated back down onto the ground. She started walking to the burger, shrugging as Articho went right to work with eating. Pieter protested but she only shrugged again. "I'm fine with him eating." she stated as she went to flick her wrist towards her own burger, the large thing sliced in half suddenly by her ki.
She sighed as she grappled and gripped with one hand, tearing off a chunk with it as she went to sit on the other half, casually eating a chunk of burger that was bigger than her! "Ah! The story! Yeah, I can tell that!" she proclaimed with a mouth full of food. "So. King Kai sent me down to the Check In Station, right. I had to help with this stupid soul cleansing machine thing a majig or whatever it was called. Like had to help move some heavy stuff from it."
Kaula brought a hand up, jabbing a thumb in the direction of the rocking out Ogre teen. "That moron-" "I HEARD THAT!" he seemed a little bit peeved now but went back to rocking out and listening to his tunes, "Anyway he ended up overloading the thing. It blew up. And this giant demon thing was made. It was pretty much invincible and wanted to destroy the Check In Station. But, you know. I stopped it, naturally. Got rewarded with food. Giant food. Some of King Yemma's food, to be exact. Reason why it's literally bigger than us." the girl said with a loud chuckle before soon taking another bite of the giant food.
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Post by Articho Reville on Sept 5, 2016 3:24:32 GMT
Articho looked up from his burger, a confident glimmer in his teal eyes and an equally confident smirk on his face. "Hrmm mph hrm.." he began to say through still stuffed cheeks. He paused a moment to chew and swallow his bite of burger. "One of those things won't be this burger!" he continued once he was able to speak clearly. He dove back into the burger after he finished his sentence, shutting out Kaula and Pieter for a moment as he lost himself in juicy, meaty bliss. He took a moment to breathe and looked over at Kaula, a goofy grin on his face. "If this is how we're going to be rewarded, we need to do more errands for Yemma. This is beyond worth any task he'd ask."Now that Articho was distracted from his eating, he looked above the giant hamburger and at the young Ogre who was listening to music. The hybrid stared at him quizzically, taking another bite from his food and his brow furrowed in confusion. He turned back to Kaula, still chewing his bite of burger, and jabbed a thumb at the Ogre. "So, whas wish dish guy?" he asked around the food in his mouth. Kaula
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Post by Kizuki on Sept 10, 2016 3:40:17 GMT
Kaula : Tag me and let me know what you want. WC: 1,295 Articho: +643 Shoki +321 PL New Total: 658 Shoki, 185,191 PL Pieter: +1,857 PL New Total: 127,339 (Adding now.)
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Post by Kaula on Sept 11, 2016 9:38:17 GMT
Give me PL, Kizuki Bing Gan, he poofed D8
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Bing Gan
Administrator
PL: 374,871
Enlightenment (x16P), S. Ascension (x23)
Zeni: 13,528
Tag: @bingg
OOC Name: Bing/Biggums/TruetoCaesar
Posts: 3,722
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Post by Bing Gan on Sept 11, 2016 23:23:09 GMT
Kaula, your Word Count is 1,298 and your PL Gains are: 2,206!
Current PL Total: 285,269 > NEW PL Total: 287,475!
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