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Post by Kaula on Jul 12, 2016 11:48:31 GMT
Kaula crossed her arms as she stood there, tapping her foot lightly. The girl, clad in her new dress, was a little impatient. Sure. She did the so called training. She beat up the stupid thing in his stupid car and might have slightly ruined the car's hood in the process. But hey. She uhh.. She tried to fix it. Granted, if he was so protective of his car, he wouldn't be putting a damn monster where the engine goes! Or.. Turning the engine into a monster! Or whatever he did! Regardless, Kaula was antsy. This planet was small. Heaven was okay but there wasn't a lot of people in it - and she wanted to get ready to see Reikiko soon - someone she hadn't had a telepathic communication from in a while! She just sighed a little bit, holding her arms out as she neared the home building on the planet, "King Kai!" the girl called out. "Really. When's the training??" she asked, sounding a little impatient. "If you don't remember, there's like.. Two massive galactic threats that both myself and Rei couldn't handle. So I'd like to get this going as fast as possible before they like.. Use that stupid tree stuff they used on Arcose on almost every other planet in the galaxy or some other stuff!" the girl called out. She was here to train to protect the galaxy! The girl growled at the thought - if she stayed on this tiny planet forever there might not even BE a galaxy to protect. Still, the Saiyaness couldn't help but sigh a little bit as she went to rub at one of her ears, "I've also.. Kinda.. Decided what I am, going to fight for or whatever, you know? What I am going to do when I get back to the world of the living." King Kai |
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Post by King Kai on Jul 13, 2016 0:36:18 GMT
"Your training's already begun, you know!"
The diminutive King Kai exited his home, slowly making his way towards Kaula. His antennae twitched lightly, a light snicker coming from the God. "That car isn't normally like that, you know. I enchanted it with my magic. I figured it would be a good first test for you. You passed with flying colors!" He turned around for a moment, staring at the garage. He was proud of how well Kaula did, but he knew he'd have to do quite a bit of work to fix all the dents in the hood alone.
With a quick shake of his head he swiveled back around, smiling brightly at Kaula. Apparently, she figured out what she wanted to fight for when she was done with the training. Perhaps she was considering being a Galactic Vigilante? The idea of Kaula in a silly superhero costume crossed the Kai's mind, but he was able to stifle his laughter before it burst from him.
"Really? That's good news! Tell me all about it!"
Regardless of whether or not Kaula revealed what she wanted to fight for, King Kai would quickly turn to a more serious note. Kaula had proved herself thus far, but he needed one last test to see if she was truly worthy of her teachings.
"Enough pleasantries, Kaula. We have one last test to conduct. This will be the most rigorous and stressful thing you've ever done..." He let his words sink in, eyes narrowing as he took a breath. "...You, Kaula, must tell a joke so amazing that it will make me laugh!" A bolt of lightning suddenly struck the roof of King Kai's house. Though Kaula probably wouldn't realize it, King Kai was the one who summoned the lightning. It was simply for dramatic effect.
"Are you prepared to take on a challenge so demanding? It will take all the wit you can muster, and more!"
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Post by Kaula on Jul 14, 2016 11:47:53 GMT
Kaula let out a sigh, a hand coming up to pinch at the bridge of her nose. Her training had already begun? If it did, the girl sighed. So she was running around. Beating up someone weaker than her. Fixing weird ass monster car engines as part of training? What next, was she going to start painting his house to learn technique?
Her hands came down, sticking themselves upon her hips as she stared at him for a moment. She grinned a little bit, bringing her right hand up to point at her chest with a thumb - where her dress held a certain galactic agency emblem.
"When I get back to the world of the living, I am remaking the Galactic Patrol!" the girl declared happily. "Met this fish dude up at Heaven. He told me all about it. It's pretty much defending the galaxy by beating people up. I mean, it does sound right up my alley. And apparently the last guy royally fucked it up somehow. Something about disappearing." the girl explained as she went to cross her arms.
She listened, however. Alright. This next training sounded like it would be something amazing! Maybe she'd fight a lot of monsters! Or or get sent back in time to fight one of the strongest warriors from LONG before she was born! Maybe she'd fight the great Mr Satan! She chuckled a little bit.. Till she had heard the actual training exercise. Her eyes went wide - not from the sudden and odd lightning strike.
"I-.. Tell a joke?" the girl thought about it for a second, "This is a uhh.. Joke. Right?" she asked as she sighed out. The girl tried to think for a few seconds. Well - on the off chance this was real, the Saiyaness decided to go ahead and play along. "I mean.. I thought I'd be fighting. Maybe try something with a sword again. You did hear about that one guy I fought before. Cut off his entire left side." she said, a hand coming back to brush her fingers through her glorious saiyan mane.
"It's okay, though. I hear he's all right now."
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Post by King Kai on Jul 15, 2016 8:31:19 GMT
King Kai's face scrunched slightly as Kaula's punchline rang through his ears. It was a classic! The Kai's face reddened for a moment, as a slight smile began to grow. He couldn't let himself laugh! Not at a joke as basic as that! It was so good though! His voice strained in his throat, but he was able to quickly cough it away.
He waved his hand in front of his face, dispelling his inner desire to laugh as quickly as he could. "Ahem! A classic pun, but there lies the problem. It's too familiar! Heard it a million times! Yup yup! I expected better from you, y'know."
The blue-skinned god flicked his antennae, and two large weights appeared on Kaula, one around each ankle. "Don't just run through every joke you know until you've got a hit, either! Every joke that doesn't pan out is gonna make things a little heavier on you."
King Kai has equipped Kaula with Enchanted Light Weights! Kaula's PL has been dampened by 30%, but she will not receive increased gains because of this.
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Post by Kaula on Jul 15, 2016 8:41:09 GMT
The girl's eyes sparkled in faith! She saw his face! She saw his lips start to curl upwards! She was close, she knew it, on a first try none the less! Man, if only he didn't do that weak cough! A cheap attempt to stop himself from laughing!
Kaula crossed her arms as she let out a soft pout, "Yeah. For you probably. I mean, you're super old, right? No wonder you heard it a million times!" the girl said, a bit sour. He has probably heard all of the jokes! ALL OF THEM! Still, she couldn't be too upset. You gotta work with the old. Mainly because they were slow and needed help with stuff. Probably why he wanted her to fix his car.
She huffed out, glancing at his antennae as they flicked.. Only to feel just a bit heavier. She glanced down, lifting a leg in a test as she groaned out a little bit. "Pshaw. Well fine. Maybe I won't just go for some simple puns, then. How about a story. A love story." the girl stated as she moved forward, lifting a hand up to try to flick at one of his antennae if he would allow it.
"You see there was this roof, a lot like your head here. No, I don't mean devoid of hair. I mean it had two antennaes atop it. They met there. Lived there. Got to know one another and quickly fell in love. They decided to get married." the girl explained, cracking a grin. "The ceremony wasn't much. But the reception was INCREDIBLE!"
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Post by King Kai on Jul 15, 2016 23:04:56 GMT
King Kai's eyes narrowed. It was a good joke, but again, a classic. His lips curled upwards into a smile, but other than that, there was little reaction. His antennae flicked once more, and a twin set of weights appeared once more, this time equipped to each of Kaula's wrists.
"Good, but not good enough. Keep trying!"
Sorry, this one is a super-shortie! Just trying to keep it quick.
Kaula has been equipped with Enchanted Medium Weights! PL Reduced by 60%, but no increased Gains will be awarded.
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Post by Kaula on Jul 16, 2016 6:01:39 GMT
The girl huffed out softly as she felt the weight on her wrists. While it was pretty heavy, she had grown up with heavier. Straining to lift her right hand up, she snapped her fingers.
"Where does a Saiyan go when they've lost their tail?" the Saiyaness asked with a smirk.
Kaula would wait a little bit for a reaction before shooting off the punch line: "They go to a retailer." the girl said, flashing a quick wink.
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Post by King Kai on Jul 16, 2016 7:02:49 GMT
King Kai's brow raised as the setup to Kaula's joke was spoken. It was a simple question, but he wasn't exactly sure how to answer it. "Uhh... A Tail Doctor? No no... Something else, something... Punnier..." He pondered the question, but before he could answer, Kaula chimed in for the punchline. She gave the answer quickly, winking slyly as she did. The Kai didn't quite get it at first. Retailer wasn't funny!... Was it?
And then it hit him.
First he cracked a smile, then, he started to snicker uncontrollably. His face suddenly turned red. Redder than a tomato, or a beet! His snicker slowly transformed into full blown laughter, and he fell backwards, rolling back and forth as he guffawed.
"RETAILER! ITS SO CLEVER!"
His antennae suddenly let loose a barrage of unintended beams. The first trio hit the tree not far away, turning the leaves into a strange brown color. The next two aimed to hit Kaula's weights, first increasing their weight, then quickly vaporizing them altogether. And the final beam would be aimed to hit Kaula squarely in the chest. If it hit, a fancy insignia would be placed on her chestpiece. It was the symbol of the Kai's, and that mark signaled that Kaula was approved for proper training.
After a few moments, it seemed King Kai had finally calmed down somewhat. His laughing had stopped, and he took to a stand, but his breath came in short spurts, making it hard to speak properly. "Just... Just give me a second Kaula. You did good... We'll do some proper training now..."
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Post by Kaula on Jul 16, 2016 7:32:35 GMT
Kaula stood there, closing her eyes as she went to start smirking. It was coming. She saw the final smile. She knew the large.. Cricket..? God..? Man? Well, she knew whatever her was was going to start laughing now due to her superior style of comedy. Granted, King Kai had to be a really tough nut to crack if he was going to reject the two first pieces of pure gold she put out.
The girl let out a loud, "GAH!" as she felt the weight of the weights increase. She was pulled down due to the unexpected increase before they had suddenly disappeared in a quick puff of dust. Her eyes opened to see the old man shooting lazers everywhere from his antennae. Maybe making him laugh could prove to be dangerous if he vaporizes things he touches?
She sighed a little bit, moving to stand up as she dusted herself off as that thought entered her mind. Though she didn't have much to react when she was hit dead in the chest with one. This was it. She was probably going to be vapori- Oh. Nope? She looked down. Her clothes had a brand new emblem on it - similar to what King Kai had on his.. Dress.. Thing?
Kaula simply shrugged a little bit, moving to cross her arms as she glanced at the man, "Alright." she said as her lips curled up to a slight smile once more, "What are we gonna be trainin', then. If you don't mind me asking."
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Post by King Kai on Jul 17, 2016 7:20:40 GMT
After a good minute, it seemed King Kai had finally regained his composure. He took a deep breath, exhaling slowly as he stood to his full -surprisingly unimpressive- height. With a shake of his head, he was back in action and ready to begin training his newest proper student!
"Our first proper lesson will be on a special technique that I've developed called the Kaioken. It's an ability that enhances every aspect of your being! Speed, Power, even your senses are improved! There is a drawback, however. The sudden increase in energy is too much for your body to handle for long periods of time. If you push yourself too hard, your body will start to destroy itself. You have to use the Kaioken conservatively, and never push it farther than you have to! You don't want to end up dead from overuse, after all."
The Kai's antennae flicked once again, and a small mallet appeared in his hand. He hefted it over his head, before quickly tossing it at Kaula. It was moving quite slow, so she would be more than able to grab the hammer, but holding it up would be strenuous, even in her Super Saiyan 2 state. "Before we begin our lesson on the Kaioken, I'd like you to preform one last simple test. Now, what I want you to do for this test is try to use that mallet to smack my friend Gregory on the head." He turned to his left, his smile disappearing as he realized Gregory was absent. "What the... I told him to come in today! Where is he!" King Kai flicked his antennae once more, and a large cricket suddenly poofed into existence, laying flat on the grassy floor.
The cricket blinked blankly, before turning to King Kai. "Hey boss! Guess I missed the memo, eh?"
"By a few months!"
"Jeez! Sorry! I guess maybe I should have actually wrote back to tell you I'd be back later than expected, huh?"
"YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU GOT MY LETTER AND DIDN'T COME BACK RIGHT AWAY?!"
The two bickered for a moment, before King Kai simply shouted, ending the conversation. The God straightened his hat, faking a cough to calm himself. "Alright then, let's get to it then. Kaula! I want you to try your hardest to catch up to Gregory and smack him on the head with that mallet. If you hit him with anything else or in any other way you'll have to try again. Understood?"
Gregory reared up, readying himself to move. If Kaula tried to sneak-smack him, he'd be ready for it.
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Post by Kaula on Jul 17, 2016 10:18:15 GMT
Kaula knew a thing or two about unimpressive heights - as he was nearly her height - though nowhere near as close as tall as her! She was, after all, an impressive height of five feet tall! Monumental compared to King Kai himself. She continued to have that little smirk as he began to explain what she would be learning. THIS! This is why she was here! This technique.. IT SOUNDED INCREDIBLE! Increased power! Speed! There's nothing she wouldn't be able to d- Oh wait. It could kill her if she used it too much.
A hand came up to rub at the back of her head lightly, chuckling as she looked at him. "Oh man. Another technique that can kill me. It won't kill me even faster if I use the Kikoho with it, will it?" she asked, still chuckling. That was before she felt her free hand - the right one - get suddenly heavier. She glanced towards the mallet in her hand, that was resting lightly on the ground.
Sighing, she moved to lift it up slowly with a huff to prop it onto her shoulder. "Right. Hit your.. Friend." she muttered out as she glanced around a little bit. She wasn't too sure who he was talking about - till King Kai seemed to just poof him into existance. She glanced down towards the cricket for a second. Now that was just mean - if she slammed him with this giant hammer, he probably wouldn't live.
Kaula let them bicker a little bit, her left hand still rubbing at the back of her head as she listened. Eventually giving a nod in response to King Kai. "Right. Got it." she stated as she readied herself.
Now, most people would probably go for the stealthy approach.
Kaula was not most people. She brought her other hand over to the mallet, gripping it with both as she tried to heft it up with a grunt. Kaula was a 'go all out for a swift and intense victory.'
Only.. Kaula was finding how hard it was for this hammer to be lifted. "Kami.. How fu-" she growled. She stopped for a second, licking her lips a little bit as she planted her feet firmly on the ground.
And, as she closed her eyes the girl let out a might growl, powering up to the way she had trained her potential! And that's what got the hammer lifted up! Lifted up over her head! She slowly opened a single eye as she turned towards the cricket, the Saiyan making a slightly goofy face as she struggled to keep the hammer up.
So much for a swift and intense victory, as she went to take a single, slow step forward. Before following it up with another slow step. This went on for about three more steps before she soon found herself starting to glance up ever so slowly. "No! No.. No No NO NO NO!" it was slow at first, but once the hammer started falling back, it fell back quick, slamming into the ground behind the Saiyaness and leaving her bent back, glancing up the sky.
Kaula let go, groaning out a little bit. "Right. Gonna.. Try this.. Again." she muttered, standing up as she went to turn around. Strength is what she'd need. Her hair and tail turned golden, her super saiyan aura picked up around her as she went to firmly grasp the mallet. With a roar she went to start lifting it again - only to find it was still much too heavy to move around with! "WHY IS THIS DAMN THING SO HEAVY!?"
So she did the logical thing and amped up the power some more. Lightning began to crackle around Kaula as she entered her second Super Saiyan form.
Slowly turning, the Super Saiyan 2 powered Saiyaness glared towards the cricket. While the form made the hammer much more manageable, she didn't particularly enjoy heavy it still seemed. The girl went to start moving at a fast pace (which was still rather slow) towards the cricket, hammer raised up so she could try to slam it down on the insect below!
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Post by King Kai on Jul 20, 2016 0:56:09 GMT
A look of surprise was plastered onto Gregory's face as Kaula's Power shot into absurd levels. Her hair perked up, shifting to a familiar golden color. The cricket had seen this a few times, though it was thousands of years ago that he'd seen it last. He was convinced the form didn't exist anymore, but he was just proven quite wrong.
After a bit of struggling, Kaula made her move. She started moving forward, murder in her eyes as she raised the hammer high above her head. As the hammer came down, Gregory simply hopped out of the way, giving Kaula a raspberry as he landed on the grass. "Nice shot. Maybe actually try on the next swing?" He giggled like a little imp as he hopped into the sky, buzzing around Kaula like an irritating fly, before shooting across the road!
He taunted Kaula, posing in ridiculous ways as he waited for her to catch up.
Meanwhile, King Kai simply watched with interest. He knew Kaula was strong, but this was ridiculous! "Well, she's definitely pretty strong! Even without the Kaioken she can actually wield that mallet! I'll have to tell Beelzebub all about this when I get the chance." The Kai's mind drifted to the thought of the Demon Prince simply fuming with anger as King Kai told him all about Kaula's Super Saiyan 2 form. That'd certainly grind the little guys gears! He snickered lightly, moving back a bit to get a better view of Kaula's attempts at catching Gregory.
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Post by Kaula on Jul 22, 2016 23:25:24 GMT
Kaula growled out, her hands tightening her grip around the wooden mallet after the damned cricket had ran away! "MAYBE NEXT TIME NOT MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!" she roared with all the anger of her super saiyan 2 form! With a growl she moved to force the hammer back up into the air again, her eyes turning to where the cricket was running away.
Kaula would get that taunting cricket. And, with all her determination, she began to very slowly jog towards the cricket to try to smash it's head in with her mallet. "IF THIS WASN'T SO HEAVY YOU'D BE A BUG PANCAKE ALREADY!"
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Post by King Kai on Jul 25, 2016 10:28:35 GMT
Gregory snickered like an imp as he watched Kaula's pitiful attempt at moving forwards. He'd seen much weaker warriors do much better at this task. Of course, there was a chance that King Kai had increased the weight of the mallet, but even still, it was hilarious to see such a powerful warrior struggle to move around like Kaula was. The cricket gave the girl a rude gesture, before quickly flying out of the way of her next swing. "I thought Saiyan's were supposed to be mighty! Maybe you should ditch the hair dye and focus on weight lifting from now on!"
As Gregory buzzed around Kaula irritatingly, King Kai simply continued to watch. Kaula's form was a bit... well... Formless, but it was to be expected when she was hindered in such a way. Saiyan's weren't exactly known for their patience, after all. As the duo of Cricket and Goldie continued badgering each other, it quickly became apparent that stringing Kaula along any longer wasn't going to get anyone anywhere.
"Alright, alright, time out everyone! Kaula, come here!"
King Kai waited for Kaula to approach, glancing at Gregory, who was still buzzing about on the off-chance that Kaula might try to take advantage of this pause in their scuffle. Once Kaula arrived in front of King Kai, he'd begin to explain.
"Now that you've experienced just how difficult this task is without my technique, I'll explain how to tap into your full potential!"
"To unleash the Kaioken you need to focus on why you have the need for strength. Be it a fearsome foe, or just an annoying bug; whatever that need is, just focus on it as hard as you can. Once you've focused on that need, let out all the Ki your body can muster, and your maximum potential will burst forth!"
King Kai took a step back, giving Kaula ample room to attempt to unleash this technique. Before she started, he added in one last quip. "Oh! And don't forget to yell out 'KAIOKEN' when doing all that. If you don't do that it's not as effective!"
"Hah! She could activate Kaioken all she likes, she still won't come close to catching me!" Gregory boasted as he continued to buzz around. He was so confident it was sickening. With any luck, Kaula would be able to put a dent in the little bugger.
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Post by Kaula on Jul 25, 2016 11:09:01 GMT
Kaula was a second away from roaring out as the cricket began to make rude gestures towards her. Not only that, he started to make fun of her glorious super saiyan form. As the damned insect was starting to fly around her, the girl went to start trying to (slowly) flail the mallet around. She put the last of her strength into a mighty - yet somewhat comical spin attack, which left the girl twirling the mighty mallet for a few spins. When King Kai called out to stop, she slammed one of her heels into the ground, bringing herself to an abrupt stop. However the hurricane spin attack had left the girl disoriented. Though dizzy and, presumably on time out right now, she looked towards the bug. She could possibly use this time to catch him by surprise, but she decided against it.
The girl stumbled, not yet fully regaining her balance as she approached the king. With a sigh, she went bring a hand up and run it through her hair. "Yeah." she said with a huff. Oh great! Yeah! Make her start the thing that requires the thing without giving her the thing first! Yeah that's great!
So she had to focus, huh? She turned away, staring at the insect. So.. She had to have a need for the strength? Did she need to beat up this insect? She could just.. Ignore it or whatever.. But.. But if she didn't, she'd probably be stuck here. So she closed her eyes for a second, trying to focus.. Trying to.. Trying to bring out her inner strength! To the maximum! And.. And it wasn't.. Wasn't working.
That's when she heard King Kai speak out. She had to.. YELL it out?
Kaula sighed a little bit, focusing on what she needed to do - and why. She needed to finish this to protect people. Like Rei.. Letu.. Her mother. To save Bing from the stupid Saiyan Solar Empire.
The girl took a single step forward, "KAIOKEN!" the girl roared, her golden aura taken over by a massive red one. Her power increased as she gripped the mallet in both hands, a smirk raising on her face slowly as she crouched down. "You're screwed, you cricket!" the girl smuggly proclaimed as she kicked off the ground, leaping towards the cricket to try to slam it on him - of course while she was trying to get the hit in, she was holding back a bit on her strength. Didn't want to kill the annoying thing.
KAIOKEN LEARNED!
Used N1 Risoluto Razor with Kaioken for 3,977,994 PL
KP 2/3
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