Bing Gan
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Post by Bing Gan on Jul 7, 2016 6:22:39 GMT
[Thread PL: 328,107! | Cyber-Serpent (x29P) Active! Current PL: 9,515,103!] Darkness. The sight of this nothingness enveloped Bing's vision completely. He couldn't see a thing, but in the moment, it felt like he shouldn't even be conscious enough to tell he wasn't able to see anything. It was almost like his mind was staying up past his body's bedtime. He tried to move, but found no way to make a movement no matter how hard he strained. Something had made the Serpent Master completely paralyzed. It was a strange feeling, but something he'd felt before. After taking a moment to become accustomed to this feeling, he was well aware of what was occurring. He was currently being operated on, though it was his mechanical implants that were being messed with, rather than his organic parts. He could feel something being screwed into his head--most likely a new faceplate. It felt refreshing, yet familiar. Bing recalled that Zucceta had used Blue Banner tech to create his implants in the first place. It was likely Vipoi had used a similar model of parts for repairs. He had to wonder how long the Administrator had been at this. The Cyborg had no way to tell how much time had passed in this strange, murky state of being. If he had to guess, it was at least a few hours. There was no way to know when it would be time to wake up. And then Bing woke up. The semi-human took a deep breath, his eyes opening wide as the air invigorated his body. He sat up quickly, eyes blinking to adjust to his returned sight. Bing slowly turned his head, surveying the room around him. It was a bright room, mostly metallic, and painted in the Blue Banner's signature color. From what he could tell, this was a sort of infirmary, though there seemed to be tools to repair Androids as well. The Cyborg raised his metallic hand, looking it over curiously. It looked nearly identical to his previous one, though it had a nice shine to it. Clearly it was a bit newer than his previous model. He called out for the Administrator, unsure of where exactly he was at the moment. "Vi?... Where are we?" He wasn't sure Vi-Poi would even be able to hear him, but there was always a chance. |
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Post by Vi-Poi on Jul 8, 2016 20:02:50 GMT
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Vi-Poi placed a hand on Bing's shoulder and pressed him back down, leaning forward. One blue iris of his had transformed into a flashlight, the azure circlet now throwing forth a bright beam of light upon the Serpent Master's face. The android was wearing a mechanic's jacket and BBA cap, and had a precision drill his hand.
"You're in Big Blu, flying over Mt. Frappe presently. Hold a moment," He warned, quickly applying the drill to Bing's faceplate. "There. You came back sooner than expected. You should have full control over all of your systems now, though whether or not the machine side of you influences your personality will be a matter of your willpower, the machine will no longer be... malevolent. Like your mind, it will reflect whatever you put in it."
Dr. Slouch gave a loud hack, spitting a blob of yellowed mucus into a nearby coffee cup before lighting another cigarette. "The Administrator -- excuse me, the Premier, now -- has much surer hands than me," The old mustached scientist said, stepping forward into the light of Vi-Poi's beam. Smoke wreathed his slumping, haggard wrinkles, and heavy black circles sagged under his thick eyeglasses. Tar from endless chain-smoking made a sooty smear across his bristling white mustache. "But all the brain work is mine. You have my seal of guarantee, there won't be any bugs. In all the galaxy, only Dr. Beekah of Capsule Corporation knows more of human-machine relay than me, and maybe a few of his old team," He put a grandfatherly hand on Vi-Poi's shoulder, Bing's reflection in his glasses. "From what the Premier's spies tell us of Vegetan cybernetics research, the Saiyans will have no hope of ever reconfiguring you. Your anti-tampering systems are now on par with your friend's here, installed after the Realigner Red incident."
Vi-Poi folded his arms, "We ought to test your combat skills though. Make sure there was no subtle shift in your medial temporal lobe."
The doctor nodded in agreement.
Vi-Poi grinned, "We've also giving your exterior plating a new finish. Besides the polished shine, it should improve your hypersonic pivoting by point o' three percent."
"On a sunny day with no rain," Doctor Slouch amended.
Vi-Poi tossed a belt to Bing. It was plated with a dull red mirror-like substance. "Portable gravity field generators. The weighted clothing of the future," The small android explained. "One of the Science Department's latest toys," Vi-Poi pulled up his mechanic's jacket, showing the belt's twin around his waist. "I'm dialing up the fields slowly. It can handle sixty, so far."
"It can handle a full one-fifty," Doctor Slouch complained. "You have too little faith in your chief science officer."
"When testing new tech, I find it's good to be cautious. Put it on and toggle the settings," Vi-Poi said to Bing, opening up a lab waste hatch in the wall. "This leads to outside."
The android slipped into the hatch, following the chute down until another metal membrane opened, suddenly spilling him into the bright blue sky. The icy spear of Mt. Frappe rose high below him, and an endless world stretched on beneath. "Come on out!" Vi-Poi exclaimed, throwing out some kicks. The gravity's strain on his synthetic muscles was just as good as it was in the chamber. "Let's find some trouble to get in."
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Post by Bing Gan on Jul 9, 2016 6:04:58 GMT
The sudden feeling of someone's grasp upon his shoulder caused the Serpent Master to jolt in surprise very briefly. Only after hearing Vipoi's voice did he calm. It seemed he had awoken a bit too early, as he was suddenly laying down on the table again, his metallic faceplate being drilled into position. After a few moments, the piece of metal was properly put into place. He placed his hand on it, trying to jiggle it a bit. As expected, however, it was locked in tight, which was a good thing.
"Thanks, Vi. I really appreciate this..."
The sound of an elderly gentleman coughing like something awful rang out through the room. Bing turned, seeing the face of an unfamiliar scientist. The fellow took a moment to explain that Bing would be evil-free from now on, unless he were to do something vile of his own volition. Bing took a stand, bowing respectfully to the coated man. "Thank you, sir. It's an honor to know that someone as wise as you and Vipoi took the time to repair me."
Bing raised his brow at Vipoi at the mention of a combat test. It was surprising to know he was so eager to make sure that his fighting capabilities of all things was in working order. The Earth's Premier had full trust in his friend, despite the fact that just yesterday he was having a battle to the death with him. It was surprising, though at the same time comforting. After all, Bing didn't once doubt Vipoi after he was cured of his Red Ribbon virus. The faith they had for one another was higher than most could hope to reach.
He almost hadn't noticed Vi tossing the belt towards him due to falling so deep in thought. Luckily, he was able to come back to his senses and snatch the maroon-tinted belt out of the air. It was a mostly plain looking item, save for the light shine it gave off due to the materials it was made with. It almost felt like it gave off it's own energy signature, though that was most likely impossible. "Very interesting... What is it made out of? Is there some type of artificial energy generator built into it?"
Questions swam through his mind endlessly, but he decided the best way to learn more about it was to simply put the thing on. He quickly strapped the thing to his waist, turning to Vipoi just as the Android tossed his jacket away. As suggested, Bing began trying to fiddle with the belts gravity systems. As far as he could tell though, there wasn't much in the way of controls on this thing. He took a moment to look closely, and eventually, he found a small dial on the left side of the belt. He quickly turned it up to sixty times gravity, and immediately felt the effects of the portable machine take hold of him. He strained to stand up, but quickly found his balance. The struggle he had with only sixty times gravity proved that he wasn't training hard enough. He might have to ask to borrow this belt for a bit to reach a higher level of gravity tolerance.
With the two of them ready for training, Virtual Poi opened a hatch in the wall of the room. The Premier hopped in hastily, with Bing following closely behind. The duo quickly ended up outside, floating in the sky high above the icy mountain known as Frappe.
A cold wind blew by them, but Bing paid it little mind. He chuckled a bit, watching as Vipoi began to do some warmup movements. He mimicked the Premier's movements, cracking a small joke to keep the tone of their adventure light-hearted. "I guess that's one benefit of being mostly robotic. The cold doesn't bother me much anymore. I guess all that training I did to resist the harsher elements was kinda a waste, eh?"
Despite the cool facade, it was actually troublesome to keep pace with Vipoi for those few moments. The increased gravity certainly hampered his abilities. With any luck, however, he'd get used to it before any trouble came about.
With a smirk, Bing surveyed the landscape. It seemed Vi was looking for something exciting to do during this exercise. "Well, we could always look for something magical. We're pretty good at stumbling upon old temples and shrines, aren't we? There could be something ancient and mysterious hidden on Mount Frappe or the surrounding area."
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Post by Vi-Poi on Jul 9, 2016 21:41:08 GMT
Vi-Poi glanced down at the belt. Bing was having some trouble at the x60 setting. He must have not acclimated himself to higher gravity levels. “It has a gravity generator inside of it, yes. The charge won’t last forever -- it needs to be reconnected every day or so -- but it can provide a field large enough for most humanoid bodies.”
Vi-Poi threw himself back, diving down towards the snowy peak. The cold was so great that he could feel a white sheen of frost sticking against his skin. Any human without training would die here in mere moments, but to an android -- and perhaps, a cyborg like Bing -- the cold was only of abstract interest. “If you think this is cold, you should try interstellar space. Some regions dip below plus ten Absolute. And maybe we are good at that, but no one lives on this mountain!”
The android collided with the snow sheet, his heavy body slashing across the hard-packed ice, creating a cloud of white behind him. He slalomed like a skier before leaping off a precipice, plunging thousands of feet into alpine forest below. Laughter burst from his chest as Poi’s ghost took hold, and a childish glee filled him to the brim. He fell into the trees, bouncing off a sturdy old pine before landing amid some thorny bushes in the leaf-strewn and shadowy forest floor.
He knew he should be training Bing’s battle systems, but it felt good to not have to worry for once. Raising himself from the leaves and dusting himself off, Vi-Poi noted that he’d landed quite close to a small cottage with an ancient thatched roof. An old woman was standing in the doorway, a hunched and crooked creature who looked to be older than some of the surrounding trees, and more gnarled besides.
“You! You broke my rose bush! Showing off by falling from the sky like that, must think you’re sooooo important!” She ranted, pulling up a great green fan and waving it menacingly. It was a large ceremonial piece, the cloth kind made at monk temples. Vi-Poi gave her a curious reading. Her battle point was only two, but strangely his MOG was purring cautiously in her presence. A witch?
Vi-Poi scratched some leaves from his hair, peering about the bushes. A few bright red roses had indeed been pulverized by his landing. “Sorry about the flowers. I can get them replaced.” He peered up, wondering if Bing was following close behind.
“OoooooooOOOoooo a rich boy, are you? Send a delivery truck all the way up here, just like that?” The old witch gave an evil, yellow grin. “Think you can replace roses so red with all your green, green Zeni? It took me a hundred years to get the red so red!” The crazy old woman began to stomp back and forth on her feet, ranting on now in incoherent sentences about boiling blood for hours and planting gum drop paths for hikers as her grin twisted into an angry snarl.
When Vi-Poi turned to go, a great gust from the fan suddenly upended him, sending him flying until he smashed upside-down into a tree.
“HEEEEEE!!!” The witch exclaimed excitedly, jumping up and down, waving the fan. “It still works!”
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Post by Bing Gan on Jul 11, 2016 10:13:23 GMT
"Well, I'm sure if we looked hard enough, we could find some--Hey! Wait up for me!"Bing dived towards the mountain, trying his best to keep pace with the Azure Administrator. He smashed through the blanket of white, sliding down the mountain in a coat of Ki. He had trouble keeping balance. The increased gravity kept him from ever truly balancing himself. If Vi were to turn back, he'd probably get a laugh at the sight of a respected warrior wobbling down the snowy hill. Vipoi quickly slid towards a sloped hill, launching himself down towards the endless forest below. Bing decided to take a slightly different route, upping his speed, and barreling straight down the mountain. Though he wasn't taking the scenic route, it was quite exhilarating to blast down the large peak at such an intense speed. Wind blowing his hair back, the formerly controlled Cyborg let out a gleeful laugh. It was so strange to have fun after so long. Bing eventually caught up with Vi, catching the end half of his conversation with a strange old hag holding a massive green fan. It seemed the woman was furious about her destroyed roses, and though Vi was offering to replace them, the woman was having none of it. She quickly waved her mighty fan, sending a buffet of wind towards the duo. Bing quickly grasped the nearest tree, holding onto it with intensity. Vi slammed head-first into the tree Bing was grasping, causing the Cyborg to lose grip. He flew through the air, smashing through a massive boulder, and landing pitifully on the opposite side. With a pained groan, Bing took to a stand, shaking the snow out of his hair. He muttered something quite rude as he made his way back towards his friend. He gives the hag a curious glare. There might be some way to resolve this peacefully, but with how quick she was to resort to using that strange weapon, it seemed unlikely. If he could just get that fan away from her, they wouldn't have to hurt her. "Listen miss, my friend didn't mean to land on your bushes. We were just goofing off. Isn't there any way we can make it up to you?"Bing pondered for a moment, before an idea came to him! He had been studying the art of magic for quite a while during his term as Kami. He hadn't used any since his cyborgification, but perhaps he still held the power in him. "My friend might be able to offer compensation in the form of money, but perhaps I can replace your garden for free..."He raised his organic hand, and a strange orange glow filled his palm. In a sudden flash, the orange glow suddenly popped, and in its place a beautiful, deep red rose sat. He offered it to the hag, hoping to quell her frustrations with the offering.
[UT] Magic Materialization used!
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Post by Vi-Poi on Jul 16, 2016 5:26:43 GMT
The witch’s rheumy eyes widened at Bing’s presentation of the rose. “OooOOOOooooo, a man after my own heart! You’ve got some strong magic in you, I see.” She gave a grimy grin, pointing at Vi-Poi, who had clambered onto his feet and rejoined his companion. “This one has magic, too. Not as strong as yours, but I’ve never smelled magic on a metal man before.” She circled them both, jabbing at Vi-Poi’s ribs, pulling at his synthetic skin, prodding him all over. With a frustrated huff she waddled to Bing, taking his fingernails in hand and examining them closely. She pulled the hand to her ear, squinting. “Three… times?” She asked, blinking.
“You two have the stink of Shenron on you. That old lizard, never coming when I call no matter how much I pretty myself up! So what that I don’t have his stones! Think I need those? I’m the highest ranked in my coven, you know.”
She hmphed and harrumphed, waddling back over to her fan. “I appreciate the effort, dearie, but it’s just not going to replace those flowers,” She said, back turned. A strange, black shadow began to unfurl from her shoulders, growing into a spiny shape.
The woods darkened.
The witch's voice turned deep and inhuman, with a strange, insect-like chittering underneath her words. “They were made very specially. But perhaps you can give me something else to replace their loss…” The witch turned on her heels, suddenly deforming into a grotesque and chitinous ogre, bristling tongue lolling out between two fangs. “Your lifeblood!”
She clapped her hands, and Vi-Poi and Bing’s shadows leapt from the ground, black silhouettes, distorted and rarefied, and seeming to absorb what feeble sunlight managed to break through the thick trees. A cold, shrieking wind began to howl through the forest.
“I haven’t eaten in weeks, this will prove quite the feast!” The transformed witch boomed, eyes bulging in anticipation.
Vi-Poi blinked, stunned, but before he could address the witch his shadow attacked him, delivering a crisp kick and punch to his stomach and face. “Bing, watch out!” The android warned, “They fight like we do!” Just as he finished, a roundhouse kick from his shadow swung him sharply to the west, sending him bouncing from tree trunk to tree trunk.
Vi-Poi raised his arms and glowered as his own shadow flickered towards him in the gloom. Their nice little sparring party had just become a life or death scenario. He hoped Bing would fair well against his own...
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Post by Bing Gan on Jul 25, 2016 2:01:06 GMT
A light chill runs down the Cyborg's spine as the light of the world suddenly dimmed. Last he checked, days lasted a bit longer than that. His eyes shifted left to right, on the lookout for any oddities that might fly his way, while his ears listened intently to the Witches words. She seemed intent on feasting on the two of them, and she'd have some magical beasts to help her! With a wicked clap, Bing and Vipoi's shadows ripped themselves from the snow-caked ground, their forms morphing as they sucked in the remainder of the sunlight, and turning the entire clearing into a pitch-black void. "This is new," quipped Bing as he settled into a combative stance. Before he could shoot off any other wise-cracks, he heard the warning yell of Vipoi. He turns his head for a moment, allowing himself to be freely pummeled by his own shadow. Bing's shadow dashes in, peppering the Cyborg's body with quick strikes to the chest. Bing tries his best to defend, but the shadow is just that bit faster. For every strike the Former Kami deflects, two more slip their way in. The shadow finishes his barrage with a crushing high-kick to the chest, knocking Bing back a few feet, before the Cyborg skids to a stop. "Damn! If I was as strong as my shadow back on Kanassa, I might not be a cyborg right now."Not wanting to be on the receiving end of another combination, Bing releases a barrage of Ki blasts in his shadow's direction. The bright yellow orbs burn through the sky, but instead of impacting into the Shadow's form, it instead melds into his form! Before Bing can properly process what just happened, the shadow seemingly spits out the blasts, though instead of a pulsating yellow color they shot out as pitch-black, distorted orbs. They smashed into Bing, exploding in a brilliant yet dark fashion. After a few moments, the dust mostly cleared. Bing waved his hands in front of his face, dispelling any errant smoke that had stuck around. "Okay, so Ki doesn't work too well... Maybe I need to think outside the box, use something other than raw force..." Bing's mind raced, but he wasn't given much time to think, as his shadow bore down on him once again. The Cyborg rolls to the right, narrowly dodging his copies incoming kick. He attempts to retaliate with an elbow-strike, but the magically-charged shadow morphs out of the way with ease, giving Bing a painful haymaker to the jaw for his troubles. The duo trade blows for a moment, with the shadow making the most headway in their exchange. "Come on... Just think! What can I do to shed some light on this situation? ... Wait a second ... I've got it!"Bing quickly breaks away from the shadow, hopping high into the sky as he raises his right hand. A dull orange glow appears in his hand, which quickly expands into a strange shape. After a moment, the shape explodes into cartoonish smoke, which quickly dissipates, where it is revealed what Bing had done: using magic, he had created an enormous table lamp! With a wicked grin, Bing flicks the lamp's light on, bathing the clearing in a bright white light!
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Post by Vi-Poi on Jul 30, 2016 5:34:26 GMT
Exchanging blows, flickering through the trees, VI-Poi was worked to his peak. For each open palm brought against the shadow, a closed fist smashed into it. His shadow knew just where and how to hit him. And though his blows hit a physical something they didn’t seem to have the same damaging effect on the shadow material that the phantom’s kinetic strikes did on VI-Poi’s very real and present body.
A sharp wheeling kick to his jaw sent him bouncing down across the snow-covered floor of the forest, trees cracking over his head as he somersaulted haphazardly from a continuous combination of blurring strikes. Vi-Poi bounced to his feet, glaring as the shadow rushed on towards him. It seemed to have infinite energy reserves, as well. He dug into his own and threw out some white-hot beams of chi hoping to disintegrate the oncoming opponent. To his great surprise, the energy wave soaked straight into the inky substance that comprised the shadow’s skin.
“Oooo hooo!” The witch called. “Think no one had tried to use their flimsy spirit power on me be before?” She gave a loud raspberry.
Just before Vi-Poi was about to reply, three pitch-black lances erupted from the shadow, firing at him with laser accuracy. The android sped through the air, dodging one before being leveled cleanly by the other two.
He’d have to think quickly, or else he’d be beaten by this doppleganger. Luckily, Bing found the solution. The absurd, brilliant solution.
His eyes suddenly emitted sweeping beams of light, and the excited photons quickly turned the shadow into a writhing heap of smoke. Eventually, it widdled into nothing and disappeared.
Rejoining Bing's side, Vi-Poi would ask, "Why is it that every time we go on an adventure, we wind up in some magical mishap?"
“Oh, fooey.” The witch groaned, stamping her feet. “Do you know how many gum drops I poured out over this forest to get stupid hikers and outdoorsman to come my way? Those rose bushes were a thousand years worth of blood and sweat! Their blood, my sweat!”
She picked the magical fan back up, trollish arms wielding it like a sword. “Don’t you go thinking you’re the first Kami I’ve thrown off. I’ve been around here longer than most Ogres.”
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Post by Bing Gan on Aug 16, 2016 10:03:53 GMT
As the malicious shadows burned away, Bing dropped the large lamp, allowing it to hit the ground with a loud -CLANK-. It splashed snow into the air as Vi-Poi arrived at Bing's side, remarking on the strange turn their adventures always take. Bing turned to his friend, and shrugged. "We attract the supernatural, I guess."
The Cyborg's attention turned to the Witch below them, tensely listening to her annoyed comments. Apparently the witch had spent quite some time working on that bush of roses, though the ingredients to make it so beautiful weren't exactly legal in nature. As the witch taunted Bing, she hoisted up the large fan yet again, seemingly preparing to let loose another buffet of wind. If Bing didn't think of a solution to her attack soon, he'd probably be flung much farther than last time.
"I might not be the first Kami you've tangled with, but I can promise that I'll be the first one to best you!"
As he eyed the Witch, his mind began to race for an answer. "Now... What's a good way to stop wind? No no, I don't need to stop it, I need to reflect it... What's a good reflector?... A shield made of mirrors maybe?" His eyes wandered, looking for a solution of some form. He turned to Vipoi, whispering a curious request into his ear. "Hey, do you know of anything that could reflect wind well? I'm at a loss here."
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Post by Vi-Poi on Oct 8, 2016 5:38:23 GMT
Vi-Poi raised his hands in a shrug at Bing’s question. Some kind of conic maybe?... Just before he could say so, the troll-witch shot forward, smacking the android across the face with her fan, sending him tumbling backwards until he skittered to stop, upturned snow furled high around his boots. “I don’t know, but we ought to think of something quick,” Vi-Poi said, pulling a small twig from his icy blue hair. “I think she’s getting stronger.”
They had to find a way past her fan. She was too quick with it, and it didn’t seem to matter how hard they resisted its gusts.
Racing to the side, Vi-Poi pulled a huge fir tree up, white roots and all, hurling it like a spear at the witch. Rattling her fan, the witch sent both the tree and Vi-Poi into the air, the wind launching them high.
Growling, Vi-Poi brought both palms together, fingers spread. “Alright, Granny Grossness. Try this on for size!” A rapid succession of sizzling blue streaks of chi ripped out from his hands, falling towards the troll. Vi-Poi smirked. Let’s see some wind stop that.
Just before the blasts turned the troll into smoldering particulate, a bizarre thing happened. An impossible thing. After reaching a point near the witch, his beams of chi winked with light and became blue roses, whose petals bounced harmlessly off the witch’s scaly musculature.
Bending to take one of the blossoms in her taloned fingers, the witch brought the rose to her broad nostrils. “Hooo hooo, flowers, such a thoughtful young man! Not my color, though.” She stomped her feet across the tangled heap. “Not my color!”
Vi-Poi glared down stubbornly, his left arm unhitching. The dark bore of his chi conduit spewed out an immense wave of energy, the Supa Bazooka slicing through the air with an ear-popping ZAK!
The witch clapped her hands together and the incoming energy beam flashed, suddenly replaced by a long blue dragon made entirely of paper, like the kind found in festivals. This dragon didn’t just fall to the ground though, it coiled back into the air, its long paper tail whipping up a cloud of frost as its maw bore down on Vi-Poi.
Vi-Poi snorted and let out a fiery bale of his A/M breath, the cone of green flame reducing the dragon to ash which fell like black snow. “I’m running out of ideas and reactor throughput,” The android said, glancing over to Bing. “What’ve you got left?”
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Post by Bing Gan on Nov 5, 2016 9:46:59 GMT
As the paper dragon dissipated, Bing's mind continued scouring the land for clues. He couldn't think of much, aside from a few very silly ideas. He turned to the Premier, giving the miniscule android a quick shrug. "I've got a few ideas. Mind if I try em out?" He turned to the powerful witch. His eye narrowing as he stepped a bit closer. "I've been holding back this whole time, Witch. I didn't want to humiliate you, but it seems I might have to."
The Former Guardian closed his eye, an artificial exhale coming from his faceplate as he focused his ki. A warm, orange glow began to coat the cyborg, his power slowly rising as the intensity of his aura grew ever-higher. A bolt of lightning struck the ground just behind Bing, melting the snow around him, and turning the earth beneath it a charred black color.
"It's time for you to face the wrath of a god!"
His eye shot open as he let out a furious shout. He extended his organic hand, and a large poof of smoke came from his palm! Before the smoke could dissipate, a large, cartoon-like gloved hand attached to a chain raced out of the fog, headed straight for the Witch! It attempted to grab at the fan with surprising might, before pulling it back towards the Cyborg.
Used [UT] Magic Materialization to make a very long cartoon hand to snatch the fan!
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Post by Vi-Poi on Nov 14, 2016 7:26:35 GMT
The witch clapped and danced as Vi-Poi’s attacked was defeated, giving the two of them some singularly lewd and unladylike gestures. The celebration didn’t last long, though. She paused mid crotch-thrust and squinted suspiciously as Bing began to glow. “What’s that? What are you doing? Stop that!” Her bulging scale-clad muscle bristled angrily.
There was a tremor of doubt in her voice. “Holding back? Holding back what? Learned some tricks from those dusty old Guardians of Earth, have you? Don’t think to use any Evil Containment Wave on me! I spent a whole century in a beer bottle, and-” Her words cut off as Bing performed his trick, the white cartoon glove extending down and snatching the fan straight from her grasp.
“My FANNNNN!” The witch wailed, pounding her fists into the dirt, stomping back and forth, causing the earth to shake and leaves from the trees to rattle. Her mouth turned into a gaping, mewling frown around tusk-like teeth. “I had to flirt with a dirty old man over two thousand years ago to get that fan, it's one of a kind, give it BAAACKKK!”
The witch began to sob pitifully, all the fight and bluster gone out of her. She fell to her knees, lifting her taloned hands in pleading. “It’s my favorite!” She slobbered around her tusks, tears streaming down her face. “No one ever comes to visit me anymore! All I have in life are my things. First you ruin my flowers. Then you take my fan, my favorite thing in all the Universe!”
Vi-Poi folded his arms. “You kill people. And then eat them.”
“Only when I’m huuungryyy.” The witch’s hulking troll-like body was wracked by sobbing.
Vi-Poi looked over to Bing and shrugged, confused by the sudden turn of events. “What should we do with her?”
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Bing Gan
Administrator
PL: 374,871
Enlightenment (x16P), S. Ascension (x23)
Zeni: 13,528
Tag: @bingg
OOC Name: Bing/Biggums/TruetoCaesar
Posts: 3,722
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Post by Bing Gan on Nov 15, 2016 1:33:29 GMT
A look of glee came to Bing as his trick succeeded. The hand zipped back to him, presenting him the ancient fan from a time long since past. He gripped it by the handle, his eyes traveling along the fan and its strange structure. In all honesty it looked more like a guitar than a fan. His attention was ripped from the fan as the witch began to cry her eyes out, seemingly broken by the loss of her fan.
The Former Guardian stared in confusion, his eyes darting from the fan to the Witches distraught face. This thing must have been really important to her. Too bad she was a monster, otherwise he might feel bad about taking it. He turned to Vipoi, placing a finger where his chin would be as he fell into thought. What should they do with her? He doubted a prison would hold her very long, and leaving her here probably wouldn't be much better.
"We could always use the fan on her. Maybe a round-trip from here to Jupiter would do her good."
He waved the fan above his head menacingly, but lowered it only moments later, snickering. That might be a little too harsh for Bing's tastes.
"You got any magical prisons or somethin? We could just chuck her in there maybe. I'm sure you could whip up tofu people for her to eat."[/color\
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Vi-Poi
Administrator
Premier of Earth
PL: 434,410
Soul(x40P), Overdrive(x43)
Zeni: 1,247
Tag: @vipoi
Posts: 2,833
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Post by Vi-Poi on Dec 3, 2016 4:08:17 GMT
When Bing looked away, the fan suddenly became a giant butterfly, wrestling away from his grasp to swoop back to the witch. “HAHA yesss, come to MOMMA!” The witch cackled in glee, clenching and unclenching her hands. As soon as the fan came to her, a flash and flutter of light washed across the area. The great ogre of a witch and her fan were suddenly gone, replaced by a quickly dissipating puff of pink smoke. “I’ll see you youngsters again one day,” A voice crooned. “I promise!”
More shrill laughter echoed through the now-empty forest. “Well,” Vi-Poi began, looking over to his friend. “I guess that answers that question,” He glanced up at Big Bu, the great ship casting a shadow over the crystal-blue mountains. “Want to play some video games?”
(EXIT, PL plz  )
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Queen Habana
Moderator
Queen of the Evil Space Monkey People Special Item: GPW Universal Championship Belt
PL: 415,489
Dark Power(x4); M.SSj(x14); U.SSj(x18/12), SSJ2 (x27)
Zeni: 0
Tag: @habana
Posts: 1,374
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Post by Queen Habana on Dec 3, 2016 5:06:01 GMT
Bing: PL - WC: 2,353| Gains: 3,484 New Total: 354200
Vi-Poi: PL - WC: 2,788 | Gains: 4,347 | New Total: 376530
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