Post by Majin Tarragon on May 30, 2016 14:12:58 GMT
As Tarragon flew threw the seemingly never-ending void that is space, he continued on his journey to a distant planet called Earth. Though he was randomly heading to a planet, he could sense many high powerlevels on Earth. Which beckons him to come and feast on them. He knows full well he's too weak to get near these character's and absorb them. So once he'd reach earth he would start flying downwards into the atmosphere and land in a giant field. All the weird pink birds flocking away, scared for their life at the sudden noise of him crashing into the earth.
"So....This is earth?...Hmph...Pathetic...Hmmm..Oh looky here...We got ourselves a little gathering...hehehe.."
After crash landing into the earth, he didn't seem to damaged. Maybe a few dents in him and slot of scratches, but otherwise he seemed fine. Apparently after crashing he caught the attention of a group of farmer's who tended to this land and it's animals. All the farmer's left their truck (Which they all used together to get to the crash site) and had shotguns and rifles in their hands.
"Oh shit my marijuana patch!- Oh i mean, my carrot patch..Yeah..'Gotta think of something fast' Umm, HEY YOU! 'Genius farmer! Genius!'
"Yeah, what? What do you want?"
"We don't appreciate you crashing into our-..Our....Holy shit it's a pink blob monster!"
Sadly once the farmer who was talking got a good long look at who'm that had crashed into his field he started to panic and thrown an insult on accident. Calling him a 'Pink blob monster'.
"Ha..Pink blob monster? That's the best you got?..Heh...Pitiful..Look little peasants..Leave my sight now and i might just spare you..I'm in no mood to eat you lower like creatures.."
"Peasants! Why you! I don't care what type of monster you are! Nobody calls us peasants! Boi's OPEN FIRE!"
After the farmer said the word, all the other farmers started unloading bullets from their shotguns and rifles into Tarragon. Though the bullets simply went into him but didn't really penetrate. You could see where the bullets had been engulfed by his skin. Tarragon grinned when they stopped shooting, and he breathed in then caused all the bullets to shoot off him and have them shoot at the farmers.
"Wha-What the hell!!!"
The bullets they shot had now started heading back towards them. All of them hit and killed the other farmer's beside's the one who talked in the first place. Tarragon slowly approached this farmer with a devious smile on his face.
"G-Get away!! You-You freak!! PROTECT ME GUN!!!!"
The farmer shot as many bullets he could at Tarragon hoping to kill whatever Tarragon Was. The majin on the other hand, started dodging the bullets fast enough he could do it even at point blank. After the farmer ran out of ammo, he looked up at Tarragon with a horrifyingly scared face.
"I am going to enjoy eating you...Hehehe.."
Tarragon licked his lips before approaching even closer. Before the poor farmer could say anything tarragon shot a a part of him at the man. Once the pink like substance from tarragon landed on the farmer, it started to engulf his body. Once done the pink blob encasing the human, shot back into tarragon. He didn't really get any more power from this in the slightest. But it felt GOOD to absorb someone.
"Mmm...Yum...Now...Time to go see what other little peasants reside in.."
Soon after his little feast on the farmer Tarragon flew further out in the wastes. As he passes by more farmer's he killed them and moved on. He did pas a couple towns. But rather then go down and kill them, he thought to himself. Maybe it would be a better idea and don't do that. Even if these peasant's couldn't beat him, certainly someone of higher strength, like the kind he sensed before arriving. Would catch word of the murder and come to kill him. And he doesn't need that happening, no not now..He continued flying and flying, until he reached a few small mountains in the wastes. He landed by there and what he found confused him.
When he landed he found what seems like dinosaurs. He doesn't know anything of these creatures. But he did seem curious about him. A grin came across his face and he flew up into the air. He lifted a arm, aiming it towards one of the dinosaurs. The big creature looked at him and roared. The dinosaur charged at him prepared to kill him. Before the dinosaur reached tarragon, he created a blast big enough to engulf the dinosaur whole. After he unleashed it, he awaited for the smoke to clear after he blasted it. Once done so all that was left, was a giant, cooked, pile of meat.
"Mmm..Look's tasty...NOM!"
After killing the dinosaur he immediately went down to it and started eating it whole. Chomp after chomp after chomp, until he ate the whole thing! His stomach was practically bigger then himself when he got done! Well after having his big meal he reformed his body and brought his stomach to normal size, then belched. Though it was a good eating, There's more to be done then just eat and eat. He has to learn about earth, know what of it, learn it's fighter's, potentially kill some and eat them. He got up and started flying again. He now starts heading towards a few cities near-bye, to see what he may find.
When he would reach these cities, he would not kill anyone. He again as he thought from before, didn't want to cause so much chaos he would get himself killed in the end. He walked threw the crowds of people. Nobody really seemed to be bothered by his appearance. Maybe these peasants were used to other creature's beside's themselves?
If that's the case then he just simply walks and walks threw the cities, looking at everything from it's building's to it's people, and finally to what lays inside the buildings. After some time walking he finds what is called a Library. He enter it and looked around. There was books everywhere on shelves. As he walked in there was a girl behind a desk looking at him. She told him.
"Now look, you look like a fella who hasn't been around cities like this before. So i'm gonna tell you once. Only read, but read silently..If i even catch you make a peep! Well see what happens.."
On one hand tarragon didn't like being bossed around. And although it would be a nice feeling to just absorb her. He doesn't want any trouble coming his way, that he can't handle. He growled silently but nodded at the women. He walked further into the library and found a section about human history. He grabbed about 5 or 6 books talking about the earth's history and the history of humans. He sat down and started reading..This may be a LONG while..
Threw the hours he spent patiently reading the books he read and read. Page after page, book after book. He's already read about earth, it's solar system, it's galaxy about how it was formed, etc. He read just about everything in the whole dam library! He was actually just finishing up on one of the last books. Something about most of the races earth has found thus far...Just basic things. Namekians, arcosians, humans, saiyans, Hybrids, Androids, unidentified species (For custom races), and majins. Oh so that might explain. This planet know's of majins?....It could answer to why most people recognized what he was and didn't pay no attention..Unlike those poor farmer's..probably less educated then most people...
"Hmm...I'll be taking my leave now...I've read enough.."
"Well by god, of course you've read enough! You've kept me open all night just so you could read every book in this library!"
Night? It's already near pitch black outside already? Tarragon took his leave and walked out of the library. So it seemed he wasted a full day making himself learn just about everything the general public know's. Welp, after reading all those books he decided to leave the city. He hopped up into the air and started flying away.
As he flew he felt a sort of strong ki. Something..Large...Tarragon started to fly towards this unknown energy to investigate it's origins.
Hours flew by in the night as he kept on flying threw the vast wastes. But soon he arrived to where this large energy was sensed. It wasn't to much below his own power.
(Estimating this, i could get a pl of 5k or more. If more as in 8-9k then the unknown power is slightly less then that. If 5k, it's less then 5k. Just guessing)
It appears there's a cave of which where this unknown energy is coming from. Tarragon flew down to the ground and immediately he got to work and walked into the cave searching down for this power. As he walks further in the cave, light seems to fade away. So he creates a ball of energy to help light up the place. His eye's wondered around the cave's wall as he walked. Soon during his search, a low growling noise had caught his attention.
He lingered closer to this sound feeling no emotions to it. As he got closer, so did the growling. His eye's narrowed down as he came to a small corner. It appears whatever it is he sensed is just around this corner. He breathed in and out. Nah he wasn't scared or nothing, just a bit nervous. His first encounter with a fairly decent energy can be sort of nerve racking. No matter WHO YOU ARE. He then quickly turns around the corner and pointed his energy ball from his hand at the being infront of him.
Apparently what he found wasn't as he expected..Some sort of monster?...Strong beast? Something out of the blue? But no it was..Well...The one thing he least expected...A human..It didn't seem like he was in pain so why all the growling?...Tarragon didn't realize the answer for the question until he remembered that a stomach can growl.
So if there's a chance maybe the human was just hungry? Even so he could care less for the pitty humans hunger. he spoke in a very unlikeness that he usually speaks in. Tarragon would mostly speak clearly and use his words carefully depending on the situation. But right now, he plays partly dumb. Just to see how long the human would think he is some sort of, dumb pink monster who wants a fight.
"...Hmmm...Hey...Human Peasant...Wanna fight?..Tarragon is bored, and me want's good fight..."
The human looked over at the majin confused at first, until he realized what he was staring at. He got up quickly from the ground, his stomach obviously still growling. He clenched his fists and backed up slowly.
"Look, if it's a fight you want i'm sorry. I can't give you that majin....I'm to weak and hungry to barely throw a punch..And beside's if that wasn't the case, i probably ain't as strong as you anyways.."
"ME WANT A FIGHT, NOW!!!"
The human fighter looked up at Majin Tarragon. He felt as if, if he doesn't fight him or find a fight for him. He might simply just destroy him and move on to the next poor fighter! He has to act. It seems the majin is getting rowdy and want's a fight now. Dammit just his bad luck. He gulped and winced at the majin for a second before responding.
"Alright fine...I'll fight you...If that's all you want, a simple fight i'll give it to you.."
Tarragon's face showed an expression. He smiled widely and looked at this human. He finally gave in, and will give him the fight he wanted. Though tarragon can make himself come off as a nice guy, anytime he'd prefer which is probably NEVER. He can have quite the calm, collected personality and play all his moves in a smart way. But for now as mentioned before, he's playing as a dumb psycho maniac, dumb monster who wants to fight and kill. Which this isn't at all hard to do...
This is exactly what he feels like every waking moment he's in towards everyone he see's..Kill..Murder..Destroy..Absorb..Torture...But as mentioned, he can keep a calm collected personality which helps prevent his needs for all those things under control until he's able to handle himself well enough, he could kill and murder without a single dam to give. Tarragon starts the fight off and charged at the human, disappearing before reaching him and appearing behind him. He rose his arm and shot the energy ball he had made a while back, at the human.
Great now he done it...He could see the expression on tarragon's face, that he enjoyed hearing him answer like he did...He got himself into a fighting ready stance and prepared for the worse. He has no idea what this majin is capable of, how strong he is, how able he is in agility, or his own knowledge of combat! He'll have to learn how to fight this majin mid-fight if he plans to win! Welp to start off, the majin already started charging at him.
He disappeared in-front of him and appeared behind him shooting off a ki blast. The human reacted quickly and turned around to catch it. He threw his hands up letting the ki blast make a hole in the cave. Now it's pitch black and tarragon has the advantage as the fighter doesn't know how to sense ki. So he quickly re-routed himself threw the tunnels and got outside. He was able to do this, since he remember's those tunnels very well. After leaving the cave he flew up into the sky and waited for tarragon to follow him.
Tarragon pursued him out of the cave and into the moonlit world. Tarragon flew up to him and started shooting a barrage of ki blasts at him as he approached him. He disappears again in the middle of his barrage which was made to distract him, allowing tarragon to appear behind him and then blasts him with a ki blast sending him forwards into the rest of his barrage he had sent earlier. After that, if it worked, tarragon would fly downwards and grab the fighter. He would fly even faster until he almost hit's ground and then let's go. He flew up away from the ground floor as the human crashed into it. tarragon then started shooting more ki blasts upon him.
Dammit, already he's starting a barrage?! Quickly the fighter started deflecting and dodging the volley of ki blasts before him. An idiotic mistake was made, when he finally noticed tarragon was gone. He quickly looked behind him, being one of the first places he would expect to see him. Apparently he was right, and he wished he wasn't. He couldn't even have the time to react, and in that very instant he got sent back flying into the other ki blasts, getting hit again and again, repeatedly being blasted by the ongoing barrage until he finally got threw it.
After he thought he might have some time to catch himself mid-air he was wrong. tarragon simply just grabbed him and started shooting even faster towards the ground. Before hitting ground lvl, he was let go and BOOM! He got slammed into the ground floor as tarragon would laugh his jolly pick ass off in the sky looking at him while he's in a small crater. If that wasn't enough, when he tried getting up out of the crater he was sent right back down as he was met with another volley of ki blasts all being focused on him. If he doesn't do something now, he'll be a dead man!
Narrator: And so this is how the human know's he had fucked up. Will the human get to live long enough to regret it? Will we find out if tarragon destroyed that marijuana patch? Will the human ever regret to himself for having himself be swallowed whole by a-.....What? Hang on, someone get the script! Who wrote this?! I mean majin's don't even EAT PEOPLE, unless their candy, and the only other way to EAT SOMEONE is to ABSORB THEM!! SO WHO THE HELL SAID HE'D BE SWALLOWED WHOLE?!?!..
(I question myself more importantly. Weither or not the ahem *Carrot patch* got destroyed, But yes please who wrote this script?! <--- Guilty Alert <---)
(THE END)
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"So....This is earth?...Hmph...Pathetic...Hmmm..Oh looky here...We got ourselves a little gathering...hehehe.."
After crash landing into the earth, he didn't seem to damaged. Maybe a few dents in him and slot of scratches, but otherwise he seemed fine. Apparently after crashing he caught the attention of a group of farmer's who tended to this land and it's animals. All the farmer's left their truck (Which they all used together to get to the crash site) and had shotguns and rifles in their hands.
"Oh shit my marijuana patch!- Oh i mean, my carrot patch..Yeah..'Gotta think of something fast' Umm, HEY YOU! 'Genius farmer! Genius!'
"Yeah, what? What do you want?"
"We don't appreciate you crashing into our-..Our....Holy shit it's a pink blob monster!"
Sadly once the farmer who was talking got a good long look at who'm that had crashed into his field he started to panic and thrown an insult on accident. Calling him a 'Pink blob monster'.
"Ha..Pink blob monster? That's the best you got?..Heh...Pitiful..Look little peasants..Leave my sight now and i might just spare you..I'm in no mood to eat you lower like creatures.."
"Peasants! Why you! I don't care what type of monster you are! Nobody calls us peasants! Boi's OPEN FIRE!"
After the farmer said the word, all the other farmers started unloading bullets from their shotguns and rifles into Tarragon. Though the bullets simply went into him but didn't really penetrate. You could see where the bullets had been engulfed by his skin. Tarragon grinned when they stopped shooting, and he breathed in then caused all the bullets to shoot off him and have them shoot at the farmers.
"Wha-What the hell!!!"
The bullets they shot had now started heading back towards them. All of them hit and killed the other farmer's beside's the one who talked in the first place. Tarragon slowly approached this farmer with a devious smile on his face.
"G-Get away!! You-You freak!! PROTECT ME GUN!!!!"
The farmer shot as many bullets he could at Tarragon hoping to kill whatever Tarragon Was. The majin on the other hand, started dodging the bullets fast enough he could do it even at point blank. After the farmer ran out of ammo, he looked up at Tarragon with a horrifyingly scared face.
"I am going to enjoy eating you...Hehehe.."
Tarragon licked his lips before approaching even closer. Before the poor farmer could say anything tarragon shot a a part of him at the man. Once the pink like substance from tarragon landed on the farmer, it started to engulf his body. Once done the pink blob encasing the human, shot back into tarragon. He didn't really get any more power from this in the slightest. But it felt GOOD to absorb someone.
"Mmm...Yum...Now...Time to go see what other little peasants reside in.."
Soon after his little feast on the farmer Tarragon flew further out in the wastes. As he passes by more farmer's he killed them and moved on. He did pas a couple towns. But rather then go down and kill them, he thought to himself. Maybe it would be a better idea and don't do that. Even if these peasant's couldn't beat him, certainly someone of higher strength, like the kind he sensed before arriving. Would catch word of the murder and come to kill him. And he doesn't need that happening, no not now..He continued flying and flying, until he reached a few small mountains in the wastes. He landed by there and what he found confused him.
When he landed he found what seems like dinosaurs. He doesn't know anything of these creatures. But he did seem curious about him. A grin came across his face and he flew up into the air. He lifted a arm, aiming it towards one of the dinosaurs. The big creature looked at him and roared. The dinosaur charged at him prepared to kill him. Before the dinosaur reached tarragon, he created a blast big enough to engulf the dinosaur whole. After he unleashed it, he awaited for the smoke to clear after he blasted it. Once done so all that was left, was a giant, cooked, pile of meat.
"Mmm..Look's tasty...NOM!"
After killing the dinosaur he immediately went down to it and started eating it whole. Chomp after chomp after chomp, until he ate the whole thing! His stomach was practically bigger then himself when he got done! Well after having his big meal he reformed his body and brought his stomach to normal size, then belched. Though it was a good eating, There's more to be done then just eat and eat. He has to learn about earth, know what of it, learn it's fighter's, potentially kill some and eat them. He got up and started flying again. He now starts heading towards a few cities near-bye, to see what he may find.
When he would reach these cities, he would not kill anyone. He again as he thought from before, didn't want to cause so much chaos he would get himself killed in the end. He walked threw the crowds of people. Nobody really seemed to be bothered by his appearance. Maybe these peasants were used to other creature's beside's themselves?
If that's the case then he just simply walks and walks threw the cities, looking at everything from it's building's to it's people, and finally to what lays inside the buildings. After some time walking he finds what is called a Library. He enter it and looked around. There was books everywhere on shelves. As he walked in there was a girl behind a desk looking at him. She told him.
"Now look, you look like a fella who hasn't been around cities like this before. So i'm gonna tell you once. Only read, but read silently..If i even catch you make a peep! Well see what happens.."
On one hand tarragon didn't like being bossed around. And although it would be a nice feeling to just absorb her. He doesn't want any trouble coming his way, that he can't handle. He growled silently but nodded at the women. He walked further into the library and found a section about human history. He grabbed about 5 or 6 books talking about the earth's history and the history of humans. He sat down and started reading..This may be a LONG while..
Threw the hours he spent patiently reading the books he read and read. Page after page, book after book. He's already read about earth, it's solar system, it's galaxy about how it was formed, etc. He read just about everything in the whole dam library! He was actually just finishing up on one of the last books. Something about most of the races earth has found thus far...Just basic things. Namekians, arcosians, humans, saiyans, Hybrids, Androids, unidentified species (For custom races), and majins. Oh so that might explain. This planet know's of majins?....It could answer to why most people recognized what he was and didn't pay no attention..Unlike those poor farmer's..probably less educated then most people...
"Hmm...I'll be taking my leave now...I've read enough.."
"Well by god, of course you've read enough! You've kept me open all night just so you could read every book in this library!"
Night? It's already near pitch black outside already? Tarragon took his leave and walked out of the library. So it seemed he wasted a full day making himself learn just about everything the general public know's. Welp, after reading all those books he decided to leave the city. He hopped up into the air and started flying away.
As he flew he felt a sort of strong ki. Something..Large...Tarragon started to fly towards this unknown energy to investigate it's origins.
Hours flew by in the night as he kept on flying threw the vast wastes. But soon he arrived to where this large energy was sensed. It wasn't to much below his own power.
(Estimating this, i could get a pl of 5k or more. If more as in 8-9k then the unknown power is slightly less then that. If 5k, it's less then 5k. Just guessing)
It appears there's a cave of which where this unknown energy is coming from. Tarragon flew down to the ground and immediately he got to work and walked into the cave searching down for this power. As he walks further in the cave, light seems to fade away. So he creates a ball of energy to help light up the place. His eye's wondered around the cave's wall as he walked. Soon during his search, a low growling noise had caught his attention.
He lingered closer to this sound feeling no emotions to it. As he got closer, so did the growling. His eye's narrowed down as he came to a small corner. It appears whatever it is he sensed is just around this corner. He breathed in and out. Nah he wasn't scared or nothing, just a bit nervous. His first encounter with a fairly decent energy can be sort of nerve racking. No matter WHO YOU ARE. He then quickly turns around the corner and pointed his energy ball from his hand at the being infront of him.
Apparently what he found wasn't as he expected..Some sort of monster?...Strong beast? Something out of the blue? But no it was..Well...The one thing he least expected...A human..It didn't seem like he was in pain so why all the growling?...Tarragon didn't realize the answer for the question until he remembered that a stomach can growl.
So if there's a chance maybe the human was just hungry? Even so he could care less for the pitty humans hunger. he spoke in a very unlikeness that he usually speaks in. Tarragon would mostly speak clearly and use his words carefully depending on the situation. But right now, he plays partly dumb. Just to see how long the human would think he is some sort of, dumb pink monster who wants a fight.
"...Hmmm...Hey...Human Peasant...Wanna fight?..Tarragon is bored, and me want's good fight..."
The human looked over at the majin confused at first, until he realized what he was staring at. He got up quickly from the ground, his stomach obviously still growling. He clenched his fists and backed up slowly.
"Look, if it's a fight you want i'm sorry. I can't give you that majin....I'm to weak and hungry to barely throw a punch..And beside's if that wasn't the case, i probably ain't as strong as you anyways.."
"ME WANT A FIGHT, NOW!!!"
The human fighter looked up at Majin Tarragon. He felt as if, if he doesn't fight him or find a fight for him. He might simply just destroy him and move on to the next poor fighter! He has to act. It seems the majin is getting rowdy and want's a fight now. Dammit just his bad luck. He gulped and winced at the majin for a second before responding.
"Alright fine...I'll fight you...If that's all you want, a simple fight i'll give it to you.."
Tarragon's face showed an expression. He smiled widely and looked at this human. He finally gave in, and will give him the fight he wanted. Though tarragon can make himself come off as a nice guy, anytime he'd prefer which is probably NEVER. He can have quite the calm, collected personality and play all his moves in a smart way. But for now as mentioned before, he's playing as a dumb psycho maniac, dumb monster who wants to fight and kill. Which this isn't at all hard to do...
This is exactly what he feels like every waking moment he's in towards everyone he see's..Kill..Murder..Destroy..Absorb..Torture...But as mentioned, he can keep a calm collected personality which helps prevent his needs for all those things under control until he's able to handle himself well enough, he could kill and murder without a single dam to give. Tarragon starts the fight off and charged at the human, disappearing before reaching him and appearing behind him. He rose his arm and shot the energy ball he had made a while back, at the human.
Great now he done it...He could see the expression on tarragon's face, that he enjoyed hearing him answer like he did...He got himself into a fighting ready stance and prepared for the worse. He has no idea what this majin is capable of, how strong he is, how able he is in agility, or his own knowledge of combat! He'll have to learn how to fight this majin mid-fight if he plans to win! Welp to start off, the majin already started charging at him.
He disappeared in-front of him and appeared behind him shooting off a ki blast. The human reacted quickly and turned around to catch it. He threw his hands up letting the ki blast make a hole in the cave. Now it's pitch black and tarragon has the advantage as the fighter doesn't know how to sense ki. So he quickly re-routed himself threw the tunnels and got outside. He was able to do this, since he remember's those tunnels very well. After leaving the cave he flew up into the sky and waited for tarragon to follow him.
Tarragon pursued him out of the cave and into the moonlit world. Tarragon flew up to him and started shooting a barrage of ki blasts at him as he approached him. He disappears again in the middle of his barrage which was made to distract him, allowing tarragon to appear behind him and then blasts him with a ki blast sending him forwards into the rest of his barrage he had sent earlier. After that, if it worked, tarragon would fly downwards and grab the fighter. He would fly even faster until he almost hit's ground and then let's go. He flew up away from the ground floor as the human crashed into it. tarragon then started shooting more ki blasts upon him.
Dammit, already he's starting a barrage?! Quickly the fighter started deflecting and dodging the volley of ki blasts before him. An idiotic mistake was made, when he finally noticed tarragon was gone. He quickly looked behind him, being one of the first places he would expect to see him. Apparently he was right, and he wished he wasn't. He couldn't even have the time to react, and in that very instant he got sent back flying into the other ki blasts, getting hit again and again, repeatedly being blasted by the ongoing barrage until he finally got threw it.
After he thought he might have some time to catch himself mid-air he was wrong. tarragon simply just grabbed him and started shooting even faster towards the ground. Before hitting ground lvl, he was let go and BOOM! He got slammed into the ground floor as tarragon would laugh his jolly pick ass off in the sky looking at him while he's in a small crater. If that wasn't enough, when he tried getting up out of the crater he was sent right back down as he was met with another volley of ki blasts all being focused on him. If he doesn't do something now, he'll be a dead man!
Narrator: And so this is how the human know's he had fucked up. Will the human get to live long enough to regret it? Will we find out if tarragon destroyed that marijuana patch? Will the human ever regret to himself for having himself be swallowed whole by a-.....What? Hang on, someone get the script! Who wrote this?! I mean majin's don't even EAT PEOPLE, unless their candy, and the only other way to EAT SOMEONE is to ABSORB THEM!! SO WHO THE HELL SAID HE'D BE SWALLOWED WHOLE?!?!..
(I question myself more importantly. Weither or not the ahem *Carrot patch* got destroyed, But yes please who wrote this script?! <--- Guilty Alert <---)
(THE END)
The following is a non-profit fan-based thread/joke not-so-much-of-a-parody. All jokes and content by TeamFourStar is owned by TeamFourStar and created by TeamFourStar. Please support the official release. (HA! Release)