Introducing, Blutz-Bans 2.0! [Burūbanā Broadcast]
Jan 25, 2016 22:18:13 GMT
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Post by Vi-Poi on Jan 25, 2016 22:18:13 GMT
(Zucceta , thank you for the idea XD (and the don't be a monkey) )
Vi-Poi lounged in his captain’s chair on Big Blu, idly tapping a few buttons as the swollen blue sphere of Earth eclipsed the viewscreen. A broadcast crackled out, transmitting to video streams and televisions around the planet.
Vi-Poi flipped the highband switch in Big Blu’s software, and a broadcast went out to all stations, relayed to television sets across the world:
The scene begins with a bright and silvery full moon, before quickly swerving around to capture the image of a night-time cityscape. Zooming down, the camera transitions to a throbbing, booming nightclub dazzles busy and iconic Milk Street in downtown Satan City. The lively, energetic bass increases as a muscular Saiyan in war-worn SSE armor swaggers into the scene, a self-assured look on his face. He is wearing the latest model of Blutz Bans Series 2.0, with the Mondo Full-Spectrum Lens Finish. Earthlings in line gasp and cheer at him as he approaches the bouncer.
A grizzly and baritone narrator begins, “With the Mondo Full-Spectrum Lens Finish of Blutz Bans Series Two Point O, there will be nothing standing in your way.”
The hulking Saiyan Warrior glances down at the burly bouncer expectantly, who eeps and leaps away from the door.
“Saiyans are just so cool!” Someone in the crowd yells, while a splash of lacy lingerie is thrown on the Saiyan.
The Saiyan smirks, lowering his brilliant varicolored Blutz-bans onto his nose to wink at a well-dressed young lady in the crowd, who promptly faints from the attention. The Saiyan laughs and strides confidently into the club, the scene cutting to the bar where he snatches a full and foaming pint from a bearded hipster and slaps off his fedora.
“Stop making a monkey of yourself. Conquer the night.” The narrator intones in his gravely voice, “With Blutz Bans.”
The commercial closes with the Blutz Bans Saiyan expertly breakdancing while being cheered on wildly by hundreds of exuberant club goers. The image of the Saiyan froze mid-cartwheel, followed by a quick scroll of legal text.
All of those classified as ‘Genetically 1/4th and Up Tailed Saiyan’ (G1/4UTS) by the Blue Banner Public Safety Act are legally obligated to wear Blutz Bans when in outdoor transit during the Full Moon Period as defined by Blue Banner Science Corps guidelines. According to the Saiyan Rights Amendment, all individuals effected by this law are permitted to stay in enclosures without windows as part of their ‘opt out’ right. Any G1/4UTS in violation of the law will be subject to immediate enforcement. 'Blutz Bans' are a product of the Blue Banner Army. All rights reserved.
Vi-Poi lounged in his captain’s chair on Big Blu, idly tapping a few buttons as the swollen blue sphere of Earth eclipsed the viewscreen. A broadcast crackled out, transmitting to video streams and televisions around the planet.
Vi-Poi flipped the highband switch in Big Blu’s software, and a broadcast went out to all stations, relayed to television sets across the world:
The scene begins with a bright and silvery full moon, before quickly swerving around to capture the image of a night-time cityscape. Zooming down, the camera transitions to a throbbing, booming nightclub dazzles busy and iconic Milk Street in downtown Satan City. The lively, energetic bass increases as a muscular Saiyan in war-worn SSE armor swaggers into the scene, a self-assured look on his face. He is wearing the latest model of Blutz Bans Series 2.0, with the Mondo Full-Spectrum Lens Finish. Earthlings in line gasp and cheer at him as he approaches the bouncer.
A grizzly and baritone narrator begins, “With the Mondo Full-Spectrum Lens Finish of Blutz Bans Series Two Point O, there will be nothing standing in your way.”
The hulking Saiyan Warrior glances down at the burly bouncer expectantly, who eeps and leaps away from the door.
“Saiyans are just so cool!” Someone in the crowd yells, while a splash of lacy lingerie is thrown on the Saiyan.
The Saiyan smirks, lowering his brilliant varicolored Blutz-bans onto his nose to wink at a well-dressed young lady in the crowd, who promptly faints from the attention. The Saiyan laughs and strides confidently into the club, the scene cutting to the bar where he snatches a full and foaming pint from a bearded hipster and slaps off his fedora.
“Stop making a monkey of yourself. Conquer the night.” The narrator intones in his gravely voice, “With Blutz Bans.”
The commercial closes with the Blutz Bans Saiyan expertly breakdancing while being cheered on wildly by hundreds of exuberant club goers. The image of the Saiyan froze mid-cartwheel, followed by a quick scroll of legal text.
All of those classified as ‘Genetically 1/4th and Up Tailed Saiyan’ (G1/4UTS) by the Blue Banner Public Safety Act are legally obligated to wear Blutz Bans when in outdoor transit during the Full Moon Period as defined by Blue Banner Science Corps guidelines. According to the Saiyan Rights Amendment, all individuals effected by this law are permitted to stay in enclosures without windows as part of their ‘opt out’ right. Any G1/4UTS in violation of the law will be subject to immediate enforcement. 'Blutz Bans' are a product of the Blue Banner Army. All rights reserved.