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Post by Zexama on Apr 3, 2015 22:56:49 GMT
Zexama was bored, so bored, what to do what to do, maybe she could ride on of the ostrich chickens? She wouldn't be able to do that because the farmer wouldn't allow her, SHE COULD BEAT HIM UP! Oh wait, she's a good guy now, damn! Hmm, she thought for a while before walking and finding a large crater with a sign next to it, it read: 'Where the great saiyan warrior 'Radditz' was defeated by the great almighty Mr.SATAN!'.
Zexama laughed at the comment and kicked the fence that was surrounding it away, she jumped into the crater and started making ostrich chicken noises. "BWAAAHKKKKHIAHAGAKA" And other things that can't be written, she grabbed a chunk of earth turned it into a marshmallow and stuff it into her mouth, the brilliant taste race down her throat and into her own personal void, it was quite amazing how much stuff she could store down in there, but some will be revealed soon.
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Post by Donatsu on Apr 3, 2015 23:24:54 GMT
Donatsu had been flying around the area wanting some food but not wanting to pay for it. He was poaching ostrich chickens, and had heard a rather wily one in the distance. He blazed towards it to see a small pink child? All these aliens were always an odd bunch so he slowly descended into the crater and addressed her. "Hello there are you lost kid? My name is Donatsu, I can help you if you need me to." Donatsu only wanted the reward for returning a rich aliens daughter. Little did he know who he was speaking to. His scouter flashed violently and warned him of her power level. The hand he was reaching towards her sat frozen mid air his face shocked.
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Post by Zexama on Apr 3, 2015 23:42:57 GMT
Zexy Zexy Zexama, I am a Zexama, and there is a human flying near me, how convenient, the human landed next to the pink child Zexama laughed at the human's stupid comment, Zexama wasn't a kid. "You're a silly bugger aren't you? You think I'm a kid? Well, just to inform you, I'm over 1000 years old, and DoDo I doubt you could help me." He seemed to reach out his hand to comfort her or something, but then the hand suddenly froze.
"Well, you would like to eat some candy with me, too bad you are anyway." She prety much just demanded that he ate some candy, not even giving him time to react she picked him up and placed him in the middle of the crater, now to get the table and seats. She put her arm in the throat and pulled out a large table and two seats, it was a bit difficult to pull out so she made her throat, larger.
She looked at the table and seats currently on the ground and tapped them both, they got rainbows and sparkles all over them and looked much better. She dusted her hands off before picking up a lot of ground stuff and turned it into candy, she put in on the table and gave a stern look to the guest, it guested this. 'Sit the hell down or I'll break your legs. Thank you.'
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Post by Donatsu on Apr 3, 2015 23:50:04 GMT
Donatsu in his state of shock was lifted and placed in the center of the crater. Unable to say or do anything his jaw just hanging mid air as he watched what he thought was a little girl pull tables and chairs along with decoration from her gullet. Millions of questions formed in the warriors mind, and this is after meeting Rabu, and many other odd folks. She gave him a murderous look and commanded he be seated. He wasn't about to die over candy so he complied quickly, fumbling into his seat. As he sat he noticed she had turned pieces of the cratered ground into candy, spreading it along the table. "I..I..uh...maybe..." Donatsu stuttered afraid to wrong the ancient power that was in the form of a little pink majin with a sweet tooth. Donatsu decided to try a piece of candy in an attempt to calm her down. It actually tasted very good to him and he managed to smile at Zexama.
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Post by Zexama on Apr 4, 2015 0:13:38 GMT
Zexama look at the pathetic speed that DoDo was eating the candy, how stupid, she offers him candy and he eats it like this? HA, she used her antenna and picked a large amount of jelly beans, chocolate bars, and so many other things that were on the table, so then she got the candy and stuffed it into her mouth and chewed dramatically, see looked at DoDo and gestured for him to have some more candy, she waved her hand over the food and smiled.
"Now that we have introduced ourselves, my name is Zexama, and I don't make sense, I have no brain, no lungs and no blood, you will address me as the Princess of candies and you will eat this candy, now, tell me about yourself, and I will nod at everything you say." Zexama looked at him with stern eyes, waiting for him to announce his meaning here and how he even got here.
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Post by Donatsu on Apr 4, 2015 8:28:57 GMT
Donatsu finally found his normal self, and began to speak to her. "My name is Donatsu but the world knows me as the Crimson Lion." He smiled and copied Zexxama's actions by eating his own shovel full of candy. " I was here while searching for food your highness." He said to her. " May I ask what your doing here in the middle of no where."
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Post by Zexama on Apr 4, 2015 9:54:22 GMT
Zexama looked at him with annoyed eyes, did this human seriously just repeat his name, or maybe he was just trying to correct her, which would be even more rude, him, trying to prove ZEXAMA? wrong, the almighty queen of the world, oh and candy, don't forget the candy of course. Anyway, moving on. "Well I'm sorry DoDo, but I'm not the world, it's quite amazing that the world speaks to you, the only thing that speaks to me is candy."
Well, it seemed he was out here for food, and now he wondered why she was here, she looked at him with normal look of Zexama in her eyes, she smiled and styled her antenna in the shape of a hat and turned it across her head. "Well, I was bored, and wanted to ride the things over there, but anyway, are you evil? Cause I need an evil guy to beat up the farmer, but I'll have to beat you up of course afterwards. You know? No hard feeling."
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Post by Donatsu on Apr 4, 2015 16:31:34 GMT
Now a bit more relaxed Donatsu was actually enjoying the free treats. He thought better of it as he was about to comment on her head piece. Instead Donatsu gobbled another handful of sweets then grinned at zexama. "I'll beat up the farmer fine. But if I get you one of his Ostrich Chickens will you let me go scot free?" Donatsu spoke with his mouth full as he asked his question. The sun was hot and blazing but the candy somehow remained in normal condition, Donatsu would never understand what was happening; but he would enjoy the ride.
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Post by Zexama on Apr 5, 2015 0:23:34 GMT
Well, the evil type eh? This was interesting, she thought that she wouldn't beat her up? Just for an Ostrich Chicken? Since she was evil, Zexama had permission to beat him up anyway and rid him from this world, but then again, this could be a perfect oppunity to get a new student, or a slave, or somewhere inbetween. "I agree to your terms on one condition, you take an oath on the Hibergi, it means that whenever I call of your aid, you must come. Otherwise, the candy god will destroy you, all you need to do is drop a spec of blood on this emblem."
Everyone knew Zexama was a liar, if you didn't before, then you did now, Zexama threw him a candy cane dagger and made some more of the earth into sherbet, then drawing a star and a bunch of other stars, and a circle around, 'I think that's what I saw in that movie.' The little pink devil thought. "Agree to my terms, or suffer."
((Heh heh, don't worry, if your character believes it, then I will hardly use it, just a bit of fun :3))
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Post by Donatsu on Apr 5, 2015 0:40:10 GMT
Donatsu took the dagger and broke a piece off in his hand melting it with his fiery Ki along with a piece of red taffy he was about to eat. The result was him spilling red candy goo onto the insignia below them. Donatsu acted as if he had hurt his hand, he did so in a over dramatic way. "Ahh the pain is unbearable I feel my soul being sworn to Hierghi!" He said falling to his knees and forgetting the fake candy god's name. Donatsu after his performance peeked open an eye from behing his stylish shades to see if the pink girl had bought it.
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Post by Reikiko on Apr 5, 2015 1:15:17 GMT
While wandering along the Spinach Wastes the tall bio-android hummed along a soft melody, while thinking back about the request Scargot had given her. Saving the world from threats wasn't that difficult when she was in essence the second strongest being on the planet, but ensuring a thousand years old pink midget, also known as Princess Candy, Princess Jellybean or... Pink She-hulk was about to stay out of troubles was an entire different matter. She had only allowed herself to get distracted for a few minutes before Zexama had gone out of sight, and using her internal senses to track down the presence of the girl the bio-android slowly ascended into the air, up until she sensed the girl's presence alongside an unfamiliar person. From her distance she was able to overhear the two of them talking, and yet only Donatsu would likely been able to notice her, unless Zexama decided to turn around for some peculiar reason. A demonic pact to bind the boy's soul to a candy god? She wasn't certain whether she should have been laughing, or told Scargot to raise his youngest daughter a bit more properly. In the end the timeless lookout would only acknowledge the worshipping of one goddess, the apple goddess of doom.
The moment the boy had decided to fake the act of the tribute to the 'candy god' Reikiko decided that for once she would play along, allowing the restrains on her energy to burst free. It seemed to work as intended, for the sheer surge of power as she descended made the skies darken for a moment, stormy clouds appearing above them, and when she finally landed each step she took caused a small tremor in the ground.
"Thou art a fool to summon a deity."
Her voice sounded dark and ominous, her eyes sharpened into a stern and serious glare, and knowing how airheaded Zexama was she must likely had thought it was all a part of her scheme, rather than Reikiko's interference. Slowly she stepped closer, each step making a stronger tremor while her ki surged around her in a crimson aura.
"Only the most brave or foolish would have committed such an act."
Finally she stopped, towering above Zexama while attempting to lower a hand toward the back of the girl's neck, attempting to pull her upwards by her nape, akin to a cat dealing with her kitten. She grinned wickedly as she was certain her speed would have been fast enough to catch Zexama before she raised her remaining hand toward the stranger, a fingertip lifted to point at him.
"Unfortunately for thou the deity that has been summoned is not 'Hierghi', it is Reikiko-sama, goddess of destruction. Now speak mortal, why has thou forsaken the sacred sacrifice of the fruit of the gods, the miraculous thing known as an apple for a blood sacrifice? Speak swiftly, lest my patience runs out and I destroy thee, alongside the world thee stands upon."
For a moment she paused, finding herself kind of enjoying this feeling before she mused softly.
"And so Princess Jellybean has been trying to gather a cult under her sister's nose? An amusing idea, but you'll need more than candy and children as followers to get the power to become a deity."
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Dun~ Dun~ Dun~ Slightly short post, but it should do what it is meant to do.
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Post by Donatsu on Apr 5, 2015 1:32:46 GMT
Donatsu had thought himself quite clever. That is until rei appeared and the skys themselves darkened, causing Donatsu to drop his candy dagger and fall to his knees. He looked on at the apple goddess and was a bit confused at her words but mostly terrified.
"Unfortunately for thou the deity that has been summoned is not 'Hierghi', it is Reikiko-sama, goddess of destruction. Now speak mortal, why has thou forsaken the sacred sacrifice of the fruit of the gods, the miraculous thing known as an apple for a blood sacrifice? Speak swiftly, lest my patience runs out and I destroy thee, alongside the world thee stands upon." Rekiko said menacingly to him, the effect doubled from the fear Donatsu already had of her. He began pleading on his knees and stating his case. "P-please forgive me I've sacrificed nothing but taffy! I would never wrong such a u-um, beautiful and powerful goddess!" He begins bowing and fanning the air in front of him as if he was praising her. "Dammit, dammit, dammit what have I gotten into!?" Donatsu thought as he continued his false praise. This continued until he heard Zexama being snatched up and the wrathful goddess saying something to her about a cult. Donatsu was having a hard time calming down, but he was slowly relaxing, after all he wasn't dead yet. The thought of how quickly that could change remained in the back of his mind as he shifted his gaze from reikiko to zexama. "M-my name is Donatsu I was just minding my own business I meant no harm!" He pleaded once more rising to his feet his cape flowing and his stylish shades hiding the fear in his eyes.
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Post by Zexama on Apr 5, 2015 2:53:11 GMT
How dare this fool, why would he not take into my devious plan! It was terrible, now she would teach him a lesson for messing with the great a powerful candy god! "How dare you! I can't believe you wou-" That's when Zexama saw Reikiko in the reflection of DoDo's crimson red scouter, oh yes, perfect timing for Zexama's perfect plan. She watched as the beautiful blue sky suddenly turned black along with the clouds, lightning striking Rei before bouncing off and going into the ground.
She looked over at DoDo and had a large smile across her face, now he will suffer the wraith of nice Reikiko, Zexama stood up from her chair and put her shoulders up high, showing off her power, no like it was much compared to Rei's of course, but it was still powerful. Zexama did a back flip jump and landed next to Reikiko, she listened to Rei's wise words and sighed, I need MORE than candy? How the hell am I suppose to get something better than candy?? She looked down at DoDo who looked a tad scared, she wondered and wondered why he would be acting this way? It's not like Rei would hurt someone so weak, especially someone like him!
Heh heh, of course it was taffy, any candy lover would be able to tell that, Zexama can tell what type of candy a Red headed girl is holding in a plastic bag about 10km away (cough Kayio cough), so of course she would be able to smell what type of taffy it was, she could even tell who made it, when it was made, and why it was made, which is pretty obvious because she was the cause of all those things. She continued to look at DoDo as he made a odd excuse not be killed, "I would never wrong such a u-um, beautiful and powerful goddess!", well that was funny.
Zexama looked at Rei and giggled a bit, with a quick nudge on the shoulder and a whisper loud enough for DoDo to hear she spoke. "Heh heh, Rei Rei, I think DoDo fancies you." To top that off she gave a long loud laugh, then walked around in circles. "Oh, and one more thing Rei Rei, he said that he was evil, so don't kill him or anything, he said that after he beats up the farmer, I can take the ostrich chicken! Isn't that great? Now I get to do something, and not be evil!"
Zexama obviously didn't understand the elements of being good, but never the less, she had only been in the good side of life for like a month or two, so you can't blame her, it's not as if you get a manual when you are born, it also doesn't help that she was summoned to destroy the world, but you know they're just small details that no one cares about. She looked at DoDo, and then back at Rei. "Can we ride the big running chicken things now?" She waited for their response before thinking ahead and wondering whether or not Rei would like to capture this guy.
She jumped into the air before slamming her hands to the ground, candy lines went racing through the ground before touching DoDo's feet and wrapping him up with a thick strong layer of candy, she gave a quick laugh before looking over to Rei. "Do what you want with him Rei, and try to not absorb him, you have to share." Zexama may of just revealed to Reikiko that she to can absorb, but the great goddess Reikiko may think otherwise of Zexama, and think her as an idiot, as usual.
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Post by Reikiko on Apr 6, 2015 19:02:32 GMT
Reikiko couldn't help but blink slightly in disbelief at the reactions of both of them. While their responses to her intrusion were amusing, she had to admit she was equally pleased and confused at their reaction. After considering the situation for a bit for a moment, feeling a sudden nudge against her shoulder, part of her wondering how a midget like Zexama could even reach the shoulder of a woman who was at least six feet tall. Perhaps she had jumped into the air in an attempt to nudge her shoulder? It sounded like a possibility. However, after Zexama revealed her intentions, that involved abusing the poor farmer's ostrich chickens the bio-android sighed loudly in annoyance. With a hand quite literally attempting to tear into the pink goo that had wrapped around Donatsu's feet, her ki alone likely enough to force Zexama to cease her absorption at the overwhelming pressure, the bio-android narrowed her eyes toward her sister.
"How often does Otou-san have to repeat himself Zexama? Don't go and abuse that poor farmer's ostrich chickens just cause you're bored. If you really want to ride them, then why not offer to help out the farmer with his chores in exchange for being allowed to ride the chickens at the end of the day?"
It was a surprisingly logical thing she had suggested, before turning to look at Donatsu, her eyes still sharpened in their gaze, but a hint of amusement seemed visible, for her lips curved up in the slightest hint of a smile.
"And for you 'Donatsu', if that is your real name and not a name of one of Zexama's snacks she forced upon you. Don't play along with a child's pranks, I already got a cat and a demon child to watch over, I seriously don't need more work."
She paused for a moment when she finally turned around after ensuring that Zexama was going to cease absorbing the Donuts boy. Hopefully those two would finally behave so she could go and do something more important.
"Anyway, thanks for the compliment little one, but I fancy the fairer gender. Now if you excuse me, I got some business to attend to. Remember Zexama, no evil deeds or I'll spank your butt so hard that your head is punted forwards and flies all the way across the planet till it reaches your butt again. I actually been eager to see how effective my spanking would be in this form... Same counts for you Donuts boy."
And with those words she walked toward the shade of the nearby trees, seemingly doing her important business. What was that important business she had been talking about? Well... It seemed that this business involved laying down into the grass and closing her eyes for a nap!
"Children... why did it have to be children..."
If only Scargot was able to keep Zexama busy enough to prevent the pink midget of doom from turning a capitol into a giant candy land, then perhaps her job would have been easier...
-Reikiko is pretty much 'out'/napping unless someone disturbs her, so feel free to continue.-
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Post by Donatsu on Apr 6, 2015 19:45:11 GMT
Donatsu wanted out, his fear for his life replaced with utter confusion. "Did she just threaten to kill me by spanking, and then fall asleep!?" He was relieved that he had been saved from absorbtion, but couldn't show his gratitude after being threatened as he heard the rest of her speech."Could they really be gods? And did she just insult my name!" The crimson warrior was left standing there he gave a confused shrug to zexama, and ate the candy off his hand. "If it's alright with you I think I'll just head home, no amount of meat is worth this!" Donatsu would then attempt to fly off. Taking to the sky his cape flowing behind him, and his energy making him look that of a crimson streak. He couldn't even process the proceedings as he ascended, scared to have nightmares for quite a while. Reikiko was now considered a goddess to Donatsu, and he would continue thinking that Zexama, and her were gods until told otherwise.
He would likely never know of the trick that was played on him, and there's no doubt he will meet them again. Although he may not want to run into the godly duo again, in fear of being absorbed or spanked.
( attempted thread exit)
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