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Post by Zexama on Jan 9, 2015 7:16:27 GMT
Zexama was walking around the back of the store, nearby the garbages bins that held the left over candy and the used boxes, she looked behind her to where Wyntre should be coming out of soon and continued to sneak around the corner, she peaked around it and saw two people walking along the pathway.
One was about to eat a bit of candy before Zexama ran up to the little child and smacked him across the face, he went flying into the building across the road and he would die if he didn't get medical attention soon, he looked at the other and realised it was a woman, she then picked up the bit candy the young boy had dropped and placed it in the women's palm. She then smiled and waited for Wyntre as the woman dropped the candy and ran across the road for her soon to be dead child.
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Post by Wyntre Cold on Jan 9, 2015 7:34:59 GMT
Welp. Apparently she was now robbing a candy store. How time flies when you're being harassed by a pink candy-obsessed demonic child. Oh well. She was now standing in front of the candy store, which was looking quite happy and colorful. It was confusing, though, as this seemed the perfect environment for Zexama. It was happy and had candy. That's the job description for things Zexama likes, pretty much. Either that or be candy. Oh well, she mentioned some guy called 'William Aknow' in the past who forced her to make a Never-Ending Gobstopper or something. Bored, she ki blasted the building as it exploded in a blaze of fire, although leaving most of the things inside safe. Don't worry, it wasn't too powerful, and little things where on fire. Using the power of flight, she went into the middle of the the candy store and broke a glass case, picking up a bright-rubicund sweet. "This is a robbery! Zexama, do your silly candy dance."
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Post by Zexama on Jan 9, 2015 7:49:57 GMT
Zexama stood there in amazement, did Wyntre just ruin the fun? The point of a robbery was to punch as many people as possible, everyone knew that right? But here she was apparently the so called Queen of a rose didn't even know how to rob a candy store. She went back to where the trouble maker was standing and looked in side the shop, her jaw dropped and she swayed around in the air.
"Zexama eat you up, Zexama eat you up, Zexama eat you up, Zexama eat you up!" she sung this in an annoying rymth. She then charged for the candy and stuffed half of the shop's candy into her mouth and then rememebered that she was meant to rob it, not devour it all first go, she pulled out her bag and started to stuff the remaining candy into the bag, while doing this she had a grin on her face.
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Post by Wyntre Cold on Jan 9, 2015 23:54:30 GMT
Wow. Did Zexama just eat half a candy-store worth a candy? And plus, in around, what was it, TWO seconds!?! Oh, this was maddening. The power of a Majin was something to behold, yet nothing in comparison to herself, obviously... Oh well. They weren't here to rob the place, but more so to have fun and fulfill Zexama's sick sense of enjoyment. She sensed something inside her, not with a ki sense or anything, but more of just a gut feeling... She was dark, down there. Pure evil. She'd need to unlock such a thing later. It could be used to her benefit, not the evil, but more the power that comes with it. She picked up another piece of candy and bit it in two before her feet left the ground as she flew the few feet between her and the cash register. She heard a siren sound, so she better be quick. Not that she was at threat, but news could spread that she had done something this ridiculous. With a very weak ki blast of purple, the cash register flew open as she grabbed a handful of the largest amount they had. While absolutely minuscule, it may help with some funds. "Zexama, my dear. Did you make this candy?" she says, mentioning the candy, most of which was in her bag or perhaps her larger-on-the-inside stomach.
((Permission given, not god-moding. The evil with-in bit.))
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Post by Zexama on Jan 10, 2015 10:11:33 GMT
Zexama finished putting the rest of the candy into her brown bag and pulled it along with her before she saw Wyntre taking the shop's money, she grew mad, she knew bringing Wyntre to a candy shop would be bad, what was she thinking?"Excuse me mrs.purple but you aren't suppose to take money in a robbery, how else are they suppose to recover and buy more candy for us to steal? Like seriously use your brain for once."
Zexama rolled her eyes and turned her back towards Wyntre before hearing the siren. She started sing along in her typical singing voice, "WEE OOH WEE OOH WEE OOH. DE A LING A WEE OOH" then the dancing starting, spinning around like a manic and then jumping up and down on the spot acting like a wild boar, then running towards Wyntre and jumping onto her back. Her legs were hoisted over Wyntre's shoulders and her arms were wrapped around her neck.
"Now mrs.horsey, take me to flying thing, giddy up giddy up." Zexama slighty nudged her with her foot to make her move.
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Post by Wyntre Cold on Jan 10, 2015 11:04:31 GMT
Wyntre continued to grab some of the cash from the cash register, avoiding the annoying pink Majin child. What a stupid kid. Oh well. Hopefully, with time, she'll grow up to become a responsible, obedient, powerful minion that isn't as utterly annoying as she currently is. However, seeing as the urge to murder her right now was greater than the amount of stars in the sky, she may not make it that far. She was at roughly eight thousand Power Level Units and she was still a child! Impressive. But then again, she was greater in her youth, in her True Form. It was annoying when people called her True Form a transformation. No. It is the real, biological default. Suppressed Form is a transformation, True Form isn't. Some people just don't learn, though. She turned to face the child. "No, this is the point of a robbery. Steal all the zeni. I don't see why you'd need any of theirs anyway, you can turn anything into candy anyway. So perhaps you should use your brain for once, assuming you even have one."
What followed was so immensely annoying that the universe couldn't handle it and killed itself before the sheer amount of annoyium ore deposits revived it back to the way it was. Oh, just shut the f~¢& up. Singing, again? What happened after this, however, was the kicker. Zexama jumped onto her back and got into a position as to ride a horse. She wasn't a horse, she thought angrily. However, Zexama was a dog, she continued, a female one. Oh wow she's angry. She grabbed the Majin firmly with a single hand, or at least tried to, before slowly, angrily and forcefully putting her down to the ground. Her angry thoughts, however, where suddenly disrupted by the loud police sirens, coming from the three police cars she didn't notice outside, police with guns in hand aimed directly at them. "Zex. Those people hate candy."
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Post by Zexama on Jan 12, 2015 1:39:48 GMT
Zexama ignored Wyntre's stupidly and lack of knowledge about stealing, she was having too much fun on her back until, well, miss party pooper took her off. She was on the ground and stamped her right foot and crossed her arms. Then she heard the polices sirens. "Wee woo, wee woo, what..." Her amazing singing was interrupted by some terrible words. Hate and candy are not aloud in the same sentence...EVER!
Zexama burst into a rage, running to the first police car without paying attention by smashing though the shop window, when she reached the car she used her forehead and unleashed a giant headbutt into the front of the car, when she had hit, it went boom. She was hardly pushed back by there explosion, that couldn't be said for the police men who were lying down on the floor in pain, well the injured ones were, but not the dead ones.
Zexama looked at to her left to see two more cars, one in good shape and the other not so much. "WHY YOU NO LIKE CANDY?" Since the car did not respond in less then half a second she picked it up and threw into the one that WAS in good shape. As the police men saw Zexama picking the car up they started to help their friends get out of there as well as them selves. Some were successful, some weren't.
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Post by Wyntre Cold on Jan 12, 2015 2:14:50 GMT
Well, this was certainly a lot more entertaining. She watched on as Zexama head-butted the car (which, of course, went boom-boom) and multiple other acts in a horrendous rage. It was certainly a lot better than being a horse, that was for sure. Spotting some candy Zexama didn't eat or store for later, she picked up a handful of small skittle-like lollies. Now laughing, she pegged two at Zexama, assuming she'd catch them with her mouth, and swallowed the rest. Hmm. The physiology of an Arcosian isn't exactly built to handle this type of food... she may feel a tad sick later. Oh well, she may as well have some candy while she can. "Zexama, my dear. You're letting the candy-haters get away! You wouldn't want the candy haters to get away!"
Meanwhile, you could hear a distinct chopping sound, and a weirdly shaped shadow appeared... if one where to look up, one would see a military-grade hover-helicopter (yes, you heard me right, a hover-helicopter), or, as they're better known, a Hovercopter. It wouldn't normally be too impressive if it wasn't four times the size of the normal ones. It had, what was it, eight military-grade mini-guns strapped onto it, so large you could almost fit people into the barrels. Wyntre looked on, not knowing that Earth had such a cool-looking military. Huh. It stayed there for a few seconds before, from each gun, shot a barrage of sticky grenades, with horrible aim, at Zexama. "That Hovercopter thinks candy and cow excrement are the same thing!"
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Post by Zexama on Jan 13, 2015 3:16:47 GMT
Zexama was having the time of her life, punishing those that dare define Candy's word. Yes, they would pay dearly every last one! If Zexama wasn't locked in a rage she would feel that her fore head had a strange lump on it, about the size of a baseball, but that wasn't the problem the problem that was also stated Wyntre, they were trying to escape! Zexama slammed her hands on the ground to summon her candy to encase the innocent candy haters.
They were screaming in agony until they could not be heard anymore, not over the loud bangs from the hovercopter that started to shoot at her. She heard Wyntre say something about cows and candy, nothing matches candy not cow...stuff...YEAH! Zexama screamed at the hovercopter hoping it would go away until she was hit by a bullet in her right arm, bouncing off with no harm done. oh...ow...
Zexama smirked and ran towards the candy encased police men and grabbed two of them with her hands, then pulling her arms back and releasing them straight towards the hovercopter and hitting the engines, sirens went off in it and it plundered towards the ground and exploded on the side of a building causing screams and, well, the building to collapse.
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Post by Wyntre Cold on Jan 13, 2015 3:36:55 GMT
Ahaha. Excellent.The collapse of the building had caused a thick layer of smoke and ash to cover the area, including Zexama and Wyntre. It didn't affect Wyntre as she didn't need some petty air, and thus didn't breathe it, and her sight was good enough to see the immediate surroundings. The hovercopter, though, oh, that was good. It was on an angle, resting where the building would have been, if it was there. In fact, a lot of the building had fallen on top of the Hover-copter. You could almost smell the people inside, afraid and dying. It was enticing. It was fun. You could hear the sirens of cars from their crashes, you could hear the panic of the fools, all around. You could hear their... fear. It was music. The finest music it could ever be, fear. Oh well. Surely, Earth would have a better defense than that. And suddenly, a thump. What was this? Could it be the greater defense? Two seperate beings emerged from opposite sides of the street. On the left, a large greyish brown mecha emerged! And from the right, a large metallic mecha emerged!Both of these where the same in size and had a power level of 5,000 each. Wyntre merely scoffed. "Pick whichever, I'll take the other one."
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Post by Zexama on Jan 14, 2015 7:59:50 GMT
Zexama looked at the new threats, well in her eyes, the new toys, she picked the one on the left and ran towards it, when she went close enough to it, it released a clip of the mini gun on his right shoulder and two missiles at Zexama, she laughed as the mini gun hit her but ate the two missiles with ease turning them into chewing gum, hubba Zexxa, anyway she slid underneath the mech and jumped onto its back, it swerved around to find her and only saw the ground, Zexama jumped to the top of the mech to see a latch, she ripped it off and jumped in to see a military solider in his uniform ready to punch Zexama, and ready he was as he pounded her in the face.
Zexama took it like a man majin, then wrapped the man's neck with her antenna before snapping his neck and throwing him out of the mech, she hopped in the driver seat and rememebered her training for this day, when I doubt, candy. So she ate some jelly beans that were somewhere in her dress and lightly pushed three buttons that were next to each other. One activated a machine gun which continisly fired in Wyntre's face, another shooting the remaining missiles at some buildings, this wasn't nearly as depressing as what happened next, the plasma cannon on the right side of the mech fired at the candy store and blew the whole thing up.
"NOOOOOOOOOO, LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING ANYMORE, NO ONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO BREATH ANYMORE, EXPECT THE PEOPLE THAT DONT NEED TO BUT PLATES AND CARROTS ARE PIGS!!! Zexama started to turn more insane and started chucking a tantrum before hitting her head on a giant red button saying, do NOT press.
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Post by Wyntre Cold on Jan 14, 2015 8:43:09 GMT
Wat.
Well, first off, she chose the one on the left, leaving her with the one on the right, which was good, considering that it looked stronger. Ish. And so, of course, she would go on to defeat the right metallic robot. So, she faced directly at it as it charged at her. It was shooting her with a large array of different types of weaponry, included plasma bullets, missiles and bullets, but they did practically nothing. Someone with a Power Level of 200 could survive them, and that was saying something... the mech was rapidly approaching towards her, only a few seconds away, so she prepared. And, just as they would intercept, she merely placed her fingers, barely with any force, one a part of it's legs. Nothing happened. 3. 2. 1.
An explosion occurred! The leg was sliced in half as it fell to the ground while the rest of the body was spamming around, because apparently they do that without legs. Huh. You learn something every day. Sometimes. Rarely. Ok, that was it. She looked back to where Zexama was and- HOLY HELL WHAT WAS HAPPENING. What was she saying? Carrots are pigs? That made no sense. Sometimes Wyntre felt like there was a force looking down on the situation just there to make Zexama random. How did she even know how to do that? What was she pressing, random buttons? This was way too odd.
Sometimes... just Zexama, dude. Zexama happens. Oh well, the day wasn't over yet. It seemed destroying the Candy Store made her angry. She just realized just then she destroyed the candy store. Huh. Well, that was odd. Sometimes she has no idea how Zexama even... anythings. Seriously. How does she function? Oh well. She may as well use her rage to her advantage... possibly?
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Post by Zexama on Jan 15, 2015 10:06:04 GMT
Yes plates and carrots are pigs, if you didn't know that then shame on you! Zexama lifted her head back up and looked down at the big red button that was flashing red, then she looked behind her to hear a speaker give her commands."You seem to have activated the self destruct function, are you sure you want to blow yourself up? If you do, say yes, if you don't, say no." Zexama looked at where the automated voice was coming from and didn't yes a single word, so when in doubt she says,"Yes."
She listened to the computer as it continued to speak in her normal automatic stupid android voice, what was she talking about, ALL androids are stupid, especially ones without emotion, since well, you know, they won't be able to love candy, anyway! She continued listening as it spoke. "Activation in 5....4.....3.........2...........1...................God bless yo--" Zexama sang along as the numbers counted down, giving everyone still in the area alive a taste of tortured before they died. BOOOOOM. That's when there was a small explosion that destroyed the nearby area and covered many places with black ash.
Zexama walked out of the smoke and looked at Wyntre and then saw the piece of shrapnel in her back. she ran around in circles like a dog trying to catch it but it was no use until she used her antenna to pull it out and throw it at Wyntre's face being saying. "Boom boom, is fun fun."
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Post by Wyntre Cold on Jan 16, 2015 0:44:37 GMT
She was in there as it self-destructed, and she survived. That isn't at all surprising, though, anyone above a thousand can likely do that. What was surprising, though, was her childish demeanor. Sure, she was only a kid, but that's ridiculous! Not even children are that childish! Wyntre caught the piece of shrapnel and destroyed it under the extreme intensity of her grip. Zexama was maddening. She may want to give her as a present to her enemies, just to tick them off. "You know what else if 'fun fun'? Turning these robots and hover-vehicles into candy."
What was she to do with her, really? She wasn't really useful for much. She probably couldn't survive in space. She'd probably end up as a major galactic scale. She can almost smell the headlines, 'Pink Magical Candy-Obsessed Child turns Royal Jewels into Candy'. That would be horrible. Imagine the outrage... Oh well. While she got Zexama to do that stuff, she would think about what she was to do with everyone's most hated pink child. She mostly ignored the explosion. "It's real fun fun."
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Post by Zexama on Jan 19, 2015 22:48:08 GMT
Zexama continued to run around in circles until eventually hearing out Wyntre obsurb words, making candy is fun fun fun fun fun, but making things that move into candy is funny fun dun dun fun un. If that made sense. Zexama rushed towards the hover-tanks/buggies with her legs with great force, when she was about two meters away she contracted and then extended her legs and jumped over the military weapons and soldiers while at the same time doing a slow front flip.
When he hit the ground there was a small crater with cracks streaming out of it, she dodged all the bullets until she got in range of the tanks and everything else in the area as she tapped all of them innocently. The tanks took the longest since they were bigger but once the process was completed she happily devoured all of them, the humans weren't turned to candy only their clothes but that still stopped them from moving around, she looked back at Wyntre in dissipointment "I don't like to kill people, not fun, not fun."
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