Post by Brassica on Jul 23, 2017 15:51:55 GMT
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"Urgh... wha- what the hell?!" squeaked out the tiny puffball that was Brassica as she gained consciousness. One minute she was in agonising searing pain on a volcanic world as the Mazoku Dominions forces went about rampaging through the Solar Saiyan Empire, and the next she found herself as a floating puffball with a squeaky voice in a line with similar other puffballs. "Where am I? What happened to my body? Why am I a cloud? WHY DO I SOUND LIKE I'M ON HELIUM?!" she irately squeaked, an Oni quickly making their way over towards her, causing her to shrink back slightly at the sight of this red-skinned horned humanoid approaching her.
"Oh my... you really don't know do you?" the Oni inquired, Brassica shaking her head... or rather her entire cloud form in response. "Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news... but well, you see the fact of the matter is, well... you're dead." the Oni explained. "I'M WHAT?!" squeak-shrieked the former Saiyan. The Oni quickly began to explain to her the situation, that she'd been dead for a little while now and had been in a comatose state due to how she had died on Beppa. But they'd been kind enough to move her whenever the line moved, so that she didn't lose her place, and soon she'd be making her case before King Yemma to decide where she wound up. "Wind up?" asked Brassica. "As in..." The Oni nodded. "Heaven or Hell to put it in Earth terms."
The little puffball would have gulped if it were possible. She really hoped that the whole deity title imitation thing didn't put any black marks against her record... especially since she was meeting with potentially someone who knew the genuine articles! As it reached her turn to speak to King Yemma, she cleared her non-existent throat, mostly to try and organise her thoughts. "Umm... hi there King Yemma... I'm Brassica, Saiyan. The best good deed I can think of was, well saving an entire species and some of their ecosystem from extinction when their world went apocalyptic. In fact, they're currently regrowing their homes on Vegeta as we speak... last I knew before... well this." she said, a light chuckle to hopefully assuage the honking giant horned man's mood. That gavel of his looked rather intimidating to someone who was currently a cloud.
"As for my worst deed... Umm, would not correcting the aforementioned species that I wasn't in fact a god at the start count?" she inquired, not entirely sure which deed of hers would constitute the worst. She hadn't killed any children that she knew of, had fought to survive on a jungle world filled with death at every turn so it was very much kill or be killed, the strongest survive and all that... and this was a very weird situation for her.
"Urgh... wha- what the hell?!" squeaked out the tiny puffball that was Brassica as she gained consciousness. One minute she was in agonising searing pain on a volcanic world as the Mazoku Dominions forces went about rampaging through the Solar Saiyan Empire, and the next she found herself as a floating puffball with a squeaky voice in a line with similar other puffballs. "Where am I? What happened to my body? Why am I a cloud? WHY DO I SOUND LIKE I'M ON HELIUM?!" she irately squeaked, an Oni quickly making their way over towards her, causing her to shrink back slightly at the sight of this red-skinned horned humanoid approaching her.
"Oh my... you really don't know do you?" the Oni inquired, Brassica shaking her head... or rather her entire cloud form in response. "Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news... but well, you see the fact of the matter is, well... you're dead." the Oni explained. "I'M WHAT?!" squeak-shrieked the former Saiyan. The Oni quickly began to explain to her the situation, that she'd been dead for a little while now and had been in a comatose state due to how she had died on Beppa. But they'd been kind enough to move her whenever the line moved, so that she didn't lose her place, and soon she'd be making her case before King Yemma to decide where she wound up. "Wind up?" asked Brassica. "As in..." The Oni nodded. "Heaven or Hell to put it in Earth terms."
The little puffball would have gulped if it were possible. She really hoped that the whole deity title imitation thing didn't put any black marks against her record... especially since she was meeting with potentially someone who knew the genuine articles! As it reached her turn to speak to King Yemma, she cleared her non-existent throat, mostly to try and organise her thoughts. "Umm... hi there King Yemma... I'm Brassica, Saiyan. The best good deed I can think of was, well saving an entire species and some of their ecosystem from extinction when their world went apocalyptic. In fact, they're currently regrowing their homes on Vegeta as we speak... last I knew before... well this." she said, a light chuckle to hopefully assuage the honking giant horned man's mood. That gavel of his looked rather intimidating to someone who was currently a cloud.
"As for my worst deed... Umm, would not correcting the aforementioned species that I wasn't in fact a god at the start count?" she inquired, not entirely sure which deed of hers would constitute the worst. She hadn't killed any children that she knew of, had fought to survive on a jungle world filled with death at every turn so it was very much kill or be killed, the strongest survive and all that... and this was a very weird situation for her.
