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Post by Capper Hofferson on Jun 14, 2017 16:30:11 GMT
| CHILLED TO THE BONE |COLLARD'S PL: UNKNOWN | | CAPPER'S PL: 20 | | CHIRE'S PL: UNKNOWN | | COURGI'S PL: UNKNOWN |
GAIN BONUSES: DE BONUS | | MULTIPLIERS: UNKNOWN |
"Ooooohhh, that's gotta hurt..." Chire recoiled back as Capper splatted face-first against the ground after crashing out of their spaceship's window. Collard floated above, having just missed grabbing his son's leg as he fell. Wearily glancing to Corza, whom was perched atop his back, the father could only mouth a quick "sorry" to his already infuriated niece...
Thus, the family took a more than likely peeved Corza and a K.O'd Capper back aboard the Aurora. Collard patched up his son's probably broken head with a few bandages coated with the healing serum leftover from their Rejuvenation Chamber. While Capper avoided his problems yet again, Chire was in the ship's kitchen cooking. Allthewhile, Collard and Courgi looked on wearily, eyeing the fire extinguisher on the wall juuuust in case. Collard knew his wife's cooking could get... explosive. After the last disaster she was barred from baking cake, but that made her all the more determined to do it again. Just because she burnt not only the cake but the pan and set off both the fire alarms and the ship's sprinklers, really, what reason did they have?
"So, uh, dad..." Collard spoke to his robotized father. "Any ideas what we should do now? I haven't gotten word from Vennel or Purika yet, so they must have run into some troubling opposition..." He spoke with a shrug, earning a grunt of affirmation from Capper's grandfather. "...Beppa is an option. It's at the warfront." He spoke, leaning back against his chair, hands behind his head. "Or we could report home, though I am not certain what we would do there." Courgi trailed off, putting a hand to his chin with half-closed eyes. A yawn tore him from his thoughts. "Eh... We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
Courgi turned to face the form of the sleeping Capper- he seemed to be having a nice enough time, thrashing about like that... Wait, what? Before the android could even touch the shaking form of his grandson, the boy shot awake with a gasp. "Capper?!" Collard questioned as the now awake boy took a deep breath in, speaking to himself more than anyone. "O-oh stars, I-I-I had this horrible nightmare-- Corza was there, a-and she was mad, and I think I-I died trying to escape out a w-window and and a-and--" He looked to the straight, sweating face of his father. "...It wasn't a dream, was it?"
OOC NOTES: that's your cue, corza C A P P E R H O F F E R S O N 20 PL KI POINTS: 3/3 STATE: Base Form TECHS USED: - None |
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Post by Corza Hofferson on Jun 16, 2017 12:43:46 GMT
[Thread PL: 1,500]
Without a single word, Corza recoiled much like her uncle, and winced hard as Capper slammed face-first into the ground, making a disturbingly comical indent in the dirt. The rage induced grip she had on her uncle made her unable to grab Capper quick enough either, causing her to be partly at fault for this incident... In her rage however, she would be hard pressed to even come close to admitting that.
For impatient folk, the wait and anticipation would have been agonizing. For an impatient Saiyan the wait to unleash their already steaming anger would only serve to make them more irate. Yet this was not the case for Corza. When she became angry; she became shockingly patient. Her rage, in its earnest would only be for that which had caused it. Normally she too would be worried about her aunt's cooking skill and tendency to almost preemptively activate smoke alarms if she so much as looked at a stove or microwave funny... That was not the case, however.
Collard and Courgi discussed options for the family's next move and Corza had sat in the corner near one of the tables in the room, completely silent, sneering at the corner. Everything changed as soon as Capper had awakened. The instant Corza heard the pipsqueak's voice her grip on the table slipped into full overdrive as that poor piece of innocent furniture crumpled up at the edge and exploded, turning into fine dust as her blazing orange aura flared to life. She stood up and slowly turned her head to face her cousin. Brow furrowed, paired with eyes devoid of what those without Saiyan blood would call mercy as she walked towards Capper. He asked if it was a dream, and she had a simple answer.
"Nope. You're wiiiiiide awaaaake." From one of her pockets she brought out a marker. With a villainous glint in her eye, she grinned. Chire would know exactly where Corza was thinking of going with this. After all, the young artist was the one that taught her aunt the joys of drawing on peoples faces for a laugh. "Also, if you're don't your dorky face to become a canvas... You're not going anywhere. Got it?"
Unfortunately for Capper, during his state of unconsciousness; Corza had a chance to think about how to direct her rage in a 'beautifully destructive' manner, as she would put it. Maybe now he would learn to not run away from every problem ever...
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Post by Capper Hofferson on Jun 17, 2017 0:15:18 GMT
| CHILLED TO THE BONE |COLLARD'S PL: UNKNOWN | | CAPPER'S PL: 20 | | CHIRE'S PL: UNKNOWN | | COURGI'S PL: UNKNOWN |
GAIN BONUSES: NONE | | MULTIPLIERS: UNKNOWN |
Collard bit his lip, eyes darting back when the livid little cousin of Capper approached, an evil glint in her eye. "...Well, you're on your own, kid." The father spoke, an odd sense of fear in his voice. "D-DAD!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH HER!!" Capper yelled back while Collard and Courgi ditched the scene, wanting nothing to do with the unbridled rage of Capper's cousin. Both parents were unresponsive, retreating into the distant kitchen for shelter from the storm that was about to be unleashed. No explaining was needed to Chire- she could easily tell what was going down, judging by the nervous smile upon Collard's face. Courgi just wore his usual, emotionless frown. He was just here because Chire was done cooking dinner- Capper would be just fine.
"Eheh..." Capper nervously chuckled in the face of his cousin, slipping beneath the blankets slowly. What did he even do?!?! Maybe he could just run away. He could get some dye, color his skin and hair, and pose as a Brenchian on this backwater planet. He could get a new name, a new life, at least he wouldn't be in for whatever punsihment Corza had in mind for whatever he did! And that punishment was right from Capper's worst nightmare, jusdging by his pale face and pitiful squeak when she pulled out her marker. "THAT'S MY NIECE! YEAH!" A distant Chire commented, though Capper quickly scuttled backwards and off the couch. "No! No!! NO!!! You are NOT doing that!!!" He defended, pressing his tiny body against the wall.
Capper's eyes darted around, looking for some way of escape... "I... uh, well... Ooookkkaaayyy?" He stuttered, pretending to be paying attention and obeying his scary cousin. Maybe... Maybe he could climb up the window blinds, onto the rafters above, and get right out through the upper escape hatch- a foolproof plan! There would be no intervention from Corza, and no drawing on his face! Swallowing hard, regardless of what Corza would say or do, the boy would quickly leap up to the nearby window, his gloves hands digging into the blinds. Scurrying up, Capper almost made it to the top before he lost his footing with his immensely speedy scuttle, letting out a quick yelp as he fell back down, his form getting ensnared and tangled in the blinds.
The boy struggled, flipping around in his confines like some kind of caged animal. This had to be a nightmare, in a nightmare. Nightmareception, Capper thought. "I-I-I... Just, take whatever it is you want from me already, you big jerk!!" The tangled saiyan proclaimed, though fear was his dominant tone. Covering his face with his gloved hands while trembling, he could only wait to see what his cousin would do in the face of his failed escape. His parents were a bunch of clods who apparently wanted to see him suffer now, and he was at his angry cousin's mercy. Was this the end!? Probably, Capper assumed.
OOC NOTES: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPER C A P P E R H O F F E R S O N 20 PL KI POINTS: 3/3 STATE: Base Form TECHS USED: - None |
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Post by Corza Hofferson on Aug 6, 2017 12:35:06 GMT
Corza's nose twitched as she stared blankly at Capper's pointless flailing all wrapped up haphazardly inside the curtain blinds. It looked beyond stupid; and in almost any other situation this would garner something slightly similar to a laugh followed by a helping hand. As things were right then and there, there was no laughing. Only a sharp exhale followed by a (rather forceful) grip on the blinds. "You wanna know what I want?" Corza's grip tightened even harder on the mangled blinds. "The first thing you've gotta know, is its something I cannot take." In a flash, augmented by her ki, Corza tore the blinds apart and off of Capper; bringing very little harm to him if any at all.
Should Capper not immediately wig out and scuttle elsewhere; Corza would move in an attempt to swiftly catch him so he doesn't bite it face first into the floor. He already jumped out of a window and got a hefty head injury, he didn't need nor really deserve another one. If Corza was to successfully catch him without much of a struggle, she would place him back onto the couch.
Looking her cousin straight in the eye, perhaps being a bit too close to his face; she spoke clearly, concisely and with purpose. "Allow me to explain." Giving a brief moment for Capper to process that statement, she then continued. "You and me both have a gift." She began, speaking as she closed her eyes. 'We can speak telepathically.' Was the first and only brain-mail message she needed to send to the unnerved pipsqueak. "Do you remember the difference between our gifts? Yours is fine tuned. So much so that it surpasses planetary boundaries-- it's better than mine! Hell you helped me realize I had even the slightest inkling of the same damn thing!" Corza thrust her arms upwards in frustration before folding them in a huff, giving something between a grunt and a scoff. "Even with that big dorky brain of yours, you didn't once think to try it out." She could go on and on about the impact Capper's oversight had on the family but she knew well enough that everyone else would've given him enough hell for it. Besides, Corza was the one that literally went to actual hell on the off chance Capper was dead just to see if he was there!
"What I want, is an apology." For a moment, Corza left it at that just in case Capper had anything to say. "Oh, and a hug. You've got some lost time to make up for on those, bucko~!"
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Post by Capper Hofferson on Oct 19, 2017 3:49:40 GMT
| CHILLED TO THE BONE |COLLARD'S PL: UNKNOWN | | CAPPER'S PL: 20 | | CHIRE'S PL: UNKNOWN | | COURGI'S PL: UNKNOWN |
GAIN BONUSES: NONE | | MULTIPLIERS: UNKNOWN |
The tiny tangled tyke continued to flail and squirm in his confines, briefly stopping only to tremble further when Corza loomed closer. She wanted something she couldn't take...? "You want my LIFE?!?!?!" Capper was quick to catastophize, even though that was something Corza could take quite easily if she ever wanted to. With a flash, the saiyan was released from his bindings, only to be caught by the scruff of his shirt by Corza soon after. Any and all squirming, screeching, and shaking did little to no good. Inevitably, Capper would find himself with his back pressed to the couch in terror, trembling like a leaf in a hurricane. The saiyan quickly grabbed a nearby TV remote, pointing it at Corza like a weapon. "S-Stay back! I'm armed!" He chimed briefly before Corza decided to explain things.
At first, the shaking saiyan couldn't seem to catch on about what Corza was hinting at. Telepathy? Yeah, Capper learned how to use it. What about it? However, when she began to speak of how Capper's brain-mailer was more trained, realization slowly began to spread across his face. "...Oh." Capper paused. His shaking stop, replaced with a horrific realization. "..........oh."
All of his suffering on Earth-- all of the worry from his from his family... It could have all been avoided if he wasn't a forgettable, stupid little weakling. "I..." Capper trailed off, shaking still even when Corza lightened up, offering a hug in exchange for an apology. The boy glanced to the ground, averting his gaze from his cousin as tears began to well up... "uuuUUAAAAUGH IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO I--"
Capper collapsed face-first on the couch, unable to stop bawling at this point. "WHY AM I SO STUPID I DIDNT MEAN TO I WAS SO SCARED AND ALONE AND IT WAS BAD AND STUFF AND I DIDNT WANNA DIE AND I NEARLY DIED AND AUUUUUUUUUUUGH!" Capper cried out while the rest of the Hoffersons stared on with shock from their hiding spot... Even they somehow barely remembered Capper's gift of galactic-ranged telepathy. Not that that mattered. He was here now, and that fixed everything. But, not in the boy's mind. "...Should we do something?" Chire questioned, eyeing Collard. The father shook his head, deciding to let Corza and Capper briefly bond before parental intervention was required.
OOC NOTES: wow this post was delayed C A P P E R H O F F E R S O N 20 PL KI POINTS: 3/3 STATE: Base Form TECHS USED: - None |
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Post by Corza Hofferson on Oct 20, 2017 13:15:08 GMT
There it was. Capper's brain was properly assessing why Corza was so personally pissed off with him. This alone was exactly what she wanted. On the other hand; she didn't want (though she did completely expect) this dorky cousin of hers to break down emotionally. He still had pride-- it was natural for a Saiyan, it was simply directed to his smarts and technical skill... Capper was simply different in that should his book smarts and wit fail him he didn't respond with anger.
He responded with sadness, overly self critical sadness.
Corza took a deep breath, looking over to her family for a moment before slowly taking a seat down on the couch next to Capper in the free spot. "I know you didn't mean to do any of that. I was just mad because I expected better of you. I know you were always the brainier one outta you me and Cauli. Every time. If us gals couldn't figure something out? Capper to the rescue! Hehe~" Reaching out slowly, she gently put a hand on his shoulder. "You might not think this, but you're as tenacious as they come. 'Capper' and 'quitter' don't go in the same sentence except this one where I say they don't go together. So either way you slice it, you're our stupid, you dopey clod."
"I'm glad to see you again." She then retracted her hand, and remained with him on the couch, ready to give Capper a hug if he needed or wanted one. "Love ya."
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Post by Capper Hofferson on Oct 28, 2017 3:27:35 GMT
| CHILLED TO THE BONE |COLLARD'S PL: UNKNOWN | | CAPPER'S PL: 20 | | CHIRE'S PL: UNKNOWN | | COURGI'S PL: UNKNOWN |
GAIN BONUSES: NONE | | MULTIPLIERS: UNKNOWN |
Capper barely heard Corza over the sound of himself bawling his eyes out. Even Chire had began to fight back some tears in the background- it hurt seeing Capper broken down like this, as much as she expected him to have this reaction. He only whined louder when Corza spoke of expecting better of him, though his cries began to reduce to mere sniffles as she continued, briefly reminding Capper of his attuned smarts.
There was some truth to his cousin's words. Capper was many things, but a quitter wasn't one of them. Capper didn't let his weakness control his life. Capper saved the life of his best friend. Capper returned home, despite all odds. Capper escaped death itself. The teary-eyed saiyan glanced back up to Corza, teary eyes still bubbling. "I--" He stuttered, sniffling still and furiously wiping the droplets shed from his eyes. "I'm not a clod, you clod...!" was Capper's only real response now that he had began to return to his senses. His fierce gaze momentarily lightened when Corza opened her arms for a hug. Capper's pride screamed to back off, but...
Welling up with tears again, Capper would quickly return the gesture, silently continuing to cry now- but no longer out of guilty sadness. Chire couldn't hold back her own waterworks anymore- these two were too gosh darn adorable! Even Collard was getting a little emotional from the family's looking spot, though Courgi was still cold as stone.
...One thing was for sure. If Capper wasn't weak in the body, his hug would have crushed Corza's ribcage.
THREAD EXIT I GUESS SINCE THIS IS A GOOD END SPOT - ZENI PLS
OOC NOTES: wow this post was delayed C A P P E R H O F F E R S O N 20 PL KI POINTS: 3/3 STATE: Base Form TECHS USED: - None |
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Post by Corza Hofferson on Nov 13, 2017 14:47:59 GMT
"Pff. We're both clods. Clods stick together, thats why they're clods." Corza gave a hearty snort of a laugh. Apparently making sly jokes about stuck together lumps of dirt was her magnum opus of word-play related humor. Corza looked over to her family, who also did their best to contain their emotions doing far far better than Capper to a fault up until auntie Chire started blubbering, overcome with a strange sense of pride.
The young Ogre hybrid tilted her head, gesturing for the elders of the gathering to get on over to her an Capper to hopefully revel in the truest, purest incarnation of pride: the love of a family. "Okay, c'mon, get over here! You too grandpa! I see you there!" She grinned. "Or are you all scared?!" Corza called playfully, and it would be obvious this wasn't meant maliciously, she was just being a little bit mischievous, as the youthful are known to be.
THREAD END, PL please!
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Post by Rhytid on Nov 17, 2017 19:33:35 GMT
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