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Post by Tourit on Jan 26, 2016 2:11:40 GMT
“LANDING SEQUENCE INITIATED.”
“More like crash landing sequence!!!” Tourit knew nothing of what was going on. All he knew was that he was spiraling down to the ground. And that the planets name was Earth. And that he was probably going to die. Tourit yelled as the ship hit the ground, crashing into another ship. Getting up, Tourit rubbed his head and looked around.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2016 2:42:57 GMT
[27,426 PL + Heavy Weights = 6,857 Thread PL] Chili was back again in the West Capitol, his boots scuffed the ground as he made his way back to the Capsule Corp mechanics. He was returning to check on the progress of his spaceship, perhaps also purchasing himself a scooter for easier travel. He wasn't too far from the location now, the tall buildings of the city flanking him on all sides as he was just a few blocks away. The day was bright and normal so far, the smell of food in the air. The hustle and bustle of consumers rushing from store to store. It was a city at it's best. Chili's ears perked up as a strange whistling sound popped into existence. His eyes searched for what it was, and looking up into the blue sky he saw it. It looked like a comet, or maybe a satellite falling from orbit. From this distance it was hard to say, his eyes trying to read it's shape. It was a space ship and it was burning up as it sliced into the atmosphere. The ship closed the distance from sky to earth quickly and with a ground shaking boom it crashed, if Chili hadn't known better it had landed right in the mechanics shop! His body tensed up as he was ready to break out into a sprint but was suddenly taking from the back by a runaway cart! Painted silver with panels taped on it, it slammed into Chili's back and picked him up as it continued on it's way. " Woah! What the!" Chili shouted as he held on for dear life. The cart careening around the corner and approaching the firery crash site. The ship had in fact landed right into the garage of the Capsule Corp mechanics. Nostalgic Ayumu
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Post by Nostalgic Ayumu on Jan 26, 2016 2:53:38 GMT
[House stall - ACTIVATED]
While simply noticing the far distant explosion, Hana would have tied up Ayumu inside while shouting loudly towards him, her entire accent having changed while wearing a white wig.
"MORTY, WE NEED TO SPEED UP TO STOP THEM!"
Before starting to kick the safety of the stall, having improved its size via a new kind of wood he had found for a few extra room made it rather hard for him to balance it on two wheels so he had upgraded it to a engine based propelling system, letting him drive it like a litteral car at certain points yet with a great lack in speed, unless you are rolling down the hill and the driver is a crazed maniac who is drunk on a ancient movie she had watched!
Ayumu simply unable to shout out, from the gag placed in his mouth while looking outside and over the sides before managing to bite through a few of the ropes while hearing somebody shout upstairs.
"Hey! Wait, i know you! Chili! Be carefull! It seems we are trying to go faster than 40 kilomtres per hour and will soon travel back in time, but sadly it will become one large nasty mess if we dont stop this thing before we smash into the spaceship that has crashed down! to make matters even worse, imagine the damage to the public enviroment we had to pay up for if this managed to succeed!"
He spoke, trying to crawl out of the bindings while the cart continued to rumble downwards onto the road, aiming towards the mechanic shops garage, its nose sharp and the fins picking up air, softly causing it to hop high at certain points before hana's loud laughter soon even started to drown out the rumbling of the cart its wheels over the pavement.
People jumping out of the way as collision would be painfull for everybody involved if this thing was not stopped rather quickly.
Fear and memories starting to burn within the head of Ayumu as he clearly remembered when he was at one point tossed around by saiyans like a dodgeball, constantly being caught and thrown towards the next person yet this took it all to a whole new level, simply opening his mouth and shouting out to any people that may have been in his way.
"Please! Anybody who is in our way, Jump out of the way and do not get hit, this thing is out of our controll and the driver is having a large fit, But if you are able to stop this accursed vehicle from crushing our frail bones, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE DELORIAN COLOURED PAINT ON THE WALLS STOP UUUUUS!"
Were his last words before the moment happened, bringing forwards the question if somebody would save them, if somebody would give them a chance and if somebody were to even attempt to stop the large mass of insanity that were these time travelling son of a bitches.
If only there was a reset button for this day....
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Post by Tourit on Jan 26, 2016 3:05:02 GMT
Slowly looking around, Tourit realized he must be on Chili's home planet, Earth.
"Oh man, today just sucks." He though to himself. "First frog people, now this?"
Looking at the scenery, he realized that he was in an industrial zone, similar to where he was sent to for training on his own planet. He looked around at the debris, and assumed Chili was among them, as he must have been in the ship he had just, well, caused to explode.
"Oh no! What have I done!" Tourit cried, picking up some of the debris.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2016 3:14:24 GMT
Chili screamed at the top of his long as they flew down that street. His eyes finding Hana and Ayumu once again! He has been struck by the Oni's resting place!
He dug his nails into the solid wooden frame as they continued to roll along at breakneck speeds, shouts and shrieks heard as they crashed over top one of the already smashed walls and into the garage. A mess of metal and spaceship parts sitting in a burning pile.
A figure hunched over is picking through and their cart was on a direct crash course.
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Post by Nostalgic Ayumu on Jan 26, 2016 4:06:26 GMT
While everything seemed a big disaster at first, the speed of it rolling down starting to speed up more and more while Chili started to hunch backwards to prepare itself for impact a sudden stop was made, everything starting to freeze as you could see hana simply walking out of the front while simply yawning in a near slowmotion like expierience before placing her hand on the front as it just... froze in place, all the forwards momentum blasting forwards against the forwards wall and probably taking along a few people ontop of it as she simply looked up towards you or forwards if you flew into the wall.
"Hey chili! How are you doing today?"
Having not yet noticed you, still wearing a large lab coat and having the white wig on while the scent of alcohol was clearly there on her, starting to make you realize just what could happen if you fed her alcohol, something you could possibly share to Ayumu as he did not know from his reactions earlier while now just a single signature inside was visible knocked out, laying on the ground, possibly even foaming at the mouth in fear.
Almost having lost everything before hana simply started to hop inside in the stall that was equipped to be both a house and stall in one!
A pretty nice combination one can say as a couch had been firmly located in the customer area while starting to take a quick sniff around and nodding softly.
"Yep, Something smells burning, Chili are you possibly able to see what the hell is going around out there to have this disgusting scent start to spread from nearly every open part of this stall? It simply disgusts me... The smell of burning reminds me of death and that is never a fun thing y'know?"
A nearly sorrowfull appearance was visible on her as her ears slowly tilted downwards before starting to sit down on the couch, unable to really get the thought of the burning away from her mind, unknowing to her that the feeling of powerlessness was visible on her face.
Knowing she had to grasp at the hilt of this blade called life and continue swinging it without feeling a single moment of fear, yet the scent of fire always brought this up within her, the fear of the flame of life that was deeply ingrained of her.
The chance that everything was overthrown by the mere chance that something would turn around on a moments notice just because another person chose to intercept them and perform that they wished to have happen, but she would learn how to supress this within her, supress this along with all her powers into a fine bundle of concetrated magnificence that can protect us all.
She truely believed in this and that it would be okay to dream of a tomorrow that we were all in together, like allies, like friends... Yet the worries she had still bubbled forwards. Endlessly.
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Post by Tourit on Jan 26, 2016 4:37:12 GMT
Looking behind him, hearing yelling, he saw none other than Chili on a wooden vehicle of sorts, and was accompanied by some other person he didn't recognize.
"Hey Chili! It's been so long how ha-" Tourit didn't get to finish as the thing rammed into him, sending him flying into some wreckage.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2016 2:22:41 GMT
Chili was suddenly launched from the runaway cart and flipped through the air and smashing into the adjacent wall. He rolled down the side and landed on his head. He rubbed at his now very sore head and looked around his surroundings, acting very groggy. "Wh-what happen?" He questioned in a confused state.
He was snapped back to reality as Hana began to speak to him, while wearing some sort of get up. He furrows his brows and sits up. Throwing his arms in the air in exasperation "Hana! We're in a burning building! Well sorta..." he looked around as the fire seemed to be dieing down now in the garage.
The wrecked spaceship implanted in the gloor with a crated around it. Chili shook his head as his floppy ears swung around. The old man's cart set up once again, it would literally sell food anywhere. He let out a sigh and then found another body in the room with them, a certain demon prince. "Oh... Hi Tourit...." Chili coughed into his paw "Welcome to earth."
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Post by Nostalgic Ayumu on Jan 29, 2016 16:59:19 GMT
As the amazement over the old man selling his food everywhere became apparant, a sudden look of shock becoming visible on hana her face before starting to shake her head and wanting to run inside untill he said it was dying down...
'That is fantastic news, but who the hell is this Tourit person!' she thought to herself rather quickly untill Hana started to cough rather softly and then suddenly introduced herself with a booming voice, trying to bring up a rather good first impression if she may say so herself!
"Hello tourit person! Welcome to earth, Let me, just give me a moment!"
Walking inside while taking out a book, Chili could see a certain marking on the book that would make things a rather interesting expierience, the single bottom left corner that said that this book was made for people above the eighteen!
"Welcome to earth, where the women have large... badunkadunks? What is a?, Alrighty, lets just continue!
Down in the slums you can find alot of comfort and in the expensive buildings near the dock you can even dock yourself, what?
Okay, this book is useless"
Lifting it up, Igniting it with her hand and throwing it backwards as the flames had finished their work before touching the ground, ash being swept away by the wind as she simply placed both her hands on her hips and spoke happily.
"Just welcome to earth! There are alot of funny people here and chili is one of them! He can make a rather interesting selection of puns and even having him as a partner the reactions he gives to puns are rather delightfull!
Do you wish for me to give an example pun to show you how his reactions can be a rather interesting expierience?
It simply takes me a few minutes and then we have his 'bark more than his bite' if i may call it so!
Although people sometimes worry if its all "Fuzzy" with him or if he was always "Ruffled" haha!"
Preparing herself in the case he would attack her for the terrible pun she had just shot his way, although she did mean good with it, it was just a terrible habit she had obtained while being nearby such a big stack of fluff while being bored out of her mind at certain points.
Who thought it was so easy to make so many puns in a short period of time?
That was simply delightfull, enjoyable and even made for a rather hilarious reaction from the people she interacted with, although if people may not teach her soon enough, we may have the rise of a pun emperor underneath the masses, bringing salvation to punsters and delivering painfull and terrible puns to all, The humanity!
That would simpy be disastrious! Imagine living through a life where the entire day everybody was making wordplays, puns and terrible jokes? A never ending flow of the pain on your ears as she would have turned life in a living hell with her bare hands!
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Post by Tourit on Jan 29, 2016 23:21:41 GMT
"Um...uh...." Tourit managed to get out. "These Earth people are weird..." he thought to himself. Figuring he might as well get Chili the part that his ship needed, he pulled out the still wrapped up piece.
"Chili...I uh...left...you...uh..." Getting his thoughts to together, he finally spoke straight. "You left this part on Tayona. Here, its a..." Opening it up, he saw that it was...a blender. "Are you kidding me? I get blasted to an unknown planet for this?!"
About to fly into a rage, Tourit realized that that would not be strategic, as the locals may see him as a threat. "Uh, Chili," He started, "Does your planet have good space technology?"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2016 14:54:05 GMT
Chili slammed his face into his paws and sighed. Hana was truly a "delight" to be around. Looking back up to see an adult magazine in her hands. Letting out a surprised gasp he'd cover his eyes and peek out between two of his digits.
Hana seemed to toss it away as she introduced herself to Tourit and went on one of her pun sprees. Grimacing chili would shoot daggers at Hana with his eyes. After he would just fall forward and smash his face into the floor. He mumbled into the cold floor which happened to be more damaged then Chili was from that strike.
Chili looked up at the demon prince as he seemed to have something important to give him. The Zoan raising an eyebrow "Oh I did? What doe-" he was cut short as a blender appeared in Tourit's hand. Chili would just stare at it, his eyes unfocused and his mouth sorta agape. It seemed that even the prince hadn't known what it was until now.
Chili is going to lose his mind with all these crazy shenanigans.
He flops back against the wall and opens his eyes only when he is posed a question. "Oh uh yeah we have a lot of it your Majesty. You can buy a brand new space ship right he-" he then remembered that they had demolished a whole capsule corp store and he buried his face into his paws once more. "UGH!"
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Post by Nostalgic Ayumu on Jan 31, 2016 21:35:13 GMT
(Sorry, illsies, if bad quality, sorry)
While the store was in flames, Hana simply looked around at their expressions, noticing the daggers and the rage that was about to explode in a tiny puppy shaped barks of intensities beyond heat itself, she then started to raise her finger and speak happily.
"I know somebody who can get you a new ship! Rather easily too!"
Slowly rummaging through her pockets, alot of coupons falling out before a adress was visible on a single piece of paper and running over to Chili to dust him off and hand him the paper with a obvious adress a few cities away written on it.
"This person owes us a favour! He could get him a new ship and even perform a upgrade on it to let it also contain a jacuzzi!
Simply remind him that he had one of his previous stores rebuild by our hands!
I do not only blow things up, sometimes we make wooden buildings too or repairs!"
Smiling widely, happily knowing that everything she would have said now would be a good mark in his book untill simply looking shocked.
'No!, it could not be!, i forgot the almost neccesary part that would have been said in every sentence! no! No way!'
Hana thought to herself, looking extremel shocked while simply walking to the wall and starting to hit her head against it slowly over and over again, groaning loudly and speaking softly, her smile kind of grim.
"Everything for a friend... but i even forgot to make puns for this lil pup, who am i when i am not making puns?!"
Before simply grasping with both hands towards her own head and letting out a roar and gathering her energy deep within her core, slowly starting to power up before calming herself down and simply speaking to the guy standing high above there.
"That should do fine right? Mister? A free replacement ship with a jacuzzi? My name is hana so i hope i can get atleast some thanks out of you!"
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Post by Tourit on Jan 31, 2016 22:36:06 GMT
Uh, yes, thank you..." Tourit sat down in the rubble. "This lady is a little crazy..." Tourit thought to himself.
"Um, how have ya been Chili?"
"Also, lady, where is this place where I can get a ship?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2016 16:23:45 GMT
Chili looked down at the piece of paper with an address scrawled across it and then handed it over to Tourit. His eyes looking very dim, this situation draining him. Watching Hana go on a tirade he sighed and climbed to his booted feet and dusted himself off as they continued to converse in a collapsed rubble.
He turned his body to Tourit and nodded. "You really have no idea of the amount of crazy on Earth." he rested his face in his paws again. "I've been better."
Chili quickly stuck a paw up between the two "Before you explain that to him Hana, I suggest we get out of here first. Maybe?" he questioned, not wanting to be here when authorities show up. Heck they might assume this was an alien attack.
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Post by Nostalgic Ayumu on Feb 1, 2016 17:18:15 GMT
Thinking to herself, Hana was trying to figure out where the location was exactly before realizing the suggestion that Chili made was rather... Decent y'know?
They could not be in the middle of a obvious incident that involved their names while the cops may approuch quickly!
Running inside of the cart she quickly asked them for a few things, making certain to not speak too loudly, making it obvious that a few questions could be raised on why she was so comfortable with doing this.
"I will put a bag of zenni down there along with a note for repairs, You guys check the burning ship if any items that retrace to you two are found on it, when you are ready, hop in this stall.
It may look rather old but it can still perform itself like a great vehicle on the current roads before us!"
Grasping in a small safe and taking out a large bag of coins and plopping it down on the door step of this building before turning to you guys with a hurried look on her face, trying to urge everybody on to get inside, only when everybody was inside would she shut the other side of the stall, pieces of the delorean decoration falling off as a loud engine hum started to become able to be heard, slowly making its way out of the city via the road while speaking happily.
"So you wished to know where this mechanic is right? He lives in the fortune tellers desert, always getting his entire shop in trouble by the weakest bandits because he constantly pisses them off y'know?
He once blew up a car from the bandits and they came back with a hundred more, not realizing he had laid out a entire mine field to test if it would be usefull... I have nothing more to say about that!"
Laughing softly while simply looking at a small pocket television to direct this large vehicle.
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