The fabled banana-caramel milkshake (and marshmallows) would quickly arrive, much to Defrosch's delight. Apparently milkshakes are a specialty thing at this café, Defrosch would have to note this place down for later! He eagerly set the marshmallows on top, admiring his 'work of art'. "Well, I didn't know I was also a comedian." He snorted, noting the laughter. "Still not buying it though." He shrugged, having a bit of his milkshake before continuing. "See, you're not wrong; Arcosians are typically as you said; following ones own rules and nothing else, doing whatever we want. Now, unfortunately, that is the exact reason why people don't like us."
"I can guarantee I've got more adventurous tastes than most a'those wine-guzzling boneheads." Defrosch leaned back in his chair completely missing any flirtatious cues, enjoying more of his milkshake. "Anyway, I'm Defrosch- and don't worry about it I had to fight a dude to get his name once-" Being interrupted by the late arrival of the other Saiyan; Kazar. Defrosch glanced over to them, rolling his eyes. "Golly gee, Kazar, did you flush your manners down the toilet this morning? Usually people say 'excuse me' before droppin' in on a conversation. Congrats by the way, you saw through an obvious- yet totally hilarious lie."
Zerori blinked at his statement, ‘Still not buying it’ and she frowned, looking at her plate and his milkshake before tilting her head. “Wait, you’re not buying this or… not buying that I like your kind?” If she wasn’t playing at being dense about it, it might have been humorous to see her blank expression. Shaking her head of the redundant question, Zerori gave a slight two-fingered wave at the saiyan that knew the Arcosian. “A pleasure, Kaz - I’m calling you ‘Kaz’, by the way,” She smirked at him before looking over at her new Arcosian again. His name was also revealed to her and she waved for the waitress back over to give Kazar a chance to order something while they enjoyed a nice, completely stress-free conversation.
The lady came over and Zerori pointed at the saiyan, “Give ‘im whatever he wants. And-” She paused the waitress as she went to go about getting his order, “-do me a favor, put it on the tab of ‘Red Doll’.”
The waitress gave her a look of worry, “M’am, we don’t-”
“I’m good for it,” Zerori interrupted with a wink, making the waitress just deflate.
She looked to the saiyan, “Your order, sir?” Jessica would speak to her manager about the tailed lady later. She wasn’t going to get in trouble because of her.
Zerori turned to Kazar, “Without going into much detail, I’m trying to take a day off from my usual activities. It’s been a hell of a day and if it wasn’t for ‘De Freeze’, I would have most likely blown up on someone.” She grimaced, “Or a lot of ‘someones’. Likely in an actual explosion.” She grinned at Defrosch, “Calling you that, by the way.”
As kazar leaned back and relaxed he heard the acrosian or defrosch speak saying 'Golly gee, kazar did you flush your manner's down the toilet this morning?'. He barely chuckled and replied. "Well technically, this is my day off for once. So i'm cuttin' loose a little, and for being curious about ahem..." he did a slight motion with his eye's pointing to zerori as she talked to the waitress. he whispers lightly. "I've been getting word off street's that this uhm how do i name it. Well "firey magician" if i'd call it, has caused some corruption in town and by the looks of it, it all point's down to her as far as my research wen-" he stopped talking as zerori talked to him, referring him as 'Kaz'. "Uhm excuse me? When did my nickname become kaz? Oh um also miss i'll take a coffee..."
After he told the waitress his order, he looked at zerori confused and sort of flattered. This would be considered a good nickname, for someone he would meet in his future, who could be close to him but that's ages away from now. All he could do is sigh and just accept the nickname. "Actually nevermind, kaz seem's ehh well a good-ish nickname." Soon the waitress came back with kazar's coffee and placed it down in front of him. As kazar picks up his coffee to take a sip, he instantly froze as he heard her say 'If it wasn't for de freeze, I would have most likely blown up on someone.” She grimaced, “Or a lot of ‘someones’. Likely in an actual explosion.' He tightly gripped his coffee cup but done his best and retained his anger, now fully knowing she HAS to be evil if she would blow up more then one person, in a explosion! He slowly made himself stay calm keeping his own temptation to just go and attack her just from that very comment. He forced a grin across his face and played along with it. "Heh just a lot? Understandable if you'd be bored but eh, i think i'd go for a ohh how should i call it? Rather then 'explosion' how about, a bang. 1 instant and bang. All gone." He then take's a sip from his coffee keeping his anger hidden. Beside's he's a good actor in his opinion and many other's. It would be a 70 or 80/100 chance of them catching on.
(-fingers break- Longest post ever for me. And your turn defrosch!)
"I mean the whole 'liking Arcosians' deal you're trying to sell. Don't worry about the cake or whatever, I said I'd cover it." Defrosch shrugged at Zerori's seemingly silly question. He went back to enjoying his milkshake once more as Zerori and Kazar spoke, only to perk up and pay more attention at the mention of a rather silly nickname; 'Defreeze'. "Welp, I'll give you points for originality on that one. Its a way better nickname than what I'm used to... Plus, can ya blame me? I'd prefer a minimal amount of explosions within my field of perception- Or really, like- within my scope of knowledge. Seriously. People need to take a moment to chill the hell out sometimes."
Defrosch rolled his eyes in response to where the conversation was going, clearly this was perfect chance to have it derailed. "For example, right now. You two. Chill. No explosions happened. Everything is fine. Like this here milkshake. Which is extra fine."
The waitress walked off, leaving the saiyaness to raise a brow at Kazar, she silently mulled over his little whispering. He didn’t think she could hear him, even talking to the young lady about her dessert, but Zerori had keen senses. Sensitive enough for her to keep tabs on a person’s scent for a great distance, acute eye sight to see otherwise minute details with above average clarity and a very strong threshold of hearing. It didn’t really matter to her if it was a saiyan or a demon trait but it was quite useful on the down low. And now… it provided a means of amusement.
After her sarcastic remark about exploding people, Zerori would simply allow a wide grin to spread upon her face. So, he thinks I’m a ‘Fire Magician’? That’s actually kind of a cute title… As he tried to enjoy his coffee, Zerori turned to Defrosch and shrugged, “Hey, if you think I’m bullshittin’ ya, that’s fine. If it really mattered and I didn’t like your kind,” She winked at him, “You’d be dead right now.”
Just to add a little fuel on the fire~
Then it was Kazar turn to passively aggressively bait her – because she wasn’t deaf and blind in the least. She tilted her head at him, eye brow knit curiously as she smiled at him. “’A bang’? Well, it would be the first time I’d have shot somebody.” With a gesture of her hands, Zerori closed her eyes as she extrapolated, “I’d have to say… maybe five at one time. But then, that’d be because I got ‘em all in a row!” To add to the effect, she would suddenly point her arm at Kazar with a toothy grin, the opposite hand coming up to wave against the circuit on her arm. With a flurry of data, a cannon would materialize on her arm aimed at the saiyan.
And of course, Defrosch tried to de-escalate the situation.
Zerori kept her cannon on Kazar for a few more seconds before she shrugged and the weapon disappeared into data bits, dissipating into nothingness. “See, Kaz – I’m a lot more than you can handle. So do me a favor, eh?” She leaned towards him, eyes flashing red slightly as wave of sadism nearly seduced her into ending him right there. “Know your limits.” Getting up from the table, Zerori would flash the Arcosian a wink and attempt to pat Kazar on the head with a soft remark, “-Enjoy your coffee.”
As she started to walk away, she remembered a key piece of information. “Oh. I’m leaving planet soon, so this might be ‘goodbye’ for good.” Tossing them a smile, she ended it with a slight wave, “See you guys around.”
[Exit for Zerori! Cleanin up some threads before lift off! Zeni PLZ]
Defrosch rolled his eyes at Zerori as she made a somewhat substantial 'threat'. What she said was correct, sure, but there were things about Defrosch that she did not know... "I don't doubt that you could, you seem fairly strong." He said with a shrug, giving her a bit of a sly wink. "But if you did... Well, lets just say I know some people in high places~" Although the dramatic irony of that statement will likely be lost on Zerori, Defrosch spoke this way to show off some snarky bite... The Saiyaness did imply that is the kind of trait that she liked among people, after all. So why wouldn't Defrosch capitalize on it? It might help in the future should they ever meet again.
"Welp." The Arcosian glanced over to Kazar, after finishing the last of his milkshake. "If I were you, I would, uh... Try not to make people like her mad in the future, especially in public. It'll help you- and others- live longer." Defrosch got up shortly after, handing the returning waitress some Zeni to pay for everything- even Kazar's coffee. "Anyway, I'm outta here. Seeya."
With that, Defrosch launched himself into the sky, to the adventures that awaited him.
THREAD EXIT I would like PL with Suppressed Form's bonus please~