Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2015 3:54:01 GMT
A technician wearing the blue jacket of Capsule Corp waited by a switch, until he was given the nod by a man in military dress and long, vermilion hair. A broadcast crackled to life, zooming through the airwaves of Earth, beaming through the government relays to every television set and scouter on the Planet.
“We’re interrupting your regularly-scheduled program to bring you a special announcement from Capsule Corp and the Blue Banner Army.” A crisply dressed woman in the white-and-blue military uniform of Blue Banner announced from behind a news anchor’s desk. “Are crazy robots rampaging through your neighborhood, demanding to find Dragon Balls? Are you unsatisfied with the progress of your life? Well look no further -- the uncanny engineers at Capsule Corp and Blue Banner Army have brought to you the Dragon RadarTM!” A graphic of the circular, handheld device swiveled into the corner behind her. “According to ancient legend, the Dragon Balls can make your wildest dreams come true, and the Dragon RadarTM is the only way to find one! Half of all proceeds will be donated to rebuild ruined homes and ransacked lives which have been disrupted by the recent, unforeseen, and blameless chaos, so get out there and get to work, citizens of Earth -- it’s your duty!” With that she stood and gave a crisp salute as patriotic trumpets roused.
A wall of large text crawled up the screen as her image froze, with legal information relayed by a rapid monotone voice.
“Thirty percent of all profits from the sale of the Dragon RadarTM go to the legal defense fund for Blue Banner Army senior officers currently under Global Parliament investigation for fraud, malicious mischief, and assisting in the creation of an illegal weapon of mass destruction. Batteries sold separately!”
“We’re interrupting your regularly-scheduled program to bring you a special announcement from Capsule Corp and the Blue Banner Army.” A crisply dressed woman in the white-and-blue military uniform of Blue Banner announced from behind a news anchor’s desk. “Are crazy robots rampaging through your neighborhood, demanding to find Dragon Balls? Are you unsatisfied with the progress of your life? Well look no further -- the uncanny engineers at Capsule Corp and Blue Banner Army have brought to you the Dragon RadarTM!” A graphic of the circular, handheld device swiveled into the corner behind her. “According to ancient legend, the Dragon Balls can make your wildest dreams come true, and the Dragon RadarTM is the only way to find one! Half of all proceeds will be donated to rebuild ruined homes and ransacked lives which have been disrupted by the recent, unforeseen, and blameless chaos, so get out there and get to work, citizens of Earth -- it’s your duty!” With that she stood and gave a crisp salute as patriotic trumpets roused.
A wall of large text crawled up the screen as her image froze, with legal information relayed by a rapid monotone voice.
“Thirty percent of all profits from the sale of the Dragon RadarTM go to the legal defense fund for Blue Banner Army senior officers currently under Global Parliament investigation for fraud, malicious mischief, and assisting in the creation of an illegal weapon of mass destruction. Batteries sold separately!”
