Post by Neiku on Sept 12, 2017 6:40:55 GMT
(Everything coated in blue is the narrator.)
The weekend is finally here, kids are off from school and some adults are taking well deserved rest days. Today is also a special day for Neiku, because this is his first day off school he's had since starting school! What does he plan to do with his day off? Take a break from the hussle and bussle of everyday city life of course, but something tells me he isn’t leaving the city just so he can take in nature's beauty.
We open in a random forest with Neiku, he stretches for a minute and when he finishes he looks around, he spots a tree with tons of branches. He then jumps up and climbs ontop of the branch “Perfect spot, nice and sturdy.” Neiku said to himself as he then starts to do upside down sit ups using the tree branch to hold his legs. Eight hundred sit ups later he hops down from the branch and begins to jog through the forest at a light paste “I really should have done more sit ups then that, maybe on the way back I’ll hit a quick thousand.” he thought to himself as he jogged. “HELP!” a voice cried from a distance, Neiku came to a dead stop and looked around “Huh?” he said confusion as he tried to decipher where the cry for help came from. “Please no! PLEASE!” A woman said to a giant pigman standing over her with a spear pointed to her head “Well I guess it would just be a waste to kill you . . . Without having a little fun!” the pigman replied as he then dropped his spear, the woman tried to get up but the pigman pushed her down and held her down “Where you think your going? YOU BEGGED FOR THIS!” the pigman yelled. He then began to pull her dress up with one hand, while the other held both her arms above her head, but then suddenly a Cowman's body burst through the door and hit the ground “Hey porky! Leave the girl alone.” Neiku said walking into the doorway. A bunch of different animal men surrounded the hut outside with an assortment of different melee weapons “Hmp!? And who's going to stop me if I don’t little boy?” the pig man said grasping his spear and standing up, Neiku looks up at the seven foot tall man with a mean glare and with his thumb he courageously pointed at himself. The pigman bursted out laughing “YOU!? HAHAHAHAHA!” the pigman exclaimed falling to his knees laughing so hard, Neiku then roundhouse kicks him in the skull and the pigman's head smashes against the wooden ground. All the animal men outside that seen what unfolded inside were surprised for a minute, but then all came rushing in yelling loudly. The first one that made it in Neiku turned around and punched him in the gut then kicked him into another one of the animal men, “Ladie we need to get out of here!” Neiku said fighting off more Animalmen as they ran in two by two. The woman pushes herself up and runs to a nearby window, a Donkey man with sunglasses comes flying by her direction and smashes his head against the wall next to the window and falls to the ground, this frightens the lady but she then quickly opens the window “OVER HERE!” she yelled to Neiku. Neiku took note of her yell but he was in the middle of a fight with a Foxman, the Foxman threw a punch at him but Neiku ducked and then quickly uppercutted him with his head, knocking the red fox to the ground. Neiku then ran to the window, the woman seen him coming so she jumped out, after her Neiku jumped out as well.
What Neiku didn’t know is that the hut was built atop a waterfall, and that window they jumped out of was a dead drop down to the springs below!
“AHHH!” Neiku yelled as gravity pulled him down, the woman twisted herself mid air and her dress puffed up like a parachute and she began to float down. She then looked up at Neiku who is falling toward her “Oh shit.” she said right before Neiku crashed into her, they both fell together right into the spring water making a giant splash. Minutes later the lady and Neiku both emerge “WOOHOO!” Neiku yells, the lady looks surprised but still happy “I can’t believe we just survived that!” said in excitement as she swims over to Neiku “I know right! I thought that fall would have killed us.” he replied “We should probably get to land though.” he continued, she nodded and they swam to shore. When they got to shore they both just laid on the grass “Thank you for saving me back there, uh…” she said “Neiku, and no problem.” he said standing up and offering her a hand up “My names Soter.” Soter replied grabbing a hold of his hand. He pulled her up to her feet “I think we start setting up a camp here, and get prepared for those animal guys.” he explained as he squeezed water out his hair “WHAT!? I’ve got a wedding to get back to, I cannot stay here.” she replied “Well you know those guys don’t seem like they're just gonna leave you alone. I mean I think I killed their boss back there.” Neiku explained. Soter looked away from Natsu angry “I’m thankful you saved me and all but I just…” she said as she began to tear up “Can’t believe the day that was suppose to be the happiest day of my life has just been completely ruined.” she added as she weeped, Nattsu got a look of sympathy on his face “I’m sorry that this happened to you, but look I promise I’ll get you to that wedding as soon as possible. But you gotta work with me here alright.” he said putting his hand on her shoulder trying to comfort her, she turned around wiped the tears from her eyes and then nodded.
“Hey I’ll be right back I’m going to go grab some more wood for the fire okay.” Neiku said standing up “Alright.” Soter said as Neiku began to walk off. Awhile later Soter is staring up at the night sky, but then suddenly she hears a sound come from the woods “Neiku?!” she yelled jumping up, she then slowly creeps over to where she heard the sound “Neiku?” she quietly said getting closer “NOPE!” a Horseman yelled as he jumps out of hiding and kicks her in the stomach. The kick launches her into the dirt, the Horseman walks over slowly “Finally I catch you by yourself!” he said chuckling, Soter spits up blood and begins to slowly pick herself up.
Once she got to her feet the Horseman grabs her by the arm, but then Soter kicks him in the crotch! He releases his grip of her arm and she falls back onto the ground, Soter pushes herself up again and as she does she notices the spear next to the springs and runs toward it. The Horseman growls and runs after her, she is almost to the spear but then the Horseman jumps and tackles her down to the ground by the legs. “I got you now bitch!” the Horseman yells, Soter kicks him in the face as she also tries to reach for the spear but it's a little too far for her to reach. “No, no, NO! I refuse to lose!” Soter thinks to herself, then with all her might and the horse man's weight she crawls to the spear and inches closer and closer. Once she got within grabbing distance she grabs the spear and stabs the horse man in the head with it, his body goes limp and she is now able to kick him off and stand up. Neiku runs in from the forest “Soter are you okay?!” Neiku asks with blood all over him “I am, are you!?” Soter replies turning toward him “I’m good but there are more coming . . . LOOK OUT!” Neiku yelled out as the Horseman begins to stand up. Soter looks back at the Horseman standing behind her with blood gushing out his forehead, she waste no time to then strike him again with the spear in the stomach. The Horseman grabs the shaft of the spear and looks Soter in the eyes, she just angrily glares back at him and lets go of the spear. The Horseman takes two steps back, pukes blood all over her, falls backwards onto the ground, and dies in a puddle of his own blood. “Woah.” Neiku said as he walked over to her, then putting his hand on her shoulder “You said more were coming right?” she asked “Yep.” he answered standing behind her, “Oh look at you two.” a man said coming out the woods in a tuxedo. Both Neiku and Soter turned toward him “Bobby?!” she yelled confused “You came to save me!” she yelled as she then ran toward Bobby and hugged him “Actually my dear, I’ve come for the exact opposite. MEN!” Bobby yelled, then bunches of animal men came out the forest and surrounded them “What?!” Neiku and Soter both said. Bobby grabbed her by the arms and pulled her deeper into the forest “LET HER GO!” Neiku yelled running toward them, but then a big Bullman blocked the him “I think you best worry about yourself bitch.” the Bullman said then to push him back into the middle of the ring the animal men formed. Neiku looked around him, then took a fighting stance, then all the animal men at once charged at him. “WHY BOBBY WHY!” Soter said as she was being tied to a tree “For the zeni baby, but don’t take it personal or anything.” Bobby replied chuckling, “I’M GOING TO RIP YOUR NUTS OFF WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS!” Soter yelled at him with a flame in her eye. Neiku grabs an Elephantmans trunk and rips it off, then he smacks the Elephantman across the face with it, Neiku then throws the trunk at three other guys running at him. “It's so many of these guys, I need to hurry up and end this and get to Soter.” Neiku thought looking around himself again “Wait, I got it!” he thought jumping up into the air. He then charged two KI blast “IT'S TIME TO END THIS!” Neiku yelled, he then shot out two KI blast at two different animal men. It killed them both “Ha is that all you got!” a Chickenman yelled at him “I’m just getting started!” Neiku answered with a grin, then shooting more and more KI blast back to back two by two at all the animal men, he continued to do this until he stopped seeing anymore of them. Once he finished he fell back to the ground and ran off into the direction Bobby took Soter, “AHGH!” Bobby yelled squirming on the ground in a puddle of blood grabbing his crotch area “Woah you're okay.” Neiku said as he just made it to them “Oh I’m more then okay, I’m just great.” Soter replied.
So after that Neiku and Soter began work on a small camp together, afterwards Neiku made a spear for Soter, she didn’t know how to correctly use it at first so Neiku tried to teach her but she couldn’t quite get it down packed. So instead Soter set up booby traps around the camp with the help of Neiku, and after a long day of setting up night finally came.
“Hey I’ll be right back I’m going to go grab some more wood for the fire okay.” Neiku said standing up “Alright.” Soter said as Neiku began to walk off. Awhile later Soter is staring up at the night sky, but then suddenly she hears a sound come from the woods “Neiku?!” she yelled jumping up, she then slowly creeps over to where she heard the sound “Neiku?” she quietly said getting closer “NOPE!” a Horseman yelled as he jumps out of hiding and kicks her in the stomach. The kick launches her into the dirt, the Horseman walks over slowly “Finally I catch you by yourself!” he said chuckling, Soter spits up blood and begins to slowly pick herself up.
Once she got to her feet the Horseman grabs her by the arm, but then Soter kicks him in the crotch! He releases his grip of her arm and she falls back onto the ground, Soter pushes herself up again and as she does she notices the spear next to the springs and runs toward it. The Horseman growls and runs after her, she is almost to the spear but then the Horseman jumps and tackles her down to the ground by the legs. “I got you now bitch!” the Horseman yells, Soter kicks him in the face as she also tries to reach for the spear but it's a little too far for her to reach. “No, no, NO! I refuse to lose!” Soter thinks to herself, then with all her might and the horse man's weight she crawls to the spear and inches closer and closer. Once she got within grabbing distance she grabs the spear and stabs the horse man in the head with it, his body goes limp and she is now able to kick him off and stand up. Neiku runs in from the forest “Soter are you okay?!” Neiku asks with blood all over him “I am, are you!?” Soter replies turning toward him “I’m good but there are more coming . . . LOOK OUT!” Neiku yelled out as the Horseman begins to stand up. Soter looks back at the Horseman standing behind her with blood gushing out his forehead, she waste no time to then strike him again with the spear in the stomach. The Horseman grabs the shaft of the spear and looks Soter in the eyes, she just angrily glares back at him and lets go of the spear. The Horseman takes two steps back, pukes blood all over her, falls backwards onto the ground, and dies in a puddle of his own blood. “Woah.” Neiku said as he walked over to her, then putting his hand on her shoulder “You said more were coming right?” she asked “Yep.” he answered standing behind her, “Oh look at you two.” a man said coming out the woods in a tuxedo. Both Neiku and Soter turned toward him “Bobby?!” she yelled confused “You came to save me!” she yelled as she then ran toward Bobby and hugged him “Actually my dear, I’ve come for the exact opposite. MEN!” Bobby yelled, then bunches of animal men came out the forest and surrounded them “What?!” Neiku and Soter both said. Bobby grabbed her by the arms and pulled her deeper into the forest “LET HER GO!” Neiku yelled running toward them, but then a big Bullman blocked the him “I think you best worry about yourself bitch.” the Bullman said then to push him back into the middle of the ring the animal men formed. Neiku looked around him, then took a fighting stance, then all the animal men at once charged at him. “WHY BOBBY WHY!” Soter said as she was being tied to a tree “For the zeni baby, but don’t take it personal or anything.” Bobby replied chuckling, “I’M GOING TO RIP YOUR NUTS OFF WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS!” Soter yelled at him with a flame in her eye. Neiku grabs an Elephantmans trunk and rips it off, then he smacks the Elephantman across the face with it, Neiku then throws the trunk at three other guys running at him. “It's so many of these guys, I need to hurry up and end this and get to Soter.” Neiku thought looking around himself again “Wait, I got it!” he thought jumping up into the air. He then charged two KI blast “IT'S TIME TO END THIS!” Neiku yelled, he then shot out two KI blast at two different animal men. It killed them both “Ha is that all you got!” a Chickenman yelled at him “I’m just getting started!” Neiku answered with a grin, then shooting more and more KI blast back to back two by two at all the animal men, he continued to do this until he stopped seeing anymore of them. Once he finished he fell back to the ground and ran off into the direction Bobby took Soter, “AHGH!” Bobby yelled squirming on the ground in a puddle of blood grabbing his crotch area “Woah you're okay.” Neiku said as he just made it to them “Oh I’m more then okay, I’m just great.” Soter replied.
We cut to an hour later and the sun is starting to rise, Neiku and Soter are back at the lake both sitting on top the big Bullmans carcass talking “I can’t believe he was just going to sell you.” Neiku said shaking his head “Same here, but I’m over it now. Something about ripping his nuts off really made me feel better.” she replied laughing a little, Neiku chuckled then jumped off the carcass “Well I think I should get wash this blood off me and start heading back home now.” he said walking toward the lake “Wait.” Soter said hopping off the carcass and running toward Neiku. “Huh?” he said turning around, Soter then runs up and hugs him “Thank you again.” she said then moving in for a kiss, Neiku kisses her back and they begin to make out.
It seems Neiku’s crazy weekend has ended quite well, and even through all the fighting he managed to make a brand new friend, or should I say girlfriend?
“YOU'RE SIXTEEN!?” Soter yelled in shock by this new information, she then slaps Neiku in the face runs out the lake in nothing but her underwear and walks away into the forest angry.
Nope just friend then.
(Ending theme)
