Post by Morek Ogark on Apr 1, 2017 9:41:16 GMT
Yo, it is your friendly neighborhood Ogre here with a pretty cool suggestion, or at least I think so. I have noticed a problem on the site, a very big one: too many saiyans! Those pesky apes are going around space ruining everything! They commit mass genocide across thousands of planets, even going for Earth! They also think they are tough shit when the moon comes out, turning into giant hairy munsters that have no sense of elegance in their destruction. It ain't right I tell you! And don't even get me started on them turning into blondes and seemingly powering up from this. How they got Earth's premier on their side, I will never know! It is for these reasons that I present to you a solution: their extermination!
Of course none of us PC players would be able to carry this out ourselves, and even if we could, there is no way we are taking out millions or even billions of these creatures with our own groups. This is why I propose an event where there are a race of elite extremists (NPCs) that go around in threads just one-shotting every single saiyan on the site, and going for the NPC saiyans as well! Within a month or two tops, they will all be gone, and then we would be able to rejoice ic about their sudden removal from the face of the universe!
Yes yes, I know all of you saiyans are ready to jump on me for utter racism and whatnot, but this will give you all an ample opportunity: the takeover of the Afterlife! If so many of you are dead, it would be easy to march up on King Yemma and take his throne, controlling two prevalent areas that are perhaps more important than anything in the living world. You will be able to eternally torment all of your enemies that die, giving at least most of you immense satisfaction. And perhaps you could even give Morek a nice spot in this new empire, seeing as he will try his best to help you deal with Yemma, his mean boss.
See? A win-win on all sides! Anyone that disagrees with this is pure nuts I tell you!
Of course none of us PC players would be able to carry this out ourselves, and even if we could, there is no way we are taking out millions or even billions of these creatures with our own groups. This is why I propose an event where there are a race of elite extremists (NPCs) that go around in threads just one-shotting every single saiyan on the site, and going for the NPC saiyans as well! Within a month or two tops, they will all be gone, and then we would be able to rejoice ic about their sudden removal from the face of the universe!
Yes yes, I know all of you saiyans are ready to jump on me for utter racism and whatnot, but this will give you all an ample opportunity: the takeover of the Afterlife! If so many of you are dead, it would be easy to march up on King Yemma and take his throne, controlling two prevalent areas that are perhaps more important than anything in the living world. You will be able to eternally torment all of your enemies that die, giving at least most of you immense satisfaction. And perhaps you could even give Morek a nice spot in this new empire, seeing as he will try his best to help you deal with Yemma, his mean boss.
See? A win-win on all sides! Anyone that disagrees with this is pure nuts I tell you!