Orzo
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Post by Orzo on Mar 6, 2017 20:21:54 GMT
Thread PL: 750 When you think 'bounty hunter', do you think someone who sits around at a desk with guns and blades on every wall, waiting for someone mad enough to ask them to kill someone? Yeah? Well what about a man who's standing around the produce isle, and the only weapon he has is a crowbar that can shrink into his pocket? No? Well too bad, that's the kind of bounty hunter you're getting.
As state, Orzo would be standing around, trying to complete a shopping list his boss had given him. To be honest, this was a relief compared to all the jobs he knew his boss could have given him. The zoan knew he was considered expendable, he knew if him and the rest of the people he worked with were in front of a death trap, they'd all vote to send him first.
But whatever, he needed to focus on what was at hand, and be glad he's able to do this rather than anything else. So continuing to wander through the building, he looked for the rest of the things on the list.
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Post by D.N.A on Mar 7, 2017 1:03:35 GMT
Thread PL: 1,200A loud growl would resonate inside your neighbor hood wannabe villain's stomach. Who knew that creatures made to destroy the world became hungry. D.N.A walked into the grocery store. As usual, every one stop what they were doing to look at the small little monster of science. Usually everyone in the store would have they're eyes on him but, they seem to be focus on something else than D.N.A Maybe the pink lump would've notice if he wasn't so damn hungry. "Chumnini..." D.N.A let out a small moan. The small creature rush through the aisles of the grocery store looking for something to dine on. As he passed each category of food he shake his head. Basically everything got a head shake except for one aisle. D.N.A's stubby legs came to a stop as he gaze drifted upwards. The small creature was mesmerized by something, as a single strand of saliva seeped from his beak. D.N.A stood in the candy aisle staring up at the rows of candy. Another man walked by, pasted, stopped, and look backed at D.N.A By now you think the small little lump would have gotten use to the human's reactions to him but, every time one of them dropped they're jaw at him, he wanted to rip it off. He would've pecked at the man till he ran off but, D.N.A beady eyes were trained on one thing. On the very top row, sat a pack of gummies with the label 'Mochi' written across it's package. D.N.A non-existence eyebrows scrunch'd up. "How.." D.N.A muttered to himself. The dilemma for today seem to be how the small creature, who barely could reach the third row, would get to the candy on the top row. An impossible endeavor indeed. Orzo
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Orzo
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Post by Orzo on Mar 13, 2017 21:08:45 GMT
Continuing on with a sigh, the Zoan stopped as he noticed the strangest of things. A small pink creature stood in front of him, causing him to stop. It seemed to be staring up at some candy that it couldn't get to. To be fair, it also looked like it didn't have money anyways. Orzo thought about it, realizing he was in the same predicament. He had been in debt for years, in fact since this shopping is for his whole group, the money wasn't even his. All of the money he had was borrowed from the guys who made the list. So with a heavy face palm, he'd walk up and knock a bar off the shelf called 'Strappare'. "Knock yourself out." Orzo mumbled, walking away from D.N.A. It wasn't long before a staff member walked up to Orzo, grabbing his arm. "Sir, you going to pay for that?" As soon as this happened, the bounty hunter was panicking in his head. He had no idea what to do! He could just hit the guy, as he'd have the cops on his ass... Let's try bluffing. He though to himself. "Sir, I am with the special forces, and it is my duty to keep that thing happy no matter the circumstances." He honestly had no idea what said 'thing' was, but he'd hope it would just play along and keep them both out of trouble. D.N.A Steel Ball Run for the win, am I right?
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Post by D.N.A on Mar 13, 2017 22:12:44 GMT
D.N.A would catch the candy bar... " Did that walking wolf just tell me to knock myself out?" D.N.A thought to himself. D.N.A wasn't still wasn't fully use to Earth's language at all. Taking the light idiom as a threat. Another man would walk up to the wolf. From the way he carried himself the human seem to have some authority here. D.N.A made the connections, the human probably ran this stockpile of food. Maybe if D.N.A devoured that man he would become the leader and have all rights to the food in the store... It was pretty obvious that D.N.A didn't understand the concept of a store. "Sir, are you going to pay for that?" The leader human asked the wolf...The human called the wolf Sir, so that must be his name... Well Sir, would have to pay for something it seemed. D.N.A would look from the candy bar in his hand to the other two. "Are they talking about this?" D.N.A would wonder. Assuming the candy bar was some type of food... "Oh... Sir tried to steal the food from the lead human's stock pile. Wait... Then why did Sir hand the food to me? Is he trying to pin his act of theft on me?!"D.N.A stood there as Sir made up a story, D.N.A again assuming about him... Not only was this Sir person a thief but now a compulsive liar. D.N.A had one other interaction with the inhabitants of earth. So far, he couldn't wait to finish his pod and get off this piece of rock. Out of the three people he met all of them were in someway had something wrong with them. "I've never met this person before. I didn't even know his name till you said it Lead Human." It was rare that D.N.A spoke. Usually he kept the dialogue in his head but, he wasn't gonna sit here and get blamed by Sir for a crime he didn't commit. D.N.A started to come up with a plan. "This Lead Human must of known Sir before this. Meaning this wasn't the first time Sir committed a crime against the Lead Human's pack. If I play this right, I could get some free food. Maybe even join up with them." D.N.A had left his last pack many moons again. He gave up the life of the wild in exchange for intelligence. Now D.N.A found himself in the same situation but, with another species of animals. D.N.A never joined a pack of humans before. In fact, he hated humans. But this pack of humans seem to be well off. Shelter, plenty of food, and territory. It seemed like a perfect set up. One way or another D.N.A was gonna take this place for his own. And the only way to do that was to take out the leader... D.N.A dropped into an attack stance. He got ready to pounce on the Lead Human. "Chumini..."Orzo
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Orzo
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Post by Orzo on Mar 23, 2017 16:04:00 GMT
As Orzo started getting confident in his lie, all his hope was shattered as the small creature suddenly ruined everything. He turned to D.N.A, not looking too happy, until he noticed the employee taking out his phone, most likely to call the police. So to quickly react, the Zoan pulled out a small little object with a button on it. After pushing the button, the object stretched and unfolded into a crowbar! He'd then use this to smash the phone of the guy's hand and break it, running off deeper into the store. "Get back here!" With a shout, he'd start chasing after Orzo, and at this point alert the whole store that something was up. How can today get any worse!? The bounty hunter thought, still trying to run off while still keep his groceries. If he didn't, he knew he'd suffer something worse than jail. D.N.A What's this!? I actually posted!?
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