Merchandising is all the Craze Jan 10, 2017 21:33:01 GMT
Post by King Yo on Jan 10, 2017 21:33:01 GMT
A Goat might find himself a new Souvenir!
[THREAD PL: 550]
Central Capitol the largest and main city on planet Earth, people packed into it like sardines the farther into the criss crossing streets you went. Just like any other city it has a mixture of wealth and poverty though perhaps not as crime ridden as most other populaces on the globe. This city was in fact home to the current ‘Premier’ of Earth and the police force couldn’t be more strict. However a fish still has to eat, and so does a rotund majin.
King Yo had set up a jury-rigged stand adjacent of one of the busy sidewalks in the city, right in the active section of their commercial district. A megaphone in one hand and a paper fan in the other his voice jumping out to encourage business. “You there Sir! May I offer you one of these Official Premier Vi-Poi autographed portraits!? Heck maybe buy another for that special girl you got your eye on huh?” the megaphone echoed as some commuters stopped by to check his merchandise. These autographs obvious copies of a newspaper photograph and a forged signature ‘Vi’ and the ‘i’ dotted with little hearts. A cheap product to make with only a handful of zeni and a turnaround of five hundred zeni a pop.
The zoonamite chuckled to himself as he was reeling in a number of gullible suckers. Anyone trying to point out the fraudulent behavior getting a mighty death stare from the huge majin seated on the same sidewalk and leaning back on a building. His form taking up more room then the stand itself or the zoonamite behind it. His hands rested on his stomach that which let out a mighty growl every couple of minutes giving away the creatures hunger “Mojo hungry.” King looked over onto his cohort and shook his head “Just a little while Mojo buddy, just need a few more of these lampreys to dish out the cash.”
King yo waved his fan in the air and whacked it against the cardboard box stand “Just five hundred zeni and you too can have this limited edition signed photo of our glorious leader!” Chuckling out as he lied through his teeth, even the bit on glory a fabrication in his mind. Though he had to respect Vi for how he handled the over taking of the entire planet. These people were eating it up though much to his advantage.