Post by large consume on Dec 8, 2016 18:59:00 GMT
"Today's the day!"
Jican yelled as he grabbed what little he brought with him to the Afterlife. Shibo and he had been further constructing their scheme to escape hell. And today is the day they were going to go through with it. They'd been in hell for basically a year now, and it was their time to go back to the realm of the living. Jican put on his gi and woke up Shibo, who had been previously lazing around as he usually does. Shibo stretched and put on his Dynamic Duo cape. The two walked outside together and went over the plan one last time.
"You remember the plan entirely, right Shibo?", Jican asked. Shibo replied with a shrug, and then proceeded to say about half of the plan. Which wasn't even correct. "Dude, c'mon! We've been over this at LEAST 4 times!", Jican yelled. "Jeez, SORRY mom.", Shibo said sarcastically. Jican let out a sigh. "Alright, look. Here's how this is gonna go. You and I are going to QUIETLY fly up to the sky, and make sure that we don't get any ogre or demon's attention. Then, we sneak back up into the Check-In Station. Remember not to make A SOUND. Finally, we sneak underneath the Check-In Station and get the heck outta there! Got all of that?", he asked. Shibo chuckled. "Check-In Station? More like Check-OUT Station! Let's do this!", he yelled excitingly.
The two first scanned the area. No ogres, demons, or baddies in sight. "Perfect.", Jican thought to himself. The two began to slowly levitate off the ground. Still, no one noticed the Duo. Seeing as they were already a good part of the way there, they suddenly burst into the air, headed torwards heaven. "We're gonna make it! We're gonna-". Shibo couldn't finished his sentence because he hit his head on...something? Jican hit his head too, and the two looked at each other. Those weren't clouds on the top of hell. It was a barrier. "God dammit! How did we overlook THIS?!", Shibo yelled angrily. Jican motioned for Shibo to shut up so that they wouldn't attract any unwanted attention.
"Don't worry. This is just a minor setback.", Jican whispered to his friend. "We'll just...break the barrier. Yeah, that'll work.". He signaled for Shibo to begin charging a ki blast, and they both did so. "Ready? 3...2...1... NOW!". The both simultaneously fired ki blasts at the barrier. The ensuing explosion caused a lot of noise, which wasn't very good for the whole stealth thing. Jican tried touching the clouds above the barrier. Unfortuantely, he could still feel the barrier. "Darn it. Nothin'.", Jican said. Shibo punched the barrier really hard in anger, only to regret it immediately after. He flinched in pain as the barrier gave him an electric shock, which one would guess would punish those who tried escaping.
"Let's talk about this back on the ground.", Jican whispered. The two descended onto the ground, and sat down. "What the hell is THAT?!", Shibo yelled while pointing to the sky. "It's a barrier, a forcefield of sorts. It keeps the people who actually DESERVE to be in hell in their place.", he replied. "Great. Fuckin' perfect. We're stuck here forever, aren't we!", Shibo yelled. "Ok first off, watch your language.", Jican demanded. Shibo muttered something under his breath, but Jican ignored it. "Second off, it's a barrier right? Barriers can be broken.". "Ok, that's great and all, but c'mon Jican! Some of the most evil, smart, and strong people live in hell! Don't you think THEY would have found a way through before some kids like US did?", the Majin said. Jican would have replied, but realized mid-sentence that his friend was right. Weaklings like them couldn't break the barrier.
"Darn it, you're...right for once.", Jican said. He began to scratch his hair, which was something Jican usually did when he was in deep thought. "I guess it isn't THAT bad down here. We don't really get beaten up much, and when we do eventually those ogres come and break up the fight.", Shibo said to himself. "Ogres....", Jican said to himself. He suddenly had a brilliant idea. "Ogres! That's it!", he yelled in triumph. His friend gave him a confused look. "What do ogres have to do with getting around that goddamn barrier?", Shibo asked. "Shibo, let me ask you something. Where do the ogres come from?", Jican asked his friend. "Well I'd assume that when a male ogre and a female ogr-". Jican covered Shibo's mouth. "Nononono, not like that. I mean WHERE do they come from?", he asked. Shibo shrugged. "I dunno. I assume they'd probably come from wherever their headquarters are.", he said. "Exactly! Those ogres come from the Check-In Station to hell, right? That means that THEY have a way down HERE...". Shibo began to connect the dots. "...and WE have a way up THERE! Jican, that's brilliant!". "Yeah, I'm great. I know.", Jican said in a fake narcissistic tone.
"Now what are we waiting for? Let's do this!"
((Shoki Please!))
((WC: 842))
((WC: 842))