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Post by Mammon on Mar 29, 2017 14:50:31 GMT
Heat wrapped itself around the sun-baked land like a heavy blanket crushing all beneath it in mind numbing swelter, it rose up through the ground and into those unlucky enough to walk on it making quick movements as slow as slugs, it would've been kinda pretty in a brutal way but it was too damn hot to think about beauty. He however relaxed under a palm tree which was odd cause palm trees didn't grow on Konats in fact he wasn't sure if any tree not but a withered husk existed on this planet, it was made of rubber it was one of those larger than life blow ups for all your huge party needs. And this party was lit by meaning it was on fire on virtue of it being a couple feet closer to the sun than anything else. So he relaxed in the shade of his burning inflatable palm tree and drank deeply of some kind of alcoholic beverage in a coconut, heavens know where he got it they must just materialize near anything vaguely palm tree like.
It had been one of those days, sure it had started out fine but as night turned to day and day turned into 'ouch, ouch my feet are on fire' he had gotten rather sick of Konats. And to top it all off blowing up the palm tree had almost given him heat stroke and his pale complexion, he may be a superior being but they didn't make superior sunblock good enough. And to top it all off he had to be wearing black, people say you had to suffer for style but no one mentioned frying!
He wore loose fitting black robe the kind the pope would wear if he ever went through his rebellious phase, it had symbols all over it like the inverted cross and the pentagram the kind of stuff people thought was occult, people who didn't know anything about the occult. But it was stylish to be sure in a kind of dark priest sacrifice virgin sort of way, and he oozed that style whatever it was. He sipped from his coconut daintily and by that he made the sound of an industrial pump removing water from a lake, this was the life nothing but sand sun and surf. Well minus the surf he still wondered if water could be exported to make an ocean for this purpose, this was very much un-demon like in his mind and by virtue of having horns so he began to think of ways he could harm people by stealing their water. Now how could he steal Namek's ocean?
"This is the life, nothing but me my coconut and, hey is my palm tree on fire?"
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Post by Majin Kaza on Mar 30, 2017 1:04:53 GMT
| Fun in the Sun - Lost and Found |Kaza's base PL: 96,825
Kaza's Current PL: 96.825/169,444
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| GAIN BONUSES: HEAVY WEIGHTS | | PL MULTIPLIERS: DAI MAJIN (x4/x7)
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Fire up the theme songs!
Ahh, Konats. Truly a beautiful place. A place where the sun sapped away every shred of moisture in your body, as well as your sanity. A place where carcasses rotted with boiling, maggot-infested insides, vultures feasting on them as if they were at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Konats, the place where the only plantlife didn't even exist in the first place. Except cacti, but they had spikes. And thus they did not count as plants, as they were rude and prickly.
Among all the yellow, though, a small periwinkle figure laid, messing the colour palette of the desert up with her mere existence. An odd specimen of Majinus Extremus, more commonly known as 'The Majin', had found her way into the deserts of Konats. Or rather, the desert found its way into her. Into her buttcrack, shoes, and body-vents, that is. The majin hated sand- it was coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it got everywhere.
She groaned in anguish, chin half-buried into the sand as she stared out infront of her. ''How'd I get lost in the first place...'' She muttered. A scaled, green lizard sat infront of her, looking at her with a distant expression. It stuck out its tongue, letting it flick around for a bit before it pulled back in. ''I know right? How DID I forget my scouter....?'' Kaza responded to her newfound friend. ''...Do you know where my ship is, mister lizard?''
The two stared at eachother for an odd second, before the lizard turned around and scurried away without warning. The majin groaned, rolling over on her back and simply lying there for a while. ''This sucks.'' She admitted, the sun searing down on her.
A minute or so later, the majin began to feel something relatively closeby. An energy reading...And quite a high one, at that. Hooray, she wasn't the only one stuck in this oversized litterbox! Who knows, maybe they had water- oh, or grape juice, she could really go for some grape juice right now.
Pulling herself up from the sandy ground, she lazily scanned the area before levitating into the air. Sure enough it all looked the same- and it quite honestly started to get really, really frustrating. A could-definitely-strangle-a-kitten-right-now level of frustrating. Flying off into god-knows-where, it wouldn't be long until her eyes were set on an inflatable palm tree, which stuck out quite obviously among all the sand.
...It was on fire- man, was it really that hot?
The majin landed somewhere infront of the demonic fellow, who seemed to be enjoying himself quite a bit. Kaza stepped over with a lifted finger, pointing at his rubber tree. ''...Ur tree's on fire y'know...?'' Kaza paused, blinking lazily, groaning due to a throbbing headache that seemed to only get worse as time went on. ''Heyy...!'' She noticed the coconut he was holding, and also noticed just how thirsty she was from all the heat. She couldn't really care less about the demon wearing bathrobes, that beverage he was holding was the real eye-catcher... ''...Wanna share? I'm thir-sty...'' She smiled weakly, eyeing the drink with lustful, needy eyes. Kaza thirsty...Kaza want drink...Demon give drink...Yes?
If not, Kaza smash demon. Maybe.
TAGS: Mammon
OOC NOTES: The clown fiesta has begun
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Post by Mammon on Mar 30, 2017 6:58:37 GMT
Fun In The Sun
The Point
He looked up at the flaming palm tree now giving out its final death cry which was a soft shrill 'whoosh' sound as the seal was broken, the fire beginning to slowly climb down the tree like a particularly invasive species of lumberjacks, he blinked once and then twice. "So it is." he took another sip from his coconut before looking at the newcomer. "You want this coconut?" he tossed it towards Kaza a trail of sugary liquid trailing out behind it in thick cool beads that glistened and evaporated before even hitting the ground, so when the coconut reached her it would barely have enough to wet her mouth. "Oops." he said in the tones of someone who doesn't mean 'oops' and has just given the metaphorical middle finger. "But there's no point crying over spilt coconut."
"So what brings you out to my inflatable palm tree that may or may not be on fire?" it was clearly on fire the wreckage of the tree finally deflated and left shrivelled on the ground like a particularly exotic snake shed its tropical themed skin here. He had only noticed for the first time in his mind that this wasn't a human, and a song bobbed up and down on the connecting tubes of his mind 'one-eyed purple people eater', it had both eyes but one two of three wasn't bad. It was a Majin a race he on the whole would have preferred to have dropped off this side of existence, a failed weapon made by a failure of a sorcerer. At least Frankensteins monster at least had the decency of looking the part, these were on the whole far too gummy.
And like the preferable spell checker he decided he'd correct gods mistake, after all he was nice like that. "Nice armour, my complements to the Solar Empire." he stood opening up his robe with a flourish that set it rippling his hand resting on a dark hilt the sound of steel on leather as he began withdrawing a long calvary sabre with one fluid motion, he raised it above his head like an improv He-Man 'I have the power!' and it reflected the light like the long hand of god. "I got some questions you can help me answer." he tossed the blade in the air end of end it spun picking up speed until he snatched it from the air catching it with his opposite hand, he repeated the action again and again doing it all while he talked. "I won't ask them now cause I feel like you'll give me a bit of lip, so a little while from now I'm going to ask you these questions. Try to stick around."
He waved the sword before him forming a figure eight with a quick succession of slashes that left the air humming with its passing, he raised it vertically pointing it towards Kaza. A dark orb began to slowly form up from the stillborn air, it began to grow and shrink like the beating of a heart, one moment smaller than his fist the next as big as his head. 'BANG' he mouthed the word without speaking it and in the silence that screamed far louder than any shout, it hissed towards her with a chemical hissing like all the sounds of a mad scientist's laboratory condensed into a ball.
"So tell me about yourself?" he said in all the tones of one who isn't trying to kill you. "You come here often."[N1]POWER ENERGY BALL - PL 26,159 at Majin Kaza |
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Post by Majin Kaza on Mar 30, 2017 23:38:09 GMT
| Fun in the Sun - Empty Threats |
Kaza's base PL: 96,825
Kaza's current PL: 96,825/169,444
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| GAIN BONUSES: HEAVY WEIGHTS | | PL MULTIPLIERS: DAI MAJIN (x4/x7)
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Demon-guy-thing didn't seem to be all that caring about his beloved palmtree catching fire. Poor thing died right infront of their eyes, not the slightest hint of care from both of them. Her eyes were still set on that coconut- and oh god, yes, did she want it. The majin could quite literally slurp up an entire ocean at this point, the question is if she would survive it? Probably- the water would just gush out of her body vents. The stranger threw his beverage at her with a dull arm- the liquid crashing down onto the sand before the coconut followed as well. A bland thud sounded through the area, a really sad one. That teasing 'oops' didn't really help to calm her building frustrations as well. Kaza's eyes closed, the majin breathing in heavily before sighing all of it back out. Her eyes creaked back open like doors that desperately needed their hinges oiled. Tired, glaring eyes stared right at the Demon, who was still as calm and collected as ever. His mere presence was annoying- those sunken, dead eyes and smug expression could really use a fist-flavored makeover. ''Oh- you know...Welcoming my new neighbour.''
Her voice was raspy, throat as dry as the place they found themselves in. Her expression held that of a person who probably tortured live puppies for a living.
''Seeing as you're so friendly- I'll give you a warm welcome as well~''
She smiled weakly, slightly amused at her own thoughts regarding what she wanted to do with this stranger. Such as taking him on a romantic date. Except he would be dead, and instead of spaghetti, it'd be his entrails- a delicious feast for both Kaza as well as the vultures flocking above the two. Honestly it really wouldn't be a date in the first place. After commenting on Kaza's clothing, the Demon opened his bathrobes to reveal a sword that looked like it was stolen straight out of a cliché movie. Kaza raised her eyebrows at the sight, only becoming a tad more interested. ''Thanks, horn-dude...Your outfit could use some work, honestly....'' The majin remarked as he continued to juggle and swing his adorable little toy-sword around. Kind of like he was trying to practice for some stupid circus act. He certainly looked like he could belong there, that's for sure.
Apparently he had a question or two for her- which, sure, Kaza didn't mind. Honestly, she'd gladly anwser just to get this guy from acting like such a jackass. Turns out he wasn't going to bother at this moment, though. This confused Kaza quite a bit. She scratched her own head confusedly whilst the demon swung his sword around like a kid holding a knife. ''Wait- so, are you going to ask, ooorr?...-''
The majin's eyes widened slightly as a blob of vile energy formed infront of the blade. ''Oh, so we're doing this now?'' Kaza snickered, smacking her lips in a carefree manner before folding her arms. Usually this would spark the lightest bit of interest inside of her. But truth be told, Kaza could sense how pathetically weak his attack was.
Smoke surrounded her as the energy blast exploded upon her body. Her coughing could be heard through the smoke, a waving hand frantically trying to clear it. ''...Seriously? Is that it...?'' Kaza asked in an unamused, teasing manner, ignoring his earlier question for now. She was left completely unharmed- not a scratch on her body. ''And you were trying so hard to be all cool and shit too!'' She faked sympathy for the sarcastic bathrobe-wearing stranger, pouting as she batted her eyelashes. ''Tell you what- I'll give you oooone more free shot, 'cause that was just sad. I wanna see if you're actually that weak for realsies, deal~?''
The majin folded her arms again, a teasing gaze staring deep into the demon's eyes. ''If you're not- maybe then i'll talk.''
Kaza continued to stare the demon down, holding her promise like the good girl she was.
Mammon 26,159 PL attack VS Kaza's 169,444 defensive PL.
The attack was too weak, not even scratching Kaza.
Kaza is, however, granting Mammon one more free shot.
TAGS: Mammon
OOC NOTES: You're gonna have to try harder than that, horn-boy.
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Post by Mammon on Mar 31, 2017 4:32:53 GMT
Fun In The Sun
Nature
'I might have made a mistake' somewhere in the deep recesses of his mind called, he was a scavenger after all he didn't like to fight he liked to finish fights preferably other people's fights, who were severely wounded. "I'm almost surprised." he said throwing his sword overhand in one quick movement, it sailed across the air and planted itself in the ground bristling to attention with the motion that plant it there. "But I'll take you up on that offer, after all who am I to refuse small mercies?"
It was like someone draped a tarp over a machine you could vaguely make out what it was from the shape, but until someone removed it the question would remain 'what is it?'. His muscles bulged they expanded out like a mad man slowly inflating a bunch of balloon under his skin, his face became lopsided as if the skull beneath was moving and the face just couldn't keep up. "Urk." it was the sound that escaped his throat in a wet gurgling hiss as if the very air was forced out of his lungs to make up for the change going on within. When finally the first rupture began the first sign of hair poked out through tears in the skin as more and more mass was added it began to tatter and fray until it was a very large creature wearing an ill-fitting Mammon suit.
It tore the skin from around its face and tossed it onto the ground, the sightless eyes stared up at Dai Kaza. It was as if someone had fused the worst aspect of nature into one body. It had a long animalistic snout, it was wrapped in a coat of shaggy matted fur that climbed down its back spider webbing out and covering it, a second set of hour glass eye's open up forcing the skin around them to stretch and weep, his arms and leg's elongated and his feet cloven. No more the man, now the demon. It launched itself towards Dai Kza, with one powerful movement of his legs he barreled towards her kicking up dust as he bore down on the Majin murder in both sets of eyes.
If he caught Gumby he'd rip her limb from limb, after all every hand, foot, or even mouth were all weapons with their own little cruel surprises. He'd first latch on with his hand's digging them deep into the skin and use his legs to bear her down to the ground and well, lets just say he was going to test how gum like they were. But that was if he caught her there was first the catching.Mammon's PL: 79,271 Mammon's Current PL: 634,168 Majin Kaza |
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Post by Majin Kaza on Mar 31, 2017 23:50:21 GMT
| Fun in the Sun - Electrify |Kaza's base PL: 96,825
Kaza's current PL: 387,300/677,775
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| GAIN BONUSES: HEAVY WEIGHTS (FOR 3/4THS OF POST)| | PL MULTIPLIERS: DAI MAJIN (x4/x7)
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Her stare was sickeninly infuriating. The type of stare that said: 'Go on, try. It won't make a difference.'. It was true, Kaza took some intense pride in the fact that she proved the demon's threats empty. Even though his face remained unphased and as calm as ever, the majin could tell that even he wasn't expecting her to simply brush his assault off. It would've been less embarrassing for the demon had he not done his stupid sword's dance beforehand. All that build-up for nothing- what a shame. He had another shot though, Kaza could only hope he wouldn't waste it... And oh boy, did he take her up on that offer! What Kaza witnessed surely got her blood pumping a tad faster. The grotesque metamorphosis into the hulking goat beast caused her to crack an amused grin. As was usually the case, physical changes in appearance usually lead to dramatic increases in power. His transformation surely wasn't an exception, seeing as Kaza could feel the intense energy radiating from his hulking body. ''Yeah- that's much better! I can actually FEEL that!'' She yelled at him with an amused tone, her delighted grin now turning into an unsettling ear-to-ear smile. Kaza opened her arms, happily welcoming the incoming beating she was going to receive! She did promise him after all: One free shot.
''Alright ugly, let's see it!''
The slightest hint of regret pulsed through the back of her mind as her eyes locked with the demon. She could sense it- she wasn't going to be in for an easy ride. But Kaza was brutally honest, she promised him one free shot, and he would get it! The literal demon barreled towards her at speeds trifling her own. A slight yelp of shock came from the majin as she flinched right when a claw was thrown towards her. The jagged claws easily tore through her soft, boneless body, chunks of her arms were ripped clean off of her body as she was forced back. Her armor was significantly damaged throughout the assault, yet minimized the damage around her torso area. Pain pulsated throughout her entire body- an ominous chuckle sounding throughout the beating, as if she was enjoying it fully. Which she was. With a flick of her arms, the weighted inhibitors on her wrists would turn off with a beep- her power instantly releasing its full potential. [Heavy Weights have been unequipped.]
[PL: 96,825/169,444 => 387,300/677,775]
There, much better. The majin was now dodging and weaving through the rest of the demonic's bruteish swings with relative ease. Her elastic body contorted in ways impossible for any natural creature with an actual bone structure. Kaza lifted a foot, kicking off of the hulking brute's chest to gain some distance between the two.
''You're full of surprises aint'cha?! That really hurt!'' Kaza bursted out into a fit of brief laughter, her injured gummy body etched with jagged cuts and rips.
''My turn!''
The majin let out a powerful, ear-wrenching scream as her pink aura raged forth. The air rippled around her, sand and rock rising from below due to the sheer intensity of her power. Energy swirled inside of her like a torrent, ready to be unleashed upon the demon like a bubblegum flavored tsunami. Kaza blasted her body forth, headed straight toward the demon like a kamikaze pilot. An arm was cocked back, ready to strike once in range with the grotesque, hulking goat demon. She wouldn't back down, however- blow after blow would be thrown towards the demon without any remorse if he didn't avoid the attack! If however, he was a lame coward that preferred avoiding every attack, Kaza would simply back off once more- levitating mid-air, waiting for him to do something instead.
KP at start of turn: 3/3
[N1]Temper Tantrum used for 127,809 PL of damage! Targetting mostly the torso and head!
KP at end of turn: 2/3
TAGS: Mammon
OOC NOTES: Nice one! This is far from over, though.
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Post by Mammon on Apr 1, 2017 6:53:47 GMT
Fun In The Sun
A Fly In The Pudding
He swiped left he swiped right, he was on autopilot his instincts taking over his arm's and legs were in someone else metaphorical hand's, he was like a puppet on strings and his puppeteer wouldn't be happy until all but his puppet were broken in one string-themed royale. This wasn't right his animalistic brain told him they don't usually fight back, they usually go quiet and start shaking after the first go, this one didn't. He had managed to grab a piece it wriggled in his hand like a worm on a hook, He shrugged which on his massive frame looked more like a shudder muscles simply adjusting on an impossible body and popped it into his mouth and did his best impression of a dog with a mouthful of peanut butter. It was sweet, and this wasn't what he was craving he needed something raw and bloody, something that had that live taste, not this gum. He spat it out.
"...Kaza blasted her body forth..."
He took in one long breath as if he wouldn't be happy till either all the air was in him or he exploded, his form inflated his chest bulged and thin lines were visible on the surface of his skin like small black snakes swimming in the sea of dirty flesh, and then it started, the sound of thousand buzzing insects as if the whole world had gone mad and all remained was the beating of their wings.
He watched as the Kaza, charged him with one set of eye's the spare two looked away scanning the area for something more appealing to savage that didn't fight back as hard, but when bubblegum brawler was almost an inch from bopping him on the nose he opened his mouth and no words tumbled forth, no growl just the sound of buzzing and it went dark. The cloud of insects swarmed forwards towards the Majin, they weren't just ordinary insects they were the distant cousin you found in some steaming jungle that went with the phrases like 'strip a man to the bone' 'fifteen seconds or less' and his personal favorite 'oh god get them off, dear god help us all!' they were armour plated like tiny evil knights with large sharp mandibles and legs that ended in cruel claws.
And everyone one of them had the same thought in mind 'got enough gum to share with the class?', they came forward their faces filled with sharp gnashing things ready to fill their bellies and guts with sweet, sweet, gum.
➣ [N1] Infestation - PL 209,275 VS [N1] Temper Tantrum PL 127,809 Bleed through = PL 81,466 ➣INFESTATION ▪ Expelling a swarm of insects out through the mouth they charge biting and gnashing anything in their way, sometimes stripping the flesh from the bone. |
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Post by Majin Kaza on Apr 2, 2017 18:01:15 GMT
| Fun in the Sun - Delicacy |Kaza's base PL: 96,825
Kaza's current PL: 387,300/677,775
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| GAIN BONUSES: NONE | | PL MULTIPLIERS: DAI MAJIN (x4/x7)
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Quite honestly, the demon had surprised her greatly. After the pathetic display of ''power'' earlier, Kaza figured this guy was merely some sort of jabroni. Turns out she was terribly wrong! The newly transformed goat man rivalled herself to nearly uncanny levels. While it did knock her out of her confident, cocky power-trip, she still felt terribly excited to find someone she could go evenly against! Her excitement was clearly shown in the way that she carelessly charged at the hulking brute. Strategy still wasn't her strong point, even after all the battles she's experienced. How predictable she was, and the demon knew that clearly. Kaza looked on as the creature inhaled deeply- his chest bulging out grotesquely...She quickly realized that she messed up big time. Completely expecting the demon to start spewing out flames as if he came out of a cliché animation movie- something much worse happened! A swarm of violent, carnivorous insects swarmed out of the individual's gaping mouth. The sheer number of them made them appear like a solid blob of pure insects, tossing itself at Kaza and forcing the majin back. The insects clawed and nipped at her soft, but durable flesh- stings of pain scattering and pulsing throughout her entire body. Kaza let out a gargled mess of a scream as she was forced further away and away from the demon, her body coated in the bugs. The screaming- her screaming, suddenly amplified intensely in volume. Not due to pain, mind you...But due to anger. Pure, seething, rage. ''aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!''
BWOOOOOSH
The majin's aura once again exploded around her, the intensity of it causing a noise so intense that it nearly mimicked that of an atomic bomb! The insect cloud was blasted off of her with violent impact- vaporizing into thin air due to the power her energy held. Kaza was left floating in the air- a sickeningly psychotic, blood-crazed snarl on her face. Her body was littered with holes and gashes, her purple blood pouring out of the wounds and trickling down onto the sand beneath her.
Kaza glared at her opponent, her mere expression saying something akin to ''I'm going to feast on your insides'', or anything equally psychopathic. Her teeth grit, fists clenching with an intense crunch as steam began to pour out of her body vents.
'҉'It̷'̛s͠ ̸ru͢de̷ ͜t͟o̷ e͢a҉t w̷hi͟l͡e ther̷e's̛ ̵s̛o̧me̵o͞ne ̸i̵nfŗont҉ ̶of̛ you̴.̀..'̛'
Her tongue fell out of her mouth like a hungry beast.
''L̛̛̀͟E̢͞͝͏A͠R͡҉N͏̵̕҉ ̧́͠͏̶T̶̡͞͡O҉̵̛͟ ͜͢͠S̀͢͠͞H͜͜͞҉A̷͢͝R̢͝E̡͜͝.͢''
Her enraged glare slowly twisted itself, the corners of her mouth slowly curving upwards to form a sickening, hungry smile. In the blink of an eye, Kaza vanished from her position with ridiculous speedsm re-appearing behind the hulking brute of a demon. With a demented snarl, Kaza lashed out with both arms, aiming to grab the demon by his horns! If succesful, Kaza would brutally toss the demon with an overhead swing, aiming to slam the much larger bastard straight into the sandy ground. And again, and again. The majin would try to repeat the same bruteish movement over and over until the demon managed to break free, constantly trying to slam him into the ground like a ragdoll.
Kaza really seemed to lose her temper as a result of being eaten alive by a swarm of insects...Quite concerning, really. She was unable to realize just how edgy she was acting as of this moment, the only thing she could focus on being her intense rage. That, along with how much she wanted to see this guy torn limb from limb.
She'd probably regret behaving like such a jerk after all was said and done, though. Maybe.
Just your usual temper tantrum, eh?
Kaza directly took 81,466 PL of damage, small injuries scattered along her body as a result!
TAGS: Mammon
OOC NOTES: Kaza smash! Think of her attempted attack as the Hulk smashing Loki into the ground repeatedly,
only the size difference being the exact opposite.
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Post by Mammon on Apr 3, 2017 10:18:42 GMT
Fun In The Sun
Frog In The Throat
He felt it in the pit of his stomach the slight elevation, the carriage lights flashing in his head and the neutral tone of the pilot 'prepare for lift off'. And he landed with a 'thud' sand lancing up around him again and again, his body was pounded into the ground with heavy 'thwak' 'thawk' sounds until the third instead of impact there was a meaty sound as if someone was wringing out a steak, his back arched up and when it should have broke it just kept going, like his body had lost all solidity flowing over the Majin like water over a waterfall his body writhed his bones losing solidity and the flesh becoming malleable, and when he finally snapped back to normal he'd have her trapped between his massive arm's.
Along the beast's throat expanded out like a bullfrog about to croak its last croak or another swarm of insects ready to taste gum once again, but this time there was a terrible ripping sound as the jaw of the beast opened up at an impossible angle. Its mouth on full display to the world its terrible teeth and lashing tongue and still worse yet there between the row on row of teeth there was a head slathered in salvia with hair plastered to its face, it was not severed head or his last snack but seemed to be connected to the vast beast merging into the slick flesh of the throat from its neck down. "Caught you." it said its red eye's regarding Kaza, with a slight curve to his lip's that said without word's 'you're in trouble now'. "Now do you want to answer my questions or will I close my jaws and with that your head?"
"Tell me about yourself?" he said with all the charm of a head inside a goat monsters throat could muster, which is to say isn't much. "And about the Solar Empire, tell me about what you're planning." his tongue fanned out the long strip of pink flesh shook up and down like that of a snake, in fact it was a snake's tongue thin with a forked end that ended in two prongs. "Don't make me make a morsel out of a sweet thing like you, after all I think you'd rot my teeth." he chuckled softly the walls of flesh around the head shaking with it creating an odd effect of one guttural brutish laugh that might escape the throat of someone called Brick, while the head sounded like someone who should be talking to James Bond 'no I expect you to die'.
"Besides how could you think you could contend with a demon, we are the evil that begets evil. He was like a demon, he was as a demon, he had the cruelty of a demon." he shook his massive head from side to side another glob of spit running down his face giving it a sheen in the dull light. "Well, I'm a real demon."
➣[SU1] BINDERS CAGE ▪ The user wraps themselves around their victim essentially stunning for 1 round at 100% PL, can disrupt a charging attack if the stun power level is within 80% of the opponent's attack's power level.
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Post by Majin Kaza on Apr 4, 2017 16:18:03 GMT
| Fun in the Sun - Dumb side-title |Kaza's base PL: 96,825
Kaza's current PL: 387,300/677,775
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| GAIN BONUSES: NONE | | PL MULTIPLIERS: DAI MAJIN (x4/x7)
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Slam after slam echoed throughout the vast, empty deserts of Konats. As if someone was attempting to smash their way to the planet's core. While, in reality, some hairy demon just managed to royally piss off a blue bubblegum girl. Just another average day on Konats, really. Upon the third strike, Kaza felt her grip slowly loosening, until eventually the demon's body simply flowed through her hands, as if he had turned into water. ''The heck...?'' The majin muttered, her eyes slowly following the demon's fluid motions with curiosity. In hindsight, she should've probably gotten the hell out while she still had the chance...
Something she only realized after he held her in a tight grip!
''ACK- BAD TOUCH, STRANGER DANGER!'' Kaza yelled in futile resistance, squirming her body around frantically. The majin was completely trapped, like a poor animal being constricted by a hungry python! The demon opened his gigantic mouth, jaw unhinged, Kaza suddenly met face to face with rows of teeth and walls of disgusting flesh.
A bone-chilling waft of terrible air flowed over her, Kaza's jaw clenching and her body shivering in disgust. ''When's the last time you brushed your fucking teeth!?'' Kaza yelled, continuing her squirming to try and escape.
It was only then that Kaza noticed the head inside of the beast staring at her. Kaza yelped at the sight, spooked by the freaky, hairy zit inside of the demon's mouth!
He spoke to her, his voice echoing throughout the walls of the beast's mouth and into her eyes, chilling her metaphorical spine. At first, Kaza remained silent, concerned by the fact that he wanted to know about the Empire, out of all things. It was a dead giveaway that this demon had some sort of beef with her faction- she couldn't affort to tell him anything...
Then again, getting your head chomped off didn't seem all that fun either.
Fucking demons, thinking they were tough shit...
''Ooo, yeah, you're real scary!'' Kaza responded in a totally serious manner, brief, snorty laughter escaping her lips. ''HURR, LOOK AT ME, I'M A DEMON! I LOVE BLACK AND FIRE AND DEATH AND BLOOD! I'M SO DARK AND COOL!''
Kaza rolled her eyes.
''C'mon dude, really!? You're all so cliché!'' The majin continued to taunt the demon, seemingly unphased by the constant death threats she was receiving. Something told her this demon was completely clueless as to what majins were even capable of...''That whole turn-into-water trick ain't even original, watch!''
Kaza stuck out her tongue, making a loud fart noise as her body seemed to lose all solidity. As if she turned into a writhing, slippery snake, her entire body elongated and thinned. The majin quickly slipped out of the demon's hulking grasp in her new spaghetti-noodle state, her legs reforming under him and quickly attempting to deliver a kick to his gut.
Whether or not it actually landed wasn't a big deal, as it was quite literally impossible to keep her held down. Her noodly body slithered along the sand before reforming a good distance away from him.
She was starting to grow pretty sick of his constant poking into her business. All she wanted was to find a way back to her ship...And now this. Purple energy began to crackle along Kaza's body, a clear hint that she was up to something...
''Why do you wanna know about the Empire so badly anyway!?''
[MP3]Mystical Kooky Kannon is being charged! Currently at 100%, will be at 200% next turn.
TAGS: Mammon
OOC NOTES: Nope.avi
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Post by Mammon on Apr 12, 2017 5:40:30 GMT
Fun In The Sun
The Bloody Theatre
"Cliche?" he held one gnarled finger to the beast chin ran it down the nape of his neck and brought it back up scratching at his chin in mock contemplation. "I shall break you, joint by joint." his voice was as a basso rumble like god upon the mountain or that time someone knicked his fruit he was gonna have for lunch and took it way too far. "and drink your screams like a fine wine, and burn brighter ecstasy with every. . . fading. . . whimper from your coward's throat!" he held along an elongated arm that was far too long for his body and left him looking ape-like and gangly for it, he reached out to heavens Bussum like he was trying to pluck the sun from heavens yonder.
"I shall grind your bones to powder, and with that dust I'll make cement for paving stones, and for a hundred years to come you'll no rest beneath the crush of strange wheels and the tramp of strange boots! Drunkards will make their unclean water upon you, and I shall laugh to think of it, I shall laugh until I die, and I shall die whole in body revenged upon thee!" the goat monster quoted loftily it was like the hulk performing Hamlet, it was a little strange and had the same appeal a train wreck has you just can't look away. "Catalinus, Last Prince of Amor Peth." he said as if clearing up a mystery that had boggled historians for an age.
"You probably haven't heard of it." he held open his hand the strands of hair began to sway on a breeze all of its own, its stood up and with a crackle a small dark light that seemed to warp and not merely glows but displace the light around it. "One should suffer for their art if this means a few cliches so be it." and he tossed it towards her the ball of light screaming all the while tearing its way towards Kaza. "And maybe the life of one foolish Majin girl, but who can blame me for that?"
''Why do you wanna know about the Empire so badly anyway!?'' "Suffer in ignorance, the arrogance," he said the word arrogance with no hint of irony, which was kinda ironic in itself when you thought about it. "to think you could match power and wits with a true denizen of hell, a mere failed experiment by a failure of a conjurer." and like he was never there the skin around the head began to envelop it, the features of the face becoming indistinct and simply melting into the flesh around leaving an empty throat open for all to see, oh except the sharp teeth and terrible breath, that at least was still there. |
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Post by Majin Kaza on Apr 12, 2017 20:03:39 GMT
| Fun in the Sun - All Bark, No Bite |Kaza's base PL: 96,825
Kaza's current PL: 387,300/677,775
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| GAIN BONUSES: NONE | | PL MULTIPLIERS: DAI MAJIN (x4/x7)
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The nettled Majin listened on to the Demon as he broke out into incoherent yapping. His demonic chanting and quoting of weird, occult-y shit completely went over Kaza's head. To her, it only sounded like utter crap. And it probably was, to be completely honest.
Something she did find some amusement in however is all the rambling about the Demon breaking her bones. 'Joint by joint'. Kaza was still charging her energy, but that didn't stop her from breaking out into laughter!
''Oh my god- you really are dumb! I literally JUST showed you that I don't even have bones!''
Kaza wiped her eyes, which were teary, to say the least. Not from sadness- but from the amount of fun she was having right now. Tearing this demon's pride apart little by little was the most fun she's had in weeks.
''Here- I'll tell you again: I. DO. NOT. HAVE. BONESSS! Capiche?!'' She yelled over toward the Demon, who seemed to be charging his own attack again. She'd already seen it last time- this was the same one...Probably just as disappointing and irrelevant, just like the previous one. A sly, amused smirk grew on Kaza's face, as she got an idea. Something to fuck with this guy's dignity even more! ''Here- I'll show you again!'' She announced.
Whilst her aura continued to crackle around her, Kaza's body suddenly began contorting and bending in ways impossible for regular people. Like someone wringing out a wet towel, Kaza twisted her torso around and around until it rotated a full 360 degrees, her arms cocked back in preparation to launch her technique. ''Y'know, I'm actually starting to have fun here!''
''Buuut I should really go- so let's end this, yeah?!''
With an amused 'Whoo!', Kaza's body sprung back to it's former position, torso violently spinning around ontop of her stabilized legs. Her body made a noise similar to a spring being released from all of it's pressure, her body rotating the full 360 degrees back before firing out her beam right after doing so! ''BOOOOM! GET THREE SIXTY'D!!'' She announced in excitement, her beam screeching through the air as it cracked the sandy floor, leaving a smoldering crater in its wake. It was a term she heard being thrown around in various shooter games she'd played on her ship. Kaza thought it was the perfect moment to do one of those 'Three sixties' in real life, against this hairy, ugly, sad excuse for a cartoon villain.
He'd best prepare- this would hurt...!
KP at start of turn: 3/3
[MP3]Mystical Kooky Kannon Used to counter [N1]Power Energy Ball!
|774,600 PL|>>>>>><|209,275 PL|
[MP3]Mystical Kooky Kannon wins!565,325 PL of Bleedthrough damage headed for Mammon
KP at end of turn: 0/3
TAGS: Mammon
OOC NOTES: Aaaand we're back
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Post by Mammon on Apr 15, 2017 2:01:08 GMT
Fun In The Sun
Fleeing The Suns Light
Like the shock one gets when they jump into a cold body of water, the body adjusting the muscles tensing and the anticipation finally extinguished, curglaff. He felt all those things as if plunged head first and someone wasn't letting him surface.'Get three sixty'd.' he stretched the words out for millennia plunging its hidden meanings, which were to say it was a measurement and an insult all wrapped in one and for reasons unknown to him there pulsed the first terrible breath of a grudge, he'd get even, Oh he would. But first, the pain where the beam touched it sizzled turning matted hair into greasy choking smoke making the flesh bubble and peal and he heard a scream so violent it shook him, well cause it was his scream he was choking on the pain. He was no unknown acquaintance of pain he had just always been on the other end, he rolled on the ground his titanic body shuddering at the afterglow of the attack which was to say 'it still hurts!'.
'Damn her eyes, he'd make her suffer he'd do things to her that would only leave bloody scraps, and then with those bloody scraps he'd give them to his men to do worse' but he didn't say that he couldn't he just howled mournfully the braying of a mountain slide, the clash of thunder. And when he was ready he started to dig vanishing in a matter of seconds as he burrowed his way into the ground, his vital signs were flickering down from 634,168 to the loneliest number, one.
He now moved away from the Majin, mixing in with other things that crawl beneath the surface.Leaving thread request PLIt's been fun Majin Kaza
➣ [UT1] ENERGY SUPPRESSIONESION: You are capable of suppressing your power in order to better hide yourself from the gaze of those with Energy Sensing or those utilizing a Scouter, so long as you are not making use of powerful techniques(anything that would consume KP in a KP Battle) you can remain undetected by friends and foes alike! This technique uses 0 KP in a KP Battle. |
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Post by Majin Kaza on Apr 15, 2017 13:31:04 GMT
| Fun in the Sun - Oops |Kaza's base PL: 96,825
Kaza's current PL: 387,300/677,775
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| GAIN BONUSES: NONE | | PL MULTIPLIERS: DAI MAJIN (x4/x7)
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With a mighty howl, Kaza's hypercharged blast of energy easily overpowered and consumed the Demon's blast. Either he completely miscalculated the amount of power Kaza was putting out, or he had been underestimating her this entire time. Most likely the second, but what was done, was done.
One fatal mistake later, the energy beam washed over the Demon like an electric flood. Hair sizzled, skin seared and flesh cooked. Even from a distance, Kaza could smell the terribly penetrating smell of burnt hair and skin.
...It made her cringe.
''O-oh jeez, ew...'' She muttered, unable to hide the slightest of sadistic smirks. It did feel amazingly satisfying to see the guy who had been threathening her this entire time fidgeting on the ground, obviously holding back his tears. ''...Can't tell if I overdid it or he's just a wuss...''
Kaza covered her nose, sauntering over to the jerking, pained body of the Demon. She assumed he was knocked out cold, and Kaza could use him for some interrogation. ''I almost feel bad...'' She muttered to herself as the pungent odor intensified more and more. A brief snort sounded in her throat, accompanied by an amused smirk. ''Almost.''
She was closing in on the body of the Demon, not even considering the possibility that he was still alive and kicking. Which he supposedly was! Her eyes widened in sudden surprise as the Demon began to dig himself a hole at rapid speeds, like a mole who had one too many energy drinks. ''H-HEY, WAIT! STOP!!'' She yelled out, suddenly dashing into a sprint. Kaza threw herself over the quickly closing hole the Demon had made, just missing her opportunity to catch him. ''FUCK!'' Kaza screamed out, slamming a hand down onto the sanded grounds. A loud, deep quake bellowed for miles around her, sand kicking up from the place her hand impacted it.
''...Let it go, Kazzie-'' She groaned, getting back up on both of her legs. ''You've got shit to do...''
She sighed out deeply turning around and gazing towards the horizon. That brief battle they had surely fired her back up, Kaza felt less exhausted and tired as a result. Would probably be a good time to start looking for her ship again. ''Next time I see him I swear I'll...''
The rest went unfinished. It was a shame it had to end so abruptly, really. Kaza JUST started to enjoy herself back there.
Somewhere deep down, Kaza hoped that she could run into that Demon sometime again in the future. Probably her Saiyan-esque personality traits rising up, with all that hunger for battle.
Kaza levitated toward the skies, traversing the smoldering heat in search for her own ship once again.
Exiting thread! Requesting Zenni!
TAGS: Mammon
OOC NOTES: Fun thread! Looking forward to our next run-in 
I'll toss it in TTG for us.
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Shemha
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PL: 396,617
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Post by Shemha on Apr 17, 2017 2:52:31 GMT
Majin Kaza WC 3984 - 6374 PL earned. New Total - 116,342! Sorry no weight bonus if you take them off! Mammon WC 3165 - 5064 PL earned. New Total - 90,525!
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