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Well, the cart wasn't small at all really, it was easily able to hold up to 35 people in one group along with a living section in the back for ayumu, But as you were enjoying this little show while talking to Hana about how badly she did, her laugh was resounding softly.

"I get to call people old~ I am after all a few billion years old!"

Laughing rather loudly, before taking both her hands to smack together, creating a flash of light between them and moving them apart, making a majestic and beautifull phoenix light aflame and soar into the sky, circling around us before Hana made ten rings of light using her fingers, starting to hold a small show with a strand of magical energy creating a hand for accepting change that soon changed in a floating hat catching coins.
Causing its brilliant wings to flap a few times before collapsing downwards to the stall and causing hana to completely catch fire, slowly spinning on the ball of her feet before scooping the flames from top to bottom in a single sphere and compressing it into a small flame on the tip of her finger that she blew out.

"I hope this is entertaining to you, because after a few thousands of years you tend to get bored and learn a few tricks or so, but if you do not mind, i will bring forwards a few more tricks and show you just how entertaining being a magical energy user is when you cannot use ki at all!"

While you were questioning this, she chuckled lightly before pointing towards the man dragging this behemoth of a beast forwards onto the street, fetching the coins rather easily in her hat before then speaking softly.

"He is without ki, could never use it, yet he did have a strange affinity for corruptive energies, imagine pulling power from a void of dark beasts that exist from tentacles, sludge and decomposing spirits, yet how would this be usefull?
Well, in another word, it means he has a affinity for magical energy, energies that we use for elemental moves and other things you call tricks or spells"

Moving her open palm towards you, causing a certain influx of small sprites of light, soon a burning skull was formed, blinking and smiling towards you in a comedic sense of the word before suddenly smashing its teeth onto each other, gritting and soon cracking and destroying itself into a small little ember with tiny little eyes that blinked.

"This energy doesn't come from within you but is all around you, as we just tap into it and manipulate it to our will, constantly making us figure out new things of the world but also causing plants and animals to mutate and either become dangerous to life or alot better...
There is a plant on the high mountains that has grown via us pouring in a large amount of magical energy and it became able to cure a few deceases that we havent expected to be cured at all yet, earns us a good penny though!"

While you concetrated on the little ember that was starting to become interested in you, tilting your head and putting your concetration there, it suddenly expanded into a tiger that lunged at you, dispersing halfway through with a soft roar that would startle most people as she grinned.

"Boo~ Magical energy also isn't something that you call upon just willy nilly, i am not forcing it to do these acts, the magical energy is in a constant discussion with us mentally.
We are conversing with planes of energy far from our original existance, with many even terrorizing our every existance.
Creating a beast that could devastate us and would easily tear us limb from limb, pushing us down to the ground."

Nodding softly, she then simply moved her finger tip to a small light that became visible as you could see the energy starting to brighten and create a beautifull woman placing her hand on your shoulder, looking at you with caring eyes as Hana smiled softly.

"But it seems that you are naturally loved by the spirits, as every creature that brings forth life and takes care of them so kindly seems to be favoured, they wish to protect you and that is how that old far- i mean, ayumu is keeping a eye on you via.
Tracking you by constantly listening to the energy in the air talking about what he needs to know, yet information is a dangerous thing.
Just imagine listening to a thousand people shouting information at you and trying to process it, this nightmare is ayumu's life."

Nodding slightly, Hana wanted to talk more before Ayumu let out a bouldering laugh and shook his head.
Tilting backwards and joining in the conversation for a single statement.

"Well, after the first month of ehem, enjoying their conversations i have learned to divide my mental state, i am listening to them at this very moment while some are rather perverted.
To be honest, i myself have never realized how much these spirits can influence our actions with how often i make a perverted remark just to satisfy them."

Causing hana to shake her head and chuckle softly, leaning of the roof and whispering softly towards you.

"He is such a weakling in relationships, he cannot stop complimenting women and always gets bad mouthed for it from the spirits who want him to make a step towards getting a good life going.
Yet he doesn't realize what the hell he is actually causing by helping everybody with his inability to lie mostly"

Yet it quickly became obvious that Ayumu had figured out that there was some whispering going on, causing him to bark a remark towards hana before pouting and continueing to drag this cart further on the road, with a smile on his face as he hummed lightly.

"Hey, if you have something to say you should be honest and upfront about it! Nobody would want to listen to a liar right?!"

"Shush ayumu, shush, but seriously, how did you two meet Arias-onee? Your husband and you, tell me the romantic details and such!"

While you spoke about the details of your meeting, hana listened happily before starting to wonder... Honestly starting to wonder while tilting her head slightly.
A few spheres of energy starting to gather around her and popping lightly as she was concetrating and trying to find if her knowledge at this very moment was good enough to even ask the right question before blurting out the words.

"Screw it, I am going to ask anyway!'

Slamming her hands, quietly! because she did notice the child, with her head hanging down from the top as she leaned forwards.

"How good is he in bed? Does he make your toes curl upon every single time his fingers touch your flesh or are you of the opinion that he could have tried atleast a tiny bit harder in his efforts?
Come on, you can share these details right~ Riiight~"

Slowly starting to bring forwards a large array of perverted questions, from sizes to techniques, she even named a few herself...
Okay, Her talk is starting to get too graphic as she showed a blush and was getting to go too far into it, it seems that your lack of information on the last part had made her think too far into it and broke her!
She is honestly trying to imagine this gap of details and cannot find the correct answers, surely it has to work down there correctly to even perform what had happened right?
But if you were to even answer her que- You can audibly hear ayumu snickering infront of you while sneaking a peek backwards once in a while.
Is he litterally starting to enjoy the over the board reaction hana is starting to cause and her rampage of random questions of something she took interest in due to a information gap?

While you worried about the child, hana simply shook out of her trance before noticing what was going on, wondering softly before raising her finger and speaking rather rapidly towards you.

"Wait a second, ayumu has all kinds of things in his store!"

Running inside and grabbing a few bottles of baby food that were mostly distributed in poor locations for babies to have food as he litterally went around giving away food for free.
Yet when hana flipped out again, holding a child sized spoon with a set of bottles of baby food made with extra vitamins for children and a napkin to wrap around the child she then spoke.

"A child gets hungry and i think you are rather excited to start feeding her are you not?"

Hana her eyes were sparkling softly as she awaited for you to take the materials while ayumu then spoke softly, to not overwhelm you with too much information but instead saying it just loud enough to be heard and not feel oppresive.

"A child should be fed in small bites that he cannot choke on while carefully entertaining him, the meals are made with flavours and certain vitamins that should help the child become a healthy kid with the best future.
Just remember to feed him enough to not overfeed him but just enough to keep him growing okay?"

Starting to finally exit the town and make his way down the natural path towards your house, it was really taking a while when he was pushing everybody's weight.