Taking home samples and whatnot(Presto)

    "Ugh...lost again...that really blows...even with this new-found knowledge I still feel like such an idiot..." The Majin said shaking her head, flying across the sky with her arms crossed. The Majin looked a wince bit different from when she first fell on earth, not only that but she seemed to have better built sentences.
Instead of letting her antenna hang like dreads, she used her majin abilities to form her 'hair' into the form of a majin pony tail, looking like she had a head of bubblegum shaped into well...a pony tail.
She also had been wearing a maids outfit complete with black stockings and long, black silken gloves, surely from that perverted old man she met in the western desert.
For fun the majin decided to fly lower over the water.

She expected to feel the moisture in the air from doing so, it felt pretty good. What Presto didn't expect was a slimy green critter to come flying at her. Catching it she ceased flying and hovered over the water to examine what she had caught exactly.

Holding the critter by a leg she tilted her head at it before looking in the direction it came from. "...hmm?" She said with confusion in her tone. She took the critter with her, flying into the direction that it came from, soon she would feel a presence and soon she would see a figure in her sight.
Stopping a yard before the figure she would take time to make out what it was.
Well what do you know, it seemed to just be a human. The majin smiled when she realized this and thought to herself 'hm, I was always fond of mingling with this planets people!'. Holding the frog in a hand she flew closer to the human before stopping right in front of him. She held the frog up, again by its tail. "You lose this?" the white eyed Majin asked.

"..." Presto tossed the slimy green aside with little to no effort. With a pout, she propped her hands onto her hips, puffed her cheeks and pursed her lips when the human looking creature spoke. It seemed presto was either offended by his question or when he called her by saying "You!" although he had nothing else to refer to her as except...a derogatory majin term that people were fond of using because of her pink and soft skin.
While still floating in mid air she shook her head and bent forward, her face nearly touching the creature infront of her. Wiggling her finger she muffled "mm- mm- mmmm" before returning her hand back to her hip.
"No, not even a little bit...I'm Majin Presto, a being more advanced than that of an earthling...no offence, I happen to like earthlings alot! good enough to eat!" She said in a terrible Ironic manner, especially when she did in fact eat an entire family of humans, though she truly didn't intend on doing things like that anymore unless she had to...or had the eager desire to. She stand floated up straight before landing on the ground, showing her short height. "Why do you ask such questions in the first place?"

"Alien...Demon..."
Presto shrugged her shoulders "I'm a majin, I know that much. I guess you could say I am an alien to earth, but as for what I actually am...Yeah Majin will do" She said after gritting her teeth together. Presto also took a moment to squint her eyes and raise an eyebrow at the supposed alien, quite aware of the cautious feeling he had the way he kept looking around.
"Oh, wait a minute...so you mean to tell me you AREN'T a human? All you non Majins look so similar...except for that one Puppy I met"
She said looking to the side and scratching her cheek, when she then remembered a question she asked the man earlier and became well aware that he hadn't answered it, but she decided to not to pry, as she seemed to understand why he asked it to begin with.

        "..." Presto crossed her arms at his comment which she felt slightly offended by. The man made a comment about her being a majin leading to her being...harmless? The audacity this man to call her...harmless? of all the things! Although she would have probably preferred him to think that at the moment.
She had been substantially weak compared to the man, although she would never admit it out right even if he himself knew. He seemed to feel safe enough to even lower his guard as if he had nothing to worry about. She didn't get too hot headed over the mans assumption, in fact it was probably even better that he thought she was so...'harmless'. But her expectations for the outcome of this meeting were smashed onto the ground after the mans next set of words. He had actually asked her if she wanted to spar....to spar! after calling her harmless? 'What the hell? does he just want to beat up randomly less powerful people?' The majin thought to herself, refusing to call herself weak. 
Presto tilted her head and gave him a disgusted look. Prestos hands were made into fists and she gripped those fists tightly in frustration. She looked to the ground and her skin seemed to get more red as time went on before steam would shoot from the multiple holes around her body.

"SHUT UP!"

Presto would shout. The majin would then float and attempt to playfully slam her fists against the mans chest like a child, playfully to the point where he would probably feel it as she was already pretty soft to begin with. She also wiggled her legs as she floated in the air and playfully hit the man in a 'harmless way'
"How could you call me 'harmless' then ask to spar with me? that is like the dumbest thing I have heard ever since I landed on this planet!"

She ranted to the man, shouting at the top of her lungs. She would then land on the ground and turn her back to him and cross her arms. "You are /OBVIOUSLY/ not human! Humans are much nicer and more polite to cute majins like me! I will never forgive you for being so inconsiderate of MY feelings!" She even added a blush to her cheeks, giving a off a childish personality in response to what she thought was a stupid mans rambling, having the audacity to invite her to a spar after calling her harmless.

"...that is unless you buy me candy..." She said in something akin to a whisper.

The Majin kept her arms crossed and her back to the man as his many apologies had been tossed her way, with each one that came at her she got less stiff. She even heard how he said that he didn't actually know if she was weak or not nor did he believe she was weak off the top of his head.

She slowly turned around, just enough for him to see her eye. She would see the flower in his hand then completely about face to him, eyeing the flower. She would float too him slowly and raise a fist as if she was about to strike him. "You better be sorry!" she'd say before snatching the flower from him. She would look over the flower as if she had been looking for something, swirling it around and poking the petals. "Well....this is far from candy but..." She tossed the flower in back of her then gave a sharp smile.

"Apology...ALMOST accepted!" She said before propping her hands on her hips. She would poke his chest and wiggle her finger left and right. "..So all you want to do is see how I fight..is that it?" she asked him with a raised eyebrow. "How about this? you show me how sorry you are by getting me chocolate and I will show you what a great Majin like myself can do...we have a deal?"

    "Wai-" Presto started to say until the man had already been off to get the majin some chocolate. Her eye twitched as he had left her alone where she was, but she thought over it and realized that this man probably wasn't the most shiniest diamond and let off with a sigh. She laid on her back thinking she would need to get comfortable while waiting for that man to get back, but she had hoped he wouldn't take forever. This was turning out to be one of her weirdest encounters yet, she simply couldn't read this man or figure out what his deal was. She understood the need to get stronger but was everyone that wasn't an earthling like this? She sure hoped not.

One could without a doubt say that Presto liked humans the most, first impressions and all that. She had met a geezer and talking dog and granted she wasn't in her current state of mind at the time but she remembered them being quite hospitable or polite during the time. Presto would have thought more until she realized how long she was waiting, this is why she always liked going with people and not waiting for them but the man left before she could explain that. The majin let out a sigh as she shifted positions on the ground she had been laying on, getting more restless by the minute.

Presto rested on her hand with her elbow to the ground, facing the direction she believed the man would return and it was only a bit longer until he arrived in front of her with. ONE chocolate bar. She stood up and sighed, without saying a word she would take the chocolate from his hands and take a minute or two to examine the chocolate bar as if she had asked for something specific. "...One chocolate bar? have you any idea how long I was waiting?" The majin shook her head. "No no, this will never do, find me more chocolate if you want to see how I fight." Presto said before laying back onto the ground and facing the opposite way of the man that went through the trouble of finding her chocolate.

The majin waved her hand in a 'go away' motion as she went to lay on the ground. As she laid on the ground she heard him respond and grumble under his breath to where he would soon decide to go find her more candy, or at least that's what it started to sound like. Presto cut him off at the near end of the sentence.
"I know you will, now shoo"
Once again she made with the hand motions for him to go away. She sighed preparing to stare off into space, awaiting MORE candy until suddenly the majin heard the mans voice again, it sounded like he was trying to warn her about something and that she should try to escape the area as soon as possible, she mostly didn't even listen to half of what he had said and continued to shoo him away "You're still here?" She said, still facing away from him while doing all of this.
She got a bit more annoyed when she heard his voice again, telling her to warn others that might be in the area. She didn't know why he was saying this, but frankly she didn't really care. As far as Presto was concerned she was going to get her chocolate no questions asked. Her eyes slowly began to close as she had begun to drift into space. Her eyelids were just about to touch..then out of nowhere she feels the impact of a fist push her head against the ground.

A small crater seemed to form from under her head when this happened. It had been so long since the Majin felt actual pain, and for the first time since she's felt it...it was random and unexpected, as she hadn't realized that this was what the man was walking about. She pulled her head from the crater, her skin grew red and more red until steam shot from individual holes around her body and she returned to her natural shade of pink.
She turned to face the man that had punched her and gripped her fists tightly, a skid mark on the side of her head that had been punched and an angry look on her face.

"Hey! I know you did NOT just attack me! have you gone mad or something? the worst part is that it really did hurt...damn it! You better apologize RIGHT NOW and I mean RIGHT NOW!" She shouted at the man, she didn't even seem to want an explanation for why he hit her, just that this seemed to be his only chance to say sorry.