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Post by Majin Presto on Jan 27, 2016 6:35:51 GMT
"...Ahem...Helllloooooooo!" The Majin waved blankly into the the air, wearing her native majin clothing or lack there of, Majin presto had been a few meters away from a pond. She had been standing next to an unusually stump, pile of grass, a pile of dirt beyond that, and a wooden bowl with water in it. There was visually not much else around the Majin besides herself and a super suspicious brown paper bag of candy There was even a hole and a section of the ground where it seemed grass had been pulled up from. It was quite bright out on the day, the only clouds in site were as thin as paper and as transparent as a ghost. Presto placed a hand over her mouth and attempted to mimic the sound of a crowd clapping and cheering, after this the majin would spin in place and put her hands upon her hips, staring into space once again for an announcement. "How'do ladiegents!" she said, combining the words "ladies" and "Gentlemen". "Presto here! today presto will be making...gnn" she nervously looked to the ground trying to figure out the name of the dish she had been making. "ch-bro- Chocolates and slad!"
While the majin typically was able to pronounce chocolate right, she somehow managed to butcher the word salad, instead coming out as "Sl- Add". Presto bit her thumb with a cocky look, the majin believed she recovered well from her shuddering on what to call the dish. She looked back into the emptiness of the air and exhaled. "Funny fact, this dish..Is NEW!" The majin announced "You heard correct! Presto will be making one of a kind! never before seen dish!" She went to cover her mouth with her hand again, doing a faint internal cheering sound then using her own hands to clap. But drifting away from the present for a bit...what exactly was this Majin doing? Talking to the air? cooking dirt? well, Recently presto had gotten quite fond of cooking shows as you might be able to tell, ever since she watched the first episode it had been something she needed to focus on, her only issues were that she had no kitchen, no ingredients...in all honesty, the Majin had no materials needed for a cooking show, as some might be able to tell by looking, not even a camera. Though the majins dreams couldn't wait any longer, a majin like her didn't need tools to be a great cook, Just look at her go! "Also!" The Majin pointed her finger in the sky. "Presto will choose one to help with the dish, one lucky win win among all!" she said before flying into the air. Presto put her hand over her eyes and did her best to scope out the area for her special guest to help with her master piece. Chili Pepper
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2016 6:52:23 GMT
[27,426 PL + Heavy Weights = PL: 6,857]
Chili padded alongside a long stretch of dirt road. His feet kicking up a bit of dirt as he jogged along. Training his endurance as he hoisted his heavy weights and back pack. Not really sure on the next step of his journey he figured a good jog would at least be effective in training.
His tongue lolled out of his mouth as the sun beat down on the dog in the read suit, a bead of sweat rolling down his furred brow. His cap happened to shield his eyes from the blazing glare however. Chili's coat was caught up in the air as he ran along along with his floppy ears.
He'd eventually come to slow down, his paw steps slowing down further and further until he came to a complete stop. The pup folded over resting his palms on his knees and catching his breath as another sweat drop plopped off his nose into the soil.
Wiping his sleeve across his forehead he stood back to full height, looking out to see a pond in the distance. His eyes would then look up towards the sky, and the blaring sun. There also happened to be somebody flying up there.
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Post by Majin Presto on Jan 27, 2016 16:33:08 GMT
After a brief moment of searching the majins eyes squinted then widened. Presto leaned in closer to make sure she wasn't imagining what she saw...it was someone! The majin put her hand down and didn't waste any time making her way to the person she caught in her eye sight. Upon closer inspection the majin would soon see a brown puppy in a red uniform and hat. She was a good few feet taller than the pup, probably taller by four or three feet, However, the height of this creature didn't matter of course, that cooking show isn't going to host itself.
The Majin would kneel down with both of her knees, giving a blank expression to the pup in front of her. "Very good!" she would say before standing up straight. "Presto has picked her lucky win win! sorry ladiegents, better luck! mhm, mhm" The majin nodded twice with her hands on her hips at the end of that sentence. Looking back down at the pup she leaned forward, casting her shadow over him. "What is lucky win win's name huh?" She asked with a tilt to the head, regardless of what he said, she would of nodded her head and simply said. "Very good, very nice name! now,we not keep the crowd waiting right? lets go back to the stage" The majin would reach her hand for the pup's and drag him to where her piles of grass, dirt and water were. When she'd make it back to her little section she would turn again to look at the pup, to ask him a question. "Well Win-win, is this your first time on a cooking show? Presto know you will do decent no matter what because if Presto can do it...then so can you!"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2016 23:42:55 GMT
Chili's heart leaped out of his chest as he fell back on his rump. A taller pink person(?) dropped down in front of him suddenly. He grabbed at his chest and panted trying to catch his breath after that surprise. He looked her over, pink skin, holes all over her body, ...hair? He had met that pink guy before but he at least looked human.
"M-My name?" he questioned while pointing one of his furred digits at his confused face. "I'm Ch-Chili Peppe-" His reply had been cut short as eh started on another ramble. Chili looked around trying to see if anyone else happened to be around and might know what was going on. Of course it was just him and the Majin however.
His arm was snatched up as he was dragged across the grassy field, trying his best to keep up with her longer gait. "Wait what? What crowd? Stage?" he wasn't really getting answers to this, to anything really. He always seemed to run into the crazy one while his journey into this wild planet.
They came to stop at a pile of grass and dirt, Chili's eyes looking aroudn suspiciously and then back up at the Majin. "I uh... yes?" he answered with another question.
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Post by Majin Presto on Jan 28, 2016 15:03:14 GMT
"Just as Presto thought!" The majin said with confidence, turning to her body to face an empty space, she once again refers to the non existent crowd to address the current situation. "Everyone give a big clap for the win win!" Presto would face her back to the puppy in red and clap her hands as fast as she could, she would then place her hands over her mouth to make the crowd cheering noise again before turning to face the dog as if she didn't just do that.
The majin would crawl on her hands and knees as she was much taller than the pup and all the ingredients where of course, on the ground. She turned her head to face the pup. "You remember what we are making? Chocolate Salad!" she then turns to face her dirt, bowl of water and pile of grass, scooping the dirt pile closer to herself. "You see, win win here on Cooking with Presto we like to keep our ingredients fresh!" She referred to the dirt, grass and water she had gathered around, oddly organized. Presto grabbed a chunk of grass from the pile she had and placed it in front of Chili.
"As you know win win, this is an entirely original and new dish so Presto will of course be right beside you to guide you on what it takes to make it!" Although she said this, the majin was pretty lost on what exactly she was doing, she may have been just been making it up as she went along. Presto would sit up, onto her thighs and pat Chili on his head. "Okay rookie, Presto will first have you grind the lettuce into smaller bits! that should be easy enough for you!"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2016 15:33:06 GMT
Chili watched with raised eyebrows at this pink, girl? Seeming to believe they were on a cooking show? His eyes widened as she began to even do the fake cheers from the crowd.
Again, "I always run into the crazy ones..." popped through Chili's mind.
She crawled over to him and he stared at her with a sweat drop rolling down his cheek. Watching a clod of dirt and grass was set before him and he was patted on his head. Chili's eyes looked down at the clump then back at her, then back at the clump.
He sighed and dropped onto his butt and folded his legs underneath himself. Taking the clod of grass and soil he held it up for the fake crowd. "Uh yeah... we're going to make sure all the lettuce is in nice thin slices so... we do that by uh..." he would mash his paws on either side of the grassy chunk. His strength a tad much for the demonstration however as it burst into a dirt cloud and grass and soil covered his muzzle. "O-oh.... yeah just like that." he sputtered as his face looked even browner then usual.
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Post by Majin Presto on Feb 1, 2016 3:25:37 GMT
"Very good! Presto didn't think it was your first time, but..." She said before wiping her own face of the dirt that had popped up from Chili's fist slamming into the dirt. the majin appeared so absent minded about the entire thing, just incorporating everything that happened, she was unknowingly glad that Chili contributed to the ad-lib. crawling on her hands and knees once again she went and moved behind Chili. She attempted to pick up the dog by his waist and sit him in her lap. Like a golfer teaching someone how to swing a puck, the Majin would also try to wrap her hands around Chili's wrists. "..You are too rough, you have to treat lettuce like it's job is to be as thin as possible and cut it with precision." At this point, the majin had leaned in and put her face next to Chili's as she guided him on how to cut the grass. The majin would move his hand to hit the grass in a chopping like motion although that didn't exactly help chop the grass any better than he had tried before. "See? you must be like...lumberjack, and put effort but not too much into your chops..." She turned her head to look at chili, as her face was nearly laying on his tiny shoulder. After hearing his inevitable response, Presto would let go of his wrists and proceed to try and rip up the grass by hand but she wasn't very successful, as her mittens made it as if she only had a thumb and a giant finger. shaking her head she would put her hands on Chili's hips and look to him again. "Listen Win Win, Presto will need your help here, use the knowledge I taught you and cut up the grass, it is okay if you don't have anything sharp, just use your hands!"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2016 18:09:05 GMT
Chili's face went flush behind his mask of dirt, not expecting to be pulled into this thing's lap. Watching her fumble with the blades of green as she pressed his face against hers. "Uh..." watching her try to tear it into smaller bits, but her thick round hands mot having the dexterity.
His ears perked as he was suddenly squeezed on his hips, the pup leaping up and back to his feet. "Right cut, right, right okay I got that." The young Zoan dropping back down to his hands and knees and quickly begin chopping at the pile of grass with his hand, it's edge turned into a sharp blade and the grass being minced. Chili kept his eyes locked to the ground.
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Post by Majin Presto on Feb 3, 2016 3:42:55 GMT
The Majin watched as the pup chopped up the "lettuce". In her opinion he was doing a fine job at it, the grass was seemingly turning up nicely from his efforts, The majin couldn't be more proud of the pup and his chopping. The Majin looked to the "crowd" and winked. She then moved to crawl next to the pup and clapped her hands together, twice to cheer on the pup. The smile on her face was visual to say the least.
"Wow! such precision, Win Win is doing a great job, it makes Presto so proud..." The majin said holding her cheeks. "I hope for all of you to someday come as close as Win Win has to being as great a chef as I!" She said before looking to move her hands onto the pups waist again, picking him up. "I think you have done a fine job, win win! now lets move onto the next ingredient!" She looked over to see her pile of dirt gone, as it was more or less on the dogs face or scattered. The majin then looked back to the crowd. "Well, that's all for now folks! Tune in next time! Byeeeeee!" she said before using one hand to wave to the crowd before, returning both her hands onto the waist of the pup. The majin would turn him to face his muzzle to her own face and tilt her head.
"What are you?" She'd ask simply as if she had just seen him for the first time or as if she hadn't pulled him against his will to "cook" with her. Laying on her chest, after the pup would answer her question she would rest her chin on her hands, and swing her legs to her back and back to the ground like a young girl playing with with dolls. The pup would be on his feet by now, no longer being felt on by the majin. Chili would notice the majins blank expression and her white eyes just watching him, awaiting to see what he would do.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2016 22:50:07 GMT
Chili was soon picked up once more by his waist, his arm swinging a bit mid air. His body going limp in her grip as he was carried a bit. His eyes looking up at the Majin in confusion.
Eventually he was sat back onto ground level and raised an eyebrow at the question that was shot at him. "What am I?" he asked back and pointed to himself. "I'm just a human, an animal person" Chili stated before pointing his finger at Presto. "What er... what are you though. Are you an alien? I've seen a few aliens but nothing like you." he looked away for a moment. "Well... except that pink guy."
"But you can call me Chili, Chili Pepper" he said with a bit of a confused smile after turning his attention back to her.
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Post by Majin Presto on Feb 4, 2016 15:05:47 GMT
"Me presto! Majin presto!" She said with a smile and a tilt to the head, it wasn't every Presto would smile so much, it could be assumed that she was really grateful for the pup playing along with her little "cooking show" although she didn't say it outright. "B-but..." looking at the finger that pointed at her she first, sniffed it, examined it over again and attempted to bite lightly on his finger. "Chili no smell or look like a pepper..." her answer would also depend on if she had been able to bite chili, she would have bit with her front teeth which were not very sharp, but it may have stung at least, if she had been able to bite the finger she would then add onto her comment.
"And Chili sure not taste like pepper! hehehehehe, Presto kinda like you!" she would wait for him to react to what she had done up to that point. "Chili is so... cute!" To which afterward she would remember him quietly saying "Pink guy" which would interest her a bit more than usual. "Pink?" She would sit up onto her bottom, sitting with her knees facing the sky and her arms wrapped around them. "Chili see someone that look like Presto? did they like candy?" She asked with curiosity, the pup would also noticed she stretched her neck out a bit to invade his personal space, her forehead nearly touching Chili's. Before he would have been able to give a full answer, she seemed to drop the topic short and ask him something else. "Hey, what are those things on Chili...look like...heavy" She said swirling her finger in chili's direction.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2016 15:30:16 GMT
Chili kept an eye on her curiously as she introduced herself. Suddenly nipping the tip of his finger, he'd lurch his arm back and wave his paw around. "Ow!" the Zoan exclaimed as he flailed his hand as if trying to disperse the pain. His look suddenly becoming much more calculating.
This would quickly be washed away by his reaction to her comments. "Well... I'm not a real pepper... that..." He pulled his newly bitten finger up to his cheek and scratched at it. Not sure if explaining this to her would be appropriate, Chili wasn't positive she would understand.
"Oh, well no. This guy didn't really look like you.. Presto? But he was pink" Chili looked up at the sky for a second, squinted his eyes and looked back down "and he didn't like candy, he liked 'bitches'." The Zoan added before looking down at his read coat, and then back up at Presto again. "These are just my clothes. But they are weighted." he struck his thumb against his nose with pride "I was told weighted clothing can make you stronger."
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Post by Majin Presto on Feb 7, 2016 6:01:11 GMT
"Not a real pepper? Well that's silly! why would a not pepper be called one? that's like calling presto bubblegum" She ironically stated, scratching her cheek similar to how Chili scratched his own. Presto would soon turn her head back to Chili when he mentioned that the man was simply pink but didn't look like her, somewhat disappointing she looked to the ground but back to Chili when she heard his voice again. "...He not like candy? Presto not know what bitches is..but it doesn't sound as tasty as candy!"
She says lightly slamming her fist on the ground. Presto sat up onto her knees to further examine the pup named Chili, poking him many'a time in curiosity of his 'weighted clothing', before long she decided to just rest her head on her arms and pursed her lips once again.
"But why does Chili want to get stronger? You getting prepared to fight? That's the only reason Presto could think of!...well maybe not, Presto could get stronger for other reasons maybe...but not know right now...how strong is Chili so far? probably not as strong as Presto" She said, offering a shrug.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2016 18:21:00 GMT
Chili would let out an exasperated sigh as she couldn't seem to comprehend he wasn't an actual pepper. Suddenly jumping back as she prodded at him. His eyes staring at her overly investigative hands. "Hey! You shouldn't poke people!"
His eyes softened as she asked him if he was going to fight. "I don't know if I am. But if I have too it's better to be prepared so I can protect people. I guess that's my reason." His tail wagged a little bit as he quickly thought about being strong enough to save people, to save his mom, to save his dad.
A look of annoyance quickly irked on his face as his body tensed up. "What do you mean? How strong are you?" his paw scratching the back of his head "Oh well I guess I haven't found anyone who is not stronger then me. There are a lot of people training on our planet."
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Post by Majin Presto on Feb 14, 2016 4:51:02 GMT
The ignorant majin wiggled her finger in response to the pup's statement. People on earth? training? oh the humanity. As far as presto was concerned this planet had to be about a million times bigger than the meteor she was on with her time in space. To her this meant weaklings could probably run far enough from predators, similar to the giants she'd hunt down on her home...meteor. Looking back she wondered how that meteor was doing. Presto shook her head and brought her attention back to Chili. She stood up onto two feet and pointed one finger to the sky with her eyes closed. "Presto is the most powerful in the world! no one is stronger than Presto except for brothers, but you? nay" She wagged her finger once again and nodded her head
"Well, Since you are talking to presto I guess you have found someone stronger than you! compared to presto...you are just...err...Chili dog!"
She covered her mouth with a hand to giggle at her own comment before shaking her head and giving a more serious expression "But you no need to worry, even if you ARE chili dog...Presto decided not to eat you...lets play!" the majin retreated to her paper bag of sweets, looking inside just to make sure the sweets had still been there before floating back to the Pup named Chili. Looking down at him she reached her hand into the bag "Presto trade you clothes for chocolate farmer!" She attempted to hand him a chocolate bar shaped...like a screaming man.
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