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Post by Koldar Frost on Apr 25, 2017 3:51:06 GMT
The 3 were seated, first, in a substantially large booth! Koldar looked like a toddler at the adult table, barely able to reach the top of the table. This was simply due to the fact Somato and Daria, alike, were fairly large individuals! Daria immediately accepted the challenge, the owner whispering to the waiter, and letting the chef, an Ankoku, bring out the food. He had this funny accent that Koldar had heard one time while visiting the Southern Capital on Earth! The plate they brought over was this gigantic slosh of cold, rainbow colored gunk! Daria's bug friend asked to have all of it to itself. Koldar looked from behind the slab, frowning and bouncing his look between it and the bug, thinking that this guy couldn't handle even this. He gestured for him to have a go, stating, "We'll pick up after you then, if you cannot finish the whole thing... What the heck is even in this blob?"( Somatotrope, back to you. Keeping this short!)
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Post by Somatotrope on Apr 26, 2017 0:22:33 GMT
Sitting in the booth still, Soma's eyes darted between all the occupants of the table, waiting for an answer from each and one of them. Daria just nodded and waved her hand on, which left Koldar's input on the situation. And, seeing as how he said that he'll pick up whatever slack that Somatotrope left behind, which was all the go ahead the big bug needed to start diving mouth first into the multi-colored slop. To the normal person, their taste buds would be so overwhelmed with the amalgamation of slop, yet they did not count for a creature who would consume nothing no matter what, as nothing tasted horrible to him. They may have different flavors, and Somatotrope may have his preferences on what to eat over other things, but nothing ever tasted bad to him.
Consuming it like no other, one of the other chefs working here had his attention swayed over to this food monster, his eyes going wide upon realization that he wasn't slowing down in eating. He even bumped the Ankoku in the shoulder as the Triclops of a human chef started to make an accidentally loud conversation, "Um, Jobeegud, h-h-how is he not passing out? I mean, i-i-isn't that all of the expired food blended together with Eis crea-"
"STROGANOFF SHUT UP BEFO' I SLAM Y'R HEAD THROUGH DA WALL!" The Ankoku chef snapped back, not wanting this unfair challenge's secret to be known. It was a little known secret as to what the slop was, because that was part of the challenge, as everyone couldn't even bare to gobble up a couple mouthfuls before getting intensely sick. And yet, in less than a minute, this giant bug creature was devouring this giant tower of expired food as if it were nothing. And he wasn't even at a stop! Somatotrope, within just mere minutes, completes the thing with flying colors as there were eight minutes and three seconds left on the stop watch clock.
With the people working the shop having their jaws dropped like no other, Soma let out a good five second burp while multi-color fumes exit his mouth, the fumes forming the shape of a skull. An odd thing to notice, however, was that Soma's multiple layers of teeth lining down his mouth were all glowing a slight violet hue, which little people noticed.
Patting his own abdomen, Somatotrope asked, "MMMM, delicious, may I have another?"
"N-noo... W-we do not 'ave anymo'. W-we onl'eh 'ave one per day. Bloody 'ell what the 'ell is that freak o' nature?!" Jobeegud muttered the last bit underneath his breath as he was now obligated to give the huge as fuck group a mighty discount because of this white carapaced creature.
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Post by Koldar Frost on Apr 26, 2017 0:42:07 GMT
Koldar remained quiet, watching Somatotrope gorge down this sloppy tower! He was vexed by this, but not to the point that he couldn't hear the conversation going on between the Ankoku and the 3 eyed human. "Exp-"The Commander turned to them, about ready to deck them through the wall, before seeing and hearing Somatotrope not only finishing the food, but asking... For more. Koldar sat back down in his seat, looking at them and, more demanding than asking, "Yes, I believe you owe us a hefty reward for this 'meal' you've given us! Would you kindly give us some monetary compensation for what he just swallowed down for you guys... OH and also have all the bills for the soldiers paid off today, and let this big guy here eat anything on the menu here for life?""U-uh ehm, uh..."The owner became flabbergasted, the Arcosian trying to process what just happened! The Commander tapped his finger on the table, while leaning on it with the other. "I think that's fair trade, wouldn't you say, Doctor Daria?"( Somatotrope)
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Post by Somatotrope on Apr 26, 2017 3:43:20 GMT
Hearing the request of the Commander, Daria nodded along as she had completely agreed. "Yes, that seems like a fiiiiine reward for someone who was intentionally making their customers sick. I mean, you definitely don't want Dr. Daria Hayta and Commander Koldar to report you for intentionally serving your customers rancid food. Furthe-"
"FOINE FOINE, I GET IT! But I sure as 'ell ain't givin' dat thing free fud for li'e. 'f 'e eats like tha' with all the time, then I'd run out a business. Bu' for now, free f'd for the day fo' you an' your soldiers. By the wa', you'r bug's a FREAK!"
The Ankoku spat out with anger as he was forced to give free food, but what he had said had snapped something vicious within the mind of the creation. Despite Somatotrope usually rolling with the punches most of the time, there was this one thing that this chef had said which reeeeally didn't sit well at all. A particular word which made him feel belittled, and that was something he was not going to tolerate. Standing up from his seat, he glared at the Ankoku and asked flat out, "What did you call me?"
"Oooooh you actually c'n tahlk aside from gobblin' dat food righ' dere. Well, lemme say it 'gain... YOU... ARE... A BUGGY FREAK!" The Ankoku chef said with a very smug smirk, rather confident that the little goof who needed help being pushed into the restaurant wouldn't be able to do jack squat to him. In fact, he was strong enough to handle the normal Arcosian or two every so often, and them transforming bastards were such a hassle to deal with when they were rowdy. He was sure that he could handle a measly freak of a creation.
Though, he had never pissed off Somatotrope before.
Angered that this guy had straight up insulted him, his fight or flight instincts, the giant bug stood up in the booth with a death glare which bored holes through the Ankoku chef. With one mighty heave, Soma ripped the table portion out of the booth, leaving only the pole stand to the booth. And in one might toss, Somatotrope threw the table straight at the Ankoku, barely avoiding the couple of soldiers which ate at the table, and the table caught the chef right in the neck, slamming him into the wall and falling down to the ground unconscious.
Realizing what he had just done, Soma's eyes shrank in utter fear of the chaos he might have just unleashed in the restaurant. Taking a seat back down on the leather chaired booth seats, Somatotrope just started uttering the words, "Sorry, sorry, so much sorry, oh god what have I done I'm sorry."
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Post by Koldar Frost on Apr 26, 2017 4:50:38 GMT
Daria agreed, not bothering to hide what Koldar would've shouted aloud! She got nitpicky, which clearly got on the chef's mood! They weren't going to give Somatotrope free food for life, but they WERE going to give them all a free food for the day. They called Somatotrope a freak, which seemed to tick the bug off. Koldar saw the bug get up, looking about ready to flip out. Before the Commander, or even Daria did anything to cool the situation down, the table was ripped off, knocking Koldar's chin and snapping part of the table before the table was hurled at the Ankoku. It'd not actually slam the Ankoku in the wall though... Instead, Koldar would actually be standing in front of the Ankoku, holding the table in hand and wiping his lip of the spit that slipped out. "Free meal for the day it is. However, you're going to give him up to 1000 zeni's worth of food free... I didn't think I'd have to get in the way like this! Sir, I will pay for the table, but for the actions you portrayed in front of me, I think you are needing to start making up for the young man there you insulted," Koldar berated in a calm tone, putting the table down against the wall. The Ankoku did fall unconscious, though, foaming at the mouth. Somatotrope was apologizing greatly for the damage he'd done! "Young man, it's quite alright... Doctor Daria, it does seem that he needs to be taught how to be calm, amongst other things. If I am to work with him, I must see what else he can do! Can I have you meet me in the Glacial Belt? It'll be easy, quiet, and we can engage in our fuller strengths there! I'll give you the coordinates there... This idiot on the floor killed my mood with that sloppy attitude of theirs..."( Somatotrope I think this is good enough to end on, dude! If you agree, I'll take zeni with level 3 shop. )
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Post by Somatotrope on Apr 26, 2017 22:38:52 GMT
Daria was a little dumbstruck as this was yet another situation in which Somatotrope had lost his cool. But having seen this multiple times at this point, she was already seeing the pattern of what was going on in the mind of the bug, but she couldn't do anything about it until she tested her theory... A theory which she didn't want to test until they were in a safe location. But it seems that whatever appetite both Soma and Daria had completely disappeared due to the commotion that they had wrought... Well, at least Daria's appetite was, as Soma was still eyeing the food around him.
A little thankful that Koldar saved Soma from a bit of a bad wrap, Daria spoke up as she responded to Koldar after his advice anger management, "That... Never happened before. In fact, he's always calm. This is the first time I've seen this side of him, but I'll figure out what has happened. For now, we'll be leaving as we don't want to cause any undue unrest."
The giant bio-creature opened his insectoid maw in order to try and counter the red skinned doctor's words, but started to realize that his actions may have been a little too extreme. In fact, it may have been a great idea to leave now and get a bite to eat elsewhere. Nodding, Somatotrope hopped out of his booth seat and made a bee line straight for the exit. In the mean time, Daria stood up and strided over to Koldar with a nod saying, "Sure, we'll be there. Just give us some time to relax from this, and me to get a drink somewhere."
Rubbing the back of her head, the red skinned brenchian turned around to find that her creature was stuck in the door... Again. Letting out quite the exasperated sigh, Daria walked over to her creation and helped him out, while the duo left for who knows where before going to the Glacial belt to see what Koldar wanted to do with them.
END of thread, Requesting PL with Heavy Weights
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Bing Gan
Administrator
PL: 374,871
Enlightenment (x16P), S. Ascension (x23)
Zeni: 13,528
Tag: @bingg
OOC Name: Bing/Biggums/TruetoCaesar
Posts: 3,722
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Post by Bing Gan on May 2, 2017 5:35:00 GMT
Somatrope, your Word Count is 4,251 and your PL Gains are: 9,352!
Current PL Total: 33,615 > NEW PL Total: 42,967
Koldar, your Word Count is 2,322 and your Zeni gains are: 4,876!
Current Zeni Total: 7,679 > NEW Zeni Total: 12,555!
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