Post by Gleciar Avierno on Sept 9, 2015 20:03:21 GMT
Gleciar was having a hard time finding his friend, Benetto, both for the fact that his objective still didn’t have a body and… his own body wasn’t responding properly! He had already crashed six times in the last twenty minutes of searching. Either due to a random spasm or a Ki fluctuation that made him lose control. This new body didn’t let him do much yet. It was stiff, unresponsive and worst of all he had gone back to square one in his control of his Brute Form!
Yes, the idea of mastering the different forms was a good one, but back when he was alive he was so close to controlling his Brute form! And now it was a pain in the ass just to fly for ten meters!
He groaned as he picked himself off of the hole he had made in his latest crash. He then quickly proceeded to dust himself off and to crack his knuckles, back, neck and any other joint he could think off hoping it would help with the stiffness.
It didn’t help much, so he simply walked to the nearest picnic table and sat down to take a break. He still couldn’t believe how many memories he had suppressed over the years, being born in a horribly weak body, not escaping Arcose, but being sent to Namek by his parents for his own safety and really most of what he remembered for staying his second home was a lie… Well, at least not the fondness he had for its people… The landscapes on the other hand? As dull as repetitive as here… At least here there is stuff to do, that did not change the fact that it reminded him of a place that was no more.
He let out a sigh as he thought of the battle against Vi-Poi he had watched with Nova, no, its Nicholas, but… Eh… I’ll just call him Nova, rolls off the tongue easier. Where was I? Oh, yeah! The battle! Everything had gone pretty well... considering. He was the only one who died, which could have been easily avoided if it wasn’t for that stupid Saiyan bitch. He shook his head as he recalled most of the events. Jarvis nearly died again for attacking out of turn… Well, at least that motivated everyone enough to attack Vi-Poi together, which mostly thanks to Bing and Reikiko managed to destroy Vi-Poi along with the virus in his system.
It’s hard to believe that they rebuilt him so fast, but he wasn’t the most in-tune with technology person, so he was nobody to judge that kind of stuff. At least he was back to the way he was in their first meeting.
It would have been all good on Earth if it wasn’t for the fact that Zucceta planned to invade and conquer absolutely everything… And if she got all pissy because of a ship she didn’t need… God, I don’t want to imagine what she would do for absolute domination. Ugh… It’s like every Saiyan except Arti are bunch of genocidal maniacs. Well… except Kaula and Jarvis, but she is still a total bitch and he is an ass.
He scoffed and stood up with some difficulty. I bet Nova didn’t have any of these problems! Noooooo! He got his body handed to him in a silver platter because Mister Temporary God gave him a recommendation! On the other hand, I had to work hard for it! Going through all that bullcrap to get it! And I still don’t get how or why it happened! Not that I’m complaining, the annoyances are getting better by the minute…
I should do some exercises to get used to my new body… How did that saying go? Crunches, pull ups and plenty of milk… Is there even milk around here? I mean… everyone is a cloud spirit around here… And even if they managed to get a body they still wouldn’t need the food… And if they ate… Do ghosts poop? He shook his head trying to let that train of thought go.
He sighed and started walking once again, now that he was more calm he got a chance to see that there were quite a few things to do in Heaven, out of all of them Cloud Surfing seemed coolest, but with his body right now? Bad idea. So he just kept walking as he avoided the temptation of the surf. Hmm… Maybe I should try regular surfing once I go back… Also going to the place Benny works at, that would be interesting…
After a while he found a huge tree, with the perfect shadow to exercise under. He started doing simple stretches for a few minutes. Fairly simple stuff, nothing that would strain him, just get him ready for the harsher stuff. Once was done with that he started with the crunches, he kept it going until he had a spasm about seven minutes later. He sighed and continued, not letting that bother him, his objective was a million crunches!
It took him over an hour to get fully used to the movement and three more before he could go at his usual full speed, after that it was child’s play to reach his objective of a million crunches. As soon as he finished, he leaped and and grabbed the tallest branch of the tree so he could continue with the pull ups. This time it didn’t take long for him to reach the million… Well, not compared to the crunches, this time it was only an hour.
It seems to be working… Now… where do I get milk from? I saw a hotspring some time after I left Nova… Maybe they have a store or bending machine… He took off in a flight hoping he wouldn’t crash on the way there… And he unsurprisingly did, but just one, because he got distracted with the poop question. Seriously! DO THEY POOP!?
When he got to the hotspring he found a bending machine with boxed chocolate milk inside. I guess it will have to do. He thought as he pushed the buttons, since there is no afterlife cash. And as he started drinking it and turned around he saw… a restroom. THEY DO POOP! But… How? Nope, I don’t want that answer… I’ll just… Go into the hot spring… Yeah.
And for the next few hours he just… relaxed in the hot water, totally hoping that would finally loosen up his body fully, yep just that. Nothing about trying to enjoy the afterlife. Nope. Nada. That is for losers that dont have the motivation to get out. He nodded to himself trying to reassure his line of thought.
After a few hours he noticed he had fallen asleep in the hotspring. And as he went out, looking like a white and blue raisin, he continued his search for his friend. Because he didn’t wanna leave him hanging around alone before going to hell. And seem like a total ass… Again…
He let out a sigh and took to the skies. He was sure that this time he would stay focused on his objective! It would all be perfect and he would go to hell to talk to his parents! If they were even there to-OH! CLOUD SURFING! And with that he went to try out the fabled activity taking advantage that his body was working properly now.
Yes, the idea of mastering the different forms was a good one, but back when he was alive he was so close to controlling his Brute form! And now it was a pain in the ass just to fly for ten meters!
He groaned as he picked himself off of the hole he had made in his latest crash. He then quickly proceeded to dust himself off and to crack his knuckles, back, neck and any other joint he could think off hoping it would help with the stiffness.
It didn’t help much, so he simply walked to the nearest picnic table and sat down to take a break. He still couldn’t believe how many memories he had suppressed over the years, being born in a horribly weak body, not escaping Arcose, but being sent to Namek by his parents for his own safety and really most of what he remembered for staying his second home was a lie… Well, at least not the fondness he had for its people… The landscapes on the other hand? As dull as repetitive as here… At least here there is stuff to do, that did not change the fact that it reminded him of a place that was no more.
He let out a sigh as he thought of the battle against Vi-Poi he had watched with Nova, no, its Nicholas, but… Eh… I’ll just call him Nova, rolls off the tongue easier. Where was I? Oh, yeah! The battle! Everything had gone pretty well... considering. He was the only one who died, which could have been easily avoided if it wasn’t for that stupid Saiyan bitch. He shook his head as he recalled most of the events. Jarvis nearly died again for attacking out of turn… Well, at least that motivated everyone enough to attack Vi-Poi together, which mostly thanks to Bing and Reikiko managed to destroy Vi-Poi along with the virus in his system.
It’s hard to believe that they rebuilt him so fast, but he wasn’t the most in-tune with technology person, so he was nobody to judge that kind of stuff. At least he was back to the way he was in their first meeting.
It would have been all good on Earth if it wasn’t for the fact that Zucceta planned to invade and conquer absolutely everything… And if she got all pissy because of a ship she didn’t need… God, I don’t want to imagine what she would do for absolute domination. Ugh… It’s like every Saiyan except Arti are bunch of genocidal maniacs. Well… except Kaula and Jarvis, but she is still a total bitch and he is an ass.
He scoffed and stood up with some difficulty. I bet Nova didn’t have any of these problems! Noooooo! He got his body handed to him in a silver platter because Mister Temporary God gave him a recommendation! On the other hand, I had to work hard for it! Going through all that bullcrap to get it! And I still don’t get how or why it happened! Not that I’m complaining, the annoyances are getting better by the minute…
I should do some exercises to get used to my new body… How did that saying go? Crunches, pull ups and plenty of milk… Is there even milk around here? I mean… everyone is a cloud spirit around here… And even if they managed to get a body they still wouldn’t need the food… And if they ate… Do ghosts poop? He shook his head trying to let that train of thought go.
He sighed and started walking once again, now that he was more calm he got a chance to see that there were quite a few things to do in Heaven, out of all of them Cloud Surfing seemed coolest, but with his body right now? Bad idea. So he just kept walking as he avoided the temptation of the surf. Hmm… Maybe I should try regular surfing once I go back… Also going to the place Benny works at, that would be interesting…
After a while he found a huge tree, with the perfect shadow to exercise under. He started doing simple stretches for a few minutes. Fairly simple stuff, nothing that would strain him, just get him ready for the harsher stuff. Once was done with that he started with the crunches, he kept it going until he had a spasm about seven minutes later. He sighed and continued, not letting that bother him, his objective was a million crunches!
It took him over an hour to get fully used to the movement and three more before he could go at his usual full speed, after that it was child’s play to reach his objective of a million crunches. As soon as he finished, he leaped and and grabbed the tallest branch of the tree so he could continue with the pull ups. This time it didn’t take long for him to reach the million… Well, not compared to the crunches, this time it was only an hour.
It seems to be working… Now… where do I get milk from? I saw a hotspring some time after I left Nova… Maybe they have a store or bending machine… He took off in a flight hoping he wouldn’t crash on the way there… And he unsurprisingly did, but just one, because he got distracted with the poop question. Seriously! DO THEY POOP!?
When he got to the hotspring he found a bending machine with boxed chocolate milk inside. I guess it will have to do. He thought as he pushed the buttons, since there is no afterlife cash. And as he started drinking it and turned around he saw… a restroom. THEY DO POOP! But… How? Nope, I don’t want that answer… I’ll just… Go into the hot spring… Yeah.
And for the next few hours he just… relaxed in the hot water, totally hoping that would finally loosen up his body fully, yep just that. Nothing about trying to enjoy the afterlife. Nope. Nada. That is for losers that dont have the motivation to get out. He nodded to himself trying to reassure his line of thought.
After a few hours he noticed he had fallen asleep in the hotspring. And as he went out, looking like a white and blue raisin, he continued his search for his friend. Because he didn’t wanna leave him hanging around alone before going to hell. And seem like a total ass… Again…
He let out a sigh and took to the skies. He was sure that this time he would stay focused on his objective! It would all be perfect and he would go to hell to talk to his parents! If they were even there to-OH! CLOUD SURFING! And with that he went to try out the fabled activity taking advantage that his body was working properly now.