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Post by Conan on Dec 14, 2016 21:03:47 GMT
You know what? Fuck androids, fuck Super Saiyans, AND FUCK ALL OF YOU!!! -Final Explosion bitches- LIKE A BIIIITTTCCCHHH
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Post by Collan Vixen on Dec 19, 2016 13:24:45 GMT
Jormungandr and Collan begin training in his gravity chamber Jormungandr: "I-I need time to prepare!" Collan: "Training begins now!" Kicks her to the ground "You weren't prepared."
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Post by Conan on Dec 21, 2016 23:35:41 GMT
-Turns SSJ3- Random Bystander: HOW?! It's REALLY SIMPLE! YOU SEE, KAZAR, THERES ONE THING YOU DIDNT ACCOUNT FOR. MY POWER LEVEL NUMBER, IS BIGGER THAN YOURS! HILARIOUS REALLY, ONCE YOU GET TO A POWER LEVEL OVER 9000 IN THIS WORLD, YOURE BASICALLLY A GOD! WE COULD FIGHT ALL DAY, BUT YOUR SKILL STILL WOULDNT TOUCH ME! NOT THAT IT WOULDNT BE FUN, BUT I GOT GOOD NEWS! THERES NO NEED TO GO PRAY FOR YOUR GOD! BECAUSE HES RIIIIGHT HERE! AND HES FRESH OUTTA MERCY, BITCH!
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Post by Kazar Winters on Dec 22, 2016 4:08:11 GMT
Majin Tarragon:" Back on my planet, we never had Christmas. We never got the joy, or the holly marry this planets views as fun. No, on my planet we had what was called "Purge Day". Every year we had a purge, all the criminals were let loose and death hung among the streets! Hahaha!!! It was quite fun for me...Ah, but soon I'll come back to my home world and rename our holiday, "Terror Day". Because basically, I'm gonna blow up the planet."
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Post by Toma on Dec 22, 2016 4:22:37 GMT
Yoshikage Toma: "Killer Queen has already touched this thread."
Click.
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Post by Sava the Saiyan on Dec 22, 2016 4:32:29 GMT
Makaz finally absorbs the strongest fighter he can find. Only to get told by everyone else that he didn't do anything but copy Majin Buu.
Makaz: YES! Finally I've achieved the strongest figh-
Bystander: Buu did it..
Makaz: NO..Wait what? This is completely different!
Bystander: The absorption thing, Buu did it by absorbing THREE fighters fat stronger than you..
Makaz: BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT! I didn't even do anything CLOSE to Buu..
Bystander: MAYBE but..in this case Buu still did it, and you're a carbon copy..
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Post by Samba on Dec 26, 2016 18:14:19 GMT
Blue Ogre: ATTENTION. ANY SIN YOU COMMIT BEFORE BEING JUDGE WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU!
*inside the Afterlife Office Building*
King Yenma: Next. *stamps* Strip. Next. *stamps* Strip. Next. *stamps* Strip...
King Yenma: *Pauses. Leans forward with a shocked expression.*
King Yenma: Nice~! *leers*
Samba: *Bashfully* Samba Thanks you.
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Post by Collan Vixen on Jan 4, 2017 14:25:16 GMT
-Jormungandr becomes ruler of her people, and they come to Earth with her- Collan: "Jor wait!" *Runs after Jor before a guard stops her* Guard: "And you must be?" Collan: " I'm Collan!" Guard: "Well hello princess Collan." Collan: "But I'm not-" Jormungandr: "From now on you will always call her princess Collan!" Jor's people: "All hail princess Collan!" Collan: "Nooooo!" Jormungandr
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Post by Kazar Winters on Jan 5, 2017 0:01:21 GMT
Levlidian :" You think this palace is worthy of such a being as me?! First of all, i demand more trowels. Secondly, i demand more trowels. And third i demand more trowels. The brickwork on this place is a shit show. And who's this scrawny puke?"
Lev looks up at Kazar. Kazar:" I'm a foot and a half taller then you, but whatever."
Levlidian:" What was that?!"
Kazar:" I said, i can't hear you from down there."
Levlidian:" Speak up boy! I can't hear you from up there!"
(Dragonball Z Abridged: Broly the Legendary Super Saiyan by TFS)
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Post by Collan Vixen on Jan 13, 2017 0:22:29 GMT
(I've got two this time) -Some time, after Jormungandr becoming ruler of her sub species- Brute snake demon: "Princess Collan." Collan: "Oh no..." Brute snake demon: "You lied to me." Collan: "I did no such thing!" Brute snake demon: "You dirty boy..." Collan: "...Jor get me out of her right now! I am not kidding, get me out-" -Collan then proceeds to get clothes lined by the brute-
-A while of fighting said brute, Capper Hofferson (who is there for some reason) is close to getting killed- Capper: "Jormungandr help!" -Jor just comes in out of nowhere, quickly interrupting an attack from the brute- Jor: "Capper! Are you okay!? Do you need some juice!? Did you get the knowledge you wanted!?" Capper: "Doesn't look like it." Jor: "Nooooooo!!"
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Post by Rafar on Jan 17, 2017 0:31:31 GMT
NOXA engages Celmaru, driving him driving him to SSJ2
NOXA: YES! Finally I have a friend that I can fi-
Bystander: Cell did it..
NOXA: NO..Wait what? This is completely different!
Bystander: The triggering thing, Cell did it by nearly killing multiple main characters and concluding a plot line that went back for arcs..
Makaz: BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT! I didn't even do anything CLOSE to Cell..
Bystander: MAYBE but..in this case Cell still did it, and you're a carbon copy
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Post by Cipher 24 on Mar 10, 2017 18:30:37 GMT
Spoilered due to length. Vipoi and Zucceta are doing some training on the Big Blue, with Cipher nearby observing the pair of them.
Vipoi: *stops mid attack* Cipher! Pizza! Delivery, not Digiorno.
Zucceta: *comes down from SSj2* Ooh! I want one with pepperoni! And, erm, one with sausage...and one with ham!
Cipher: Meatlovers. You want a meatlovers.
Zucceta: Nah, I actually like to keep the meat separate. I want to savor each animal.
Cipher: *blinks* Wait, but they all have pi-
Zucceta: Oh, but for the one with the ham, make it Hawaiian!
Vipoi: *curious* Hawaiian? I'm unfamiliar with that variety of pizza.
Zucceta: Oh it's amazing! It's ham, and pineapple!
Vipoi: *stares at her for a moment* Excuse you and your entire race?
Zucceta: *blinks in confusion* Ham and Pineapple.
Vipoi: *repulsed* That is disgusting. Why would you ruin perfectly good pizza with pineapple?
Zucceta: What!? No it's the best! It just plays so well with the ham and the tomato...
Vipoi: It's an abomination and I now believe Walker did nothing wrong! Why would you put sweet and juicy fruit, on top of a salty, delicious pizza?
Cipher: Well to be fair sir, tomato is a fruit.
Vipoi: Don't you play Alaistair's advocate here Cipher, lest you suggest we start filling calzones with raspberry jam!
Zucceta: That sounds delicious!
Vipoi reaches forward and grabs Zucceta's face, pulling her close.
Vipoi: Of course you'd say that! I'm an epicurean! You wolf down Big Macs like Tic Tacs!
Zucceta: Mmm, I want a burger now. Can't we just get burgers instead?
Vipoi releases Zucceta and calms down.
Vipoi: Hmm, now that you mention it, I could blow up a planet for some Wataburger. Wait, no In-N-Out! No Shake Shack!
Cipher: I've a preference for Hopdoddys personally.
Vipoi: I'll take a double bacon cheeseburger with caramelized onions, lettuce, chipolata mayo and ketchup. No pickles.
Zucceta: And I'll take the same but with grilled pineapple.
A loud scream of fury echoes through the Big Blu before it suddenly erupts into a fireball. Vipoi and Cipher watch the destruction from a distance.
Vipoi: Aw dammit, I want a fajita plate now. Cipher, rewind.
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Glacius Celcius
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PL: 2,000
Suppressed Form, True Form (x10)
Zeni: 4,756
Tag: @glacius
OOC Name: Kallbash
Posts: 48
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Post by Glacius Celcius on Mar 28, 2017 21:25:30 GMT
Capper Hofferson and Lord Xylo when they were at the Saga to conquer Namek!
*Xylo finds out that Capper is hiding in some bushes next to the battlefield, and go there* Xylo:Reveal yourself. *Capper leaves the bushes, shaking* Capper: H-Hi sir Xylo... Xylo: What you are doing here? Capper: You know... Pruning... Xylo: You mean hiding? Capper: N-NO! I mean, Searching for a friend... Xylo: You mean helping that saiyan kid? Capper: No... I mean, I need feed someone... Xylo: You mean lending him a senzu to recover his wounds and beat me? Capper: ...I am screwed, right? Xylo: Yep. *Xylo knocks Capper out*
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Post by Majin Kaza on Mar 28, 2017 23:35:22 GMT
Purika when you finally achieve Super Saiyan... Kaza: Wow you sure got strong, huh?!
Purika: That's right, Kaza. And you wouldn't believe how much!
Purika: You see, while I was training in the depths of my gravity chamber, I looked deep within myself and...
~Kaza's point of view~ ''BLAH BLA PRIDE BLA BLA BLA STRONGEST OF ALL BLA BLA SUPER SAIYAN! Bla bla bla.''
Purika: And through all of that, I have ascended!
Purika: That's right Kaza- I have reached a new level. DO YOU HEAR ME KAZA?! I AM FINALLY STRONGER THAN YOU!
Kaza: Neat!
Purika: FUCK YOU
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Post by Collan Vixen on Apr 1, 2017 0:22:39 GMT
Chai I was bored Collan: "...Chai, do you believe in destiny?" Chai: "I'm an edge lord, so no." Collan: "But the next city is 30 miles from here! If I hurry, I could save someone!" Chai: "Or you could die like you did in my universe." Collan: "Why do you say that every time I want to fight?" Chai: "Because you are 19! I'm 27! And I am almost always alone." Collan: Chai had been 27 for a while.
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