Post by Neato Skeletino on Sept 14, 2016 1:19:59 GMT
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It wasn't every day someone saw a skeleton. In fact other than perhaps health class in school most humans didn't see bones. Today however was not an average day. For a skeleton now skateboarded down the street, doing sweet kick flips and Ollieing over obstacles in his way. Without so much as a warning the Skeleton skidded to a halt at a nearby hotdog stand. The man behind the stand was a little confused as to why a skeleton had shown up at his stand but never the less he wasn't going to turn away a potential Customer. "Uh... How can I help you?" He asked
"Hello Human!" Said the Jovial Skeleton. "I would like one hotdog please!"
"Uh are you sure? You don't really... have anywhere for it to go."
The skeleton closed its mouth for a moment and was silent. He looked down at his tyedye shirt, staring at it before looking back up at Him.
"...So can I have a hot dog then?" "Er... Right. One hotdog Coming up."
The skeleton smiled, waiting patiently. Several moments would pass before the man offered the skeleton the hotdog. The skeleton smiled at him and took the hot dog before taking a bite.
"Wowie! This is the best hotdog I've ever had!" said the Skeleton.
The rather confused salesman stared at him before shaking his head. "Uh Are you going to pay for that?"
"Huh? Oh right! How rude of me. Here." He dropped a hundred zenni on the counter much to the shock of the stand owner. "Well, see you around!"
With that the skeleton went off, skating back down the street with a half eaten hotdog in hand. It certainly was a.... strange day.
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Collan was having a simple jog through Satan City. He did tell himself he'd do ANYTHING to get stronger than Jormungandr, but he didn't really feel like going out anywhere. Since he had the bad luck of always meeting someone stronger than him and getting into a fight with them every time he went outside a city. At least nothing too bad could happen today...is what he though, until he turned his head to see A SKELETON!
It wasn't doing anything weird except you know, skateboarding and standing up. Since Collan did go to school at a young age, he could tell that Skeletons weren't supposed to do that. "...Why does everything interesting happen around me. Maybe I want to be boring for once." He whispered to himself as he just kept jogging.
Maybe if I mind my own business, he won't notice me. He had though to himself.
Another day in West City... another one of THOSE days, where nothing was really occurring for the green man. He had spent his last few days giving out the mix tapes Noxa had given him, with only three left in tow he hoped he could somehow get someone to take one or more of them off his hands so that he could focus on matters more important than merely throwing CDs at people that may not want him. However he had communicated with a few other warriors, one of which was even a namekian like himself, Aido was significantly younger than Namorel, he fought like an elite warrior twice his age.
Meanwhile, as he though Namorel was walking down the sidewalk that bordered the roads of West City; he was not anticipating the sight that would soon behold itself before him. A skeleton on what looked like a wooden plank with wheels... perhaps he was imagining things, like that golden spikey haired kid on the yellow ostrich chicken, which he had yet to fin, but he soon realized that it was not a mere dream, but rather a real skeleton on a skateboard... he would sit back for a moment and watch it. See if it had an malicious intentions in tow for West City.
Post by Neato Skeletino on Sept 15, 2016 20:10:39 GMT
The Skeleton would skateboard around, occasionally grinding on things and doing various sweet tricks with the board. However something caught his... eye. He seemed to turn and skate back towards Collan, soon coming up besides him.
"Hello there white haired Human!" He said in his jolly tone. "I can't help but notice that you are jogging! I came over to commend you! Proper health and fitness is important and the fact that you are taking it into consideration in your life makes you a very smart guy!" The skeleton offered a boney smile. "But you know what you should do when you take a break? Have a nice cold glass of milk! Calcium is important to make you big and strong! You could be the strongest man in the world, but having weak bones means you are weaker than most!"
The skeleton would stop his speed and let Collan go on his merry way, as he had only just spotted Nam. "Oh my gosh! Its a Green human! They come in so many Colors!" He'd come over to Nam before hopping off his skateboard and offering his hand. "Hello there green human! I am Neato Skelletino! And I would like to offer my hand in friendship! You seem like a pretty neat guy!"
Post by Collan Vixen on Sept 15, 2016 20:42:43 GMT
Collan just kept jogging, until he slightly turned his head to see the skeleton coming his way. Noooo... Collan had though to himself, he just looked forward. Hoping he though wrong, but he didn't. It slowed down to great him, it's voice was slightly annoying. But not too unbearable. But that's when it started...to encourage his training?
"Ummm...thanks I guess?" Collan had started to say, until it had immediately ran off to greet a Namekian. Collan just stopped, he couldn't be more confused in his life...yet at the same time he couldn't be more curious. So he just followed the skeleton. Listening in on this new conversation he had tried to start.
He watched the skeleton as the moments passed, making his way over to a humanoid, Namorel could not make out the species of this one, rather not making any assumptions than turn out wrong. The skeleton somehow was able to speak, transport itself and hell every other function seemed to operate properly as well. He contemplated whether to question this or now, but ultimately decided it would not be in his interest or to his benefit to take the time and question this matter. It would not take long for the skeleton to make his way past the humanoid in the distance and begin to make his way towards Namorel, riding his plank with wheels effortlessly, showing he had no disadvantage as a skeleton.
"Hello there, I am Namorel."
Namorel replied to the skeleton that had made conversation with him, it apparently went by the name Neato Skelentino of all things. Namorel found it interesting to say the least as he continued to look at the skeleton. Seeing the humanoid begin to move in tow, following the skeleton to Namorel's location.
Post by Neato Skeletino on Sept 20, 2016 17:27:08 GMT
"Namorel? Thats a strange name." smiled the skeleton. "How did you come by it? Also why are you green?" He looked the namekian over quickly before standing up a bit straighter. "You look like the kind of person who has strong bones!. You clearly have taken good care of your body."
The skeleton looked back to Collan as he came nearer before speaking to him next. "Ah following me are you? Well You clearly want some more advice! You should always drink more milk! It gives you calcium and makes your bones big and strong! Like mine." He snickered before letting out a full fledged laugh. "NYEH HEH HEH!"
The skeleton shook his head before turning back to Namorel. "Come to think of it. You should drink your milk too. Calcium is important, even to green humans!"
Post by Collan Vixen on Sept 20, 2016 18:06:36 GMT
Suddenly, as the skeleton had started talking to this Namekia. He had turned back to Collan, either the skeleton had known he was following him, or he had just looked conveniently decided to turn around. "Oh no, no. It's not that." He said in response to the Skeleton's talk on bones. "I'm just...intrigued, you could say."
Too be honest, who wouldn't be interested in a Skateboarding skeleton. Collan had though, which seemed a little hypocritical. Saying as how he was pretty annoyed of this skeleton at first. Collan looked around, as though he was personally interested. He was seeing how many people were weirded out by this.
As it seemed pretty impossible to not see at least one person who wasn't like that. Then he just looked back at the Skeleton and the Namekian. As a little side note though, this Namekian had a power that outmatched both Collan's and the Skeleton's. Though Collan didn't know how to feel about this.
Collan Vixen you gets 411 zens and if you adds that to your current 4,350 zens you have 4761 of thems.
Neato Skeletino you've acquired 667 zeni and when calculated into your total of 500 zeni we come to the sum of 1,167 zeni which will be added to your profile within the next several minutes after I take the dog out.