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Post by Zexama on Apr 5, 2015 10:25:07 GMT
Zexama opened her mouth that contained a void stomach located in another universe and pulled out a piece of blue amour after searching for about a minute, there was a little speaker attached to it, she pushed the on Key and did her best impersonation of Kiwano's voice as she could. "Empress Wyntre, your highness, may I beg for you to come to my location at once, it seems that there is a very high politic party wanting your attention NOW!"
Zexama pushed the hang up button and cracked up laughing, she then flew into a building and closed the blinds as quickly as possible, she also had a model of Kiwano behind the blinds and a bunch of candy sculptures around a table with a bright light behind it all, it was perfect, it would fool everyone, and best of all, Zexama had Kiwano locked up in the closet with no amour on, so he couldn't dibby dob. She stuffed the amour back in her mouth and sat on the main desk chair, waiting for Wyntre, to be tortured.
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Post by Wyntre Cold on Apr 5, 2015 10:41:08 GMT
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Post by Zexama on Apr 5, 2015 10:54:48 GMT
Zexama looked at Wyntre, her good old, really old in fact, wasn't she like in her thousands by now, and waved. She kept a big smile across her face. "Well you know, just meeting up and old, I mean all! It's not like we see each other everyday, thank god, but I would like to tell you that you no longer have to be afraid! I'm taking intelligent classes to improve my Intelligence, isn't that great?"
Zexama, taking classes, PLEASE! Tell me something that would be at least slightly true, Zexama just needed to distract for that short while more, she raised her hand which was attached to a very thin string, it pulled a device which shot Wyntre with a bunch of streamers, a banner that said Happy birthday came out of the roof. "I read your diary and found out your birthday was today! Happy birthday Wyntre, and I gave you the ultimate present!"
Just then Zexama softly pushed down a little Kiteh statue and the roof opened up, and there it was, the ultimate present! And it was something both of them would agree to be the best, it was Kiwano, with screaming in terror while wrapped and a mouth jag shoved in his mouth, the thing that was making him scream was the venomous spider crawling up his chest, it was beautiful.
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Post by Wyntre Cold on Apr 5, 2015 12:30:13 GMT
Intelligence classes? Zexama? Clearly they weren't working. Normally this would be a joke, but Wyntre was serious. Even SAIYANS were smarter than Zexama, and that was saying something! But it was good to see Zexama trying. Sure, there was an extreme chance that Zexama was lying through the teeth she didn't have, but even the notion of Zexama actually trying to not be so completely stupid warmed Wyntre's heart. Ah, who are we kidding here? Zexama couldn't get an education if she tried. Her birthday. Zexama thought it was her birthday. Hang on, what was the day? The 5th of Friezatober? No, that wasn't her birthday. Her birthday was the 24th of Coldtember! Or, as the humans say, May. This was not her birthday. No, not at all! This day was, by no means, her birthday. She felt like struggling the little runt. But no, she shouldn't. After all, Zexama, while she deserved death many times over, shall not receive it from Wyntre. She's better than slaughtering one of her own minions, despite how much she wanted to. And Kiwano was here. Kiwano, in all of his possibly-godmodding goodness. Goddammit Zexama. "It's not my birthday. Get Kiwano down from there NOW."
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Post by Zexama on Apr 5, 2015 12:41:03 GMT
Zexama looked at Wyntre with a menacing eye, she looked towards the old women and remembered the date, oh yes, she would celebrate this birthday so much, that she would die of enjoyment. Oh yeah, she had to let Kiwano down? No problem. Zexama lifted her big pink fist into the air before slamming it against the table, then the sculptures feel to the ground as well as Kiwano, the ropes that locked him up turned back into sherbet, along with all the other things that she had done just for Wyntre's not birthday.
"GEEEEEEEZ Women, no need to shout, I was only trying to be nice, but rest assured, I will surprise you on your birthday, or else." Zexama had a deep and demanding voice while saying this, and her bright happy pink skin flashed black suddenly, but all turned back to normal as Zexama pushed down the cat once more, and a super expensive wine, one of Wyntre's favourites, feel out off the roof and a big candy hand grabbed it and served it into a glass that was brought up from the table, then hit the table again with her fist causing two posh lollies to fly into the air, then with a quick punch, she sent them flying over towards Wyntre. "Good old times...right?"
She got the same candies that Wyntre had seemed to enjoy during the time they robbed that candy store, she also got the wine from her favourite bottle shop who cost a fortune, luckily for Zexama, she use to be a bank robber.
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Post by Wyntre Cold on Apr 6, 2015 4:43:19 GMT
This was making little sense. But then again, little anything does when Zexama is involved. She was also surprised by Zexama remembering her favorite type of wine: 'Citrated Golden Blood Wine of Sector 413'. But then again, Zexama often surprisedpeople around her to the point that how much she's surprising simply isn't surprising anymore. Wyntre has gotten used to Zexama enough to know to simply run away before logical doesn't even. And yes that is no maybe I agree.
Enough about that grammatical madness. Alright, she supposed she might enjoy a drink. A nice drink of Citrated Golden Blood Wine, from Sector 413. It's an interesting taste, really. To produce it, they got the blood of a Golden Glider, a rare bird the size of a blue whale that was fed only the highest quality space-lemons it's entire life, only to have the blood removed and fed as fertilizer to even more space-lemons, which, in turn, were fed to another Golden Glider. A few hundred generations later, these Space-Lemons are fermented for a few thousand years, slowly brewing away. It was red, but had a strange yet pleasant feeling with it. And to think... Frieza was alive when this was put in for fermentation. You can almost taste the history. She shouldn't have too much of the stuff, however... Almost fully alcohol. A shot would make the average human drunk beyond end. But Wyntre wasn't just a human, no. She poured herself a glass. She ignored Kiwano.
"What do you want, Zexama?"
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Post by Zexama on Apr 6, 2015 8:53:51 GMT
Zexama just pulled at the plug to her serious, and all of the silliness went into the drain, and she hit her hand against the table YET AGAIN, and what happened was just as important as the last thing, A banner feel down over the Happy Birthday banner and it read, 'I know you idiot.' "Didn't you hear me? I read your diary, I know when your birthday is, This is much more important than a petty birthday."
She grabbed the cat stature and rotated it in a 80 degree angel, then a contract lifted from the ground with a pen with a little cat coming out of the top of it, the contents of the contract was covered by a thick layer of rock candy, and Zexama would only release it when Wyntre had listened, the eyes that Zexama gave off flashed black to white rapidly for just a few seconds before turning turning back to just static black, Zexama lifted her head and looked at Wyntre, how powerful she had become, she thought about if what she was about to do would be the smart thing to do, but she finally got over her guilt and settled for yes.
"Empress Wyntre of Arcose and the Galaxy, I have a deal to offer you." As she gave a little smile she tap her fingers together from her index finger, all the way to her pinky, over and over, just looking at Wyntre with her now very serious look.
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Post by Wyntre Cold on Apr 6, 2015 9:46:16 GMT
Wow, was Zexama really THAT stupid? That's odd. She never thought it was possible for IQ to go into the negative billions.
But this was a new occurrence. Did Zexama have something in mind? Zexama was changing. Maybe. After all, Majins weren't the most capable of change. She'd met plenty of Majins before, all of which had food on their mind. Song, dance and food. All stupendously idiotic. But, for Zexama to use such a wording? 'Petty'? She also found the likelihood of Zexama having read her Diary very slim, considering she didn't have one. Yep. No diary for Wyntre. She doesn't need one, after all, all of the information she might ever need is already with her.
"If there truly was something that you had and I didn't, and therefore would be something to offer in a deal, then I'd have it by now. But, by all means, prove your stupidity further. What do you want?"
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Post by Zexama on Apr 6, 2015 10:48:41 GMT
Zexama continued to look towards Wyntre, she keep her eyes focused directly into her wod souls, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, the sound of the office clock was continuously ticking, nothing but that was making noise, since neither Wyntre nor Zexama breathed, the sound was so different, you could usually distinguish any sudden sound made. Zexama stopped tapping her fingers together and put them gently on the table, she moved her neck around before beginning to speak once again. "Ok your highness, I know you find me a waste of time and stupid, both of them may be true, but I ask of you to teach me the death beam technique, you may see me as a waste of time, but teach me, make me become stronger, I've had enough of being the weak link!"
Zexama stood up and smashed her hands on the table and shouted the last section of her statement, she looked at the obviously stronger than her being and with all seriousness eyed her, wondering if she would take in to train Zexama and help her become stronger, or she wouldn't be ignorant and just reject Zexama where she stood.
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Post by Wyntre Cold on Apr 6, 2015 11:30:09 GMT
"LOL NOPE."
Wyntre looked into the creepy eyes of the monster of pink. Oh, how horrible it was. She'd much rather just Full-Power Death Beam her in the face. But, she had to admit, it was a lovely Ultimatum. What puzzled Wyntre, however, was why the illogical pink creature would even bother with trying to learn the Death Beam. It's literally in the name, Death Beam. You know, that kind. The end of the road. The lack of life in a being once alive. Yeah, that kind. But why would a candy-obsessed pink being of childish things want to learn anything to do with Death? It made little sense. Wyntre having a move like the Death Beam or the Death Ball might be bad, but those are what they are meant to deal. Death isn't evil. Without death, evil would only spread. Death is a necessary evil, wielded by Wyntre, the Lesser Evil. She often considered calling it something else, but that would just be lying. It's the Death Beam, no matter what it's called. "The Death Beam? Are you sure? It doesn't exactly fit your... theme. But, if you insist, I'm sure I can teach you."
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Post by Zexama on Apr 6, 2015 13:13:38 GMT
Zexama read the script that the narrator had given her before she had walked into the building and prepared this birthday not birthday surprised, it showed that Wyntre's part had her saying something like 'LOL NOPE' But it had a large cross through it, Zexama read the rest of her script then looked up at Wyntre, she stood up and walked over to the bin, rolling the up the piece of paper that she just read and through it in the bin, then looked at Wyntre with a raised eyebrow, well the area where an eyebrow is suppose to be none the less.
"Yeah I know, I'll make it my 'theme' And yes I'm assisting, and keep in mind, I'm a fast learner and don't be afraid to use physical force to teach me discipline as well, so when you're ready, we'll ditch Kiwano and head over to the beach." She smiled in the direction of Wyntre and laughed slightly before remembering when she learnt the Kamahameha wave, she thought they would go to the same beach as she was familiar with this one and it reminded her of Ninjin who she hadn't seen in a while.
((Stay in this thread, don't bother making a new one))
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Post by Wyntre Cold on Apr 7, 2015 1:06:21 GMT
((If you don't want to make a new one, you'll have to limit yourself to the East Capitol. But I have a better idea.)) Ditching Kiwano was something she was all for. But this was strange, even more strange than usual. She didn't think it possible, but Zexama just got a whole lot more strange. Zexama was practically asking for punishment, near literally. Physical force to teach discipline? It wasn't exactly Wyntre's discipline. She much rather favored teaching people with words than with a whip, either a figurative or a literal one. But, by all regards, it is certainly an option. And then she promptly left, motioning for Zexama to follow with a motioning hand. "Alright. Come alone then, come to my Gravity Chamber..."
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Post by Zexama on Apr 7, 2015 1:21:14 GMT
Zexama put a smiled back on her face and flew out of an open window, moving the blind to allow her to travel out of the window, when she got outside she saw Wyntre's ship parked up above the city, it was quite an awesome ship, the way it was designed was also awesome. She flew up next to it and turned the wall into candy, cut a hole into and walked in, then once she went inside the ship she put the cut out candy and put it back in place, then by putting the same type of candy in-between the gap, then she walked a way, she flicked her fingers and it turned back into the metal wall.
She looked around to see no one, but she continued to walk and went into the gravity chamber, she gave a yawn and waited for Wyntre, supposing that she went another way and didn't follow her, Zexama turned around and faced the computer. "Hey computer, what's up long time no see huh, last time I saw you was yesterday!" "Hello Zexama, what are you doing here."[/color] Zexama just ignored her and waited for Wyntre to come in, while doing so she jump and landed on her antenna, trying to balance on it to waste time.
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Post by Wyntre Cold on Apr 7, 2015 4:31:59 GMT
Alright, a Gravity Chamber training session it was to be? Yes, a Gravity Chamber training session it was to be.
Wyntre flew straight past the window, smashing the glass as she let gravity do the rest to the minuscule shards of glass and she made her way to her Spaceship, currently in low orbit around the planet. You might be asking to yourselves, why not park it a little lower? What a horrible question, but I am one to answer it anyway. The Spaceship, I'll let you know, is roughly the size of an Imperial II-class Star Destroyer. That's 1,600 meters long, and can fit a crew of 37,085. She made her way through a series of complicated elevators and winding paths, that Zexama somehow seemingly memorized, all the way to the 150x Gravity Chamber. She doubted Zexama would be able to handle 150x, she'd just turn into a pink liquid on the floor. But she had seen Zexama's logs, even watched her train a little. After all, there a few cameras around the ship. Because of this, Wyntre knew very well where Zexama was up to.
"Computer, 75x gravity. Zexama, I have a little challenge for you..." she said, leaning in closer to Zexama... "So listen closely."
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Post by Zexama on Apr 7, 2015 5:04:00 GMT
Zexama looked around, she focused her vision upon the central pole and stretched her arms upwards, she looked at Wyntre and nodded her head, about time she got here, it's not like she is gonna get too old or anything, but seriously, she could at least hurry up, when she said that she had a challenge for Zexama, she just nodded and waited for what it was, then the gravity it, it was so painful! The pain! How great it was, how could her legs deal with this pain! That's what she would of said if it actually hurt, all she did was slightly bend her legs before extending them again, she just smiled at Wyntre.
"Heh, don't worry, this stupid useless gravity doesn't do anything to me, I get candy at the end of this, so this challenge better be worth my time!" She jumped up to get out of this stupid gravity trap, it was all better now and she walked normally up to Wyntre, waiting for the so called 'Challenge'
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