Post by Vi-Poi on Mar 29, 2017 16:49:17 GMT
Proto, aka Proton Poop Boy (5,000 PL Guard)
"Sorry ma'am, there's nothing I can do," The baffled man in overalls murmured around the burning cigarette, thumb pointed over his shoulder towards the contraption. "I've never seen anything like this before."
Pasti Noudelle folded her arms and gave a whinny. "I thought so. The boys and girls in the Science Corps couldn't figure it out either. Not this time. They said they'd need to rebuild the whole thing from scratch. So I thought I'd hire a real pro."
The plumber turned back to the ruined contraption the lady had called the Proton Toilet. It was bigger than the proverbial throne. The bowl itself was made of atomically-sealed yttrium alloy, but still it had been cratered and ribboned open like an exploded exhaust pipe. All sorts of gizmos and wires hung from it, and the tank glowed with crimson indicator lights. The flusher was a big red button on one of the bulky metal armrests labeled FLUSH. It looked more like something that belonged in outer space than in a bathroom. There was a weird, elfish light coming from deep in the bowl, where the tube for the Explosive Discharge Containment Unit began.
"Well, it'd help to know what happened first. Did someone put a bomb in the Premier's john, or something? It looks like something launched into orbit!" He pointed to the hole gaping in the ceiling, letting in rays of sunlight.
"Nope, though something did launch out," Pasti said, looking down with another horsey sigh. "The Premier ate way too much Burrito Blitz last night."
Appearance:
Techniques:
Flight [UT] Infused with a speck of Vi-Poi's powers, Proto is able to float and to fly.
Guano Gun [N1] Proto's ultimate technique, where his radioactive and probably hazardous-to-health aura is flung forward at breakneck speeds to deliver 33% of his PL in damage!
Flux-Flush [SU] Due to the extraordinarily violent nature of his formation, Proto is able to phase in and out of this dimension at will, dodging attacks up to 100% of his PL.