Post by Gastro on Mar 4, 2017 14:28:40 GMT
Gastro walked through the streets, passing by regular old' humans, some were apathetic to him, while others suddenly turned other directions, because of his appearance what an odd bunch. Cars bustled by, Gastro HATED the noise they made, seriously who wants to listen to that crap all day?! Gastro covered his ears from the noise, and groaned before taking in some smoke coming from a nearby factory! Gastro wheezed a bit, trying to get away from the smoke."Fucking hell, did these guys kill their planet already? This city sucks." Everywhere Gastro went was quite depressing, literally, houses were being torn apart others were coughing and giving their dying breaths before flickering in and out. Gastro could see in the alleyway some beggars scavenging for food, what a miserable time this was. Gastro was about to ditch this city, ready to form a green aura around him and zoom away from this crap hole. Well until a distinctive, charming, dazzling smell came by from around the corner. It attracted Gastro attention greatly, as he walked around the corner and into what looks like to be a Starbucks? That's what they called it, and hey it looked pretty good. With clean wooden tables and floors, a staircase leading to an upper floor to divulge themselves in food. There was a line being thinned down, orders were fairly quick. It was Gastro time in line, and didn't know what to get."Uh, hey that thing you call hot chocolate looks fun!" He didn't know what to get, and saw the first thing and took it. A majin took the order grinning."A hot chocolate eh? You're in luck my boy, I've PERFECTED the art of hot chocolate, spent years trying to make it as perfect as it can be." Until another employee which looked to be a human said."He got fired from 5 shops because he copied recipes." The pink majin got flustered, making a hand motion for him to go away."Well, should be easy enough...WAPOW!" The pink majin pointed to a table, as a cup of hot chocolate emerged! "Uh...cool." Gastro paid the rather small payment for it and immediately took it for the go.
After that exchange, Gastro took a quick sip, and oh man it felt really good! it was exactly what the doctor ordered, finally something good about this planet cuisine! This must be something of holy value..something all of these mortals worshiped throughout their whole life, if not then these earthlings were FOOLS! Gastro went to cross the street as he didn’t realize that, a red light turned on. People looked through their windows, some telling him to move! Others shouting racist slurs at him. Gastro looked at them and shrugged.”What? Can’t you guys just move around me? Or just walk...from what I’ve seen those things kill the planet.” And suddenly a ‘HONK’ noise was heard, as a red car CRASHED into the other cars, a drunk driver did it and smashed it into cars like a jackass! People started to shout each other, frenzy occurred one guy shouted 9/11 you get the picture. Gastro blinked, and then walked away vanishing to the human beings, and eventually arriving at a new place!
Gastro soon after was near a forest area sighing.”I should go to another city, to get some hot chocolate. This stuff is amazing, I got to introduce this to Helix, and Namorel sooner or later when I return to Namek.” Gastro took another sip, walking around the forest was covering all of the sunlight for their greedy selves! Gastro noticed other animals in the area, a weird tiny, furry critter, that hopped around. A rabbit right? Yeah, definitely a rabbit, which then got soon eaten by a large red dog thing. A fox.
Gastro blinked his eyes for a second or two, and then immediately turned the other way.”Well, that was a disturbing image.” Soon after, a disgusting and grotesque yellow light emerged from a tree! Well, it actually pierced a tree, and another one, and another one. But Gastro didn’t see it coming until...the beam pierced Gastro hot chocolate! What a horrible person! Gastro twisted his neck around, seeing a man having a pink Mohawk, black sunglasses a black leather vest with a purple shirt, and jeans having a chain on one of his pockets hanging loose. The other pocket a left arm stuck in. His right arm having a gun sign pointed out with a trail of steam indicating he was the one who shot it! He was pale, and with a snort grinned.”I’ve officially owned these parts of the land, since three hours ago! As such, anyone who dares go into my land, which I called it the no man’s land, your DEAD!” He then hollered out other very creative words, that weren’t supposed to be shown. Gastro glared at the guy.”Alright, so you’re the strongest around these par-”
“No but I like to think I am, my mom said I was special.”
Being cut off, Gastro sighed.”Alright then, so you proceeded to kill me, AND try to destroy my hot chocolate well time to break some bones.” Gastro cracked his knuckles, guess he needed some training to get powerful! “Wait oh, whoa buddy, think you can beat me eh? Please fool, you’re such a fool, you can’t beat me, FOOL!” Gastro stopped in his tracks, as the man insulted him. And then suddenly stretched his arm out of nowhere! Grabbing the Mohawk guy leg, and spinning him around and then finally smashing him into a tree! “You were done? I think I already finished you.” Gastro continues to wail on the guy, for awhile until he passes out, the Mohawk head now was starting to have blood on it, his whole body in agonizing pain! “So..you think you got me? But you see…..I’ve only been charging up...FOR MY STRONGEST ATTACK! UH YELLOW ATTACK!” The Mohawk guy, raised his palms while being rocketed around, firing an incredibly large yellow beam of energy shot out, as the forest for a second or two was a bright yellow color. Gastro had a flashback back when he got shot by a really powerful beam of energy with a crap name.”NOT AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!” Gastro was consumed by the attack and then spat out like a watermelon seed being blown through trees, as birds and other animals migrated out of the area. Gastro continues to fly back, then finally crashing into a final tree his head stuck in it. To be specific he crashed into 6 trees.
Gastro groaned, getting out of the tree being enraged. He remembered again when he crashed through several trees, by a certain blue majin. “Alright, so you don’t want to play nice eh? WE CAN DO THIS THE HARD WAY!” Gastro started to grow bigger, and bigger. Being ten times taller! Holy porunga he was a giant! As the mohawk guy looked up and took a dump in his pants, and proceeded to pee himself.”Oh….that’s bad.” Gastro raised his right fist up, as green ki bubbled and burst around Gastro right fist! “MIGHTY PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!” Gastro shouted with anger, sending his fist down, as it SLAMMED into the mohawk guy, a soon mini-explosion erupted as trees, and plants and possibly other wildlife were blown away! Gastro recoiled his arm, to see a broken boned, knocked out purple mohawk guy down. Gastro soon got smaller, glaring at him.”If you were a damn arcosian, I wouldn’t have spared you.” Gastro walked away with bruises, maybe next time he could enjoy a nice sip of hot chocolate to himself.