Robocine was confused where he was currently. The Android has heard about the afterlife before, as he has heard through a newspaper that had a article about of some people coming back from death and telling their tales, but the robot assumed that the article was just a joke by the editors. As Robocine looked around his surroundings he saw that he was at the back of a huge line of people with halos, which just confused him even more.
Eventually Robocine arrived at the front of the line, where he saw some sort of giant Ogre was sending people to what he called Heaven or Hell. When Robocine approached the Ogre, he said nervously: "Uh excuse me, but my name is Robocine, and I am confused on where I am. I thought that I was vaporized while trying to tape some android girl criminal to send to the BBA, but since I still exist I think I somehow survived the blast. Can you explained what happened between the blast and me being sent here?"
Another day, another boring lunch. Yemma slurped up the last of his noodles with disinterest, tossing the plastic bowl into the large garbage bin under his desk. His meals were much less enjoyable now that the proprietor of his favorite restaurant had been reincarnated. The store that replaced it was quite poorly run in comparison.
He stared down at the bag his food came in. At the bottom was a fortune cookie. Curiosity piqued, he ripped the snack in half, pulling the fortune out of its curved prison. As he read the text, he frowned.
Buy more Fortune Cookies!
With an annoyed grunt, he smashed the cookie in his hands, wiping the dust into the bag before tossing the whole thing into the garbage.
As he finished tossing everything away, he heard a voice from the front of his desk. He peered over the massive mahogany, staring down at Robocine's soul. He let out a curious grunt. "A robot, eh? Don't get too many of those up here."
Robocine tried to get some answers out of Yemma as the massive Ogre leafed through his large tome. Eventually he found his way to Robocine's page, and, after a quick perusal, made his decision.
"Sorry to tell ya, kid, but you're dead. Enjoy your time in Hell. They've got decent restaurants if you know where to look."
With a smack of his gavel, a trap-door opened up below Robocine, and he was sucked into the depths of hell.