Post by Capper Hofferson on May 23, 2017 21:30:01 GMT
| GET HOFF OUR PLANET |
|MSSJ COLLARD'S PL: 3,000,000 |||CAPPER'S PL: 20 |||MSSJ CHIRE'S PL: 3,000,000 |||COURGI'S PL: UNKNOWN|
|GAIN BONUSES: DE BONUS |||MULTIPLIERS: UNKNOWN|
Akai Brenchia rolled past below, the hills filled to bursting with humanity. Pale stone palaces and domed mosques squashed against modern buildings, some rising up to fifty stories tall. Two narrow arms of sparkling water that reflecting the stars and night nebula above carved the city into three parts, and a placid sea stretched away to the south, peppered with countless merchant ships under steam and sail, flying a dozen different flags.
A pall of smoke hung over everything, coughed up from countless engines and factories, veiling the walkers striding the narrow streets. The muddled air was empty of messenger birds; only a few starships and spacecrafts skimmed the rooftops, skirting stone spires and bristling wireless aerials. The capitol of Planet Akai twinkled like a vast field of fireflies in the night, it's buildings and streets lit with life and light...
A sudden wave of dread washed over the city as reports of an invasion on Arcose flooded through the gates. Brenchians were glued to their screens, some sitting in stores and watching the local television, just to get a glimpse of some reporter's stealthy capture of the saiyan takeover..
That was the only signal the Hoffersons needed. Capper had been twiddling his thumbs anxiously as their ship orbited around the star of the Brenchias. Would Xylo come to them, Purika, or Vennel and Kaza first...? The slugman-shaped question in Capper's mind remained empty. Chire was quick to let out a hyped battle cry when her Scouter pinged with Vennel's message, while Courgi and Collard began to slip on their battle armor.
Collard moseyed his armor over his head. The father's gear was identical to Capper's, except it was larger to accomodate for his size. Tail lashing about, Capper would briefly turn to his family. "Uh... guys?" He began, figeting with his thumbs. "You said this would be easy, but..." "W-what if Xylo comes? Y-you have a plan, right?" The saiyan boy stammered, earning a smile and an eyeroll from his mother. He was rightfully worried, with this being his first invasion ever- aside from that one time when he was an infant. "Oh quit worrying! You're mission control. With Collard and Courgi, we can stand up to Xylo and take 'em out before Ouro shows his big fat face, no problemo!" The recently revived mother proclaimed, pumping her fist. "Now, let's go kick some Brench booty!" The mother proclaimed, with Capper opening the ship's hatch on cue. Collard tagged along after his wife, briefly speaking to her.
"Chire? Tell me you won't get too crazy in battle in front of Capper. You know how he is with blood and all that jazz." The father reminded his wife. "Pssssh, relax. What can possibly go wrong with taking over a planet as insignificant as this?" Chire spoke nonchalantly with a shrug, diving out of the vessel while the still half-upgraded Courgi stayed behind with Capper. The duo soared above the city while the brenchians below gasped- their planet was next on the Solar Empire's hit list!
While the two parents landed on the outskirts of the capitol, Capper would flick up his broadacting communicator. They had to lay claim to this planet and let the Empire know who was boss. Capper was put in charge of letting everyone know who was the new king of the hill. On all Arcosian radio lines, television channels, and other services, a screen with Capper and his grandfather would soon flicker to life...
"Uh... Hello, you cloddy Arocisans!" Capper began, putting his hands on his hips as a confused audience stared at the weakling saiyan. "We of the mighty Solar Empire have heard you dumbo Arcosians decided to ally with those filthy Mazoku." Capper continued, closing his eyes and putting a palm on his chest. "That's a bad. A real big bad." The snarky saiyan continued, opening his eyes before getting right to the point."We Hoffersons of the Saiyan Solar Empire now lay claim to your dejected planets of Akai and Aoi Brenchia!"
"Nyeheheh! This is what happens when you ignore your planets, you dumb lizards!" Capper proclaimed. Akai and Aoi had been indeed unloved as of... well, ever. "Under our banner, we will make you Brenchians stronger and more dangerous than ever! No more sitting in the shadows and doing nothing, you clods!" Capper spoke, throwing a fist into the air in triumph. The Brenchians were pathetically weak- though under the Solar Empire's banner, perhaps, just perhaps, that could change. "If you have any complaints, you can leave them in the complaint box." Capper suggested before snapping again. "BUT WE DON'T CHECK THAT!"
Courgi stepped out from the side of the screen, clearing his mechanical throat. "...If any of you have issues with your new rule, you can go die on the Akai outskirts. Beat our best soldiers, Chire and Collard, however, and your planets will be free." The grandfather spoke, explaining the rules of this little game as a smirk creeped across his face.
"...Good luck.""You'll need it, CLODS!"And so began the waiting game. Chire and Collard had already in the middle of a game of Go Fish to pass the time while they waited for a potential challenge... The mother of Capper looked up from her cards, speaking to Collard while stretching out her legs. "Ya think anyone noteworthy is gonna object? Or just a buncha boring weak nobodies?" Collard just shrugged. "...Nah. Got any sevens?" He spoke, shuffling his cards while Chire's expression sunk as she eyed all three sevens in her hand. "...Shit."
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