Serious question for the ruler of this planet (Accordio/Inv)

Unbeknownst to Lusca, Accordio actually wondered off yet again.  He knew it was going to prove some level of heart ache for the feminine guard of his, but at the same time he did not need to be coddled like one of those newborn Dragon Clansmen.  In fact, speaking of the Dragon Clansmen, the new guru was travelling through the village underneath his home, wondering what was going on.  As he walked through the Guru village, he was approached by the three elder Namekians that taught the younger Dragon Clansmen.  One of them being the person who gave the current Guru life.

And the three of them were lecturing him.  Apparently they had finally crawled out of the holes in which they had been cowering in, in fear for Xylo and his family for the longest time.  And they were lecturing the small guru about the wanton carelessness that the small one was in for doing some of the craziest things any dragon tribesman had done in the longest while...  Becoming the youngest guru in recent times without all of the proper training or guidance.  Further increasing the ties with the Saiyan Solar Empire by the connections Accordio was making with Miss Shemha and Miss Habana.  And the worst of all, creating the dragon balls despite there being no need for them.

Although Accordio remained calm as he lectured them, he waited til they were done before showing his true feelings.  He gave lectures in return to all of them, explaining in full detail in the things he had done.  Well, explaining was the wrong word...  The right word would be why he did it when no one else was.  The Dragon Tribe had been in hiding in fear of the Makozu, as they were being having their lands rampaged due to the entire demonic Namekians.  The previous guru's inability to do anything due to his feebleness and weak mind, and the last guru's disappearance in the month before Accordio came into power.  EVEN the guru to be who traveled to Earth, learning from those who made the destroyer of Namek into their leader, while Xylo made Namek his playground.

ACCORDIO was the one who took action, ACCORDIO was the one who strove to improve connections with those who stopped the Makozu Lord from exterminating most of the Dragon Namekians, and ACCORDIO was the one who was going to bring forth a protector from the powers of the Porunga in order to prevent those like Xylo from doing anything like that.  The young Namekian went as far as to challenge them to stop Accordio, welcoming someone who was more than willing to stop him.  And they responded just like they did with Xylo, by turning their tails and showing their meek true colors.

The Dragon clansmen of old were weak, were unwilling to change, were stuck too close with their tradition.  And Accordio recognized that.  If not for his time in Hell, he probably would have turned up just like one of these old farts.  In some aspects, the young guru was proud of his new layers of inquisitive knowledge, due to his exposure to those who also questioned the status quo in Hell.  Though he was not happy of being mistreated by those of stronger powers, it was a learning experience to the young guru.  True peace and happiness was not following the status quo.  True peace and happiness came from gaining the power to stop those who seek to disrupt.

After making his point clear with the elder Namekians of the dragon clan, he turned around and decided to fly back to the Pillar rock as he was wanting to check on his dragon ball, as the radar he had gotten a while back was on the fritz.  He needed to see if it was there or if the inactivity of the radar he held in his possession was an omen that it had disappeared.

Flying back onto the pillar, it would only occur to him that there were people inside his building.  Two of them to be exact.  Curious to see who it was, he entered the building and his voice nearly left his lips when he started to do the math.   One was Lusca, Two was the dark haired man, and three was a green haired person.  The first two he could sense, the final he could not.  This was only a situation he recognized once...  His heart sank to the bottom of his throat as he realized what this meant, as the last time he recognized such a phenomenon was when the Red Android attacked and destroyed Namek.

Turning on his heels with the most forced, uncomfortable smile, he slowly walked away with a face screaming nope.  Hopefully he could walk away without having to deal with this at the slightest.  Hell, even the thoughts plaguing his mind was a constant stream of one word...

'Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope NOPE!'

Lusca allowed the green haired man to get back to his feet, believing that her point had been very clearly made towards him whilst she listened to the black haired humans explanation for their presence here. "The Guru's currently undergoing some meditative rest. Since his ascension to the position he's been inundated with guests and visitors nearly non-stop. It's my job to try and ensure that he is not disturbed." the feminine Namekian explained, ignoring the stammering of the green haired humanoid. She had heard those sorts of stammers far too many times back on Earth and had just learned to ignore them. For the most part.

It was when he let out an abysmally loud yell and proceeded to... hump the air that her focus shifted entirely to the obnoxious bastard, her eyes narrowing as he wrapped an arm around her shoulders and proceeded to "sweet talk" her as she'd come to understand the term. Once he was finished with his little attempt, she'd give a dark smirk before suddenly bringing her staff up at an angle that if successful would strike at the most vulnerable part of any male humanoid species, with a very loud resounding thwack. If she were successful, and she heard a certain metallic ting noise for her troubles, Lusca would then follow up with stretching her arm, before then trying to slam her fist directly into his face or throat.

"First," said Lusca as she returned her body to its proper proportions, "much like your sad little android self, Namekians don't have any of those organs. Second, even if I did I would certainly not wish to contaminate them with whatever diseases you'd have probably picked up over the course of your existence. Third, and probably the most important point here," she said, before she tried to slam a fist straight into the androids guts that should hopefully put him on his knees if he wasn't already, "I detest people like you." the feminine Namekian said with a snarl, a dark light burning behind her eyes before she took a slow breath to begin calming herself. Now what was that the other one had said about children being here? She looked over... and could honestly just die right there and then. The Guru had just seen all of that! Oh sweet bloody Porunga, what was she going to do?!

Marcel had listened to the feminine Namekian's words, claiming that the guru was resting at this moment. Nodding as he understood, the hybrid wasn't too surprised that someone with such a high ranking would be bombarded with guests, and didn't want to be a bother. Hunter on the other hand was being all, but polite....

Noticing the smirk upon Lusca's face, Hunter assumed it meant that she was all in for whatever....lewd things he had in mind, returning a goofy smirk to her. "Soooo, wanna go somewhere more private, or get down n dirty right here on the gr-" suddenly, a loud smacking sound could be heard which stopped the android in his tracks! Marcel who watched the two couldn't help, but stand there with his eyes widened as he slowly raised an arm to rub the back of his own head. It appears that the feminine Namekian wasn't all that into the perverted Cyborg's....request as she sent that staff of hers straight in between the poor bot's legs. Due to Hunter's "re-purposing" he was given the ability to not feet pain, but due to all the pain he has endured prior to his transformation, he has developed something similar to phantom pain. He may not feel pain anymore, but the memories were still there.....and they were quite strong. Hunter would slowly back away from the Namekian guard, his legs wobbling some as he silently fell to his knees with mouth wide open. As soon as he placed his hands over his metallic package, he'd quickly raise his head up, and let out a loud.....

".....FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu-"

But before he could finish his....colorful language, he was met with a punch to the face, causing him to fall over, landing on his side, and curling up, visibly shaking. As all this happened, Marcel watched in surprise, but not because of the act of violence dealt to his metallic....friend? But at the fact that this Namekian stretched her arm out in a fashion similar to his Majin friend, Shemha. Were both species possibly related in some way? The two listened to Lusca's little speech about the android, the hybrid watching as she followed it up with another punch to the downed cyborg's stomach before finishing. Still rubbing the back of his head, Marcel turned his head away from the two as he wasn't sure what to do at this point. Normally, Marcel helped those who were in danger, but Hunter wasn't anywhere near innocent....nor was he actually in danger if that thing about him not being able to feel pain was true. Though at this point, the hybrid was growing rather skeptical....

Then the young looking Namekian came in...

Turning his head, Marcel listened to, and watched as this child like Namekian came over. Hunter hesitantly looked up at the lad with eyes half open, and a small reassuring grin on his face. "L-Little Namorel....you've come t-" and without any hesitation, the little Namekian sent a flurry of stretched punches straight to the android's face, causing his head to bounce back repeatedly as Hunter gritted his teeth, and slammed his eyes shut! At this point, Marcel had a small sheepish grin on his face while he watched not only the "female" Namekian, but the "CHILD" one go to town on the perverted fool. The hybrid decided to sit down with his legs crossed as if he were in a meditative stance, and place his hands on both knees, waiting patiently for this to be over while looking away, peeking at the three from time to time. Once that was over, Hunter laid there all bruised, and bloody with eyes wide open as if he were dazed followed by a low whining noise.

"....L-little kids are sp-spose to respect their e-el-eld-elders....." 

With that done, the young Namekian made his way to Marcel who proceeded to look up at him while he spoke. "Wish to learn more about...." Marcel repeated softly to himself, blinking a few times until raising his head up more with eyes a bit widened. Then....that must mean that this....is the Guru! "Oh! You're....!" quickly returning to his feet, Marcel placed a hand on his own chest before bowing to this Accordio person. To think that the one in charge of this planet appeared to be a child was interesting, but not too surprising considering that the President of Earth appeared to be in his teens. "Forgive me, Guru, and I must also apologize to the both of you for Hunter's actions. He is....somewhat in my care...." he claimed as he looked over to the downed idiot as he proceeded to stand back up straight. "But yes, I do wish to learn more about you, and your planet's culture, but I was told by your guard that you were busy, so it could wait for another time." he nodded with a smile on his face, but it would slowly go away as he began to recall something Accordio said when he was speaking to Hunter. "But I do have one question I wish to ask now if you don't mind." he claimed, looking over to Hunter before continuing. "Did your planet suffer from some kind of mechanized attack previously?" the hybrid was told of the attack caused by a group known as The Devil's Knights from General Mayze, but was never told about this unless they were actually one in the same.

"Oh, of course if this is a sensitive subject you do not have to answer." Marcel once again bowed as he returned his attention back to the two Namekians. 

After addressing the better mannered of the two non-namekians, it seemed that the green haired one kept on speaking.  Accordio avoided acknowledging him for he had said his piece about either leaving or staying respectful.  On the other hand, it seemed that darker haired one had his shit together, as he addressed Accordio with proper respect from here on out.  Rolling his eyes on his apology for his friend, Accordio would add in, "Just teach him manners, and not to talk to others with such a lecherous mindset.  Also, no I ma not really busy at the moment.  I pretty much have done all of the business that I wanted to do today, speaking with the elders and the like.  So if you really want to learn from me, go right on ahead..."

Though he says this, he visibly flinches when the guy wanted to learn more about the mechanized attack that happened a while back.  Though it seemed Lusca was more than willing to speak about it, the Guru nods and says with courteousness, "With pleasure Miss Lusca."

And it seemed that the feminine namekian was able to explain the situation on how the Namekians stand with those who live and are mechanized.  The guru would then speak with a slightly agitated tone, obviously perturbed about this android speak, "I was among the first to go, as I was directly under where that robot was during the attack.  I could just remember the red glow edge closer toward me, until I was fully enveloped in a quick, burning sensation of pain, before I faded into nothingness....   Worst part about all of this, that Patkura is now the leader of Earth."

He was still rather furious to have learned of that information while he was in the afterlife, as no one in their right mind would let such a person lead their planet.  That is, unless the Earth truly was the kami forsaken hell hole he truly envisioned it to be, filled to the brim with blood thirsty conquerors who play the victim card, yet act all mighty and heroic once they gather enough allies to take down their enemies.  Cowards can't even handle their own business.  Though Namek is in that predicament, Accordio was working to fix that little issue through the wish he imagined.

Lusca really wished Accordio hadn't mentioned the part about him dying. The less questions that these outsiders had about the past and Namek's restoration, the easier it would be to hide the existence of the Dragon Balls from them. Thankfully however the dark haired one seemed a bit more distracted by the fact that the android responsible for their world's ravaging and desolation, was none other than his world's very own leader. The fact though that Marcel was going so far as to perform quite possibly the most apologetic/pleading form of bow that she knew of from Earth, on their leader's behalf... The feminine Namekian scratched her chin a little, her cheeks turning a deeper shade of green at the sight of it all, glancing over towards Accordio to see how he would react to all of this. He was technically the one in charge after all.

Marcel remained on the ground shortly after he was done speaking. He felt that as a citizen of Earth, Marcel needed to apologize for setting foot on this land. The hybrid didn't know the full extent of what happened here, but his very presence on this planet might not be a god idea. The amount of pain these people went through, and the amount of pain he might be bringing up by just being here clouded Marcel's mind, which upset the man dearly.

Accordio would then speak, catching the still bowing Marcel's attention. Law agreed with the Guru's first comment, but still it didn't stop him from feeling guilty as it's simply in his nature, nor could he blame the Namekian, or any of the other Namekians for how they felt. He was happy to know that the Guru did at least give chances, prompting the hybrid to raise his head up at the back turned Namekian as he continued to speak. "I'm glad to hear that, though I still do feel sorry about what has transpired here. What you all possibly have went through...." he said before stopping himself, looking back down before shaking his head. It was probably wise not to continue on about this subject. The little Namekian then brought up something important, something that Marcel usually never forgot to do.

An introduction!

"Oh! Right, forgive me for leaving you both in the dark like this." he said in a more formal tone as he rose to his feet. He bowed his upper body a bit as he rested a hand against his chest with his crimson eyes closed. "My name is Marcel. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintances." he said to both the Guru, and his guard. "Also, since you said you aren't busy, I was wondering if I could learn a bit more about Namekian culture. If you don't mind of course." the hybrid asked with a soft smile on his face before looking over to Lusca. "Of course I would like to learn from you as well if you do not mind, Miss." he claimed, not knowing her name, but not wanting to pry as he felt he was asking for too much from them anyway. Marcel held proper etiquette with upmost importance, believing that being polite will lead to less unneeded violence, something he wished Hunter practiced, but unfortunately he was more on the loud, obnoxious, and...perverted side. Speaking of Hunter, the cyborg finally sat back up from his little "nap" while rubbing the back of his head with a few groans here, and there. "Ahhh...the hell am I?" he said weakly before looking around, his eyes once again set on Lusca. "Oh hey, the sexy Namekibabe is still here." he said before squinting his eyes, vision still somewhat blurry. He saw Marcel formally bowing to the two green aliens, but due to his vision, he saw it as something else.

"Woah! You're proposing to her already, Marcel!? Geez, ya didn't even give me a chance to rock her world, but whatever...." the idiot said before pouting. "But hey, at least you're being a man for once!"